Cam: Sorry I took so long with the update, I tend to be a little poky
sometimes ^_^; I'll try to make this better than the introduction. I hate
introductions. They're evil. Yet again, I don't own either Slayers or
InuYasha. I want them though. Gimme. ~_~
****************************** Fireballs, Demons, and an Otaku
Chapter Two: Introductions, and a pissed off Mazoku.
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Cam pushed himself back onto his feet, and adjusted his glasses. They seemed surprisingly big all of a sudden. Then he noticed his hand was all the same colour, and that there was a strange black line around everything. He looked around him, and saw three very familiar looking people behind him. VERY familiar. He bent down to take a closer look, and saw that they were, in fact, Kagome, Shippo, and Inuyasha. His eyes widened in delight, and he yelled at the top of his lungs.
"OH MY GOD!" he yelled, causing Inuyasha and friends to leap about five feet into the air, "You're really them! Shippo, and Kagome, and Inuyasha!" he smilied with glee, then looked up at Inuyasha's ears.
Inuyasha saw him staring. When he realised why, his eyes widened and he said "Oooh no you don't, kid! Keep your paws to-"
Cam reached up and grabbed Inuyasha's ears, feeling them, much to Inuyasha's dislike. "They feel so funny!" Cam said, still tugging. Kagome snickered to herself, watching.
"Uhh...hey..." came a voice from behind them. Cam turned around, and when he saw who was talking, he yelled yet again.
"OH MY GOD!" came the yell, again causing Inuyasha and friends to leap several feet into the air, "Your Lina Inverse! And Zelgadis! And Amelia! And Gourry!"
Just then, the purple blur flew out the wall and crashed, skidding a ways until hitting a tree and stopping. Cam looked, then yelled for the third time. "OH MY GOD! You're Xellos!" He ran over and lifted him up. Then behind him, he hear someone scream something that sounded like "Die Namagomi!", and turned around to see a blond dragon standing in the newly formed hole in the wall.
"OH MY GOD! You're FiliaaAAAHH!" He ended, falling to the ground to avoid the raging dragon that flew overhead. Filia flew towards Xellos, mouth opened wide and teeth glistening. Xellos smirked, and teleported up above the tree, which wasn't there shortly afterwards seeing as Filia had her mouth so wide open she couldn't see, the result being her crashing into the tree.
Her and the tree went tumbling through the yard, crashing through the bath house along the way. People jumped out of the baths to watch the dragon tumble, all with bubble clumps located conveniently to cover any private areas. Filia finally stopped, and went back to her human form, stars circling around her head and her eye's turned to swirls. There were sweatdrops all around.
Cam turned back to everyone, smiling enormously and running around, checking to see if everyone was real. He even pinched himelf several times, to make sure he wasn't dreaming. They all watched him, most of them patiently, Lina and Inuyasha with veins growing larger and larger on their foreheads.
Finally, they couldn't stand it any longer. "WOULD YOU STOP THAT!?" They both yelled, heads growing to fill the view of everyone around them. Cam crouched down with a submissive "Eep", and did no more. Then, realising that this meant he was anime now as well, he got up and started using all his favorite anime expressions and actions.
For several minutes he ran around sweatdropping, face vaulting, vein throbbing, glomping random people, and turning chibi, all the while smiling like an idiot in a ball pit. In the mean time, Filia stumbled back, her rage lessened... somewhat... and joined the others in watching Cam run around, making a fool of himself.
After he eventually stopped, he walked back to them, grinning. Xellos could be seen in the background, turning slightly green as he watched. Lina sighed and turned away.
"Ok. First of all, who the hell ARE all of you?" she said in the no-nonsense tone she was so fond of.
"I'm Cam! I can't believe I'm here! This is my Mecca, man!" Cam shouted in glee. Lina gave him a strange look, then said "Moving on..." and looked at Kagome.
"Huh? Oh, I'm Kagome. Nice to meet you. And this here is Shippo." she said, pointing to the fox demon standing at her feet.
"Hello!" he said.
"What are you supposed to be?" Zelgadis said, staring at him.
"What do you mean 'What am I supposed to be'?" Shippo said, doing a bad impression of Zelgadis, "I'm a fox demon!"
"Uh-huh..." Zelgadis said, still staring.
