The YYH Guys: Go Shopping
By: Wife of Kurama
Disclaimer- I do not own YYH. All I own is the old lady (who is also in my random story) and the name brands of products.
Narrator-It was about seven A.M. when everyone woke up. Kurama, like always, got out of bed first. He headed to the shower. While Kurama was washing, everyone slowly pushed himself or herself out of bed. Like every morning, Yuseke was up last, meaning that he had to make breakfast. Today he managed to persuade Keiko to help him. She only went out of the daily routine because she and the girls had a "surprise" for the guys. After showering, Kurama came into the kitchen.
Kuwabara- *singing* Hey good lookin, whacha got cookin? How's bout cookin somethin up with me?!
Kurama- *sweat drop* Uhh, ok then... Yuseke what's for breakfast?
Yuseke- Waffles...
Kuwabara- Yummy yummy in my tummy!
Yuseke- ... We have to hurry, the girls have a surprise for us. *starts fantasizing, until Keiko smacks him* Oww! What was that for?!
Keiko- You are a pervie-fantasizing boy!
Yuseke- How did you get in my head?!
Keiko- It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know what you are thinking of...
Kurama- So what is the surprise?
Yukina- *giggle* Just wait. *Giggle*
Yuseke- We can't.
The girls randomly giggle until they burst out laughing.
Yuseke- WHAT!?
Keiko- We wanted to do a sort of life switch. So-
Hiei- *whisper to Kurama* I'd hate to be the girl who got Kuwabara... ^.^
Keiko- So you four will do the shopping, and we will lie around like lazy bums!
Kurama- How am I a lazy bum!? I do many things!
Botan- You and Hiei aren't the bums; you are the assistants of the bums! ^^
Kurama- Isn't that comforting... -.-
Kuwabara- I love shopping! ^^ Let me go get my purse! *runs like a girl to search for his purse*
Kurama- ...o_O
Kuwabara comes back purse in hand. The purse is small and pink with vibrant red hearts all over it.
Yuseke- How are we going to get there?
Yukina- The mini van silly! ^^
Yuseke- Great...
Botan shoves a mile long list and keys into Kurama's hands.
Girls- Bye! *push boys out the door and slam the door*
The boys get into the car. Making an extremely dangerous move, they let Kuwabara drive. (Yes, I realize he is only fourteen or fifteen) While on the way to the sore, Kurama pulls out the list reading over the list.
Kurama- No way! They want us to buy that!?
Hiei- *Looks over at the list* Ewww, awful girls...
Yuseke- What is it? *snatches the list from Kurama* Omigod, that is wrong...!
They finally arrive at the store when Kuwabara decides it is a good time to bring up the oh-so-horrible item on the list.
Kuwabara- What was so bad? *looks at the list* Oh there's nothing wrong with that...
Kurama- Did you lose your masculinity? How is that?
Kuwabara- For starters, my sister used to make me go buy them. Plus, I was going through a discovery stage. I just wanted to unlock the secrets of women-hood. They are in aisle 46; there are few brands like-
Yuseke- We don't want to know...
Kurama- I am trying to be subtle...
Hiei- Well I'm not like you, I will talk for you. KUWABARA IS A GAY BAKA! *everyone in the store is staring at Hiei* What are you looking at? *scares a little boy*
Little Boy- Mommy, Mommy Where are you? I'm scared!
Kurama- Now do you see why I wanted to be subtle?
Hiei- Whatever...
Yuseke- The first thing we need is flour.
Kuwabara- Aisle 5.
Yuseke- *sweat drop* Ok then... Off to aisle 5.
Kurama- *thinking of excuse to get away* Umm, don't you think we need a, oh what are those called I'm not to good with names of things, oh yea a cart? ^^
Yuseke- I guess...
Kurama- Well Hiei and I will go get one! *smacks Hiei* Right!?
Hiei- Ouch!
Kurama- RIGHT!?
Hiei- Yea sure... *walks with Kurama*
Kurama- *muttering to Hiei* How did we let those girls talk us into being the lucky assistants?
Hiei- I believe it was you that didn't try to do anything.
Kurama- Oh lay off... It's not like you tried to stop the act either.
Hiei- I couldn't leave my only true friend stranded with Kuwabara.
Kurama- But Yuseke is here.
