Well, it was a normal day, which meant that things would take a turn for the worst...hehe...a REAL turn for the worst...
LOTR
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Gimli: What are we waiting for? *smashes axe down on ring*
Ring: MOMMY!!! oh...wait...oops...Nash gash hippotolook, Nash gash NIMBATOOL!! Nash...gosh, I forgot the rest...
*axe hits Ring*
Axe: Sorry, dude, this guy's a freak.
*Suddenly a light envelops the surrounding people*
Legolas: Totally radically awesome Dude!
Gimli: What did I tell you about speaking to me in that manner?
Legolas: Oh, sorry Dude
Arena on Geonosis
Gunray: I want to see her suffer!
*uberly cool light thing-a-ma-jigger*
*Gimli, Legolas, Arwen, Boramir, Axe, Ring, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandolf, and Aragorn are standing there when the uberly cool light thing-a-ma-jigger ends*
Axe: *to one of the Geonosis electic pole thingies* Hey Honey! Hows about we go out sometime?
Pole: buzz off, bozo!
Legolas: Totally radically awesome dude!
Padme: *eyes go around like slot machines, and when they stop, all that's there are hearts* Oh man! He's cute!
Anakin: I know I am!
Obi-wan: WHOA! Now THAT'S a woman!
Spider-thingy: RAGHR!!!!
Pippin: YIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Merry: uh-oh
Sam: If it goes after you, Frodo, it'll die!
Frodo: I have Ring here, so I can escape from this...uh...massacre...if it turns that way...did I just say that out loud?
Gimli: W00T!!! Something that's not an orc! Come on, Axe!
Axe: But I'm a pacifist!
Legolas: For the hot chick over there, I'll stuff that thing full of arrows!
Padme: GO um...HOT GUY! GO HOT GUY!!!
Anakin: Huh? How can I go? I'm stuck right here!
Boromir: FOR GONDOR!!! *charges at the bull thing but gets tossed out of the way by its horn*
Aragorn: For my widdle tootsy wootsy, I'll slay this terrifying uber-cat!
Arwen: *blushes* Thanks, Aragorn
Obi-wan: *to Arwen* you doing anything Friday night?
Gandalf: *does an uberly cool lightning thing-a-ma jigger with his staff* HA!
Bull-Thing: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: uh-oh...*tries a staff strike*
Bull-Thing: HEE HEE!!!
All: o_0
Gandalf: *does staff strike again*
Bull-Thing: *dies from excessive tickling*
Aragorn: FOR MY WIDDLE TOOTSY WOOTSY!!!! *tries to lop off the cat's tail.*
Obi-Wan: He's not getting the good girl! *force pulls Aragorn's sword to him, and uses it to cut the chain* HA! *runs over and starts fighting the cat thingy*
Legolas: For the lady, I present a pincushion! *steps aside to show the spider thing with its limbs and neck all cut off*
Padme: *screams*
Tatooine:
Beru: Huh? That was Padme!
Geonosis:
Arwen/Legolas: *on ground, covering ears*
Padme: Hey! Ear Boy! Get over here and cut me loose!
Legolas: Now why would a guy like you want to cut you loose? I'm sure that they'd want to hang onto that relationship, and-
Padme: CUT THE PHILOSIPHY, POINTY BOY!!! GET OVER HERE AND GET ME FREE!!!
Legolas: Only too happy to oblige!
Obi-wan: *kills cat-thing* Nuts! I was gonna give it to the hot pointy-eared chick too!
Sam: *runs around singing his troll song*
Anakin: What in the stars is a troll?
Obi-wan: Sounds like he's talking about Yoda.
Jango: Jedi! YOU WILL DIE!!!!
Legolas: Dude! It's a cool cat in an uberly spectacular shiny silver outfit! I've gotta contact his clothing designer!
Gimli: Another day, another kill...*charges Jango*
Jango: What a strange assortment of people *ogles at Arwen*
Gimli: *smashes Axe down on Jango's jet-pack, since he's too short to reach Jango's helmet. Gimli gets a surge of electricity* RING!!! IT'S RING!!!! ELRODN TRIED TO WARN US!!! WAGH!!!!
Jango: Dude, you messed up my uberly cool flight system, so now I'll have no uberly cool way to fly around and pick up chicks!
Frodo: There's two of them? AUGH!!!!!!!!
C-3PO: I heartily concur with you sir!
Pippin: And what kind of gizmo are you?
Merry: IT's just a hunk of metal, that, by some devilry, can talk!
Boromir: MUST PROTECT RING!!! *slices through 3PO*
Anakin: *sobs*
Mace Windu, Dooku, Geonosians, etc. : *cheer*
Dooku: These brave people have honored themselves, so now let's have a-*hands fly up and suddenly the arena is filled with streamers, balloons, pop (mmmmmm...mountain Dew!), and noisemakers*
Gunray: I wanted her dead!
Dooku: Anyone else want that?
Crickets: *chirp*
C-3PO: How odd...I didn't beleive there were crickets in the SW Galaxy...
