Disclaimer: I don't own Dogma... I wish!! Oh, I suck!!
Jay: Welcome to Dogma, formerly known as Earth. The air here is completely germ-free, trains are now illegal and school is just 3 hours long. But, that's not my point. See, it all started when Bethany became pregnant.
***Flashback***
"Holy crap, Jay, you're gonna be a frickin' father! You've got to be responsible. And clean up your language!" Bethany said.
"What the frick is wrong with my frickin' language?"
"See, see what I mean, Silent Bob?"
"Duh, Bethany! He doesn't TALK!!"
"Oh, shut up, Jay!" Silent Bob looked at Bethany and winked.
"What did he just say to you? What the frick did he just say to you?" Bethany whacked me across the head.
"From now on, when you curse, I'm gonna do that!" she screamed at me. She was already 6 months pregnant.
"She is TOTALLY PMS-en, right Silent Bob?" I whispered to Silent Bob. "Oh, shut up! Can we get some Chinese?" Bethany pointed to the Chinese restaurant with the fat guy painted on the front window. "No way. That is what we've been eating for the last 6 MONTHS!!" I said, "Ya know, you being pregnant has been torture."
Jay: Welcome to Dogma, formerly known as Earth. The air here is completely germ-free, trains are now illegal and school is just 3 hours long. But, that's not my point. See, it all started when Bethany became pregnant.
***Flashback***
"Holy crap, Jay, you're gonna be a frickin' father! You've got to be responsible. And clean up your language!" Bethany said.
"What the frick is wrong with my frickin' language?"
"See, see what I mean, Silent Bob?"
"Duh, Bethany! He doesn't TALK!!"
"Oh, shut up, Jay!" Silent Bob looked at Bethany and winked.
"What did he just say to you? What the frick did he just say to you?" Bethany whacked me across the head.
"From now on, when you curse, I'm gonna do that!" she screamed at me. She was already 6 months pregnant.
"She is TOTALLY PMS-en, right Silent Bob?" I whispered to Silent Bob. "Oh, shut up! Can we get some Chinese?" Bethany pointed to the Chinese restaurant with the fat guy painted on the front window. "No way. That is what we've been eating for the last 6 MONTHS!!" I said, "Ya know, you being pregnant has been torture."