The YYH Guys: Go Shopping
By: Wife of Kurama
Act 2
Disclaimer: I still do not own YYH. Nor do I own LOTR or Hooked on Phonics. I will never own them, if I did I would not be writing on this web site. Needless to say, I will still be putting this stupid disclaimer here so I am not sued. So if you have any further more questions do not contact me... ^^ (Oh you know I'm kidding... Right?)
Kuwabara- Aisle 107.
Yuseke- Well since the grocery store directory is following us...
Kurama- *Pushing cart to aisle 107* Well, Kuwabara's knowledge of the store is useful.
Hiei- Kuwabara, knowledge, useful. I don't understand... Can those words be used in the same sentence?
Kurama- Yes, but it is like speaking another language, it doesn't make any sense...
The boys are browsing the soap aisle (aisle 107) when al old lady rams into their cart.
Yuseke- What the hell are you doing?
O.L.- I can't see where I'm going. Help me!
Kurama- Should we?
O.L.- YES!
Kurama- I was asking Hiei.
Hiei- Nah.
O.L.- What the f*ck are you smokin? I need H-E-L-P, HELP!
Kuwabara- Did you learn that in Hooked on Phonics?
Yuseke- o_o Go away you old hag! The prunes (not the mafia) are over there!
Kuwabara- Aisle 7.
O.L.- Go to hell! For your information, I hate prunes!! HELP ME!
Yuseke- Lemme think... *paces around* I've got it! *light bulb effect* Kurama, the envelope please! *Kurama hands him an envelope* Ok, the results show, hmmm this is a good one, it says, "Go away you old hag!" Also "I think you're cute!?" Who wrote that?
Kuwabara- Hehehe...
Yuseke- *anime fall*
Kurama- Ok I've had enough. What's wrong lady?
O.L.- You see I was going to the store to boy some things when I ran into a tree. Some man drove me to the store. When I walked in the doors, the greeting person asked me on a date. I was a tad bit scared but mainly flatter-
Yuseke- Could you speed it up?! I have people to see things to do!!
Hiei- We all, well most, know what he means by that... o_O
O.L.- As I was saying some young man took my glasses off me claiming that they weren't mine. * A sales clerk walks up* AND IT IS MY DUTY TO ANNOUNCE IT WAS HE!
S.C.- *has a dorky voice* Any troubles boys and old lady?
O.L.- My name is Hortensia.
S.C.- Ok... My name is Chetwin and no one calls me it... (hehehe Chetwin... ^^)
Hortensia- LIKE I SAID, YOU ARE THE ONE!
Chetwin- OoO did I win the prize!!!???
Hortensia- NO! YOU STOLE... THE GLASSES!
Chetwin- For the last time, they belong to the store!
Hortensia- No they don't! I walked in here with them on!
Chetwin- No you didn't. I watched you on the surveillance tapes. You sat down your glasses and walked off with the others. *Pulls out old cracked pair of glasses* These are yours.
Hortensia- Oh, thanks... *sad, ashamed, and embarrassed of her cruddy glasses*
Kurama- *pulls out some money* How much are those? *points at newer glasses*
Chetwin- $60 with tax.
Kurama- Here *hands Chetwin the money* Now would you kindly give this poor bereft (hehe) old lady, I mean Hortensia, the glasses?!
Chetwin- *like genie* As you wish! *hands Hortensia the glasses*
Hortensia- Thanks boys. Would you like to come to the poker night on Sunday?
Kuwabara- I'm allergic to poker...
Hortensia- *blinkblink* Ok, but if you change your mind... *Singing* Pick up the phone, the call is free 788-9962 Hortensia! Hortensia!
Kuwabara- *starts dancing* I love this song!
Hiei- o.O Uhh, we'll remember that... *Hortensia and Chetwin leave* Yuseke, why didn't you kill her?
Kuwabara- Because you must respect your elders!
Hiei- Uhh... You forgot your medicine again didn't you?!
Kuwabara- *little kid voice* LET'S READ! *finds a random book* First op-en the tur-key up... Then bast-er it. Fi-na-lly pop the bird in the ov- en. AND WHAM! You have a tur-key me-al!
Hiei- *sweat drop* Maybe we should finish shopping...
Kuwabara- Okie dokie smokie! *chucks the book in a random direction. The books hits a salesclerk in the head*
SalesClerk- OUCH! *rubs head* AHHHHHHH I'M BLEEDING! HELP! *dies*
Hiei- Now look what you did! Murderer!
Kuwabara- Scawy Hiei! *whimper*
Narrator- The boys shop for many merciless hours, when they finally reach the last item.
Kurama- The last thing on our list is potatoes.
Kuwabara- Yes, what we need are a few good taters.
Gollom- *pops out of no where* What are taters precious, what are taters?!
