Neo found her seat just as the pyrotechnics started.
She sat down and positioned her poster in the empty seat next to her. It was meant to be Joel's.
She sat there looking at it until she heard Stephanie's music hit.
Stephanie walked down the aisle wearing a blue business suit and the boots she had purchased earlier that afternoon.
"Good Evening and welcome to my WWE. I have brought a few of my SmackDown! talent with me to Australia and I hope you enjoy."
The crowd roared. There was a small chant of 'Slut' that quickly died down.
"Tonight," Stephanie continued, "you will see The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry, team up with a newly recovered Maven to go against Chuck and Billy, as well as Reverend D-Von and Brother Bautista in a Three Team Elimination Match. You will see a Bra and Panties Match featuring Torrie Wilson and Stacie Keilber."
The male population of the crowd hooted at the prospect of T&A.
"Billy Kidman will team up with SmackDown!'s own resident superhero, The Hurricane, to fight Rico and Chavo Guerrero Jr. Jamie Knoble will put his Cruiserweight Title on the line against Rey Mysterio Jr. Rikishi versus The Olympic Gold Medallist, Kurt Angle and many more. Now let me introduce your announcers for tonight, Michael Cole and Australia's own Rove McManus.
The Crowd cheered as Stephanie left the ring and Michael and Rove went to the announce table.
"Well in all my years I never thought I would be doing commentary for World Wrestling Entertainment," Rove said in a shocked voice.
"Well it's good to have you here. We would also like to welcome our television viewers across Australia, watching this on Main Event." Michael said.
"Now, let's get ready for our first match," Rove continued.
"Stand back! There's a hurricane coming through."
The Hurricane and Billy Kidman came out first. Hurricane had an Australian flag cape.
Soon after Chavo and Rico came out.
The match was pretty high impact with Rico showing that he does have cruiserweight experience. But Hurricane and Kidman proved too good for Chavo and Rico and Billy pinned Rico for the win.
The next match was the Cruiserweight Title match. Knoble and Nidia came out in their usual 'Red Neck' wear and said that they were better than the 'backwards Australians', which got the crowd worked up.
Suddenly Rey Mysterio Jr. popped up from the stage and the crowd went wild.
The match was fast and high risk. Knoble won thanks to Nidia's seductive ways.
The crowd finally calmed down when the Y2J countdown began.
The crowd went silent in anticipation.
"3.2.1.BANG! Break the walls down" The crowd erupted as Chris walked down the aisle.
Chris grabbed the mic and started complaining that Stephanie hadn't answered his request for a match with Lesner.
".I am a living legend and I deserve a shot at SummerSlam and become Undisputed Champion once again. Now Steph, I know you are kind of pissed that I turned you down after Triple H left you and you tried to sleep with everyone in the locker room be it male or female."
The crowd erupted with laughing.
Chris continued to insult Stephanie and saying how he should have a match.
The Titantron showed Stephanie pacing in front of a TV screen. "Jericho!!" she screamed.
Kurt Angle took on Rikishi next.
Angle came out and said that he was better than any hero Australia had so they should adopt him as their hero.
Rikishi came out to a large cheer. He was on the offence. Angle attempted his Olympic Slam but couldn't lift him. Rikishi ended up winning and gave Kurt a Stinky Face for his troubles.
Rikishi stated his celebration dance when Stephanie McMahon interrupted him.
"Chris Jericho, you may think you're smart making fun about my personal life, but I would watch who you're talking to. You want a match with Brock Leaner, you got it, but it is no holds barred match. The winner will get a shot at the Undisputed Title and personally Chris, I hope Brock destroys you." Stephanie grinned her usual McMahon grin.
The crowd went wild in anticipation of the match.
"Now I have fixed that 'little' problem. Let me announce our main event for tonight. It will be the Big Valbowski and Hardcore Holly taking on Edge and the Undisputed Champion, The Rock."
A 'Rocky' chant started but was also a small 'sucks' chant after it, which Neo joined in on.
"The winners," Stephanie continued, "will be number one contenders for the WWE Tag Team Titles."
Stephanie then walked off to the backstage.
It was announced that there would be a short intermission for twenty minutes.
Most people got out of their chairs and found the bathroom or kiosk. Neo on the other hand decided to stay seated.
"Ms. Sinclaire?" A woman's voice said above her.
