Hello there! Heres a story prolly many of you actually know! Theres gender
bending again (I promise I wont do it again!). And sorry for all you Keiko
fans. Just remember, it was for the good of Kurama X Hiei :)
The princess and the Pea.
Once upon a time, a prince and his mother lived in a castle alone. They were two humble, caring people with well upbringing and proper manners. They had exquisite tastes and were very happy people. Until one day...
"I want a princess!" Prince Hiei shouted at the top of his little lungs. He paced around the marble throne room scowling.
"I know you do! And I've found many, but you turned every single one down!" Queen Mukuro shouted watching her son pacing around from her throne.
"None of them were real! I want a real princess!" He whined again still pacing.
"How am I supposed to tell if ones real or not? And stop that annoying pacing!" She shouted again. Prince Hiei stopped pacing and stood in a way that you could tell he was thinking.
"Give them tests!" He exclaimed. "Tests that will prove that she is a real princess!" His face brightened as he revealed his plan.
"Well that might work. But what kinds of tests?" Queen Mukuro asked her short statured son.
"Well what do you think!? Something that only real princesses can pass!" Prince Hiei replied as if everyone knew that.
"Well sorry, but I don't know any 'Tests to prove if a princess is real' tests." Queen Mukuro snapped back.
"Well go to the library and look it up. There has to be a book about it!" Prince Hiei said as he walked out of the room.
"Oh right! Like someone would actually write a book about that!" Queen Mukuro said to herself as she made her way to the library.
Now hearing this, you wouldn't believe that these were the two well- mannered people spoke of before. But they were. They were just going through a crisis to get a princess suitable for the prince's taste.
Later on, Prince Hiei and Queen Mukuro met up in the dining room. "I have prepared three tests my son. All we have to do now is find candidates to be your bride." Queen Mukuro announced to her son.
"Good! We will carry out the tests tomorrow. Have the servants bring women of your choice to the castle in the morning and we will start." Prince Hiei waved goodnight and retired to his royal 4 foot 9 bed. The next morning, Prince Hiei walked to the dining room and was greeted by his mother and three other women.
"Good morning darling!" Mukuro greeted him as she signaled to the three women. "These are the selected brides. This ones name is Keiko. The next is Shizuru, and the last is Botan." The three women stood up and bowed toward the prince. He examined them and finally spoke.
"You will be put through tests to see which of you is a real princess, suitable to be my wife."
The queen rose and announced the first test.
"The first test is the 'Shoe Test'!" She told them all. They all looked puzzled, but followed her out to the entertainment room. She waved to the chair.
"Lady Keiko. Please sit here." Keiko took her seat and the servants brought over a...glass slipper?
"If this fits you, then you pass the first test. The lady to pass the most tests wins." Queen Mukuro told them.
"This seems so familiar..."Prince Hiei thought out loud.
"Oh I found it in a book called Cinderella." Queen Mukuro replied.
"Oh...ok."
So they continued with the test. Keiko and Botan passed, while Shizuru failed.
"Ok! On to the next test!" Queen Mukuro said as she led them back into the dining room. On the table were three bowls filled with a bubbling liquid.
"You will have to eat the contents of this soup withought either gagging, throwing up, or dieing." Queen Mukuro motioned for the girls to sit. "You may start."
The girls hesitantly picked up their spoons and took a spoonful and put it in their mouths. Shizuru and Botan both gagged instantly, but Keiko died.
"Oh dear. Looks like she wasn't a princess after all!" The queen said in a singsong voice. "Just step over her body and we can continue with the tests."
"Now lets go to..." But the Queen was interrupted by a servant at the door.
"Excuse me your highness, but this young lady turned up at the castle lost. She claims she is a princess." The servant said. A young girl with long rose colored hair and emerald eyes stepped forward and bowed. Prince Hiei gasped at her beauty. Queen Mukuro noticed this.
"Young girl, what is your name?" Queen Mukuro asked her.
"It's Kurama."
"Well Kurama. You have come at a good time. We are in the middle of tests to prove if these girls are real princesses. Would you like to join in?"
"But how would she do that? She missed the other tests. There's only one left!" Prince Hiei shouted. Queen Mukuro went into thought.
"Hmm...well we have two girls left. One with one point, and another with zero. So...Botan! Go home! You lose!" The queen shouted.
"What! How awful! You are the worst..."
"Just leave will you!" The queen shouted again.
"Fine!" Botan yelled as she stormed away.
"Ok finally! Now there is one last test. Please follow me." Queen Mukuro told them leading them down a hallway until they reached a room with three beds each stacked with twenty mattresses.
"All you have to do is just sleep on the bed." Queen Mukuro shoved the girls into the room and shut the door.
"What does that prove?" Prince Hiei asked his mother.
"I put a single pea under each of their beds. If one of them feels it, they are a real princess." She answered. "Now go to bed."
The next morning, Prince Hiei and the Queen anxiously walked to where the girls were seated waiting for them. They both took their seats.
"How was your sleep Shizuru?" The queen asked.
"It was wonderful! The mattresses were the softest ever. Although I don't know why there were so many..." "Ok whatever. The queen interrupted. "How about you Kurama?"
"I slept good also. Except for a little back pain when I woke. As if I was sleeping on something hard all night." She answered. Prince Hiei instantly jumped up and ran to her. He grabbed her and kissed her.
"As you can see, you failed. Now get out of here you loser." Queen Mukuro said to Shizuru. She stood up and left, but not with out turning and glaring at the still kissing couple. Queen Mukuro stood and walked towards them.
"Ahem." She cleared her throat trying to get their attention. But they didn't notice or didn't care, and kept on kissing.
"Well fine! Have a good life!" The annoyed Queen growled and left them alone.