Crickets: Nuts! We've been found out! Contact the Enterprise and tell them to beam us out of here and mess up the Time-Space Continuum, as usual! *beam out*
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Gimli: What are we waiting for? *smashes axe down on ring*
Ring: MOMMY!!! oh...wait...oops...Nash gash hippotolook, Nash gash NIMBATOOL!! Nash...gosh, I forgot the rest...
*axe hits Ring*
Axe: Sorry, dude, this guy's a freak.
*Suddenly a light envelops the surrounding people*
Legolas: Totally radically awesome Dude!
Gimli: What did I tell you about speaking to me in that manner?
Legolas: Oh, sorry Dude
Arena on Geonosis
Gunray: I want to see her suffer!
*uberly cool light thing-a-ma-jigger*
*Gimli, Legolas, Arwen, Boramir, Axe, Ring, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandolf, and Aragorn are standing there when the uberly cool light thing-a-ma-jigger ends*
Axe: *to one of the Geonosis electic pole thingies* Hey Honey! Hows about we go out sometime?
Pole: buzz off, bozo!
Legolas: Totally radically awesome dude!
Padme: *eyes go around like slot machines, and when they stop, all that's there are hearts* Oh man! He's cute!
Anakin: I know I am!
Obi-wan: WHOA! Now THAT'S a woman!
Spider-thingy: RAGHR!!!!
Pippin: YIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Merry: uh-oh
Sam: If it goes after you, Frodo, it'll die!
Frodo: I have Ring here, so I can escape from this...uh...massacre...if it turns that way...did I just say that out loud?
Gimli: W00T!!! Something that's not an orc! Come on, Axe!
Axe: But I'm a pacifist!
Legolas: For the hot chick over there, I'll stuff that thing full of arrows!
Padme: GO um...HOT GUY! GO HOT GUY!!!
Anakin: Huh? How can I go? I'm stuck right here!
Boromir: FOR GONDOR!!! *charges at the bull thing but gets tossed out of the way by its horn*
Aragorn: For my widdle tootsy wootsy, I'll slay this terrifying uber-cat!
Arwen: *blushes* Thanks, Aragorn
Obi-wan: *to Arwen* you doing anything Friday night?
Gandalf: *does an uberly cool lightning thing-a-ma jigger with his staff* HA!
Bull-Thing: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: uh-oh...*tries a staff strike*
Bull-Thing: HEE HEE!!!
All: o_0
Gandalf: *does staff strike again*
Bull-Thing: *dies from excessive tickling*
Aragorn: FOR MY WIDDLE TOOTSY WOOTSY!!!! *tries to lop off the cat's tail.*
Obi-Wan: He's not getting the good girl! *force pulls Aragorn's sword to him, and uses it to cut the chain* HA! *runs over and starts fighting the cat thingy*
Legolas: For the lady, I present a pincushion! *steps aside to show the spider thing with its limbs and neck all cut off*
Padme: *screams*
Tatooine:
Beru: Huh? That was Padme!
Geonosis:
Arwen/Legolas: *on ground, covering ears*
Padme: Hey! Ear Boy! Get over here and cut me loose!
Legolas: Now why would a guy like you want to cut you loose? I'm sure that they'd want to hang onto that relationship, and-
Padme: CUT THE PHILOSIPHY, POINTY BOY!!! GET OVER HERE AND GET ME FREE!!!
Legolas: Only too happy to oblige!
Obi-wan: *kills cat-thing* Nuts! I was gonna give it to the hot pointy-eared chick too!
Sam: *runs around singing his troll song*
Anakin: What in the stars is a troll?
Obi-wan: Sounds like he's talking about Yoda.
Jango: Jedi! YOU WILL DIE!!!!
Legolas: Dude! It's a cool cat in an uberly spectacular shiny silver outfit! I've gotta contact his clothing designer!
Gimli: Another day, another kill...*charges Jango*
Jango: What a strange assortment of people *ogles at Arwen*
Gimli: *smashes Axe down on Jango's jet-pack, since he's too short to reach Jango's helmet. Gimli gets a surge of electricity* RING!!! IT'S RING!!!! ELRODN TRIED TO WARN US!!! WAGH!!!!
Jango: Dude, you messed up my uberly cool flight system, so now I'll have no uberly cool way to fly around and pick up chicks!
Frodo: There's two of them? AUGH!!!!!!!!
C-3PO: I heartily concur with you sir!
Pippin: And what kind of gizmo are you?
Merry: IT's just a hunk of metal, that, by some devilry, can talk!
Boromir: MUST PROTECT RING!!! *slices through 3PO*
Anakin: *sobs*
Mace Windu, Dooku, Geonosians, etc. : *cheer*
Dooku: These brave people have honored themselves, so now let's have a-*hands fly up and suddenly the arena is filled with streamers, balloons, pop (mmmmmm...mountain Dew!), and noisemakers*
Gunray: I wanted her dead!
Dooku: Anyone else want that?
Crickets: *chirp*
C-3PO: How odd...I didn't beleive there were crickets in the SW Galaxy...
Crickets: Nuts! We've been found out! Contact the Enterprise and tell them to beam us out of here and mess up the Time-Space Continuum, as usual! *beam out*