Okay, back by popular demand...by a very nutty author...:D anyway, I've decided
that these will be like epsidoes...so each time, I'm gonna bring in a
different movie/TV series or something to the Star Wars/LOTR thing...:D
except there's a catch...from now on, we're gonna be keeping someone from the
visiting party...you vote on who you want to stay...:D
So, we have had Star Trek Voyager, now, we will have...*drumroll* Star Trek Enterprise! And I decided that we're keeping...THE DOCTOR!!! Grins lessee here, we have the four hobbits, Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir, a nutty doctor who is also a hologram, Legolas, and Gimli...not to mention the Ring, and Gimli's Axe...:D they found the SW Ep 2 crew...and now...on to the fic!
Gimli: I'm the strongest one here! I can defeat anyone! I can-OOH!!!! ICE CREAM!!!!!
*Gimli goes after a huge bowl of ice cream*
Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here! I could best all of the guys here in a beauty contest!
All but Legolas: 0.o
Legolas: *hits a disco pose*
*disco ball comes down from....Clone troop transport*
all LOTR people: WHAT is THAT???
Yoda: evil great, is thing this!!
Legolas: Hey, dude, are you telling me that Disco is a very dangerous thing to do? Its totally radically awesome dude!!!!
Mace Windu: yo, man, if you want good music, let me show you...*jumps onto karaoke stage*
*suddenly the "It's Been a Long Road" from the intro to Star Trek Enterprise plays*
Mace: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *hands cover ears* SLOW MUSIC!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!
Meanwhile, in the Delphic Expanse, several galaxies away...
Hoshi Sato: Captain, I'm picking up some kind of transmission. It's coming through a wormhole.
Archer: On Speakers.
Hoshi: *nods and pushes random buttons*
*disco music plays*
*disco ball drops from ceiling*
On Spaceball One (transformed to Mega Maid)
Scroom: Where are we? Paris?
Star Trek Voyager, now continuing its mission to get to Earth...
Tom: it's funny...somehow, I think that someone, somewhere, called my name...
Back on Enterprise...
*Reed, Mayweather, and Archer are incapacitated because of the music, Hoshi is desperately trying to turn it off, and T'Pol is dancing to the music in front of the captain's chair*
Hoshi: *finally gets the music turned off* Captain, captain, are you all right?
Archer: *groans* Hoshi, warn me next time...let's get going with the mission.
Reed: *getting up and getting to his station* Captain, may I point out that we don't know where the wankers are building their bloody weapon?
Archer: Yeah, we do. Mayweather, set a course for the source.
Maywather: uh...the source of what?
Archer: The disco music!
Reed: The disco ball is still there! *pulls out Phase Pistol and shoots it*
T'Pol: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ONE thing I insisted be incorporated into the design...and it gets destroyed! *checks watch* oooh....it's time for me and Trip to have another of our sessions!
Reed: 0.o
Archer: Trip's getting Neuro-pressure lessons from T'Pol
Mayweather: Lucky guy...
T'Pol: *Does the Vulcan Neck Pinch on Mayweather*
Weird Time Travelling Dude that comes every once in a while: heh...it's time for you guys to face the source of the disco music and destroy it!
*suddenly, everyone on the bridge, plus Trip Tucker and Doctor Phlox appear in the Geonosis arena...along with five MACOs*
Legolas: *is singing Disco music*
Everyone else: *on the ground covering their ears*
Reed: Set for stun! We don't want to hurt the Vulcan!
Macos: *fire and stun Legolas*
Aragorn: *gets up* whew...at least THAT was over...*sees T'Pol* WHOA!!!!!
Gimli: What? It's just another female...oh no!!!! not another Elf!!!!
T'Pol: I do not understand what you are talking about...I am a Vulcan...
weird guy from Star Trek: The Final Frontier: You're a Vulcan!
T'Pol: That's what I just said, fool!
Mace Windu: Hey what up homey!
T'Pol: What up, homey?
Reed: I say, old chap, I had a bloody good time crashing this party.
Mayweather: yo yo yo! It's my old friend Mace Windu!
Mace Windu: Mayweather! You old dog! How have things been going, homey?
Mayweather: not bad, not bad...
*T'Pol, Tucker sneack out into the catacombs for a "neuropressure session"*
Legolas: hey! Where'd the uberly cool elf go?
Archer: Would someone mind telling me who these...people are? *gets ignored*
Hoshi: hmmm....the Geonosians have a very interesting dialect...I believe what they just said to me was that I have nice...*stops talking, glares at the Geonosians* *pulls out Phase Pistol and starts shooting*
Archer: * pulls out a gun from the Western Place they visited and fires into the air* SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!
Yoda: *falls to the ground from one of the troop transports, dead*
All: *cheer*
Phlox: Interesting...should I make one of my clones of him, just like I did for Trip? He'd live only about eighty years!
All: *look at each other* NO!!!!!
Phlox: fine, then!
Anakin: where'd the hot elf chick go?
Arwen: Right here, hot human brat!
Anakin: I just love the way you say things like that...
Arwen: I know! Me too!
Gimli: *is dancing to some Elvis music on stage*
All: *cover eyes* AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dude...that is TOTALLY not uberly, totally, radically, freaking awesome.
Gimli: Fine! *hops off stage*
*T'pol returns, dragging Tucker behind her*
*T'Pol, Hoshi Sato, Arwen, and Padme get up on stage and start dancing to Elvis*
All: *cheer*
Obi-Wan: Dibs on the elf!
Aragorn: no,dude, she's mine!
