Wish Upon A Star
Chapter 3: Kenshin and the Fan girls
A/N: Please review, write something good or use CONSTRUCTIVE critisism*I define constructive critisism as spelling corrections and ideas to make my fic better*
~Lady Amakakeru Disclaimer: I'd think it's pretty obvious that I don't own anything but a computer but to make it perfectly clear for any moron thinking otherwise I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Insane Asylum Convicts, Prisoners of War-
Audience: WE GET THE PICTURE!
Narrator: Jeez, I was just trying to be inclusive of others like my psychiatrist told me to. Okay everybody; welcome to Wish Upon A Star, here's our hostess, LISA MOORE!
Audience: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lisa: E-HEM * waves folder labeled "confidential"*
Audience goes insane.
Lisa: Much better. Now today let's welcome that do-goody redhead all fan girls want and all guys envy, HIMURA KENSHIN!
Girls faint.
Guys clap, reluctantly admitting that Kenshin is pretty cool.
Fan girls attempt to get on stage, but fight among themselves instead.
Lisa: Hello Mr. Himura, and may I say I'm sure everyone in this studio wishes to welcome you to Wish Upon A Star.
Kenshin: * looks at chaotic disorder called a studio (made solely out of stuff in my basement)* This doesn't look much like any of the hundreds of fanfic studios that I've ever been to, Sano was right ALIENS ARE ATTACKING TOKYO, AGAIN!
Lisa: Did Kouru give you food poisoning again, that would explain you listening to Sano?
Kenshin: No, I guess you're right; I should stop listening to crazy bums.
Lisa: Exactly, now what we're asking of you, Mr. Himura-
Kenshin: Would you mind calling me Kenshin.
Lisa: Why, are you suggesting that we become more than friends?
Kenshin: Yuck! Hell no, it's just that Soujiro used to call me that and it brings back memories of my battle with Shishio and the evil possessing this world. I use my sword to protect others, killing is wrong blah blah blah. Now there's my moral speech of the day.
Lisa: What?
Kenshin: I have to set a good example or Rurouni Kenshin will be too graphic and immoral for children.
Lisa: Oh. Now back to my request, please make a wish, a slightly romantic wish, involving another character of the show.
Kenshin: Okay, I wish Kaoru would forget about me, she's too young and should date someone her age for a change rather than a twenty eight year old, I mean honestly, you think the writers would let me date someone my age, they're corrupting the youth of the countries the show airs in.
Lisa: That's a pretty harsh wish; I can't wait to try to make it come true!
Kenshin: I know it's mean to break Kaoru's heart like this, but she needs to go out with someone her age, she'd be better off with Sano!
Lisa: Isn't that a bit of an exaggeration?
Kenshin: I guess so, but in any case you get the picture.
Lisa: Sorry to cut you short Kenshin, but if you could please take a seat so we can have a chance to ask some other characters a few questions?
Kenshin: Anytime *sits down*
Lisa: Okay we'll now be asking * unfolds script* SANOSUKE?! About Kaoru and Kenshin's relationship, hold on, who chose to put this idiot on again.
Lady Amakakeru: You got a problem with it? Cause if you do I'm sure Bob the Narrator would gladly be promoted to Host.
Lisa: Of course not * smiles politely while plotting her revenge (hint: her revenge involves chainsaws)* Okay let's welcome back SANOSUKE SAGARA!
Audience claps reluctantly.
Sano's Fan girls go wild.
Kenshin's Fan girls think of how Kenshin would look shirtless.
Sano: What do you want NOW?
Lisa: Please tell us about Kenshin and Kaoru's relationship, Mr. Sagara.
Sano: Someone called me "Mr.", now I can die. Okay, Kenshin and Kaoru's relationship, hmmm, that's a hard one. Well I don't think they really have any relationship to speak of. Kenshin, no offense dude, but you're sort of a little man, I mean jeez, you cook, you clean, you do laundry, you aren't even seduced by Megumi!
Kenshin Fangirls With Chainsaws: Die Sanosuke. * Chase Sano around chainsaws*
Sano Fan girls With Chainsaws: Die Kenshin Fan girls * chase Kenshin Fan girls around with chainsaws*
Lisa: Now where could they have gotten chainsaws?
Kenshin: do you think we should help them?
Lisa: Hell no! Let's just cut to a commercial break, all our problems go away when there's a commercial break, don't you read fan fiction?
A/N: It's not the best but please review using CONSTRUCTIVE critisism only (or complements).
