Star Trek Universe...Delta Quadrant...Star Trek Voyager...
Chakotay: Captain, you look hot today! I simply looooove eating in your room...
Janeway: Are you expecting something from me, Chakotay?
Chakotay: Me? Li'l old me? OF COURSE! WHY ELSE WOULD I HANG AROUND AN UGLY OLD HA-er, beautiful young lady like you?
Janeway: hm...just wondering...
Seven of Nine: *from communicator* Captain, I'm picking up a strange signal...
Janeway: What is it, Seven?
Seven: Let's see...it appears to be Chakotay's stash of po-er, nothing Captain...Wait! I see a wormhole up ahead! What should I do?
Janeway: Seven, we're Starfleet, and that means that we jumps into wormholes with arms wide open.
Chakotay: I have room in my arms for you, Captain!
Janeway: Tell Tom to have fun!
Tom Paris: *in the background* YIPPEE!!!!
*minutes later, on the bridge*
Computer: My, Tuvok, you look stunning today!
Tuvok: Why should you care, you're only a computer!
Computer: but I can become a hologram, if you like, like I did last night in your quarters...you seemed to enj-
Tom: ALL RIGHT! WE don't need to know any more! Tuvok is a Vulcan, enough said! WORMHOLE TIME!!!
Janeway: This is the Captain to Everyone on Voyager. Buckle up! Tom's taking us through another wormhole.
Chakotay: can I help you with your seatbelt, Captain?
Janeway: we don't have seatbelts on the bridge, Chakotay, remember? WE're the expendable ones...no...it's the other way around.
*Geonosis*
Anakin: She's my girl!
Legolas: don't make me shoot you with my uberly cool bow from Loth-wait...I haven't been there yet, have I? oops! With my totally r0xx0rs bow of D00m!
Padme: I wanna see!
Obi-wan: *arguing with Aragorn* I could too snap that dinky little sword easy as pie!
Aragorn: Wanna bet? In the books, Galadriel gives me a sheath for this, and says that any sword, once stored in here, will not shatter! I just went forward in time a little bit, since I wouldn't get it any other way...*pulls out sword*
Obi-wan: YAAH! *attacks Aragorn with lightsaber-lightsaber's blade shatters* WA HAAAA!
Aragorn: Nyah nyah!
Dooku: So, Arwen, how about you come to my place sometime, and I can show you my stash of "Face" Nolan movies?
Arwen: um...I'm going out with Aragorn, and he could whup your sorry little *burps in no time-*hiccups*
Dooku: Oh yeah?
Aragorn: YEAH!
Merry: So...how does this thing work again? *pulls trigger on a blaster and shoots Jango, triggering a rash of angry Star Wars Fans to start hunting him down*
Gandolf: Don't worry, Merry! I'll just take Ring, and, since Sauron was once a Necromancer, I'll make Jango alive again! *does so*
Ring: THE Necromancer...he was THE Necromancer!
Jango: That's strange...I saw a light at the end of a tunnel...I saw my honey boo-boo! And I remembered why I'm not letting Boba date...ever!
*Voyager, in orbit over Geonosis*
Chakotay: what say we go back to our little dinner, Captain?
Bridge crew: *silent*
Tom: You and the Captain are...eating meals together?
Janeway: *blushing furiously* I told you notto tell anyone!
Chakotay: I just asked you, and I didn't tell them!
Janeway: All right! let's beam down there! All the bridge crew, plus Seven and Torres!
*beam down*
Pippin: THE UBERLY COOL LIGHT THING-a-ma-jigger is back! Check out the hot chick in the pruple body suit!
All Males (except for Boba and Jango): *drool*
Janeway: um...did we interrupt a party, or something?
Dooku: *to himself* an old hag! Finally! Someone else that is my age! *runs to Janeway*
Chakotay: Back off, buster! She's my girl!
Dooku: Says who?
Janeway: says me!
Dooku: oh...darn...*goes to Seven!* My, you're looking pretty today!