Obi-wan: no, I mean the elf who came in with the freaky peeps with the totally radically awesome guns....
Gimli: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obi-Wan caught the Elf fever!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, we have had Star Trek Voyager, now, we will have...*drumroll* Star Trek Enterprise! And I decided that we're keeping...THE DOCTOR!!! Grins lessee here, we have the four hobbits, Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir, a nutty doctor who is also a hologram, Legolas, and Gimli...not to mention the Ring, and Gimli's Axe...:D they found the SW Ep 2 crew...and now...on to the fic!
Gimli: I'm the strongest one here! I can defeat anyone! I can-OOH!!!! ICE CREAM!!!!!
*Gimli goes after a huge bowl of ice cream*
Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here! I could best all of the guys here in a beauty contest!
All but Legolas: 0.o
Legolas: *hits a disco pose*
*disco ball comes down from....Clone troop transport*
all LOTR people: WHAT is THAT???
Yoda: evil great, is thing this!!
Legolas: Hey, dude, are you telling me that Disco is a very dangerous thing to do? Its totally radically awesome dude!!!!
Mace Windu: yo, man, if you want good music, let me show you...*jumps onto karaoke stage*
*suddenly the "It's Been a Long Road" from the intro to Star Trek Enterprise plays*
Mace: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *hands cover ears* SLOW MUSIC!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!
Meanwhile, in the Delphic Expanse, several galaxies away...
Hoshi Sato: Captain, I'm picking up some kind of transmission. It's coming through a wormhole.
Archer: On Speakers.
Hoshi: *nods and pushes random buttons*
*disco music plays*
*disco ball drops from ceiling*
On Spaceball One (transformed to Mega Maid)
Scroom: Where are we? Paris?
Star Trek Voyager, now continuing its mission to get to Earth...
Tom: it's funny...somehow, I think that someone, somewhere, called my name...
Back on Enterprise...
*Reed, Mayweather, and Archer are incapacitated because of the music, Hoshi is desperately trying to turn it off, and T'Pol is dancing to the music in front of the captain's chair*
Hoshi: *finally gets the music turned off* Captain, captain, are you all right?
Archer: *groans* Hoshi, warn me next time...let's get going with the mission.
Reed: *getting up and getting to his station* Captain, may I point out that we don't know where the wankers are building their bloody weapon?
Archer: Yeah, we do. Mayweather, set a course for the source.
Maywather: uh...the source of what?
Archer: The disco music!
Reed: The disco ball is still there! *pulls out Phase Pistol and shoots it*
T'Pol: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The ONE thing I insisted be incorporated into the design...and it gets destroyed! *checks watch* oooh....it's time for me and Trip to have another of our sessions!
Reed: 0.o
Archer: Trip's getting Neuro-pressure lessons from T'Pol
Mayweather: Lucky guy...
T'Pol: *Does the Vulcan Neck Pinch on Mayweather*
Weird Time Travelling Dude that comes every once in a while: heh...it's time for you guys to face the source of the disco music and destroy it!
*suddenly, everyone on the bridge, plus Trip Tucker and Doctor Phlox appear in the Geonosis arena...along with five MACOs*
Legolas: *is singing Disco music*
Everyone else: *on the ground covering their ears*
Reed: Set for stun! We don't want to hurt the Vulcan!
Macos: *fire and stun Legolas*
Aragorn: *gets up* whew...at least THAT was over...*sees T'Pol* WHOA!!!!!
Gimli: What? It's just another female...oh no!!!! not another Elf!!!!
T'Pol: I do not understand what you are talking about...I am a Vulcan...
weird guy from Star Trek: The Final Frontier: You're a Vulcan!
T'Pol: That's what I just said, fool!
Mace Windu: Hey what up homey!
T'Pol: What up, homey?
Reed: I say, old chap, I had a bloody good time crashing this party.
Mayweather: yo yo yo! It's my old friend Mace Windu!
Mace Windu: Mayweather! You old dog! How have things been going, homey?
Mayweather: not bad, not bad...
*T'Pol, Tucker sneack out into the catacombs for a "neuropressure session"*
Legolas: hey! Where'd the uberly cool elf go?
Archer: Would someone mind telling me who these...people are? *gets ignored*
Hoshi: hmmm....the Geonosians have a very interesting dialect...I believe what they just said to me was that I have nice...*stops talking, glares at the Geonosians* *pulls out Phase Pistol and starts shooting*
Archer: * pulls out a gun from the Western Place they visited and fires into the air* SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!
Yoda: *falls to the ground from one of the troop transports, dead*
All: *cheer*
Phlox: Interesting...should I make one of my clones of him, just like I did for Trip? He'd live only about eighty years!
All: *look at each other* NO!!!!!
Phlox: fine, then!
Anakin: where'd the hot elf chick go?
Arwen: Right here, hot human brat!
Anakin: I just love the way you say things like that...
Arwen: I know! Me too!
Gimli: *is dancing to some Elvis music on stage*
All: *cover eyes* AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dude...that is TOTALLY not uberly, totally, radically, freaking awesome.
Gimli: Fine! *hops off stage*
*T'pol returns, dragging Tucker behind her*
*T'Pol, Hoshi Sato, Arwen, and Padme get up on stage and start dancing to Elvis*
All: *cheer*
Obi-Wan: Dibs on the elf!
Aragorn: no,dude, she's mine!
Obi-wan: no, I mean the elf who came in with the freaky peeps with the totally radically awesome guns....
Gimli: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obi-Wan caught the Elf fever!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!