Scooby Relationship Angst
By Benji The Vampire Confuser
To be sung to the tune of How do you tell someone you don't love them?
By Cowboy Mouth
All characters herein are the intellectual property of them that ain't me.
Buffy says don't shout at me like I am deaf and dumb,
Angel's lost and gained his soul so much that I am numb.
Talk about don't shout about the thing that he's become.
There's a little girl who's crying over here.
Oz he says don't talk to me like I was born a fool.
You speak of love, and scream of love, now dare to treat me cruel.
Nothing's fair in Love and War, so please let's make some rules.
There's a little boy who's crying over here.
Chorus
Did you ever know me?
I swear that I have tried.
Did you ever need me?
I feel like I just died.
Did you ever want me?
I swear that I have tried.
How do you tell someone you don't love them?
How do you tell someone you don't care anymore?
How do you tell someone you don't love them anymore?
Willow says the pictures that I took are put away.
Inside a box of memories, for a cold and rainy day.
If I can't choose between two guys, they might both go away.
There's a little girl who's crying over here.
Xander's got some secrets that he carefully hides away.
His tender heart is toughened up a little every day.
Keeps himself protected with the words he's wont to say.
There's a little boy who's crying over here.
Chorus
Fighting makes me tired.
Crying makes me tired.
Hurting makes me tired.
Cordelia says I wish that I had never seen you smile.
Your name is written on my soul in alphabetic file.
All I've got's my dignity so I will leave with style.
There's a million of us crying over here.
Chorus