Hiei- *kicks Gollom* Die rodent, DIE!!
Gollom- Don't kick us! *Bites Hiei*
Hiei- *pulls out katana, chases Gollom around the store screaming "Die rat-man Die!"* GET OUT OF OUR STORY!
Gollom- But what are taters?
Kuwabara- PO-TA-FERS! Chuck 'em, play 'em, stick 'em in your ear!
Sam- *pops out of nowhere* NO, no, no! They are PO-TA-TOES! And you Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! Not your ear!
Kuwabara- Really? *pulls a potato out of his ear*
Hiei- *stops chasing Gollom and puts away katana* LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
Gollom- Hey that's my line!!!
Hiei- Didn't you hear me? *reaches for katana*
Gollom- Come along now fat hobbit, we are obviously not welcome!
Sam- But where is Mr. Frodo? Gollom- How should I know?!
Sam- Oh wait! Here you are! ^^ *points at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara- Me? *flattered*
Sam- Come on, gimme a smooch!
Kurama- Yea "Frodo" give him a five second frencher! ^^
Sam- *Jumps on Kuwabara*
Yuseke- Quit making out with some midget and come on! You are such a pain Kuwabara!
Sam- Kuwabara? Who's that? Aren't you Frodo?
Kuwabara (I mean "Frodo")- Yes, I am Frodo. Now where were we? *Goes back to make out session*
Yuseke- COME ON!
Kuwabara- Were you talking to me? If you want to address me, my name is Frodo!
Gollom- No it's not!
Real Frodo- *nowhere crap* SAM!!! NO!!! I thought you loved me!
Kuwabara- Imposter! I am Frodo!
R.F.- I am!
Sam- ^^ How about you both are! *grabs Frodo and pulls him closer*
Kuw. And Frodo- Ok! *begin "LoveFest"*
Yuseke- We are leaving!!
Kuwabara- Bye Bye!! ^^
Hiei- Ok, I have been scarred for life...
Kurama- Me too... *grabs potatoes* Well let's go...
Narrator- They finally finish shopping and check out. Luckily there were only injuries in the awaiting lines... (Hiei got tired of being in "hell") On the way home... **************************************************************** W.O.K.- So sorry I took so long to write! ^^ I was so busy last week... :/ Any way, how do you like the story so far? I think Act two was more fun to write if I do say so myself! ^^ Mainly because of Hortensia. Considering she is my own character... Well Act 3 will be up soon!
By: Wife of Kurama
Act 2
Disclaimer: I still do not own YYH. Nor do I own LOTR or Hooked on Phonics. I will never own them, if I did I would not be writing on this web site. Needless to say, I will still be putting this stupid disclaimer here so I am not sued. So if you have any further more questions do not contact me... ^^ (Oh you know I'm kidding... Right?)
Kuwabara- Aisle 107.
Yuseke- Well since the grocery store directory is following us...
Kurama- *Pushing cart to aisle 107* Well, Kuwabara's knowledge of the store is useful.
Hiei- Kuwabara, knowledge, useful. I don't understand... Can those words be used in the same sentence?
Kurama- Yes, but it is like speaking another language, it doesn't make any sense...
The boys are browsing the soap aisle (aisle 107) when al old lady rams into their cart.
Yuseke- What the hell are you doing?
O.L.- I can't see where I'm going. Help me!
Kurama- Should we?
O.L.- YES!
Kurama- I was asking Hiei.
Hiei- Nah.
O.L.- What the f*ck are you smokin? I need H-E-L-P, HELP!
Kuwabara- Did you learn that in Hooked on Phonics?
Yuseke- o_o Go away you old hag! The prunes (not the mafia) are over there!
Kuwabara- Aisle 7.
O.L.- Go to hell! For your information, I hate prunes!! HELP ME!
Yuseke- Lemme think... *paces around* I've got it! *light bulb effect* Kurama, the envelope please! *Kurama hands him an envelope* Ok, the results show, hmmm this is a good one, it says, "Go away you old hag!" Also "I think you're cute!?" Who wrote that?
Kuwabara- Hehehe...
Yuseke- *anime fall*
Kurama- Ok I've had enough. What's wrong lady?
O.L.- You see I was going to the store to boy some things when I ran into a tree. Some man drove me to the store. When I walked in the doors, the greeting person asked me on a date. I was a tad bit scared but mainly flatter-
Yuseke- Could you speed it up?! I have people to see things to do!!
Hiei- We all, well most, know what he means by that... o_O
O.L.- As I was saying some young man took my glasses off me claiming that they weren't mine. * A sales clerk walks up* AND IT IS MY DUTY TO ANNOUNCE IT WAS HE!
S.C.- *has a dorky voice* Any troubles boys and old lady?
O.L.- My name is Hortensia.