~Lady Amakakeru ^_~
Chapter 3: Kenshin and the Fan girls
A/N: Please review, write something good or use CONSTRUCTIVE critisism*I define constructive critisism as spelling corrections and ideas to make my fic better*
~Lady Amakakeru Disclaimer: I'd think it's pretty obvious that I don't own anything but a computer but to make it perfectly clear for any moron thinking otherwise I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
Narrator: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Insane Asylum Convicts, Prisoners of War-
Audience: WE GET THE PICTURE!
Narrator: Jeez, I was just trying to be inclusive of others like my psychiatrist told me to. Okay everybody; welcome to Wish Upon A Star, here's our hostess, LISA MOORE!
Audience: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lisa: E-HEM * waves folder labeled "confidential"*
Audience goes insane.
Lisa: Much better. Now today let's welcome that do-goody redhead all fan girls want and all guys envy, HIMURA KENSHIN!
Girls faint.
Guys clap, reluctantly admitting that Kenshin is pretty cool.
Fan girls attempt to get on stage, but fight among themselves instead.
Lisa: Hello Mr. Himura, and may I say I'm sure everyone in this studio wishes to welcome you to Wish Upon A Star.
Kenshin: * looks at chaotic disorder called a studio (made solely out of stuff in my basement)* This doesn't look much like any of the hundreds of fanfic studios that I've ever been to, Sano was right ALIENS ARE ATTACKING TOKYO, AGAIN!
Lisa: Did Kouru give you food poisoning again, that would explain you listening to Sano?
Kenshin: No, I guess you're right; I should stop listening to crazy bums.
Lisa: Exactly, now what we're asking of you, Mr. Himura-
Kenshin: Would you mind calling me Kenshin.
Lisa: Why, are you suggesting that we become more than friends?
Kenshin: Yuck! Hell no, it's just that Soujiro used to call me that and it brings back memories of my battle with Shishio and the evil possessing this world. I use my sword to protect others, killing is wrong blah blah blah. Now there's my moral speech of the day.
Lisa: What?
Kenshin: I have to set a good example or Rurouni Kenshin will be too graphic and immoral for children.
Lisa: Oh. Now back to my request, please make a wish, a slightly romantic wish, involving another character of the show.
Kenshin: Okay, I wish Kaoru would forget about me, she's too young and should date someone her age for a change rather than a twenty eight year old, I mean honestly, you think the writers would let me date someone my age, they're corrupting the youth of the countries the show airs in.
Lisa: That's a pretty harsh wish; I can't wait to try to make it come true!
Kenshin: I know it's mean to break Kaoru's heart like this, but she needs to go out with someone her age, she'd be better off with Sano!
Lisa: Isn't that a bit of an exaggeration?
Kenshin: I guess so, but in any case you get the picture.
Lisa: Sorry to cut you short Kenshin, but if you could please take a seat so we can have a chance to ask some other characters a few questions?
Kenshin: Anytime *sits down*
Lisa: Okay we'll now be asking * unfolds script* SANOSUKE?! About Kaoru and Kenshin's relationship, hold on, who chose to put this idiot on again.
Lady Amakakeru: You got a problem with it? Cause if you do I'm sure Bob the Narrator would gladly be promoted to Host.
Lisa: Of course not * smiles politely while plotting her revenge (hint: her revenge involves chainsaws)* Okay let's welcome back SANOSUKE SAGARA!
Audience claps reluctantly.
Sano's Fan girls go wild.
Kenshin's Fan girls think of how Kenshin would look shirtless.
Sano: What do you want NOW?
Lisa: Please tell us about Kenshin and Kaoru's relationship, Mr. Sagara.
Sano: Someone called me "Mr.", now I can die. Okay, Kenshin and Kaoru's relationship, hmmm, that's a hard one. Well I don't think they really have any relationship to speak of. Kenshin, no offense dude, but you're sort of a little man, I mean jeez, you cook, you clean, you do laundry, you aren't even seduced by Megumi!
Kenshin Fangirls With Chainsaws: Die Sanosuke. * Chase Sano around chainsaws*
Sano Fan girls With Chainsaws: Die Kenshin Fan girls * chase Kenshin Fan girls around with chainsaws*
Lisa: Now where could they have gotten chainsaws?
Kenshin: do you think we should help them?
Lisa: Hell no! Let's just cut to a commercial break, all our problems go away when there's a commercial break, don't you read fan fiction?
A/N: It's not the best but please review using CONSTRUCTIVE critisism only (or complements).
~Lady Amakakeru ^_~