"Yes."
"Hello, I'm Mrs. Jackson, Mr. Irvine's Assistant. Mr. Irvine has asked for you to wait here after the show for him if you do not mind?" Mrs. Jackson asked.
"No, I mean I'm okay with that, did he say why?" Neo asked.
"No, he just asked me to tell you that. Excuse me I must leave, I have a thousand things to do. Goodbye." Mrs. Jackson said and quickly walked off.
Neo sat there wondering what Chris wanted as the crowd made their way back to their seats.
Suddenly Billy and Chuck music started, which shook Neo back to reality.
"This match is a three-team elimination match," called the ring announcer.
The returning Maven, who got a huge pop from the crowd, came out with Mark Henry. They were followed by D-Von and Bautista to finish the teams.
Billy and Chuck were quickly eliminated, thanks to a miscalculation. Leaving Mark Henry and Maven verse D-Von and Bautista, who won the match, when Bautista knocked out Maven.
Next was the number one contender, no-holds barred match between Chris Jericho and Brock Lesner.
Brock Lesner was introduced with Paul Heyman.
The crowd was spilt between cheering for the beast, Lesner and booing for the slime-ball, Heyman. Neo even seen a sign saying, 'I will pay Brock $50 to hit Heyman' with a fifty dollar note stuck on it.
Chris came out, in his green attire, to an unusually positive welcome for a heel.
The match was pretty intense, with Jericho relying on his quick aerial skills to fight Brock's ruthless strength.
The match went back and forth for what felt like forever, with many near- falls from both. It was hard to see who was going to win.
Suddenly Jericho went off the top rope but was caught by Lesner, who attempted the F-5. But Jericho counted and hit Lesner with a bulldog and a half. Lionsault, 1,2,3.
The crowd sat there stunned for a moment.
"He did it, he actually won," Neo thought to herself.
Suddenly the crowd erupted with cheers.
Jericho stood on all four corners of the ring one at a time, posing for the crowd. When Chris got to Neo's side, he winked and smiled at her.
Paul Heyman went to check on drowsy, Brock Lesner, but Jericho grabbed a chair and hit Lesner with it, knocking him out. Chris then proceeded to put Heyman in the Walls of Jericho, which made the crowd cheer even more.
The second last match was the Bra and Panties match. The contest was short and a lot of it contained hair pulling and rolling around. The 'match' was awarded to Torrie, when she stripped Stacy to her light pink bra and panties. Torrie claimed that Stacy underwear were nothing compared to her as she revealed her green and gold set that went over well with the Australian fans, especially the males.
Finally the main event was upon them.
Val and Holly came out to a reasonable pop, especially for usual mid- carders.
Edge was introduced and the crowd cheered and women swooped as per usual.
The Rock came out to his usual roar.
The match was average compared to the no holds barred match earlier.
Just as Holly was about to pin Edge, Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Randy Orton ran to the ring to break up the count.
All six men stood in the ring. Most people were expecting Rock, Orton, Edge and Hogan to pounce on Val and Hardcore at any second.
Suddenly Hogan and Randy turned and Clotheslined Edge and The Rock, then started pummeling them. The ref called for the bell and the match was thrown out.
Valbowski and Hardcore tried to join in but Hogan and Orton turned on them too.
They grabbed a chair each and started hitting anything that came near, wrestlers, referee, security, rubbish.
When the two men had finished Hogan grabbed the mic to explain their actions.
A small 'Hogan' chant started but was quickly met and over powered by a 'sucks' chant.
"You are probably wondering why we did this right? Why the immortal Hulk Hogan would do such a thing. Well, it's easy; these guys forgot pay their dues. They have forgotten who paved the way for them. Who made this business what it is. People like me, like this man standing right here's father and grandfather." Randy stood next to Hulk, chair still in hand, nodding at everything he said.
"These guys think they're better well we are here to change that" With that Hogan dropped the mic and he and Randy hit all four men with the chairs one last time, then threw them at Edge and Rock and walked out.
The announcer thanked everyone for being there and told them to drive safely, as the crowd walked out stunned at the night's events.
Neo sat there and waited until everyone had gone. She then saw Mrs. Jackson walk up to her.
"Mr. Irvine will see you now," she said.
Neo grabbed her things and followed Mrs. Jackson up the ramp to the backstage.