"And you are?" Lina said, turning to Inuyasha.
"Hmph. I don't really think that's something I need to tell you, little man. You're acting pretty cocky, for someone your size." Inuyasha said, his eye's closed and a smirk on his face.
The Slayers cast all grew very frightened, their eyes gone wide. They grabbed Shippo and Kagome, and ran for cover. Lina, meanwhile, was steadily starting to glow blood red, and her eye's had turned into little slits. Cam looked up from his latest facevault, and upon seeing Lina, his hair stood up and he ran to join the others.
"What did you call ME!?" Lina said, baring her teeth and putting her hands out in front of her. It was then that Inuyasha opened his eyes, and began to grow slightly worried. He tried to run, but it was too late. Lina already had him in a head lock. She proceeded to pound his head with her fists, all the time yelling about "How dare you call me a man!?". After she was finished pouning his head, she went into various other wrestling moves, including, but not limited to, pile drivers, scissor holds, and hitting him with folding chairs.
In the meantime, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia, and Xellos introduced themselves. They and Cam knew they were going to be there for a while. Zelgadis explained that Lina had been trying a summoning spell from the book she bought, though she hadn't know exactly WHAT it would summon. They even decided to have a pic-nic, and figured they'd have plenty of time, considering Lina had only just gotten into the karate moves.
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Lina finally finished, after going through 3 styles of wrestling, 12 forms of martial arts, and various forms of street fighting. Amelia sat there, casting a healing spell on Inuyasha, who looked more like a bruise with legs than a dog demon. After several hours, he was good as new. Lina was still mad, so she ordered several courses of food, and some drinks. The owner didn't want to feed her at first, wanting payment for all the damage to his inn, but then Lina worked her charms on him. Unfortunately, he didn't find her all that charming, so she resorted to threatening to Dragon Slave the place. He became quite agreeable after that.
"Does she always eat this much?" Inuyasha asked, glaring.
"Oh, this isn't that much. You should see her when she's REALLY mad." Xellos said, popping up behind Inuyasha.
"GAAAAAHHH!" He yelled, jumping to his feet, "What the hell are you doing? Don't sneak up on me!"
"My, my, aren't you touchy?" Xellos said, grinning as usual.
"I am NOT touchy!" Inuyasha said, not knowing whether to glare at him or Lina now.
"Oh, you don't have to try and defend yourself! You're a lot like Lina, actually!"
"Don't compare me to her!"
"But why not? The resemblance in personality is uncanny!"
Inuyasha was starting to get annoyed. "Would you shut up?" he yelled, taking a swipe at Xellos. Not that it mattered, since he just dodged out of the way. Inuyasha jumped up, and kept trying, but to no avail. Then he resorted to trying to insult Xellos, which again gave him no results.
Filia walked over to him, and whispered something in his ear. She was still mad, and wanted a good laugh.
Inuyasha smirked, then said "Zelas Metallium is a worthless, idiotic serving wench!"
Everything went quiet. Not even the tumbleweed would keep rolling. Xellos' eyes opened very slowly, and he shot Inuyasha a glare that made even Linas skin crawl.
"Did I go too far, telling him to say that?" Filia wondered to herself.
Inuyasha, meanwhile, went deathly pale. Xellos started to walk towards him, and he immediately pulled out the Tetsusaiga.
"Wind scar wind scar wind scar windscarwindscarwindscar!" he kept saying to himself, trying to see it. After not being able to find it, he sheathed the Tetsusaiga and ran to hide behind Filia.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" she shrieked, trying to pull away from him. Everyone else ran as far away as fast as they could, as Xellos slowly advanced. Filia finally reached under her dress, and pulled out Mace-sama, and bashed Inuyasha over the head. She then turned to her dragon form, and zoomed up into the air. Xellos put his hand in front of him, and without saying a word, demolished what was left of the inn.
Inuyasha crouched at the ground, whimpering how sorry he was. Xellos picked him up, and stared straight into his eyes.
"Let that be a warning to you." he said. Then he closed his eyes and smiled again, "Oh, and you might want to get that wet spot in the front of your pants dried up!"
With that, Xellos dropped Inuyasha, and walked away grinning, while Inuyasha sat embarrassed on the ground, grumbling to himself about how it was Filia's tea that had spilt on him.
