Disclaimer: All Suikoden III characters belong to Konami. But any weird
warping of the characters' minds is ours.
Chapter two: Braids never looked so good
*Guest appearance by Sarah!
After the hot tub scene, Albert brings Yuber to his room. After suiting up in that cool trench coat of his, Albert browses through his wardrobe, trying to pick something fashionably decent for Yuber. Since Yuber totally ruined the last one, he had to look for another that wouldn't suffer from bloodstains.
Yuber folded his arms across his chest and starts tapping his foot on the floor, impatiently. "Just pick the first shirt you see."
"Don't you wear pants?" Albert glances back at Yuber for a second.
"I'm not wearing any now."
"Don't be so barbaric. You can't run around in a loin cloth." Inspecting each outfit hanging in the large, okay, humongous closet, Albert finally picks out what is now known as the MJ (Michael Jackson) suit. "Here wear this."
With a sneer, "This looks stupid." It is obvious, demons and humans do not have the same fashion sense. Why else would Yuber wear that horny armor?
"Watch it, I really like that suit. And if you ever ruin it, you will be so..."
"So what?"
"...so stuck in this world. For all eternity."
There was only one thing that ran through in Yuber's mind: That is a fate WORSE then being nice to Sarah. "No, I refuse to remain in this filthy world!"
"Good, we have come to an agreement." Only Albert could have pulled off this stunt.
"We only agreed to me killing again after the bath."
"You're right. Which is tomorrow morning."
"But...but what am I supposed to do before morning?" Yuber shrieks.
Albert looks at the half naked Yuber pathetically. "You can stay here and let your urges drive you nuts." He is so incredibly cruel... "Or you can follow me."
"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard."
"You should learn how to infiltrate an enemy base without attracting attention."
"We're gonna infiltrate the enemy base right now?"
"But you can't go out with that messy hair."
"And what do you propose to do about that? Chop it all off?"
"That would be a waste. Let me braid it for you."
Yuber is absolutely stunned by that idea. "By the 73 levels of hell, I'll be damned if I let you do that!"
"I suppose you could do it yourself."
"Watch me." Yuber then tries, but fails miserably. "Damn this stupid braiding."
"You don't even know how to braid, do you?"
"Shut your wussy ass up!" Yuber tries again, but again he couldn't figure out how to twist the braids.
Albert lays the MJ suit on the bed, and then slowly turns to Yuber. "Ready to give up now?"
Yuber tries for the third time. A futile attempt, braiding is futile. "Bah, alright!"
"Right, sit down on the bed." Since Albert gets so much practice, he can only be the best strategist ever. Take that, Caesar!
Yuber sits down. "Just make it quick."
Albert starts on Yuber's hair, but his efforts are hampered by Yuber's fidgeting. "If you stop moving around, it will be quick."
"Fiiiine."
Albert nicely braids up Yuber's hair, surprisingly it was done real professionally. You don't suppose he has a secret sister that Konami hasn't officially announced yet? "Now hold on to this end. I have to find something to hold it together."
Yuber held on to the braid's end, while Albert opens one drawer after another, pulling up miscellaneous objects.
"Hmm..." Albert pulls out a hair loop. Now why on earth, oops, Suikoden III would Albert have those. This makes you think. What if – no way... "This would do. It even matches your outfit."
"You SET me up, didn't you Silverberg?!" Yuber snarled, as Albert used the hair loop to bind his braid.
"I assure you..." Albert then hands Yuber the MJ suit. "...I'm innocent. It's a mere coincidence."
"If you're innocent, then I'm the head bishop." Yuber's voice is slightly muffled as he puts on the suit.
Albert adds the finishing touch, the umber cool hat. "So that you won't get a tan." He even puts that hat on Yuber's head, gasp! "Now we're all set."
"Albert!" Sarah knocks on the door. "Where's Yuber?"
Being the gentleman he is, Albert opens the door and lets Sarah in. After making sure and double checking that Yuber is impeccable. "Right here."
Sarah stops, staring at Yuber's new clothes. "Yuber... you actually look normal..."
Yuber is mortally offended by Sarah's comment. Now you know why they can't get along in the game. "I do not like that."
It was Albert's duty to prevent Sarah and Yuber from tearing each other to pieces. "If you don't look normal, you won't be able to infiltrate the enemy's base."
"And braids look good on you too." Sarah couldn't resist saying it.
"I should have just chopped off the hair." Yuber looked exasperated.
Albert turned his attention to Sarah. "Is something the matter Sarah?"
"Master Luc wants to see you, both."
Yuber complains, obviously dissatisfied. "What does that punk kid want now?"
Sarah gives him the 'death-glare'. "Master Luc is not a kid. And he certainly isn't a punk." Now she turns her deadly eyes to Albert. "Albert, I told you to explain it to him."
"Yuber has selective memory."
Yuber pulls the brim of his hat lower. "Because you promised that I would be able to kill a lot of people, I won't slay you now."