Hiei- Maybe his body is, but his mind isn't...
Kurama- What do you mean? *grabs cart*
Hiei- Yuseke is too worried about whether or not he is getting any.
Kurama- Well that is true... Then I guess we had better head back to the dumb rock. ^^
When the two get back, they approach a confrontation between Yuseke and Kuwabara.
Yuseke- We should buy Mr. Doughboy because it has quantity!
Kuwabara- No, we should buy Granny's Old Tyme Bakery Flour because my grandma uses it!
Yuseke- For one who cares about your old granny-
Kuwabara- *small whimper* Granny...
Yuseke- o.O Two, what if your grandma is in an old people mafia? (The Prunes hehe, My friends and I came up with it in Drama) She makes food with that flour and feeds rich people. Then when they mysteriously die... Well it is because of that poisoned trash!!!
Kurama- I think we missed something...
Hiei- Well it seems Yuseke found out about Kuwabara's granny. Koenma has been going on about them. *imitating Koenma* They might be demons Hiei. What happens when they destroy everything? Blah blah blah! *back to his voice* I mean what are they going to do to me? Gum me to death? Beat me with a cane? Talk about there child hood? They can't possibly be demons, or at least his Granny can't because, one I say so, two Kuwabara has no demon in him and he isn't cool enough to.
Man in store who appears to be a demon- Oh you mean the mafia Granny? Back in the day... Good times, good times...
Kurama- Ewww! More than I needed to know...
Girl in store- *to demon man* What month are you born in? (hehe this is a little thing from school. It was in Spanish class...)
Man- May...
Girl- *country accent* Y'all are sprang babies!
Kurama- What are you talking about?
Girl- *country accent still* Well it's true you born in sprang. I'm a winter baby!
Man- Right...
Hiei- Will you please go away?
Girl- And what month are you born in?
Hiei- Is it any of your business?
Girl- Well I see how it is... *walks away*
Yuseke- Well I know I am right, *grabs Mr. Doughboy flour* Ok the next item is, soap.
**************************************************************************** ** WOK- Ok, so did you like it so far? R&R! I have the whole story ready, but I have to get some of it out. ^^
By: Wife of Kurama
Disclaimer- I do not own YYH. All I own is the old lady (who is also in my random story) and the name brands of products.
Narrator-It was about seven A.M. when everyone woke up. Kurama, like always, got out of bed first. He headed to the shower. While Kurama was washing, everyone slowly pushed himself or herself out of bed. Like every morning, Yuseke was up last, meaning that he had to make breakfast. Today he managed to persuade Keiko to help him. She only went out of the daily routine because she and the girls had a "surprise" for the guys. After showering, Kurama came into the kitchen.
Kuwabara- *singing* Hey good lookin, whacha got cookin? How's bout cookin somethin up with me?!
Kurama- *sweat drop* Uhh, ok then... Yuseke what's for breakfast?
Yuseke- Waffles...
Kuwabara- Yummy yummy in my tummy!
Yuseke- ... We have to hurry, the girls have a surprise for us. *starts fantasizing, until Keiko smacks him* Oww! What was that for?!
Keiko- You are a pervie-fantasizing boy!
Yuseke- How did you get in my head?!
Keiko- It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know what you are thinking of...
Kurama- So what is the surprise?
Yukina- *giggle* Just wait. *Giggle*
Yuseke- We can't.
The girls randomly giggle until they burst out laughing.
Yuseke- WHAT!?
Keiko- We wanted to do a sort of life switch. So-
Hiei- *whisper to Kurama* I'd hate to be the girl who got Kuwabara... ^.^
Keiko- So you four will do the shopping, and we will lie around like lazy bums!
Kurama- How am I a lazy bum!? I do many things!
Botan- You and Hiei aren't the bums; you are the assistants of the bums! ^^
Kurama- Isn't that comforting... -.-
Kuwabara- I love shopping! ^^ Let me go get my purse! *runs like a girl to search for his purse*
Kurama- ...o_O
Kuwabara comes back purse in hand. The purse is small and pink with vibrant red hearts all over it.
Yuseke- How are we going to get there?
Yukina- The mini van silly! ^^
Yuseke- Great...
Botan shoves a mile long list and keys into Kurama's hands.