S.C.- Ok... My name is Chetwin and no one calls me it... (hehehe Chetwin... ^^)
Hortensia- LIKE I SAID, YOU ARE THE ONE!
Chetwin- OoO did I win the prize!!!???
Hortensia- NO! YOU STOLE... THE GLASSES!
Chetwin- For the last time, they belong to the store!
Hortensia- No they don't! I walked in here with them on!
Chetwin- No you didn't. I watched you on the surveillance tapes. You sat down your glasses and walked off with the others. *Pulls out old cracked pair of glasses* These are yours.
Hortensia- Oh, thanks... *sad, ashamed, and embarrassed of her cruddy glasses*
Kurama- *pulls out some money* How much are those? *points at newer glasses*
Chetwin- $60 with tax.
Kurama- Here *hands Chetwin the money* Now would you kindly give this poor bereft (hehe) old lady, I mean Hortensia, the glasses?!
Chetwin- *like genie* As you wish! *hands Hortensia the glasses*
Hortensia- Thanks boys. Would you like to come to the poker night on Sunday?
Kuwabara- I'm allergic to poker...
Hortensia- *blinkblink* Ok, but if you change your mind... *Singing* Pick up the phone, the call is free 788-9962 Hortensia! Hortensia!
Kuwabara- *starts dancing* I love this song!
Hiei- o.O Uhh, we'll remember that... *Hortensia and Chetwin leave* Yuseke, why didn't you kill her?
Kuwabara- Because you must respect your elders!
Hiei- Uhh... You forgot your medicine again didn't you?!
Kuwabara- *little kid voice* LET'S READ! *finds a random book* First op-en the tur-key up... Then bast-er it. Fi-na-lly pop the bird in the ov- en. AND WHAM! You have a tur-key me-al!
Hiei- *sweat drop* Maybe we should finish shopping...
Kuwabara- Okie dokie smokie! *chucks the book in a random direction. The books hits a salesclerk in the head*
SalesClerk- OUCH! *rubs head* AHHHHHHH I'M BLEEDING! HELP! *dies*
Hiei- Now look what you did! Murderer!
Kuwabara- Scawy Hiei! *whimper*
Narrator- The boys shop for many merciless hours, when they finally reach the last item.
Kurama- The last thing on our list is potatoes.
Kuwabara- Yes, what we need are a few good taters.
Gollom- *pops out of no where* What are taters precious, what are taters?!
Hiei- *kicks Gollom* Die rodent, DIE!!
Gollom- Don't kick us! *Bites Hiei*
Hiei- *pulls out katana, chases Gollom around the store screaming "Die rat-man Die!"* GET OUT OF OUR STORY!
Gollom- But what are taters?
Kuwabara- PO-TA-FERS! Chuck 'em, play 'em, stick 'em in your ear!
Sam- *pops out of nowhere* NO, no, no! They are PO-TA-TOES! And you Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! Not your ear!
Kuwabara- Really? *pulls a potato out of his ear*
Hiei- *stops chasing Gollom and puts away katana* LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
Gollom- Hey that's my line!!!
Hiei- Didn't you hear me? *reaches for katana*
Gollom- Come along now fat hobbit, we are obviously not welcome!
Sam- But where is Mr. Frodo? Gollom- How should I know?!
Sam- Oh wait! Here you are! ^^ *points at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara- Me? *flattered*
Sam- Come on, gimme a smooch!
Kurama- Yea "Frodo" give him a five second frencher! ^^
Sam- *Jumps on Kuwabara*
Yuseke- Quit making out with some midget and come on! You are such a pain Kuwabara!
Sam- Kuwabara? Who's that? Aren't you Frodo?
Kuwabara (I mean "Frodo")- Yes, I am Frodo. Now where were we? *Goes back to make out session*
Yuseke- COME ON!
Kuwabara- Were you talking to me? If you want to address me, my name is Frodo!
Gollom- No it's not!
Real Frodo- *nowhere crap* SAM!!! NO!!! I thought you loved me!
Kuwabara- Imposter! I am Frodo!
R.F.- I am!
Sam- ^^ How about you both are! *grabs Frodo and pulls him closer*
Kuw. And Frodo- Ok! *begin "LoveFest"*
Yuseke- We are leaving!!
Kuwabara- Bye Bye!! ^^
Hiei- Ok, I have been scarred for life...
Kurama- Me too... *grabs potatoes* Well let's go...
Narrator- They finally finish shopping and check out. Luckily there were only injuries in the awaiting lines... (Hiei got tired of being in "hell") On the way home... **************************************************************** W.O.K.- So sorry I took so long to write! ^^ I was so busy last week... :/ Any way, how do you like the story so far? I think Act two was more fun to write if I do say so myself! ^^ Mainly because of Hortensia. Considering she is my own character... Well Act 3 will be up soon!