Wish Upon A Star Chapter Five: The Crafty Fox Woman
A/N: Sorry for the wait anyone who gives a damn.
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin; if I did this wouldn't be fan fiction.
NARRATOR: Today is a wonderful day for all. Due to this chapter being put off so long the gracious Lady A. has given me a name. I am no longer "NARRATOR" now you shall refer to me as-
Lisa: * pokes head onstage* Shuddup George, the audience doesn't care, just announce the show. *Slips backstage*
George: All people in the audience, welcome to Wish Upon A Star. Here's our host, the one, the only, the incredibly bitchy, LISA MOORE!
Audience is electrocuted and therefore applauds enthusiastically.
Lisa: Thanks for being here, my gang of stupid underlings. Today I didn't want to deal with obnoxious fangirls so lets welcome MEGUMI TAKANI!
Male Audience Members Applaud without encouragement but Female Audience Members are shocked three times to incur applause.
Lisa: On behalf of the audience and myself I'd like to say what a pleasure it is to have you on our show, welcome to the most chaotic show on this station.
Megumi: *tosses hair* Thanks for having me. *Sits down on couch*
Lisa: As you should know by now, being that you're the smartest character on this show, you get to make a romantic wish involving another cast member. What's your wish?
Megumi: It's obvious I'd think. I wish me and Kenshin could get some alone time.
Lisa: OK now we interview random cast members, let's start with... Aoshi, YAY!
Aoshi enters stage hand in hand with Lady A.
Lisa (jealous): Why are you with my sweet Aoshi?
Lady A: Aoshi begged me to come along knowing all the unfortunate accidents that tend to occur so I came.
Aoshi: Help me, she is Satan, or she would be if I believed in Satan.
Lisa: Right now that is quite obvious, but getting down to business is there anything going on between Megumi and Kenshin.
Aoshi: Nothing, that was simple, not to mention a waste of time.
Lisa: Great answer, to good in fact, I must now kill you. *Aims gun at cute anime dude*
Fangirl in Slow Motion: *Jumps between Lisa and Aoshi* Noooooooo!
Lisa: *shoots gun and kills fangirl* YAY! I love killing predictable fangirls!
Fangirl: Oh Aoshi, why must I die before we even speak? At least we die together.
Aoshi: Oookay, I must point out that only you are dying and that we are speaking making that line completely false but now you can be bathed in the glory of my hot manliness.
Lady A.: What a moronic girl I'm not dead but I get to bask in his hotness anyway, how kind of my sweet little Aoshi.
Aoshi: Eww, yuck. Don't call me that. I'll never be yours
Lady A.: If you don't shut up I'll erase you from my fanfic.
Abrupt commercial break courtesy of George.
A/N: Please R&R, or should I say: R&R if you value your life.
A/N: Sorry for the wait anyone who gives a damn.
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin; if I did this wouldn't be fan fiction.
NARRATOR: Today is a wonderful day for all. Due to this chapter being put off so long the gracious Lady A. has given me a name. I am no longer "NARRATOR" now you shall refer to me as-
Lisa: * pokes head onstage* Shuddup George, the audience doesn't care, just announce the show. *Slips backstage*
George: All people in the audience, welcome to Wish Upon A Star. Here's our host, the one, the only, the incredibly bitchy, LISA MOORE!
Audience is electrocuted and therefore applauds enthusiastically.
Lisa: Thanks for being here, my gang of stupid underlings. Today I didn't want to deal with obnoxious fangirls so lets welcome MEGUMI TAKANI!
Male Audience Members Applaud without encouragement but Female Audience Members are shocked three times to incur applause.
Lisa: On behalf of the audience and myself I'd like to say what a pleasure it is to have you on our show, welcome to the most chaotic show on this station.
Megumi: *tosses hair* Thanks for having me. *Sits down on couch*
Lisa: As you should know by now, being that you're the smartest character on this show, you get to make a romantic wish involving another cast member. What's your wish?
Megumi: It's obvious I'd think. I wish me and Kenshin could get some alone time.
Lisa: OK now we interview random cast members, let's start with... Aoshi, YAY!
Aoshi enters stage hand in hand with Lady A.
Lisa (jealous): Why are you with my sweet Aoshi?
Lady A: Aoshi begged me to come along knowing all the unfortunate accidents that tend to occur so I came.
Aoshi: Help me, she is Satan, or she would be if I believed in Satan.
Lisa: Right now that is quite obvious, but getting down to business is there anything going on between Megumi and Kenshin.
Aoshi: Nothing, that was simple, not to mention a waste of time.
Lisa: Great answer, to good in fact, I must now kill you. *Aims gun at cute anime dude*
Fangirl in Slow Motion: *Jumps between Lisa and Aoshi* Noooooooo!
Lisa: *shoots gun and kills fangirl* YAY! I love killing predictable fangirls!
Fangirl: Oh Aoshi, why must I die before we even speak? At least we die together.
Aoshi: Oookay, I must point out that only you are dying and that we are speaking making that line completely false but now you can be bathed in the glory of my hot manliness.
Lady A.: What a moronic girl I'm not dead but I get to bask in his hotness anyway, how kind of my sweet little Aoshi.
Aoshi: Eww, yuck. Don't call me that. I'll never be yours
Lady A.: If you don't shut up I'll erase you from my fanfic.
Abrupt commercial break courtesy of George.
A/N: Please R&R, or should I say: R&R if you value your life.