Disclaimer: No I don't own the rights to this song either. 'Artemis Fowl
'and all characters, places, Names and organisations related to said book
are also the property of someone else.
Author's Note: Sing it to the tune of 'Tragedy'- the 'Steps' version.
This is a verse dedicated to the overworked and underpaid workers of the LEP who strive so hard to keep the lower elements safe from Mud-men. (Personally I feel insulted; do you think I can sue for slander?) Please R&R. If it's not funny tell me why and how to improve it.
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How I try
To keep Haven a friendly town
Fighting crime
You know the L.E.P won't let you down
Try my best
Been up all night no time to rest
I really need to get away, get away
Holiday, holiday
Tragedy
When you're in a state coz you woke up late
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When three lanes are down on your way to town
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Now they say
"Well, why have you been late every day?"
Don't they know it's a murder in the traffic flow?
Drown my pain
If I keep with this I'll go insane
I really need to get away, get away
Holiday, holiday
Tragedy
When you're in a state coz you woke up late
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When three lanes are down on your way to town
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When you're in a state coz you woke up late
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When three lanes are down on your way to town
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed it, I probably won't write another songfic for a while since I'm working on a story (I should be working on my coursework- anyone know how to build and program a robot?).
Author's Note: Sing it to the tune of 'Tragedy'- the 'Steps' version.
This is a verse dedicated to the overworked and underpaid workers of the LEP who strive so hard to keep the lower elements safe from Mud-men. (Personally I feel insulted; do you think I can sue for slander?) Please R&R. If it's not funny tell me why and how to improve it.
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How I try
To keep Haven a friendly town
Fighting crime
You know the L.E.P won't let you down
Try my best
Been up all night no time to rest
I really need to get away, get away
Holiday, holiday
Tragedy
When you're in a state coz you woke up late
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When three lanes are down on your way to town
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Now they say
"Well, why have you been late every day?"
Don't they know it's a murder in the traffic flow?
Drown my pain
If I keep with this I'll go insane
I really need to get away, get away
Holiday, holiday
Tragedy
When you're in a state coz you woke up late
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When three lanes are down on your way to town
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When you're in a state coz you woke up late
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
Tragedy
When three lanes are down on your way to town
It's tragedy
When the roads are blocked and the traffics stopped
It's hard to bear
Root's gonna fry you but
You're going nowhere
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed it, I probably won't write another songfic for a while since I'm working on a story (I should be working on my coursework- anyone know how to build and program a robot?).