Ok for the next chapter, I'm taking the song "Three Blind Mice" and turning
it into a story. My friend was begging me to do this. So here it is!
(Uh...just remember that Itsukis telling the story and he doesn't like our
fave spirit detectives.)
Three Blind Spirit Detectives
"Itsuki! Where are you!?" Sensui shouted through out their house.
"I'm in the living room." Itsuki answered back.
Sensui entered the living room and spotted Itsuki on the couch reading a book. He walked over and took a seat next to his green haired partner.
"I'm bored. Tell me a story." He asked Itsuki.
"Hmm...well okay. Let's see...what story should I tell you today?" He thought hard and soon came up with a story. "Ok here's one. It's called 'Three Blind Spirit Detectives'."
~*~ ----that means that Itsukis goes in or out of telling the story.
Once upon a time, there were three blind spirit detectives. The ones name was Yusuke Urameshi, the other Kazuma Kuwabara, and the last Hiei. They were traveling one day and came to rest under a nearby tree.
~*~
"Uh...Itsuki, how did they travel if they were blind?" Sensui asked.
"Um...they used walking sticks."
~*~
Ok, so they were resting under a tree.
"I'm so tired! Where are we going anyway?" Kuwabara sighed as he slumped down under the tree.
"Duh! Were just traveling around for no reason! I thought we established that! Fool." Hiei replied.
"Well I'm hungry! Who has the food?" Kuwabara whined some more.
"Yusuke has it. Right?" Hiei told him looking towards where he assumed Yusuke was standing.
"Uh...yea...but I cant find it. I put it down, then I walked away from it a little, and now I cant find it." Yusuke said.
"You idiot! You lost our food! Now what are we gonna do!" Kuwabara cried.
"Wait! Do you smell that? It smells like...food!" Yusuke said turning to where he thought he smelled the food. "Why don't we go and investigate that yummy smell!"
"Okay." Hiei and Kuwabara said in unison.
So the three blind, stupid, foolish boys ran in the direction where they thought the food smell was coming from. They ran and ran and ran until BANG!
"Whoa! What happened? I heard a loud BANG!" Kuwabara stopped and "looked" around as if he would actually see the something that made the loud BANG!.
"It was me you fool! I ran into what seems to be a house." Hiei said rubbing his face.
"Hey! I think Hiei ran into our food source!" Yusuke said with glee in his voice.
"What do you mean?" Kuwabara asked him.
"I mean, the food smell is coming from the large object Hiei ran into. And Hiei assumes he ran into a house. So... there is food in the house!" Yusuke concluded.
"Well then lets get it! I'm hungry!" Kuwabara started towards the house.
"Well we have to ask first! Someone knock on the door!" Yusuke said.
"Why not just chase around the fool who lives here and steal it for ourselves." Hiei proposed.
"Ya know it figures you would say something like that. Stupid shrimplet." Kuwabara said in Hieis direction.
"Did you just call me a shrimplet?" growled Hiei.
"Yea I did! What are you going to do about it?" Kuwabara growled back in his stupid annoying voice.
"Excuse me! Lets just go with Hieis plan. We'll knock on the door and then when the person who lives here opens it, we'll chase them around! Okay?" Yusuke said trying to be the peacemaker like always. "Ok fine. We'll use the shrimplets plan." Kuwabara muttered.
"Stop calling me that you fool!" Hiei yelled at Kuwabara.
"Stop fighting! Ok I'm gonna knock now. Get ready." Yusuke said. He raised his hand and was just about to knock when the door swung open. And in the doorway stood a tall, handsome, dark haired man with an oddly placed dot on his forehead.
"What do you people want?" He asked them.
"Uh...all of your food!" Kuwabara shouted at him.
"Charge!" Yusuke screamed and the three idiots charged into the mans house knocking him over. And then they tripped on all of the things in their way that they couldn't see. And they wandered with arms stretched out, trying not to knock into things or people. And the man stared at them. Because they weren't much of a threat, being blind and all. So he went to his kitchen, without them knowing, and came back with a carving knife. But this carving knife looked more like a machete. It was a pretty big knife. He walked over to the first boy, Yusuke and...
~*~
"Okay now this can be a bit graphic. Is that okay?" Itsuki asked Sensui.
"What do you think?" Sensui answered back.
"Right."
~*~
He walked over to the first boy, Yusuke, and swung the machete hard and it came in contact with Yusukes weak little human neck. And off rolled Yusukes head. He walked over to the second boy, Kuwabara, and swung the machete hard again. And off rolled Kuwabaras head. He then walked over to the last boy, Hiei, and swung hard once again. And off rolled Hieis head. And that was the end of the three stupid, blind Spirit Detectives. And after they were gone, the human world was invaded by demons and all the humans were killed. The end.
~*~
"Did you like it?" Itsuki asked him.
"Yes. Especially the last part with the human world suffering."
"I knew you would."
"Im just wondering what happened to that one, Kurama." Sensui added.
"Well...you have to admit that he's too cute to have his head chopped off."
The end of the whole story!
Oh and if you don't know it, heres the three blind mice song. But im pretty sure most of you know it...:
Three blind mice, three blind mice. See how they run, see how they run. They all ran after the farmers wife, She cut off their tails with a carving knife, Have you ever seen such a sight in your life, As three blind mice, three blind mice.