Girls- Bye! *push boys out the door and slam the door*
The boys get into the car. Making an extremely dangerous move, they let Kuwabara drive. (Yes, I realize he is only fourteen or fifteen) While on the way to the sore, Kurama pulls out the list reading over the list.
Kurama- No way! They want us to buy that!?
Hiei- *Looks over at the list* Ewww, awful girls...
Yuseke- What is it? *snatches the list from Kurama* Omigod, that is wrong...!
They finally arrive at the store when Kuwabara decides it is a good time to bring up the oh-so-horrible item on the list.
Kuwabara- What was so bad? *looks at the list* Oh there's nothing wrong with that...
Kurama- Did you lose your masculinity? How is that?
Kuwabara- For starters, my sister used to make me go buy them. Plus, I was going through a discovery stage. I just wanted to unlock the secrets of women-hood. They are in aisle 46; there are few brands like-
Yuseke- We don't want to know...
Kurama- I am trying to be subtle...
Hiei- Well I'm not like you, I will talk for you. KUWABARA IS A GAY BAKA! *everyone in the store is staring at Hiei* What are you looking at? *scares a little boy*
Little Boy- Mommy, Mommy Where are you? I'm scared!
Kurama- Now do you see why I wanted to be subtle?
Hiei- Whatever...
Yuseke- The first thing we need is flour.
Kuwabara- Aisle 5.
Yuseke- *sweat drop* Ok then... Off to aisle 5.
Kurama- *thinking of excuse to get away* Umm, don't you think we need a, oh what are those called I'm not to good with names of things, oh yea a cart? ^^
Yuseke- I guess...
Kurama- Well Hiei and I will go get one! *smacks Hiei* Right!?
Hiei- Ouch!
Kurama- RIGHT!?
Hiei- Yea sure... *walks with Kurama*
Kurama- *muttering to Hiei* How did we let those girls talk us into being the lucky assistants?
Hiei- I believe it was you that didn't try to do anything.
Kurama- Oh lay off... It's not like you tried to stop the act either.
Hiei- I couldn't leave my only true friend stranded with Kuwabara.
Kurama- But Yuseke is here.
Hiei- Maybe his body is, but his mind isn't...
Kurama- What do you mean? *grabs cart*
Hiei- Yuseke is too worried about whether or not he is getting any.
Kurama- Well that is true... Then I guess we had better head back to the dumb rock. ^^
When the two get back, they approach a confrontation between Yuseke and Kuwabara.
Yuseke- We should buy Mr. Doughboy because it has quantity!
Kuwabara- No, we should buy Granny's Old Tyme Bakery Flour because my grandma uses it!
Yuseke- For one who cares about your old granny-
Kuwabara- *small whimper* Granny...
Yuseke- o.O Two, what if your grandma is in an old people mafia? (The Prunes hehe, My friends and I came up with it in Drama) She makes food with that flour and feeds rich people. Then when they mysteriously die... Well it is because of that poisoned trash!!!
Kurama- I think we missed something...
Hiei- Well it seems Yuseke found out about Kuwabara's granny. Koenma has been going on about them. *imitating Koenma* They might be demons Hiei. What happens when they destroy everything? Blah blah blah! *back to his voice* I mean what are they going to do to me? Gum me to death? Beat me with a cane? Talk about there child hood? They can't possibly be demons, or at least his Granny can't because, one I say so, two Kuwabara has no demon in him and he isn't cool enough to.
Man in store who appears to be a demon- Oh you mean the mafia Granny? Back in the day... Good times, good times...
Kurama- Ewww! More than I needed to know...
Girl in store- *to demon man* What month are you born in? (hehe this is a little thing from school. It was in Spanish class...)
Man- May...
Girl- *country accent* Y'all are sprang babies!
Kurama- What are you talking about?
Girl- *country accent still* Well it's true you born in sprang. I'm a winter baby!
Man- Right...
Hiei- Will you please go away?
Girl- And what month are you born in?
Hiei- Is it any of your business?
Girl- Well I see how it is... *walks away*
Yuseke- Well I know I am right, *grabs Mr. Doughboy flour* Ok the next item is, soap.
**************************************************************************** ** WOK- Ok, so did you like it so far? R&R! I have the whole story ready, but I have to get some of it out. ^^