the dating game
Naruto started setting the trap, but he set it so that Saasuke could easily escape. That way Sakura would think that Naruto had helped her, even though Saasuke had gotten away, and then would go to the dance with him instead! It was a brilliant plan.
"What are you doing?"
"Ahh! Saasuke!!" Sakura shouldn't have had time to get Saasuke over here yet... what was he doing here? He must have happened to be wondering around.
"Is this... a trap?"
"Umm... no."
"It is."
"If you knew, baka, why'd you bother asking me?"
Saasuke's eyebrows narrowed.
This is it, thought Naruto, he's going to kill me.
Then Saasuke opened his mouth...
"You're going to the dance with me."
"NANI?!?! But- I don't swing that way- I'm a guy- you're a guy- we like girls!"
"I know, I thought so too..." Saasuke lowered his head... "until our kiss..."
"Kiss? What?" Naruto started edging away, more scared then he had been in his entire life. "That wasn't a kiss, some one pushed me into you!"
"No... something that felt that amazing had to be real. If you will not go to the dance voluntarily, I will force you."
The next thing Naruto knew a wave of chakra was headed right at him. The last thing he thought was
that Saasuke was acting horribly out of character. When he woke up he was dressed in a suit and tied up, Saasuke standing next to him... they were at the dance. Every girl there was glaring at him, including Sakura.
"So, Naruto, all this was a ploy to keep Saasuke to yourself..."
Naruto cried inside. There went any chances he had with the girl of his dreams. And Saasuke smiling down at him... well, that was just too scary.
THE END
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Naruto started setting the trap, but he set it so that Saasuke could easily escape. That way Sakura would think that Naruto had helped her, even though Saasuke had gotten away, and then would go to the dance with him instead! It was a brilliant plan.
"What are you doing?"
"Ahh! Saasuke!!" Sakura shouldn't have had time to get Saasuke over here yet... what was he doing here? He must have happened to be wondering around.
"Is this... a trap?"
"Umm... no."
"It is."
"If you knew, baka, why'd you bother asking me?"
Saasuke's eyebrows narrowed.
This is it, thought Naruto, he's going to kill me.
Then Saasuke opened his mouth...
"You're going to the dance with me."
"NANI?!?! But- I don't swing that way- I'm a guy- you're a guy- we like girls!"
"I know, I thought so too..." Saasuke lowered his head... "until our kiss..."
"Kiss? What?" Naruto started edging away, more scared then he had been in his entire life. "That wasn't a kiss, some one pushed me into you!"
"No... something that felt that amazing had to be real. If you will not go to the dance voluntarily, I will force you."
The next thing Naruto knew a wave of chakra was headed right at him. The last thing he thought was
that Saasuke was acting horribly out of character. When he woke up he was dressed in a suit and tied up, Saasuke standing next to him... they were at the dance. Every girl there was glaring at him, including Sakura.
"So, Naruto, all this was a ploy to keep Saasuke to yourself..."
Naruto cried inside. There went any chances he had with the girl of his dreams. And Saasuke smiling down at him... well, that was just too scary.
THE END
DO NOT READ THIS FIC IN ORDER