American Donut
****HI! I'm NYT3! This is my second American pie fanfic...actually I'm doing this because American pie is one of my all time favourites and since there aren't much fanfics about it on the net...:P anyway...hope u like it and...sorry for the spelling...I'm French and spelling is one thing I don't really care about...tanx anyway! Review a lot please...(reviews are a good motivation to continue a fanfic!!:P:D)****
Mr.Levinstein- Jim, are you ready?
Jim- Yeah dad, I'm coming.
*Jim comes down the stairs and enters the kitchen where he picks up a glass of orange jus. His dad then comes in the room*
Mr.Levinstein- Ow Jim, before you go...we have to...talk.
Jim- Owkay...
*Mr. Levinstein puts his arm around his son's shoulders and guides him to the table*
Mr.Levinstein- Look son... you're already 17 and I know how it's important to "have fun" when you're that age. I personally had fun in my old high school days. We used to sit in circles and sing...
Jim- Ok...enough dad...
Mr.Levinstein- Eh...of course. So I thought about it and I think you should keep this with you now.
*He hands out a condom*
Mr.Levinstein- I know it's a little hard at first but I know you'll make the god choice of using it. And don't worry... it may be tight at first but it's normal...
Jim- Dad... I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-THIS!!! What the hell are you showing me THAT for??!!
Mr.Levinstein- Well...when you accomplish the...thing...with a girl friend, if you don't want to...
Jim- I KNOW what it's for dad!! I just don't think I need it!
Mr.Levinstein- Ow...well just put it in a pocket. I assure you, it'll come in handy.
Jim- Ow my god...
*Jim passes his hand on his face*
--------------------- American Pie "American donut" Intro ---------------------
Oz- Your dad gave you a condom?!
Jim- Well yeah!
Oz- Hehe...I meen it could actually come in hand...
Jim- Shut up Oz!
Oz- Ok ok...just trying to help...And after all, your dad's not wrong about one thing. We're sophomores! No more little words or phone talks with girls. We actually have to get in the action!
Jim- Maybe you're right Oz. But it does seem a little strange though...
Oz- Don't worry latex man. Daddy gave you all the equipment you need.
Jim- ...What the...??
*A little behind them, Kevin is walking, looking his feet and muttering, which is why he can't see the two other guys*
Kevin- Look, vickye... I was just wondering if we could... have a cop of coffee sometime...or you know, a cup of tea if you prefer... Or a...Man! I'm screwed!
*He's about to cross East great falls high's entrance when someone runs after him*
Kevin- She'll never go out with me...(sigh)
Finch- After endurment always comes reward.
Kevin- Hey Finch! How was summer?
Finch- Well, pretty hot, let's say...
Kevin- You met a girl?!!
Finch- No...I just went to Marocco...but
Kevin- Ow...anyway, I'm screwed...
Finch- Don't worry my friend. I have personally decided to begin women hunt myself. We are 17 after all.
Kevin- Yeah well... we have two choices... We don't get girls and then we'll be even more booed then the "Shurmanator", or we actually achieve our goal successfully and we'll enter the other world: the "adult world".
Finch- Although we won't be acclaimed...I could take the personal feeling of victory....yes...
Kevin- well...eh...yeah....anyway...
*The four boys finally meet at the 2nd floor*
****HI! I'm NYT3! This is my second American pie fanfic...actually I'm doing this because American pie is one of my all time favourites and since there aren't much fanfics about it on the net...:P anyway...hope u like it and...sorry for the spelling...I'm French and spelling is one thing I don't really care about...tanx anyway! Review a lot please...(reviews are a good motivation to continue a fanfic!!:P:D)****
Mr.Levinstein- Jim, are you ready?
Jim- Yeah dad, I'm coming.
*Jim comes down the stairs and enters the kitchen where he picks up a glass of orange jus. His dad then comes in the room*
Mr.Levinstein- Ow Jim, before you go...we have to...talk.
Jim- Owkay...
*Mr. Levinstein puts his arm around his son's shoulders and guides him to the table*
Mr.Levinstein- Look son... you're already 17 and I know how it's important to "have fun" when you're that age. I personally had fun in my old high school days. We used to sit in circles and sing...
Jim- Ok...enough dad...
Mr.Levinstein- Eh...of course. So I thought about it and I think you should keep this with you now.
*He hands out a condom*
Mr.Levinstein- I know it's a little hard at first but I know you'll make the god choice of using it. And don't worry... it may be tight at first but it's normal...
Jim- Dad... I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-THIS!!! What the hell are you showing me THAT for??!!
Mr.Levinstein- Well...when you accomplish the...thing...with a girl friend, if you don't want to...
Jim- I KNOW what it's for dad!! I just don't think I need it!
Mr.Levinstein- Ow...well just put it in a pocket. I assure you, it'll come in handy.
Jim- Ow my god...
*Jim passes his hand on his face*
--------------------- American Pie "American donut" Intro ---------------------
Oz- Your dad gave you a condom?!
Jim- Well yeah!
Oz- Hehe...I meen it could actually come in hand...
Jim- Shut up Oz!
Oz- Ok ok...just trying to help...And after all, your dad's not wrong about one thing. We're sophomores! No more little words or phone talks with girls. We actually have to get in the action!
Jim- Maybe you're right Oz. But it does seem a little strange though...
Oz- Don't worry latex man. Daddy gave you all the equipment you need.
Jim- ...What the...??
*A little behind them, Kevin is walking, looking his feet and muttering, which is why he can't see the two other guys*
Kevin- Look, vickye... I was just wondering if we could... have a cop of coffee sometime...or you know, a cup of tea if you prefer... Or a...Man! I'm screwed!
*He's about to cross East great falls high's entrance when someone runs after him*
Kevin- She'll never go out with me...(sigh)
Finch- After endurment always comes reward.
Kevin- Hey Finch! How was summer?
Finch- Well, pretty hot, let's say...
Kevin- You met a girl?!!
Finch- No...I just went to Marocco...but
Kevin- Ow...anyway, I'm screwed...
Finch- Don't worry my friend. I have personally decided to begin women hunt myself. We are 17 after all.
Kevin- Yeah well... we have two choices... We don't get girls and then we'll be even more booed then the "Shurmanator", or we actually achieve our goal successfully and we'll enter the other world: the "adult world".
Finch- Although we won't be acclaimed...I could take the personal feeling of victory....yes...
Kevin- well...eh...yeah....anyway...
*The four boys finally meet at the 2nd floor*