"Never mind that. Let's just see what Luc wants."
End of Chapter two
Chapter two: Braids never looked so good
*Guest appearance by Sarah!
After the hot tub scene, Albert brings Yuber to his room. After suiting up in that cool trench coat of his, Albert browses through his wardrobe, trying to pick something fashionably decent for Yuber. Since Yuber totally ruined the last one, he had to look for another that wouldn't suffer from bloodstains.
Yuber folded his arms across his chest and starts tapping his foot on the floor, impatiently. "Just pick the first shirt you see."
"Don't you wear pants?" Albert glances back at Yuber for a second.
"I'm not wearing any now."
"Don't be so barbaric. You can't run around in a loin cloth." Inspecting each outfit hanging in the large, okay, humongous closet, Albert finally picks out what is now known as the MJ (Michael Jackson) suit. "Here wear this."
With a sneer, "This looks stupid." It is obvious, demons and humans do not have the same fashion sense. Why else would Yuber wear that horny armor?
"Watch it, I really like that suit. And if you ever ruin it, you will be so..."
"So what?"
"...so stuck in this world. For all eternity."
There was only one thing that ran through in Yuber's mind: That is a fate WORSE then being nice to Sarah. "No, I refuse to remain in this filthy world!"
"Good, we have come to an agreement." Only Albert could have pulled off this stunt.
"We only agreed to me killing again after the bath."
"You're right. Which is tomorrow morning."
"But...but what am I supposed to do before morning?" Yuber shrieks.
Albert looks at the half naked Yuber pathetically. "You can stay here and let your urges drive you nuts." He is so incredibly cruel... "Or you can follow me."
"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard."
"You should learn how to infiltrate an enemy base without attracting attention."
"We're gonna infiltrate the enemy base right now?"
"But you can't go out with that messy hair."
"And what do you propose to do about that? Chop it all off?"
"That would be a waste. Let me braid it for you."
Yuber is absolutely stunned by that idea. "By the 73 levels of hell, I'll be damned if I let you do that!"
"I suppose you could do it yourself."
"Watch me." Yuber then tries, but fails miserably. "Damn this stupid braiding."
"You don't even know how to braid, do you?"
"Shut your wussy ass up!" Yuber tries again, but again he couldn't figure out how to twist the braids.
Albert lays the MJ suit on the bed, and then slowly turns to Yuber. "Ready to give up now?"
Yuber tries for the third time. A futile attempt, braiding is futile. "Bah, alright!"
"Right, sit down on the bed." Since Albert gets so much practice, he can only be the best strategist ever. Take that, Caesar!
Yuber sits down. "Just make it quick."
Albert starts on Yuber's hair, but his efforts are hampered by Yuber's fidgeting. "If you stop moving around, it will be quick."
"Fiiiine."
Albert nicely braids up Yuber's hair, surprisingly it was done real professionally. You don't suppose he has a secret sister that Konami hasn't officially announced yet? "Now hold on to this end. I have to find something to hold it together."
Yuber held on to the braid's end, while Albert opens one drawer after another, pulling up miscellaneous objects.
"Hmm..." Albert pulls out a hair loop. Now why on earth, oops, Suikoden III would Albert have those. This makes you think. What if – no way... "This would do. It even matches your outfit."
"You SET me up, didn't you Silverberg?!" Yuber snarled, as Albert used the hair loop to bind his braid.
"I assure you..." Albert then hands Yuber the MJ suit. "...I'm innocent. It's a mere coincidence."
"If you're innocent, then I'm the head bishop." Yuber's voice is slightly muffled as he puts on the suit.
Albert adds the finishing touch, the umber cool hat. "So that you won't get a tan." He even puts that hat on Yuber's head, gasp! "Now we're all set."
"Albert!" Sarah knocks on the door. "Where's Yuber?"
Being the gentleman he is, Albert opens the door and lets Sarah in. After making sure and double checking that Yuber is impeccable. "Right here."
Sarah stops, staring at Yuber's new clothes. "Yuber... you actually look normal..."
Yuber is mortally offended by Sarah's comment. Now you know why they can't get along in the game. "I do not like that."
It was Albert's duty to prevent Sarah and Yuber from tearing each other to pieces. "If you don't look normal, you won't be able to infiltrate the enemy's base."
"And braids look good on you too." Sarah couldn't resist saying it.
"I should have just chopped off the hair." Yuber looked exasperated.
Albert turned his attention to Sarah. "Is something the matter Sarah?"
"Master Luc wants to see you, both."
Yuber complains, obviously dissatisfied. "What does that punk kid want now?"
Sarah gives him the 'death-glare'. "Master Luc is not a kid. And he certainly isn't a punk." Now she turns her deadly eyes to Albert. "Albert, I told you to explain it to him."
"Yuber has selective memory."
Yuber pulls the brim of his hat lower. "Because you promised that I would be able to kill a lot of people, I won't slay you now."
"Never mind that. Let's just see what Luc wants."
End of Chapter two