The Pigs...
"Hurry up, we're going to be late!" yelled the black-haired Hyrulian to his friend, who was behind a couple of bushes.
"Geez Patch, can't I go to the bathroom without being hollered at!" he yelled back.
"Not when there's a possibility that we could be disqualified for not being there when it started; so get a move on Jak!"
"Alright, Alright," Jak said as he buttoned his pants and ran from the bushes, past his friend, and yelled, "I'll beat you there!"
"Cheater!" Patch accused as he ran to catch up with his partner. Jak reached the archway and came to a sudden halt.
As Patch stumbled into him, and he angrily asked, "What'd you stop for?"
"Look," Jak said and pointed to a Gerudo and a blonde, human woman at the front of the long sign-up line, who were presently signing up to start the tag-team tournament.
"It's them again," Patch said.
"I didn't think I would ever figure that out, best-friend-who-states-the- obvious-way-too-much."
"Yea, yea, but what are we going to do about it this year?"
"We can't do anything about it, but we probably won't have to face them this time."
"What do you mean? I think—"
"Just look at the line behind them," Jak interrupted, "we won't have to face them 'till perhaps the finals, if they even make it that far."
Patch nodded and said, "Let's go sign up then!" and ran to the back of the long line.
Even as Jak followed Patch, he knew this year he would face off against the human again. He thought all humans didn't even deserve to live, especially this one. And he knew he would end up smothering this one's life out, like he was destined to smother all their pathetic life-forces.
As Patch looked back at his friend he saw the blonde Gerudo just beyond Jak's shoulder. He knew his friend had a strong resentment against all humans, but Patch wasn't like that. He thought that it was wrong to judge a creature without even knowing what it was like. Besides, he thought humans were interesting, especially their legends and religions. And of all humans he had ever met, he felt this one was special. Maybe it was the girl's looks that intrigued him, or maybe her strength, or maybe it was her stormy eyes... whatever it was, it seemed to put Luna the human on a pedestal in his mind's eye.
"Hurry up, we're going to be late!" yelled the black-haired Hyrulian to his friend, who was behind a couple of bushes.
"Geez Patch, can't I go to the bathroom without being hollered at!" he yelled back.
"Not when there's a possibility that we could be disqualified for not being there when it started; so get a move on Jak!"
"Alright, Alright," Jak said as he buttoned his pants and ran from the bushes, past his friend, and yelled, "I'll beat you there!"
"Cheater!" Patch accused as he ran to catch up with his partner. Jak reached the archway and came to a sudden halt.
As Patch stumbled into him, and he angrily asked, "What'd you stop for?"
"Look," Jak said and pointed to a Gerudo and a blonde, human woman at the front of the long sign-up line, who were presently signing up to start the tag-team tournament.
"It's them again," Patch said.
"I didn't think I would ever figure that out, best-friend-who-states-the- obvious-way-too-much."
"Yea, yea, but what are we going to do about it this year?"
"We can't do anything about it, but we probably won't have to face them this time."
"What do you mean? I think—"
"Just look at the line behind them," Jak interrupted, "we won't have to face them 'till perhaps the finals, if they even make it that far."
Patch nodded and said, "Let's go sign up then!" and ran to the back of the long line.
Even as Jak followed Patch, he knew this year he would face off against the human again. He thought all humans didn't even deserve to live, especially this one. And he knew he would end up smothering this one's life out, like he was destined to smother all their pathetic life-forces.
As Patch looked back at his friend he saw the blonde Gerudo just beyond Jak's shoulder. He knew his friend had a strong resentment against all humans, but Patch wasn't like that. He thought that it was wrong to judge a creature without even knowing what it was like. Besides, he thought humans were interesting, especially their legends and religions. And of all humans he had ever met, he felt this one was special. Maybe it was the girl's looks that intrigued him, or maybe her strength, or maybe it was her stormy eyes... whatever it was, it seemed to put Luna the human on a pedestal in his mind's eye.