Thank you for being here! I hope you enjoy!! Disclaimer: I do not own Tennis no Ohjisama. *Important* Past Present East West is a Japanese game in which a person gives a subject that everyone follows in a constant rhythm.

Story starts now!!

It was another usual boring day at the Seigaku Tennis Court when Echizen Ryouma grabbed the regulars to say, "Let's play Past Present East West."

*Past! Present! East! West!* By: Mutsuki

"Past Present East West?? Ochibi what are you talking about?" Eiji who had no clue also seemed to be happy to get away from their normal boring routines.

"Eiji, you mean you don't know? How stupid of you!" Fuji too came. He was as sadistic as can be today; he scared poor Eiji so much that he started to crawl away from his black friend.

Ooishi sighed, "It's easy, someone gives the subject and everyone follows it in a constant rhythm."

"Oooooh."

Echizen glared, "Are we gonna start or what!?"

Round 1 Ryouma, Fuji, Takasan, Eiji, and Tezuka

R: Past Present East West!! Unbelievable things about other Tennis players!! Tezuka's age!!

Te: Echizen!!!

F: Mizukij's clothes!! They are so tacky!!!

Taka: Huh!? Um...Ooishi's hair!!

Ooishi: *gasp* Takasan!?

Taka: Gomen Ooishi!!

Eiji: Hyoutei's captains opening ceremony!!

Momo: Hmmm you gotta admit...

Tezuka: Hyoutei's team! That is a host club!!

Ryouma: Tezuka's hair!! He's going to go bald soon!!

Tezuka: Arrggh! Echizen!!

Fuji: The Tezuka zone!! Whats with the kinky effects!

Tezuka: Fuji...

Taka: Inui's glasses!!

Eiji: Kaidou's Fshyuuu!!

Tezuka: Ryouma's English! Its literally wrong!!

Ryouma: Tezuka's age! He has to be lying!!

Tezuka: THAT IS IT!!!!!!

End of Round 1

"Well, that was refreshingly fun!" Fuji said as he smiled his most sinister smile.

"Echizen!! Tell me, was the purpose of the game, by any chance, to Piss me off!!?" ,Tezuka practically screamed Ryouma smiled his most catlike smile and replied, "It worked didn't it?"

"50 laps!!!!!"

"It was worth it!!!"

The End

So, how did you like it? I'm a beginner and I hope you don't flame me too much. Please review! I want to know if I should write a next chapter! (although I might write one even though nobody reviewed...) Oh yeah, and I don't hate Fuji!! I just think he can be really black at times!