Seven: your attraction is irrelevant.
All non-trekkies: HA!
Legolas: I'll win her over! *walks up to Seven* Hey honey!
Seven: do you think that I am beautiful too?
Legolas: Beautiful doesn't even begin to describe you!
Seven: attraction is irrelevant!
Padme: good. I don't have to worry about her stealing Anakin!
Seven: except for that one good-looking kid that's stuck up on chains over there!
Anakin: *eyes bug out, looking in particular at one part of Seven's body*
Seven: *pulls out Phaser and cuts Anakin free of the chains*
Everyone: AW! Why'd ya have to do that? (or some variation of that)
Seven: *sets phaser on heavy stun, stuns Anakin*
All: *cheer*
Obi-wan: *graps microphone, has an extremely bad singing voice* FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW! *gets knocked off karaoke stage*
Chakotay/Janeway: *move suspiciously towards the back door*
Ring: ooh...Hag and Tattoed Face Guy, sitting in a tree! K-i-s-s-I forgot what's next!
Mace: Hey dog, it's k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Ring: hey, man! Thanks!
Mace: no prob!
Pippin: *to Seven* what say we go out sometime?
Seven: Sure! I've always liked short, little guys who make stupid mistakes and even stupider remarks at the stupidest times!
Torres: *to Yoda* Yeah, me too, except I like short guys who r0xx0rs at sword-fighting! I know your future!
Yoda: future, clouded, mine is! one no know could possibly ever!
Torres: right...whatever...
Tom: HEY! SHE'S MY GIRL!
Torres: *slaps forehead* Sorry Tom, I forgot!
Gimli: *sniffs* I don't have a girl...
Twi'lek dancers: *come in and start dancing on the karaoke stage*
Gimli: *eyes bug out of head*
Tuvok: *ditto*
Seven: Tuvok, you're a Vulcan...why are you staring at those girls like that?
Tuvok: becuase THEY are not!
Merry: right...I don't even want to know what you're talking about...
Chakotay: Captain, you look hot today! I simply looooove eating in your room...
Janeway: Are you expecting something from me, Chakotay?
Chakotay: Me? Li'l old me? OF COURSE! WHY ELSE WOULD I HANG AROUND AN UGLY OLD HA-er, beautiful young lady like you?
Janeway: hm...just wondering...
Seven of Nine: *from communicator* Captain, I'm picking up a strange signal...
Janeway: What is it, Seven?
Seven: Let's see...it appears to be Chakotay's stash of po-er, nothing Captain...Wait! I see a wormhole up ahead! What should I do?
Janeway: Seven, we're Starfleet, and that means that we jumps into wormholes with arms wide open.
Chakotay: I have room in my arms for you, Captain!
Janeway: Tell Tom to have fun!
Tom Paris: *in the background* YIPPEE!!!!
*minutes later, on the bridge*
Computer: My, Tuvok, you look stunning today!
Tuvok: Why should you care, you're only a computer!
Computer: but I can become a hologram, if you like, like I did last night in your quarters...you seemed to enj-
Tom: ALL RIGHT! WE don't need to know any more! Tuvok is a Vulcan, enough said! WORMHOLE TIME!!!
Janeway: This is the Captain to Everyone on Voyager. Buckle up! Tom's taking us through another wormhole.
Chakotay: can I help you with your seatbelt, Captain?
Janeway: we don't have seatbelts on the bridge, Chakotay, remember? WE're the expendable ones...no...it's the other way around.
*Geonosis*
Anakin: She's my girl!
Legolas: don't make me shoot you with my uberly cool bow from Loth-wait...I haven't been there yet, have I? oops! With my totally r0xx0rs bow of D00m!
Padme: I wanna see!
Obi-wan: *arguing with Aragorn* I could too snap that dinky little sword easy as pie!
