Halfway across the world, one lonely Lord of the Rings fangirl sat on her
bed on the eve of Christmas.
"If my one wish was granted," said the fangirl hopefully, "I would want all the Elves of Middle Earth to become chibi! *sigh* That would be the greatest thing of all..."
The fangirl then fell onto her bed and swiftly fell into a deep sleep.
*~*~*~*~*~*Back to Middle Earth*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Legolas was just about the walk down the stairs, when the clock struck midnight and something odd began to happen. It seemed as if Legolas, along with Alida, began to shrink. In another minute they were both small and...chibi.
"What the--" Legolas said as he looked at himself. "I'm, I'm...CHIBI!"
Gandalf gasped. "Some creepy fangirl must have made the inunwishable wish that all Elves of Middle Earth were chibi!"
"So, what does that mean?" Alida asked, not even being able to get up the stairs without using her short chibi arms.
"It means that we and the rest of the Elves are stuck like this until we find that fangirl and tell her to unwish that wish!" Legolas said, catching his breath afterwards.
"I can track where the wish came from," Gandalf said, "with my cool old man wizard powers."
Just then, Aragorn came down the stairs, and he would've stepped on Alida had she not squeaked madly.
"What's going on?" Aragorn asked tiredly, staring down at the chibi Alida.
"A fangirl made the inunwishable wish," Legolas said.
Aragorn gasped. "You mean...All of the Elves are..."
"Yup," Pippin said, "chibi."
Aragorn jumped over the rail of the stairs and ran out the door screaming "ARWEN!!!!" They watched him through the open door, and saw gardening tools being thrown at his head as he ran down the road towards the front gate of the Shire.
Gandalf found his staff and hit the ceiling with it three times, then closed his eyes. A moment later, he opened them again, looking at Legolas, Alida, and the four Hobbits.
"It came from the United States of America." he said quietly.
"The U.S. of A?" Merry asked. "But that's halfway around the world!"
"Yes, young Hobbit, it is." Gandalf agreed, nodding his head."
"How will we get there?" Frodo asked.
"Yeah, how will we get there?" Sam asked.
"Is there an echo in here?" Gandalf asked sarcastically, noting that the Hobbits hadn't picked up his little joke. He sighed, shook his head, then said "There is only one way to get there. By the magic of..."
The six on the stairs all held their breath.
"We can only reach the U.S.A. by the magic of...WEED!" Gandalf finished dramatically.
"Weed?" Legolas asked.
"WEED!" Pippin and Merry said happily in unison, looking at each other.
"How will smoking weed help us, Gandalf?" Frodo asked.
"Well, I was just joking about that," Gandalf confessed with a chuckle.
"So, no weed?" Pippin asked with a frown.
"No weed." Gandalf said, smiling at Merry and Pippin. "We will have to fly there on a dragon. That is the fastest way."
"Cool!" Frodo said excitedly. "We get to ride a dragon!"
"Silence!" Gandalf whispered hoarsely. "We don't want to wake the Dwarf and have to have him come along.
Then all of them noiselessly walked out the door.S
"If my one wish was granted," said the fangirl hopefully, "I would want all the Elves of Middle Earth to become chibi! *sigh* That would be the greatest thing of all..."
The fangirl then fell onto her bed and swiftly fell into a deep sleep.
*~*~*~*~*~*Back to Middle Earth*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Legolas was just about the walk down the stairs, when the clock struck midnight and something odd began to happen. It seemed as if Legolas, along with Alida, began to shrink. In another minute they were both small and...chibi.
"What the--" Legolas said as he looked at himself. "I'm, I'm...CHIBI!"
Gandalf gasped. "Some creepy fangirl must have made the inunwishable wish that all Elves of Middle Earth were chibi!"
"So, what does that mean?" Alida asked, not even being able to get up the stairs without using her short chibi arms.
"It means that we and the rest of the Elves are stuck like this until we find that fangirl and tell her to unwish that wish!" Legolas said, catching his breath afterwards.
"I can track where the wish came from," Gandalf said, "with my cool old man wizard powers."
Just then, Aragorn came down the stairs, and he would've stepped on Alida had she not squeaked madly.
"What's going on?" Aragorn asked tiredly, staring down at the chibi Alida.
"A fangirl made the inunwishable wish," Legolas said.
Aragorn gasped. "You mean...All of the Elves are..."
"Yup," Pippin said, "chibi."
Aragorn jumped over the rail of the stairs and ran out the door screaming "ARWEN!!!!" They watched him through the open door, and saw gardening tools being thrown at his head as he ran down the road towards the front gate of the Shire.
Gandalf found his staff and hit the ceiling with it three times, then closed his eyes. A moment later, he opened them again, looking at Legolas, Alida, and the four Hobbits.
"It came from the United States of America." he said quietly.
"The U.S. of A?" Merry asked. "But that's halfway around the world!"
"Yes, young Hobbit, it is." Gandalf agreed, nodding his head."
"How will we get there?" Frodo asked.
"Yeah, how will we get there?" Sam asked.
"Is there an echo in here?" Gandalf asked sarcastically, noting that the Hobbits hadn't picked up his little joke. He sighed, shook his head, then said "There is only one way to get there. By the magic of..."
The six on the stairs all held their breath.
"We can only reach the U.S.A. by the magic of...WEED!" Gandalf finished dramatically.
"Weed?" Legolas asked.
"WEED!" Pippin and Merry said happily in unison, looking at each other.
"How will smoking weed help us, Gandalf?" Frodo asked.
"Well, I was just joking about that," Gandalf confessed with a chuckle.
"So, no weed?" Pippin asked with a frown.
"No weed." Gandalf said, smiling at Merry and Pippin. "We will have to fly there on a dragon. That is the fastest way."
"Cool!" Frodo said excitedly. "We get to ride a dragon!"
"Silence!" Gandalf whispered hoarsely. "We don't want to wake the Dwarf and have to have him come along.
Then all of them noiselessly walked out the door.S