Three Blind Spirit Detectives
"Itsuki! Where are you!?" Sensui shouted through out their house.
"I'm in the living room." Itsuki answered back.
Sensui entered the living room and spotted Itsuki on the couch reading a book. He walked over and took a seat next to his green haired partner.
"I'm bored. Tell me a story." He asked Itsuki.
"Hmm...well okay. Let's see...what story should I tell you today?" He thought hard and soon came up with a story. "Ok here's one. It's called 'Three Blind Spirit Detectives'."
~*~ ----that means that Itsukis goes in or out of telling the story.
Once upon a time, there were three blind spirit detectives. The ones name was Yusuke Urameshi, the other Kazuma Kuwabara, and the last Hiei. They were traveling one day and came to rest under a nearby tree.
~*~
"Uh...Itsuki, how did they travel if they were blind?" Sensui asked.
"Um...they used walking sticks."
~*~
Ok, so they were resting under a tree.
"I'm so tired! Where are we going anyway?" Kuwabara sighed as he slumped down under the tree.
"Duh! Were just traveling around for no reason! I thought we established that! Fool." Hiei replied.
"Well I'm hungry! Who has the food?" Kuwabara whined some more.
"Yusuke has it. Right?" Hiei told him looking towards where he assumed Yusuke was standing.
"Uh...yea...but I cant find it. I put it down, then I walked away from it a little, and now I cant find it." Yusuke said.
"You idiot! You lost our food! Now what are we gonna do!" Kuwabara cried.
"Wait! Do you smell that? It smells like...food!" Yusuke said turning to where he thought he smelled the food. "Why don't we go and investigate that yummy smell!"
"Okay." Hiei and Kuwabara said in unison.
So the three blind, stupid, foolish boys ran in the direction where they thought the food smell was coming from. They ran and ran and ran until BANG!
"Whoa! What happened? I heard a loud BANG!" Kuwabara stopped and "looked" around as if he would actually see the something that made the loud BANG!.
"It was me you fool! I ran into what seems to be a house." Hiei said rubbing his face.
"Hey! I think Hiei ran into our food source!" Yusuke said with glee in his voice.
"What do you mean?" Kuwabara asked him.
"I mean, the food smell is coming from the large object Hiei ran into. And Hiei assumes he ran into a house. So... there is food in the house!" Yusuke concluded.
"Well then lets get it! I'm hungry!" Kuwabara started towards the house.
"Well we have to ask first! Someone knock on the door!" Yusuke said.
"Why not just chase around the fool who lives here and steal it for ourselves." Hiei proposed.
"Ya know it figures you would say something like that. Stupid shrimplet." Kuwabara said in Hieis direction.
"Did you just call me a shrimplet?" growled Hiei.
"Yea I did! What are you going to do about it?" Kuwabara growled back in his stupid annoying voice.
"Excuse me! Lets just go with Hieis plan. We'll knock on the door and then when the person who lives here opens it, we'll chase them around! Okay?" Yusuke said trying to be the peacemaker like always. "Ok fine. We'll use the shrimplets plan." Kuwabara muttered.
"Stop calling me that you fool!" Hiei yelled at Kuwabara.
"Stop fighting! Ok I'm gonna knock now. Get ready." Yusuke said. He raised his hand and was just about to knock when the door swung open. And in the doorway stood a tall, handsome, dark haired man with an oddly placed dot on his forehead.
"What do you people want?" He asked them.
"Uh...all of your food!" Kuwabara shouted at him.
"Charge!" Yusuke screamed and the three idiots charged into the mans house knocking him over. And then they tripped on all of the things in their way that they couldn't see. And they wandered with arms stretched out, trying not to knock into things or people. And the man stared at them. Because they weren't much of a threat, being blind and all. So he went to his kitchen, without them knowing, and came back with a carving knife. But this carving knife looked more like a machete. It was a pretty big knife. He walked over to the first boy, Yusuke and...
~*~
"Okay now this can be a bit graphic. Is that okay?" Itsuki asked Sensui.
"What do you think?" Sensui answered back.
"Right."
~*~
He walked over to the first boy, Yusuke, and swung the machete hard and it came in contact with Yusukes weak little human neck. And off rolled Yusukes head. He walked over to the second boy, Kuwabara, and swung the machete hard again. And off rolled Kuwabaras head. He then walked over to the last boy, Hiei, and swung hard once again. And off rolled Hieis head. And that was the end of the three stupid, blind Spirit Detectives. And after they were gone, the human world was invaded by demons and all the humans were killed. The end.
~*~
"Did you like it?" Itsuki asked him.
"Yes. Especially the last part with the human world suffering."
"I knew you would."
"Im just wondering what happened to that one, Kurama." Sensui added.
"Well...you have to admit that he's too cute to have his head chopped off."
The end of the whole story!
Oh and if you don't know it, heres the three blind mice song. But im pretty sure most of you know it...:
Three blind mice, three blind mice. See how they run, see how they run. They all ran after the farmers wife, She cut off their tails with a carving knife, Have you ever seen such a sight in your life, As three blind mice, three blind mice.