Aragorn: Wanna bet? In the books, Galadriel gives me a sheath for this, and says that any sword, once stored in here, will not shatter! I just went forward in time a little bit, since I wouldn't get it any other way...*pulls out sword*
Obi-wan: YAAH! *attacks Aragorn with lightsaber-lightsaber's blade shatters* WA HAAAA!
Aragorn: Nyah nyah!
Dooku: So, Arwen, how about you come to my place sometime, and I can show you my stash of "Face" Nolan movies?
Arwen: um...I'm going out with Aragorn, and he could whup your sorry little *burps in no time-*hiccups*
Dooku: Oh yeah?
Aragorn: YEAH!
Merry: So...how does this thing work again? *pulls trigger on a blaster and shoots Jango, triggering a rash of angry Star Wars Fans to start hunting him down*
Gandolf: Don't worry, Merry! I'll just take Ring, and, since Sauron was once a Necromancer, I'll make Jango alive again! *does so*
Ring: THE Necromancer...he was THE Necromancer!
Jango: That's strange...I saw a light at the end of a tunnel...I saw my honey boo-boo! And I remembered why I'm not letting Boba date...ever!
*Voyager, in orbit over Geonosis*
Chakotay: what say we go back to our little dinner, Captain?
Bridge crew: *silent*
Tom: You and the Captain are...eating meals together?
Janeway: *blushing furiously* I told you notto tell anyone!
Chakotay: I just asked you, and I didn't tell them!
Janeway: All right! let's beam down there! All the bridge crew, plus Seven and Torres!
*beam down*
Pippin: THE UBERLY COOL LIGHT THING-a-ma-jigger is back! Check out the hot chick in the pruple body suit!
All Males (except for Boba and Jango): *drool*
Janeway: um...did we interrupt a party, or something?
Dooku: *to himself* an old hag! Finally! Someone else that is my age! *runs to Janeway*
Chakotay: Back off, buster! She's my girl!
Dooku: Says who?
Janeway: says me!
Dooku: oh...darn...*goes to Seven!* My, you're looking pretty today!
Seven: your attraction is irrelevant.
All non-trekkies: HA!
Legolas: I'll win her over! *walks up to Seven* Hey honey!
Seven: do you think that I am beautiful too?
Legolas: Beautiful doesn't even begin to describe you!
Seven: attraction is irrelevant!
Padme: good. I don't have to worry about her stealing Anakin!
Seven: except for that one good-looking kid that's stuck up on chains over there!
Anakin: *eyes bug out, looking in particular at one part of Seven's body*
Seven: *pulls out Phaser and cuts Anakin free of the chains*
Everyone: AW! Why'd ya have to do that? (or some variation of that)
Seven: *sets phaser on heavy stun, stuns Anakin*
All: *cheer*
Obi-wan: *graps microphone, has an extremely bad singing voice* FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW! *gets knocked off karaoke stage*
Chakotay/Janeway: *move suspiciously towards the back door*
Ring: ooh...Hag and Tattoed Face Guy, sitting in a tree! K-i-s-s-I forgot what's next!
Mace: Hey dog, it's k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Ring: hey, man! Thanks!
Mace: no prob!
Pippin: *to Seven* what say we go out sometime?
Seven: Sure! I've always liked short, little guys who make stupid mistakes and even stupider remarks at the stupidest times!
Torres: *to Yoda* Yeah, me too, except I like short guys who r0xx0rs at sword-fighting! I know your future!
Yoda: future, clouded, mine is! one no know could possibly ever!
Torres: right...whatever...
Tom: HEY! SHE'S MY GIRL!
Torres: *slaps forehead* Sorry Tom, I forgot!
Gimli: *sniffs* I don't have a girl...
Twi'lek dancers: *come in and start dancing on the karaoke stage*
Gimli: *eyes bug out of head*
Tuvok: *ditto*
Seven: Tuvok, you're a Vulcan...why are you staring at those girls like that?
Tuvok: becuase THEY are not!
Merry: right...I don't even want to know what you're talking about...