Chapter 3 Surprise, Surprise!

Captain Jack Sparrow gets a closer look at them. He takes a smell, and feels their pulse.

"Well Will...I'd say by the smell of 'em, their ship was capsized and they're both obsessed with..."

Jack looks closer at Mydra's hand. Aha! Jack laughs.

"Will, this might be a shocker to ye, but these girls here are obsessed with...you!"

Jack falls down laughing hard at Will. He thinks, So these ugly girls are in love with Will, I don't think he'll like that very much. But if that ain't the funniest damn thing....Jack was interrupted by Will.

"Yeah, yeah laugh it up. Hopefully one doesn't try to...you know."

That just made Jack laugh even harder. Obviously Will didn't find it very funny. I mean...they were ugly! One was too skinny and one was overweight. Jack notices something about them

"Hey, Will?"

"Yes?"

"What kind of clothes are they wearing? I've never seen clothes like this before. And why are they wearing pants?! Girls are not supposed to be wearin pants."

Sumplan comes back to consciousness and opens her eyes. They grow wide once she focuses on the two men looking at them. A scream grows in her throat.

"Oh my fuckin goodness!!!"

They both look at her shocked as she still looks at them amazed. She looks over at Mydra and shakes her so she wakes up. When Mydra's eyes focus she screams out the same thing.

"Oh my fuckin goodness!!!"

"What is with you two and fuckin your goodness?" Will asked

Mydra turns to Sumplan and says

"He speaks! Oh his voice is heavenly like an angel, his words float right to my heart and make me love him more."

When Jack heard that, he couldn't hold it in. He just HAD to laugh. He was also glad that they didn't like him; he wouldn't be able to stand it. Mydra stood up and she was almost as tall as both Jack and Will. She spoke again,

"Hello, my name is Mydra and this is my friend..."

She wasn't able to finish her sentence because before you knew it she fainted because of the sight of Will. Will and Jack just stared at her lying there, but Sumplan was staring at Will, her eyes not even blinking once and there was practically drool spilling from her mouth. Will got the feeling she was staring at him, so he looked at her and said,

"Close yer mouth, and it's not polite to stare"

"O-o-ok your majesty." Sumplan said

Will started to look annoyed about this whole situation. He was only here because they needed a new ship, for he wanted to get back home to his girl. Jack looked away from Will trying to stifle a laughing that was about to burst out. He knew it was the wrong time but this whole situation amused him so much, but he held in the laugh.

"So what are ye girls doing here?" asked Jack

Sumplan answered, "Well we don't exactly have a reason, because we don't even know how we got here. But the ship we were on got caught up in the storm and it capsized." "What storm are you talking about?" Will asked

"Yeah there hasn't been a storm around her for at least three months." Jack added

Sumplan thought it odd, very odd. What was also odd was that she knew she wasn't on set of the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, and Will and Jack acted way to natural to be acting when there weren't any camera around. She thought Oh my goodness where the hell am I. This is really Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. Unbelievable!

Just to be nice to them, well actually to annoy Will, Jack decided to ask the girls if they needed a place to stay...

"We have plenty of room where we're staying. We'll even take yous with us when we find a new ship."

"Oh thank you Will!"

Will? Will didn't even ask them, why is Will getting all the thanks and I'm not? Jack thought. Will mumbles under his breath a your welcome and stares fiercely at Jack as if saying, "You'll pay". Jack just smiled a drunken like smile like he was saying "Come and get me I'm not afraid"

*Author* There is a lot more to come. Hope you like it so far even though I'm only 3 chapters through.