Wish Upon A Star: Chapter 4 Kenshin's Interview, second half.
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Lisa: Welcome back, this commercial break I managed to get the fangirls under control, with sedatives.
Fangirls: Zzzzz
Lisa: I also managed to hire a cute perky annoying co-host to do my job for free and I called Geiko, a fifteen minute call could save you-
Audience: Who gives a rat's ass!
Fangirls: Zzzzz
Lisa: For being part of the audience of this stupid show you will receive a free-
Audience: Oooooooo
Lisa: -SWEAR BEAR! ^_~ With posable middle fingers!
Audience: YAY! ^-^
Lisa: Okay, back to the interview, we're now going to have Soujiro Seta comment on Kenshin's opinion. Let's welcome SOUJIRO!
Soujiro-Fangirls: EEEEEEEEE!* suddebly awake due to Soujuiro senses*
Other Fangirls show mild interest.
Audience Girls go insane while guys wonder what girls see in traumatized young samurai who looks like a girl and conclude that it's one of the many things they'll never understand in life.
Lisa *o* : So Soujiro, what do you think of Kenshin wanting Kaoru to get over him?
Soujiro (smiling adorably, I drool): Well Kenshin's usually right I guess, I mean he's the one who told me to ditch Shishio's gang which was good advice, so I'll agree with him. Kaoru is really too you to like a guy 11 years older than her, haven't you seen reflection, she dies thanks to him (at least you infer that by the ending).
Lisa: Thank you Soujiro, for sharing your opinion , now let's get back to Kenshin- hey why are you leaving?
Soujiro: You aren't interviewing me anymore.
Lisa: So, I need someone for your Fangirls to admire so that they don't get bored. Hey, how 'bout we have, Kelly, my co-host interview Kenshin *gives Soujiro, who has left, kissy eyes* While hunt down Soujiro.
Kelly: Okay, so Kenshin do you love Kaoru?
Kenshin: Yes.
Kelly: Then why are you dumping her, do you want to date me instead or somthin'"
Kenshin: No, I just want Kaoru to be happy with someone her age so that RK is appropriate for children.
Kelly: Why do you have long hair and wear a pink kimono, it's totally hot, but some morons call you gay.
Kenshin: What perverts, I'm not gay to set the record straight, my gi was red but after wandering the color faded a lot. And the director told me that long hair turns chicks on.
Kelly: Okay, now let's welcome KAMIYA KAORU.
Kaoru: WHO DIED? IS KENSHIN OKAY?
Kelly: Nobody died Kenshin's fine but he wants you to forget about him and move on.
Kaoru: WHAT?!
Kenshin: You should date someone your age, besides I'm betrothed to Courtney Mitterling in CT, she bought me on Ebay.
Lisa dragging Soujiro in chains: I'm back from Soujiro Hunting, and after sitting through this crappy fic you deserve a reward, so get one yourself.
A/N: Please review
A/N Please R/R
Lisa: Welcome back, this commercial break I managed to get the fangirls under control, with sedatives.
Fangirls: Zzzzz
Lisa: I also managed to hire a cute perky annoying co-host to do my job for free and I called Geiko, a fifteen minute call could save you-
Audience: Who gives a rat's ass!
Fangirls: Zzzzz
Lisa: For being part of the audience of this stupid show you will receive a free-
Audience: Oooooooo
Lisa: -SWEAR BEAR! ^_~ With posable middle fingers!
Audience: YAY! ^-^
Lisa: Okay, back to the interview, we're now going to have Soujiro Seta comment on Kenshin's opinion. Let's welcome SOUJIRO!
Soujiro-Fangirls: EEEEEEEEE!* suddebly awake due to Soujuiro senses*
Other Fangirls show mild interest.
Audience Girls go insane while guys wonder what girls see in traumatized young samurai who looks like a girl and conclude that it's one of the many things they'll never understand in life.
Lisa *o* : So Soujiro, what do you think of Kenshin wanting Kaoru to get over him?
Soujiro (smiling adorably, I drool): Well Kenshin's usually right I guess, I mean he's the one who told me to ditch Shishio's gang which was good advice, so I'll agree with him. Kaoru is really too you to like a guy 11 years older than her, haven't you seen reflection, she dies thanks to him (at least you infer that by the ending).
Lisa: Thank you Soujiro, for sharing your opinion , now let's get back to Kenshin- hey why are you leaving?
Soujiro: You aren't interviewing me anymore.
Lisa: So, I need someone for your Fangirls to admire so that they don't get bored. Hey, how 'bout we have, Kelly, my co-host interview Kenshin *gives Soujiro, who has left, kissy eyes* While hunt down Soujiro.
Kelly: Okay, so Kenshin do you love Kaoru?
Kenshin: Yes.
Kelly: Then why are you dumping her, do you want to date me instead or somthin'"
Kenshin: No, I just want Kaoru to be happy with someone her age so that RK is appropriate for children.
Kelly: Why do you have long hair and wear a pink kimono, it's totally hot, but some morons call you gay.
Kenshin: What perverts, I'm not gay to set the record straight, my gi was red but after wandering the color faded a lot. And the director told me that long hair turns chicks on.
Kelly: Okay, now let's welcome KAMIYA KAORU.
Kaoru: WHO DIED? IS KENSHIN OKAY?
Kelly: Nobody died Kenshin's fine but he wants you to forget about him and move on.
Kaoru: WHAT?!
Kenshin: You should date someone your age, besides I'm betrothed to Courtney Mitterling in CT, she bought me on Ebay.
Lisa dragging Soujiro in chains: I'm back from Soujiro Hunting, and after sitting through this crappy fic you deserve a reward, so get one yourself.
A/N: Please review