She sat down and positioned her poster in the empty seat next to her. It was meant to be Joel's.
She sat there looking at it until she heard Stephanie's music hit.
Stephanie walked down the aisle wearing a blue business suit and the boots she had purchased earlier that afternoon.
"Good Evening and welcome to my WWE. I have brought a few of my SmackDown! talent with me to Australia and I hope you enjoy."
The crowd roared. There was a small chant of 'Slut' that quickly died down.
"Tonight," Stephanie continued, "you will see The World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry, team up with a newly recovered Maven to go against Chuck and Billy, as well as Reverend D-Von and Brother Bautista in a Three Team Elimination Match. You will see a Bra and Panties Match featuring Torrie Wilson and Stacie Keilber."
The male population of the crowd hooted at the prospect of T&A.
"Billy Kidman will team up with SmackDown!'s own resident superhero, The Hurricane, to fight Rico and Chavo Guerrero Jr. Jamie Knoble will put his Cruiserweight Title on the line against Rey Mysterio Jr. Rikishi versus The Olympic Gold Medallist, Kurt Angle and many more. Now let me introduce your announcers for tonight, Michael Cole and Australia's own Rove McManus.
The Crowd cheered as Stephanie left the ring and Michael and Rove went to the announce table.
"Well in all my years I never thought I would be doing commentary for World Wrestling Entertainment," Rove said in a shocked voice.
"Well it's good to have you here. We would also like to welcome our television viewers across Australia, watching this on Main Event." Michael said.
"Now, let's get ready for our first match," Rove continued.
"Stand back! There's a hurricane coming through."
The Hurricane and Billy Kidman came out first. Hurricane had an Australian flag cape.
Soon after Chavo and Rico came out.
The match was pretty high impact with Rico showing that he does have cruiserweight experience. But Hurricane and Kidman proved too good for Chavo and Rico and Billy pinned Rico for the win.
The next match was the Cruiserweight Title match. Knoble and Nidia came out in their usual 'Red Neck' wear and said that they were better than the 'backwards Australians', which got the crowd worked up.
Suddenly Rey Mysterio Jr. popped up from the stage and the crowd went wild.
The match was fast and high risk. Knoble won thanks to Nidia's seductive ways.
The crowd finally calmed down when the Y2J countdown began.
The crowd went silent in anticipation.
"3.2.1.BANG! Break the walls down" The crowd erupted as Chris walked down the aisle.
Chris grabbed the mic and started complaining that Stephanie hadn't answered his request for a match with Lesner.
".I am a living legend and I deserve a shot at SummerSlam and become Undisputed Champion once again. Now Steph, I know you are kind of pissed that I turned you down after Triple H left you and you tried to sleep with everyone in the locker room be it male or female."
The crowd erupted with laughing.
Chris continued to insult Stephanie and saying how he should have a match.
The Titantron showed Stephanie pacing in front of a TV screen. "Jericho!!" she screamed.
Kurt Angle took on Rikishi next.
Angle came out and said that he was better than any hero Australia had so they should adopt him as their hero.
Rikishi came out to a large cheer. He was on the offence. Angle attempted his Olympic Slam but couldn't lift him. Rikishi ended up winning and gave Kurt a Stinky Face for his troubles.
Rikishi stated his celebration dance when Stephanie McMahon interrupted him.
"Chris Jericho, you may think you're smart making fun about my personal life, but I would watch who you're talking to. You want a match with Brock Leaner, you got it, but it is no holds barred match. The winner will get a shot at the Undisputed Title and personally Chris, I hope Brock destroys you." Stephanie grinned her usual McMahon grin.
The crowd went wild in anticipation of the match.
"Now I have fixed that 'little' problem. Let me announce our main event for tonight. It will be the Big Valbowski and Hardcore Holly taking on Edge and the Undisputed Champion, The Rock."
A 'Rocky' chant started but was also a small 'sucks' chant after it, which Neo joined in on.
"The winners," Stephanie continued, "will be number one contenders for the WWE Tag Team Titles."
Stephanie then walked off to the backstage.
It was announced that there would be a short intermission for twenty minutes.
Most people got out of their chairs and found the bathroom or kiosk. Neo on the other hand decided to stay seated.
"Ms. Sinclaire?" A woman's voice said above her.
