THE SECRET LIVES WITHIN SD LOCKERS [v.ABC]
By Sukunami Taka and co-written by Keichiro Hideki
Introduction
Thick velvet drapes, a stunning shade of vivid emerald edged in silver tassels, rose dramatically. Bright yellow spotlights immediately flickered to life and roamed randomly before focusing on the center of the stage to reveal two figures, the shorter waving merrily and the other smiling dashingly to their avid audience.
Sukunami Taka smiles, dashingly of course, and spoke in a clear voice into an invisible microphone head piece, "Welcome minna-san! Welcome to The secret lives within SD lockers!!"
A roar of approval rumbled from their avid audience.
Keichiro Hideki beamed, "Featuring our favourite guys of Shoyo… Ryonan… Kainan… aaaaand…" He paused dramatically, "Shohoku!" He waved jauntily, "And we are of course…" He then strikes a tensai pose, oddly looking a lot like our favourite Shohoku akage-saru, Sakuragi Hanamichi, minus the notoriously famous flaming red mane, "Your ever-lovable as well as devilishly good-looking co-hosts…."
Several girls in the audience squealed loudly with agreement, waving large banners adorned with the ever-popular and beautiful face of Sukunami Taka.
Taka flashed a brilliant white smile causing several girls to swoon in delight.
Kei grinned, "Keichiro Hideki… Or more commonly known as Kei or Roo…" He placed a hand modestly on his chest, the other waving.
"And Sukunami Taka…" Another brilliant smile was once again bestowed generously upon their devoted audience. "For several… long suffering weeks… I might add…" He ignores Kei's version of the evil-eye, "We…" A pointed look in Kei's direction, "…have been hard at work…"
"You have no idea… Slave-driver…"
Taka coughed, "As I was saying… We have been hard at work scouting around Kanagawa Prefecture to bring you…" He pauses to smile charmingly, "Our dear audience… And of course not to forget, our dear readers…the exclusive once-in-a-lifetime info of…"
"What is in the locker of the Slam Dunk guys!!"
"And so… without further ado… I give you…"
"The secret lives within SD lockers!" Taka and Kei chorused proudly.
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