*************The snape chronicles******************
(Present)
Snape and his unfortunate day.
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***Chapter one***
Snape sat up in his bed, he looked around the room at his various items and collections. Potions
wands ingredients and his pensieve. He shifted his body weight, and put his feet on the cold
marble floor. Looking at his pillow, the were grease marks in all directions which goes to show
you he had a troublesome night and was shifting around a lot. He walked over to his pensieve and
put a memory in obviously recording his dreams as he does every morning. He walked into his
bathroom preforming his usual morning duties. While taking a shower *which he does not do very
often but has to or people will get suspicious of his stench* He looked down at the floor in which
he lost his bar of soap. Bending down to pick it up his foot lost its balance, slipping on his hair
grease he fell onto the shower floor. He toppled over causing him to press a button on the wall
only for emergencies. Seeing this he took a towel threw it around himself following the sound of
the bells into the hallway. Most unfortunately dumbledore was on his way already, rushing to
snapes bathroom. Which most unfortunately they met in the hall way, along with the other
students heading for breakfast, sudden gasps filled the room. Snape looked down at his bottom
half and looked up at the student yelling "Streaker!" Snape then looked around for the towel, it
was behind him he bent down to pick it up causing many people to shriek. Now they were yelling
"mooner!" and "looks like his butts as greasy as his hair!'"If snape was ever any color than pale it
was this time. Snape ran off from the laughing students and gasping dumbledore hitting professor
mcgonagal, and by the look of it she got a whole eyes full. He ran back down the corridors to his
room.
************** Like some hours later*********************
Snape waled silkily down the long twisting staircase, To the chamber toilets. * to do his business*
Whatever guys do....He obviously missed a spot o his so called *greasy butt* and pulled up his
pants, causing a huge bulge in the middle of his butt. He then left the toilet chamber and headed to
class. He burst the door open walking into the room, scowling his evil grin. He bent down to get
his books and ingredients people began to stare and glare at his pants."uhhhhhhEEWWW " some
people said. someone let off a dung bomb!"The people in the front row began to whisper, "no!
It's snape!" They all said "He's pooped his pants!" snape felt humiliated and stopped rummaging
through his draws and casually. When he was out of the class room he ran to his room and began
to clean himself up, and did NOT come back at all the rest of the day.
*************WHOOSH!!!*********************
(Past)
"ungh......" Severus woke up sweating in his bed. Looking frantically around the dormitories. He
woke his ONLY friend up. "Hey I just had a totally weird dream, I was a teacher and dumbledore
was head master, and *he told his friend the rest* " like that could ever happen," his friend
disagreed "it's just first time jitters" He siad, "go back to sleep Sev" He turned around and began
to snore. Sevurus sat back down and thought to himself. *think think think* "Hmmmm someday I
will be a defense against the dark arts teacher, I will Some how hate a boy named harry potter,
Have a very embarrassing day and have my dreams chrushed and become a hated all over potions
teacher. " He smiled that's fine with me, and went to sleep
****************** To be continued*********************
(Present)
Snape and his unfortunate day.
~~~~~*******~~~~~~
***Chapter one***
Snape sat up in his bed, he looked around the room at his various items and collections. Potions
wands ingredients and his pensieve. He shifted his body weight, and put his feet on the cold
marble floor. Looking at his pillow, the were grease marks in all directions which goes to show
you he had a troublesome night and was shifting around a lot. He walked over to his pensieve and
put a memory in obviously recording his dreams as he does every morning. He walked into his
bathroom preforming his usual morning duties. While taking a shower *which he does not do very
often but has to or people will get suspicious of his stench* He looked down at the floor in which
he lost his bar of soap. Bending down to pick it up his foot lost its balance, slipping on his hair
grease he fell onto the shower floor. He toppled over causing him to press a button on the wall
only for emergencies. Seeing this he took a towel threw it around himself following the sound of
the bells into the hallway. Most unfortunately dumbledore was on his way already, rushing to
snapes bathroom. Which most unfortunately they met in the hall way, along with the other
students heading for breakfast, sudden gasps filled the room. Snape looked down at his bottom
half and looked up at the student yelling "Streaker!" Snape then looked around for the towel, it
was behind him he bent down to pick it up causing many people to shriek. Now they were yelling
"mooner!" and "looks like his butts as greasy as his hair!'"If snape was ever any color than pale it
was this time. Snape ran off from the laughing students and gasping dumbledore hitting professor
mcgonagal, and by the look of it she got a whole eyes full. He ran back down the corridors to his
room.
************** Like some hours later*********************
Snape waled silkily down the long twisting staircase, To the chamber toilets. * to do his business*
Whatever guys do....He obviously missed a spot o his so called *greasy butt* and pulled up his
pants, causing a huge bulge in the middle of his butt. He then left the toilet chamber and headed to
class. He burst the door open walking into the room, scowling his evil grin. He bent down to get
his books and ingredients people began to stare and glare at his pants."uhhhhhhEEWWW " some
people said. someone let off a dung bomb!"The people in the front row began to whisper, "no!
It's snape!" They all said "He's pooped his pants!" snape felt humiliated and stopped rummaging
through his draws and casually. When he was out of the class room he ran to his room and began
to clean himself up, and did NOT come back at all the rest of the day.
*************WHOOSH!!!*********************
(Past)
"ungh......" Severus woke up sweating in his bed. Looking frantically around the dormitories. He
woke his ONLY friend up. "Hey I just had a totally weird dream, I was a teacher and dumbledore
was head master, and *he told his friend the rest* " like that could ever happen," his friend
disagreed "it's just first time jitters" He siad, "go back to sleep Sev" He turned around and began
to snore. Sevurus sat back down and thought to himself. *think think think* "Hmmmm someday I
will be a defense against the dark arts teacher, I will Some how hate a boy named harry potter,
Have a very embarrassing day and have my dreams chrushed and become a hated all over potions
teacher. " He smiled that's fine with me, and went to sleep
****************** To be continued*********************