The YYH Guys: Go Shopping By: Wife of Kurama

Act 3 Disclaimer: No matter how many chapters I have I still do not own YYH or LOTR!!!! So just give up my friends! ^^

Narrator- The three are driving home...

Kurama- Do you really think we should have left Kuwabara there?

Hiei- Yea, he'll be fine. I'm sure his new friends have a car to drive him home...

Kurama- Are you sure? I think they were hobbits, you know, from Middle Earth...

Hiei- Well, *thinking, gets an idea* no one really likes him anyway Kurama...

Yuseke- *sobbing* But he was my friend!!

Kurama- Don't fret Yuseke, Kuwabara will be okay.

Yuseke- *stops sobbing* Ok... *pulls in drive way at home*

Narrator- At home, Keiko and Yukina are waiting outside for the boys.

Keiko- *looks at watch that appears on her arm, surprised* Back so soon? We expected at least another hour.

Yuseke- Yea, we would have taken longer but, ummm, we lost a little luggage...

Keiko- *going through groceries* But, everything is here.

Yuseke- Yea, but I mean something, uhhh, bigger... Come out here guys... *Kurama and Hiei walk over*

Yukina- Where's Kuzuma?

Yuseke- Well, we were going to get some potatoes, when we ran into some midgets-

Kurama- Hobbits.

Yuseke- Right, anyway Kuwabara fell in love with them. We figured he was happier, so we left him.

Yukina- o.O Ok then.

Keiko- That is such a funny story!

Hiei- He isn't making it up.

Keiko- o.O Yuseke you have to save him!

Yuseke- *exhausted* Ok... but tomorrow...

Keiko- Ok sweetie, I guess you all deserve a break! ^^

Kurama- So how did you enjoy laying around like lazy bums? Have fun? -.-

Keiko- Well we really didn't want to do that. Botan on the other hand, took it a bit seriously... You may not want to come inside... It is quite disturbing...

Hiei- *sarcastic* I've seen scarier things than bums...

Keiko- *glares at Hiei who is glaring right back* Well, suit yourself... But don't say I didn't warn you... *Opens door* Come on in...

Narrator- The house is trashed. Botan is sprawled across the couch drinking a beer and eating some pizza.

Yuseke- Where did you get the beer? ^^

Botan- *manly voice* Delivery *burps really loud* yep... *Botan is wearing a dirty old sweaty shirt and pair of pants, no socks, and her hair is tangled in a ball on top if her head.

Kurama and Hiei- o.O

Yuseke- Don't we get anything for doing your little chore?

Keiko- You'll find out soon enough...

Yuseke- ^^ *Keiko smacks him* Ouch!! What was that for!?

Keiko- You're definitely not getting that! PERVE!

Narrator- Will Kuwabara be found? Will Yuseke's wish be granted to get with Keiko? Most of all will Botan go back to being herself? All this and more will be answered on the next edition of "The YYH Guys"!

~The End!~

******************************************************** Kurama-o.O Ok WOK *questions self silently* you are really strange...

WOK- But you still love me! ^^ Don't you?! *panics*

Kurama- Sure... *thinks over decision*

WOK- Ok! *settles down* Well anyway, how did you like the whole story? Wasn't it great! ^^ (JK) To think, this is the beginning of a great series! Hehe... Well, please R&R!

Kurama- Yea or else!

WOK- o.O Uhhh, why are you threatening them?

Kurama- I dunno...

WOK- ... Anyway, Goodbye People!

Kurama- Yea see ya!