And they lived happily ever after.
The end. Review please! And if you want, include a story you'd like me to parody. :)
The princess and the Pea.
Once upon a time, a prince and his mother lived in a castle alone. They were two humble, caring people with well upbringing and proper manners. They had exquisite tastes and were very happy people. Until one day...
"I want a princess!" Prince Hiei shouted at the top of his little lungs. He paced around the marble throne room scowling.
"I know you do! And I've found many, but you turned every single one down!" Queen Mukuro shouted watching her son pacing around from her throne.
"None of them were real! I want a real princess!" He whined again still pacing.
"How am I supposed to tell if ones real or not? And stop that annoying pacing!" She shouted again. Prince Hiei stopped pacing and stood in a way that you could tell he was thinking.
"Give them tests!" He exclaimed. "Tests that will prove that she is a real princess!" His face brightened as he revealed his plan.
"Well that might work. But what kinds of tests?" Queen Mukuro asked her short statured son.
"Well what do you think!? Something that only real princesses can pass!" Prince Hiei replied as if everyone knew that.
"Well sorry, but I don't know any 'Tests to prove if a princess is real' tests." Queen Mukuro snapped back.
"Well go to the library and look it up. There has to be a book about it!" Prince Hiei said as he walked out of the room.
"Oh right! Like someone would actually write a book about that!" Queen Mukuro said to herself as she made her way to the library.
Now hearing this, you wouldn't believe that these were the two well- mannered people spoke of before. But they were. They were just going through a crisis to get a princess suitable for the prince's taste.
Later on, Prince Hiei and Queen Mukuro met up in the dining room. "I have prepared three tests my son. All we have to do now is find candidates to be your bride." Queen Mukuro announced to her son.
"Good! We will carry out the tests tomorrow. Have the servants bring women of your choice to the castle in the morning and we will start." Prince Hiei waved goodnight and retired to his royal 4 foot 9 bed. The next morning, Prince Hiei walked to the dining room and was greeted by his mother and three other women.
"Good morning darling!" Mukuro greeted him as she signaled to the three women. "These are the selected brides. This ones name is Keiko. The next is Shizuru, and the last is Botan." The three women stood up and bowed toward the prince. He examined them and finally spoke.
"You will be put through tests to see which of you is a real princess, suitable to be my wife."
The queen rose and announced the first test.
"The first test is the 'Shoe Test'!" She told them all. They all looked puzzled, but followed her out to the entertainment room. She waved to the chair.
"Lady Keiko. Please sit here." Keiko took her seat and the servants brought over a...glass slipper?
"If this fits you, then you pass the first test. The lady to pass the most tests wins." Queen Mukuro told them.
"This seems so familiar..."Prince Hiei thought out loud.
"Oh I found it in a book called Cinderella." Queen Mukuro replied.
"Oh...ok."
So they continued with the test. Keiko and Botan passed, while Shizuru failed.
"Ok! On to the next test!" Queen Mukuro said as she led them back into the dining room. On the table were three bowls filled with a bubbling liquid.
"You will have to eat the contents of this soup withought either gagging, throwing up, or dieing." Queen Mukuro motioned for the girls to sit. "You may start."
The girls hesitantly picked up their spoons and took a spoonful and put it in their mouths. Shizuru and Botan both gagged instantly, but Keiko died.
"Oh dear. Looks like she wasn't a princess after all!" The queen said in a singsong voice. "Just step over her body and we can continue with the tests."
"Now lets go to..." But the Queen was interrupted by a servant at the door.
"Excuse me your highness, but this young lady turned up at the castle lost. She claims she is a princess." The servant said. A young girl with long rose colored hair and emerald eyes stepped forward and bowed. Prince Hiei gasped at her beauty. Queen Mukuro noticed this.
"Young girl, what is your name?" Queen Mukuro asked her.
"It's Kurama."
"Well Kurama. You have come at a good time. We are in the middle of tests to prove if these girls are real princesses. Would you like to join in?"
"But how would she do that? She missed the other tests. There's only one left!" Prince Hiei shouted. Queen Mukuro went into thought.
"Hmm...well we have two girls left. One with one point, and another with zero. So...Botan! Go home! You lose!" The queen shouted.
"What! How awful! You are the worst..."
"Just leave will you!" The queen shouted again.
"Fine!" Botan yelled as she stormed away.
"Ok finally! Now there is one last test. Please follow me." Queen Mukuro told them leading them down a hallway until they reached a room with three beds each stacked with twenty mattresses.
"All you have to do is just sleep on the bed." Queen Mukuro shoved the girls into the room and shut the door.
"What does that prove?" Prince Hiei asked his mother.
"I put a single pea under each of their beds. If one of them feels it, they are a real princess." She answered. "Now go to bed."
The next morning, Prince Hiei and the Queen anxiously walked to where the girls were seated waiting for them. They both took their seats.
"How was your sleep Shizuru?" The queen asked.
"It was wonderful! The mattresses were the softest ever. Although I don't know why there were so many..." "Ok whatever. The queen interrupted. "How about you Kurama?"
"I slept good also. Except for a little back pain when I woke. As if I was sleeping on something hard all night." She answered. Prince Hiei instantly jumped up and ran to her. He grabbed her and kissed her.
"As you can see, you failed. Now get out of here you loser." Queen Mukuro said to Shizuru. She stood up and left, but not with out turning and glaring at the still kissing couple. Queen Mukuro stood and walked towards them.
"Ahem." She cleared her throat trying to get their attention. But they didn't notice or didn't care, and kept on kissing.
"Well fine! Have a good life!" The annoyed Queen growled and left them alone.
And they lived happily ever after.
The end. Review please! And if you want, include a story you'd like me to parody. :)