"Yes."
"Hello, I'm Mrs. Jackson, Mr. Irvine's Assistant. Mr. Irvine has asked for you to wait here after the show for him if you do not mind?" Mrs. Jackson asked.
"No, I mean I'm okay with that, did he say why?" Neo asked.
"No, he just asked me to tell you that. Excuse me I must leave, I have a thousand things to do. Goodbye." Mrs. Jackson said and quickly walked off.
Neo sat there wondering what Chris wanted as the crowd made their way back to their seats.
Suddenly Billy and Chuck music started, which shook Neo back to reality.
"This match is a three-team elimination match," called the ring announcer.
The returning Maven, who got a huge pop from the crowd, came out with Mark Henry. They were followed by D-Von and Bautista to finish the teams.
Billy and Chuck were quickly eliminated, thanks to a miscalculation. Leaving Mark Henry and Maven verse D-Von and Bautista, who won the match, when Bautista knocked out Maven.
Next was the number one contender, no-holds barred match between Chris Jericho and Brock Lesner.
Brock Lesner was introduced with Paul Heyman.
The crowd was spilt between cheering for the beast, Lesner and booing for the slime-ball, Heyman. Neo even seen a sign saying, 'I will pay Brock $50 to hit Heyman' with a fifty dollar note stuck on it.
Chris came out, in his green attire, to an unusually positive welcome for a heel.
The match was pretty intense, with Jericho relying on his quick aerial skills to fight Brock's ruthless strength.
The match went back and forth for what felt like forever, with many near- falls from both. It was hard to see who was going to win.
Suddenly Jericho went off the top rope but was caught by Lesner, who attempted the F-5. But Jericho counted and hit Lesner with a bulldog and a half. Lionsault, 1,2,3.
The crowd sat there stunned for a moment.
"He did it, he actually won," Neo thought to herself.
Suddenly the crowd erupted with cheers.
Jericho stood on all four corners of the ring one at a time, posing for the crowd. When Chris got to Neo's side, he winked and smiled at her.
Paul Heyman went to check on drowsy, Brock Lesner, but Jericho grabbed a chair and hit Lesner with it, knocking him out. Chris then proceeded to put Heyman in the Walls of Jericho, which made the crowd cheer even more.
The second last match was the Bra and Panties match. The contest was short and a lot of it contained hair pulling and rolling around. The 'match' was awarded to Torrie, when she stripped Stacy to her light pink bra and panties. Torrie claimed that Stacy underwear were nothing compared to her as she revealed her green and gold set that went over well with the Australian fans, especially the males.
Finally the main event was upon them.
Val and Holly came out to a reasonable pop, especially for usual mid- carders.
Edge was introduced and the crowd cheered and women swooped as per usual.
The Rock came out to his usual roar.
The match was average compared to the no holds barred match earlier.
Just as Holly was about to pin Edge, Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Randy Orton ran to the ring to break up the count.
All six men stood in the ring. Most people were expecting Rock, Orton, Edge and Hogan to pounce on Val and Hardcore at any second.
Suddenly Hogan and Randy turned and Clotheslined Edge and The Rock, then started pummeling them. The ref called for the bell and the match was thrown out.
Valbowski and Hardcore tried to join in but Hogan and Orton turned on them too.
They grabbed a chair each and started hitting anything that came near, wrestlers, referee, security, rubbish.
When the two men had finished Hogan grabbed the mic to explain their actions.
A small 'Hogan' chant started but was quickly met and over powered by a 'sucks' chant.
"You are probably wondering why we did this right? Why the immortal Hulk Hogan would do such a thing. Well, it's easy; these guys forgot pay their dues. They have forgotten who paved the way for them. Who made this business what it is. People like me, like this man standing right here's father and grandfather." Randy stood next to Hulk, chair still in hand, nodding at everything he said.
"These guys think they're better well we are here to change that" With that Hogan dropped the mic and he and Randy hit all four men with the chairs one last time, then threw them at Edge and Rock and walked out.
The announcer thanked everyone for being there and told them to drive safely, as the crowd walked out stunned at the night's events.
Neo sat there and waited until everyone had gone. She then saw Mrs. Jackson walk up to her.
"Mr. Irvine will see you now," she said.
Neo grabbed her things and followed Mrs. Jackson up the ramp to the backstage.