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Cam: Well, I hope you enjoyed that chapter. I tried to add some random bits of humour into there. And once again, I'm sorry I took so long.
****************************** Fireballs, Demons, and an Otaku
Chapter Two: Introductions, and a pissed off Mazoku.
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Cam pushed himself back onto his feet, and adjusted his glasses. They seemed surprisingly big all of a sudden. Then he noticed his hand was all the same colour, and that there was a strange black line around everything. He looked around him, and saw three very familiar looking people behind him. VERY familiar. He bent down to take a closer look, and saw that they were, in fact, Kagome, Shippo, and Inuyasha. His eyes widened in delight, and he yelled at the top of his lungs.
"OH MY GOD!" he yelled, causing Inuyasha and friends to leap about five feet into the air, "You're really them! Shippo, and Kagome, and Inuyasha!" he smilied with glee, then looked up at Inuyasha's ears.
Inuyasha saw him staring. When he realised why, his eyes widened and he said "Oooh no you don't, kid! Keep your paws to-"
Cam reached up and grabbed Inuyasha's ears, feeling them, much to Inuyasha's dislike. "They feel so funny!" Cam said, still tugging. Kagome snickered to herself, watching.
"Uhh...hey..." came a voice from behind them. Cam turned around, and when he saw who was talking, he yelled yet again.
"OH MY GOD!" came the yell, again causing Inuyasha and friends to leap several feet into the air, "Your Lina Inverse! And Zelgadis! And Amelia! And Gourry!"
Just then, the purple blur flew out the wall and crashed, skidding a ways until hitting a tree and stopping. Cam looked, then yelled for the third time. "OH MY GOD! You're Xellos!" He ran over and lifted him up. Then behind him, he hear someone scream something that sounded like "Die Namagomi!", and turned around to see a blond dragon standing in the newly formed hole in the wall.
"OH MY GOD! You're FiliaaAAAHH!" He ended, falling to the ground to avoid the raging dragon that flew overhead. Filia flew towards Xellos, mouth opened wide and teeth glistening. Xellos smirked, and teleported up above the tree, which wasn't there shortly afterwards seeing as Filia had her mouth so wide open she couldn't see, the result being her crashing into the tree.
Her and the tree went tumbling through the yard, crashing through the bath house along the way. People jumped out of the baths to watch the dragon tumble, all with bubble clumps located conveniently to cover any private areas. Filia finally stopped, and went back to her human form, stars circling around her head and her eye's turned to swirls. There were sweatdrops all around.
Cam turned back to everyone, smiling enormously and running around, checking to see if everyone was real. He even pinched himelf several times, to make sure he wasn't dreaming. They all watched him, most of them patiently, Lina and Inuyasha with veins growing larger and larger on their foreheads.
Finally, they couldn't stand it any longer. "WOULD YOU STOP THAT!?" They both yelled, heads growing to fill the view of everyone around them. Cam crouched down with a submissive "Eep", and did no more. Then, realising that this meant he was anime now as well, he got up and started using all his favorite anime expressions and actions.
For several minutes he ran around sweatdropping, face vaulting, vein throbbing, glomping random people, and turning chibi, all the while smiling like an idiot in a ball pit. In the mean time, Filia stumbled back, her rage lessened... somewhat... and joined the others in watching Cam run around, making a fool of himself.
After he eventually stopped, he walked back to them, grinning. Xellos could be seen in the background, turning slightly green as he watched. Lina sighed and turned away.
"Ok. First of all, who the hell ARE all of you?" she said in the no-nonsense tone she was so fond of.
"I'm Cam! I can't believe I'm here! This is my Mecca, man!" Cam shouted in glee. Lina gave him a strange look, then said "Moving on..." and looked at Kagome.
"Huh? Oh, I'm Kagome. Nice to meet you. And this here is Shippo." she said, pointing to the fox demon standing at her feet.
"Hello!" he said.
"What are you supposed to be?" Zelgadis said, staring at him.
"What do you mean 'What am I supposed to be'?" Shippo said, doing a bad impression of Zelgadis, "I'm a fox demon!"
"Uh-huh..." Zelgadis said, still staring.
"And you are?" Lina said, turning to Inuyasha.
"Hmph. I don't really think that's something I need to tell you, little man. You're acting pretty cocky, for someone your size." Inuyasha said, his eye's closed and a smirk on his face.
