Disclaimer: I do not own Tennis no Ohjisama, Konomi Takeshi does.

JewelClaw Lady of Wind, thank you for writing a review again!!! I am so glad that you liked Ch.2! I hope you like Ch.3 as much....

Kellayyy, thank you so very much for writing a review!! I'm sorry you can't understand well.... I'm bad at explaining (:*) Someone gives a subject and everyone follows it until someone is unable to take it anymore or someone cannot answer.

Cheeseburger of Doom, I can't believe you wrote a review for me!!! I know that you wrote a lot of Fanfiction on Tennis no Ohjisama and so I was really honored to see that you reviewed! I know, I tend to change the character. (ha-ha) Fuji and Ryouma seems so black to me and Tezuka is fun to tease.

Well I hope people like Ch.3! It's starting to get really out of hand....

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Story starts now!!!

"Tezuka! Kaidou! I'm afraid that you weren't following the rules yesterday!"

*Past! Present! East! West!* Ch.3 By: Mutsuki

"What the hell are you talking about Fuji senpai?" Kaidou glared at the smiling boy as if he was from an insane asylum.

"You weren't following the rules!!" Fuji sighed at the slowness of the bandana snake," I said YAOI pairings!! Remember?"

*Flashback*

Fuji: Past, Present, East, West! Prince of Tennis Yaoi pairings!!

*End of Flashback*

"Fshuuuu...." Kaidou looked back at Fuji a little pissed for his interruption on training for such a stupid thing," So?"

Fuji smiled as his thick black vortex of horror started to form behind his back," Penalty time...." A cup of blackish grayish sick mixture came into Kaidou's sight.

"What!?" Kaidou started to run from the sadistic guy but wasn't fast enough, Fuji tripped Kaidou and grabbed him by the neck," Not the juice! Anything but the juice!!"

"Bottoms up!! Hyahahahahah!" Fuji shrieked as he pushed the whole cup into Kaidou's mouth," Whoops! My reputation! I meant fufufufufu."

Fuji let go of Kaidou's dieing body and searched for his next victim." Oh, Tezuka?"

Meanwhile Tezuka was hiding under a bench, "No more...No more...No more..." and cracking up

"Oi, Tezuka bucho?" Tezuka nearly squealed at Ryouma's sudden appearance," I wanna play Past Present East West."

Tezuka actually squealed at Ryouma's remark, "The Devil game!? You are insane if you think that I am going to play that game of Hell!!!"

Ryouma frowned," O-K- then, FUJI----SEN mmph!"

"Ok, Ok!!" Tezuka cried as he clapped his hand onto the rookie's mouth.

"Hmm? Ryouma, did you call me?" Fuji materialized between Ryouma and Tezuka," Aah! Tezuka, I was just looking for you!! Fufufufu...."

"No Fuji senpai." Ryouma pushed the fearsome glass away," I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Fuji looked upon the freshmen with laughter in his eyes," Why should I listen to you?"

Ryouma snickered at Fuji," You remember that cat outfit and electric collar I had?"

Fuji's eyes flashed at what Ryouma mentioned," The *pink* one?"

Ryouma rolled his eyes," Yes, the pink one! I'll tell you where you can buy it at, and then you can punish Tezuka buchou with that"

Fuji squealed," Ok! Let's play!!" He grabbed a couple of unsuspecting regulars, including Tezuka, and sat down." Oh and Tezuka, I want to see you after school so don't think about running away, Ok?"

A scream was heard all throughout the Seishyun Gakuen.

Round 3 Ryouma, Kikumaru, Ooishi, Fuji, Tezuka

Ryouma: Past! Present! East! West! What Tezuka should be when he grows up!!

Tezuka: What!? Is that even allowed?

Fuji: Actually yes.

Ryouma: A stunt double!

Tezuka: What is that suppose to mean?

Kikumaru: Um.... A pro tennis player?

Ooishi: A police officer.

Fuji: A stripper!!!!

Tezuka: 'Fuji....WHY??' An elite....

Ryouma: A crash dummy

Tezuka: .... 'Hold your anger'

Kikumaru: A teacher.

Ooishi: A doctor.

Fuji: A gay massager!!

Tezuka: (nearly faints) No!! How could you Fuji!!!

Fuji: Your turn Tezuka. (smiles)

Tezuka: 'I have a bright future!!' A scientist!

Ryouma: A makeup guinea pig!

Tezuka: (On the edge of tears)

Kikumaru: (using telepathy) 'Ooishi they're starting to scare me' A principal.

Ooishi: (also using telepathy) 'Me too Eiji, my stomach hurts' A sports coach.

Fuji: A PROSTITUTE!!!!!

Tezuka: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!! (bursts out into a tidal wave of tears)

End of Round 3

Momoshiro, and the freshmen trio patted there Captain's back sympathetically as he howled away. Fuji and Ryouma laughed as usual at the pitiful sight of there former proud buchou.

Tezuka peered at the two boys with bright red eyes," Why won't you leave me alone?"

Ryouma and Fuji looked at each other and said at the same time," We love you too much!"

"Gyaaaaaaaaaaaah" Tezuka scurried toward the safe post of Seigaku, the mother Ooishi." Save me Ooishi!! Don't leave me with those demons!"

Ooishi nearly wept at his buchou's change in character," Oh.... I'm sorry Tezuka, but what will Eiji do without me?? You'll live Tezuka, just barely, but you'll live.... Forgive me!" and with that Ooishi ran from the fearful sight with Kikumaru.

Tezuka gawked at the mother's escape until the black vortex of doom opened behind his back," Oh Tezuka, why do you try to run? Didn't you enjoy our little SM play from last time??" Fuji softly spoke as he grabbed Tezuka's shoulder with unbelievable strength.

"Eep...."

"But don't worry buchou. This time it will be a lot more fun...." Ryouma whispered as he stroked Tezuka's other shoulder," What's more fun then a *pink* cat suit and an electric collar??"

"God help me...."

*The End*

Whoo! Ch.3 is finished! Man that was long!! Hmmm, should I change the rating? Anyways, I'm thinking about getting other schools in, and I need you, the readers, to help in choosing which school I should use! So please review and tell me which to use!!