The Slayers cast all grew very frightened, their eyes gone wide. They grabbed Shippo and Kagome, and ran for cover. Lina, meanwhile, was steadily starting to glow blood red, and her eye's had turned into little slits. Cam looked up from his latest facevault, and upon seeing Lina, his hair stood up and he ran to join the others.
"What did you call ME!?" Lina said, baring her teeth and putting her hands out in front of her. It was then that Inuyasha opened his eyes, and began to grow slightly worried. He tried to run, but it was too late. Lina already had him in a head lock. She proceeded to pound his head with her fists, all the time yelling about "How dare you call me a man!?". After she was finished pouning his head, she went into various other wrestling moves, including, but not limited to, pile drivers, scissor holds, and hitting him with folding chairs.
In the meantime, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia, and Xellos introduced themselves. They and Cam knew they were going to be there for a while. Zelgadis explained that Lina had been trying a summoning spell from the book she bought, though she hadn't know exactly WHAT it would summon. They even decided to have a pic-nic, and figured they'd have plenty of time, considering Lina had only just gotten into the karate moves.
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Lina finally finished, after going through 3 styles of wrestling, 12 forms of martial arts, and various forms of street fighting. Amelia sat there, casting a healing spell on Inuyasha, who looked more like a bruise with legs than a dog demon. After several hours, he was good as new. Lina was still mad, so she ordered several courses of food, and some drinks. The owner didn't want to feed her at first, wanting payment for all the damage to his inn, but then Lina worked her charms on him. Unfortunately, he didn't find her all that charming, so she resorted to threatening to Dragon Slave the place. He became quite agreeable after that.
"Does she always eat this much?" Inuyasha asked, glaring.
"Oh, this isn't that much. You should see her when she's REALLY mad." Xellos said, popping up behind Inuyasha.
"GAAAAAHHH!" He yelled, jumping to his feet, "What the hell are you doing? Don't sneak up on me!"
"My, my, aren't you touchy?" Xellos said, grinning as usual.
"I am NOT touchy!" Inuyasha said, not knowing whether to glare at him or Lina now.
"Oh, you don't have to try and defend yourself! You're a lot like Lina, actually!"
"Don't compare me to her!"
"But why not? The resemblance in personality is uncanny!"
Inuyasha was starting to get annoyed. "Would you shut up?" he yelled, taking a swipe at Xellos. Not that it mattered, since he just dodged out of the way. Inuyasha jumped up, and kept trying, but to no avail. Then he resorted to trying to insult Xellos, which again gave him no results.
Filia walked over to him, and whispered something in his ear. She was still mad, and wanted a good laugh.
Inuyasha smirked, then said "Zelas Metallium is a worthless, idiotic serving wench!"
Everything went quiet. Not even the tumbleweed would keep rolling. Xellos' eyes opened very slowly, and he shot Inuyasha a glare that made even Linas skin crawl.
"Did I go too far, telling him to say that?" Filia wondered to herself.
Inuyasha, meanwhile, went deathly pale. Xellos started to walk towards him, and he immediately pulled out the Tetsusaiga.
"Wind scar wind scar wind scar windscarwindscarwindscar!" he kept saying to himself, trying to see it. After not being able to find it, he sheathed the Tetsusaiga and ran to hide behind Filia.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" she shrieked, trying to pull away from him. Everyone else ran as far away as fast as they could, as Xellos slowly advanced. Filia finally reached under her dress, and pulled out Mace-sama, and bashed Inuyasha over the head. She then turned to her dragon form, and zoomed up into the air. Xellos put his hand in front of him, and without saying a word, demolished what was left of the inn.
Inuyasha crouched at the ground, whimpering how sorry he was. Xellos picked him up, and stared straight into his eyes.
"Let that be a warning to you." he said. Then he closed his eyes and smiled again, "Oh, and you might want to get that wet spot in the front of your pants dried up!"
With that, Xellos dropped Inuyasha, and walked away grinning, while Inuyasha sat embarrassed on the ground, grumbling to himself about how it was Filia's tea that had spilt on him.
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Cam: Well, I hope you enjoyed that chapter. I tried to add some random bits of humour into there. And once again, I'm sorry I took so long.