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Yusuke was walking towards Kuwabara's house with Keiko. Keiko had just found out about Kuwabara's new form. She was extremely curious about this new look.
"Don't make fun of hi-her." Yusuke warned. "I'm serious. She's taking it okay, but Kuwabara has been kinda depressed."
Keiko nodded. "I bet he-she's adorable!" She smiled but Yusuke noticed she seemed to be forcing it. What was up?
They arrived shortly and knocked on the door to Shizuru's house. The door opened and Shizuru smiled, "Come on in. I'm assuming your here to see Kuwabara?" Shizuru noticed Keiko and with a frown said, "You weren't at my brother's funeral I noticed."
"But...he didn't die!" Keiko protested.
"But at the time you didn't know that..." Shizuru said pursing her lips and walking off. Yusuke just realized she was right, and felt slightly upset. But he decided not to make the situation awkward and followed Shizuru inside, Keiko tailing him.
"What are you doing with Kuwabara's clothes."
"Well Kuwa doesn't want to get rid of her clothes, so I'm adjusting them to fit a girl." Shizuru threaded her needle in Kuwabara's white over shirt. Yusuke blinked, "Kuwa?"
Shizuru smiled, "Its more feminine. This way people don't thinkI've lost it, and I'm calling her Kuwabara, because I snapped from the loss of my brother."
"Good idea." Keiko finally spoke, knowing Shizuru wasn't too pleased with her at the moment. Yusuke nodded, "Does she mind?" "No." Yusuke nodded, "I better start calling her Kuwa too...but...I'll do that later, I'm not to used to it."
At that moment Kuwabara appeared, in nothing but a long shirt, that almost went to her knees. Yusuke flushed a dark red. "Uh...Kuwabara?" Kuwabara noticed him and smiled, "Hey Urameshi! Miss Keiko!" She approached them and lightly punched his arm lightly.
"My Kuwabara, you are a girl." Keiko said, but then frowned, "You shouldn't wear things like that in public though." Kuwabara blinked. "Your not public. Your friends." She laughed and Keiko frowned harder.
Yusuke starred at Keiko with puzzlement, and looked back at Kuwabara. As soon as he did, he noticed all the Band-Aids on her pale legs. "What the Hell you do?!"
Kuwabara looked down and flushed brightly, "First time shaving....I messed up a few times...Its easier shaving under your arms...Urameshi...you would not *believe* where girls have to shave! They even have to shave there-" Keiko clamped her hand on Kuwabara's mouth. "You idiot! You don't tell guys where you shave!"
Kuwabara flushed, "Sorry I'm not quite used to this yet..." Keiko still remained frowning. "Lighten up Keiko." Yusuke said a bit harshly. He didn't like how she kept glaring at Kuwabara.
Kuwabara sensing the tension, said, "I'm going to go get you two a drink. Yo! Urameshi, you like orange soda right?" "Yeah, Keiko does as well." Kuwabara disappeared and Keiko and Yusuke sat on the couch.
Shizuru put her needle and thread down and said calmly, "I believe there is going to be a loss of a friend soon..." She looked down. "What do you mean?" Keiko asked looking worried. "Is Kuwabara in danger?" Yusuke asked. Keiko glared and snapped, "Why are you worried about her? It could be me, you know!"
"Well right now, Kuwabara's the most venerable. She doesn't know how to handle being a girl yet!"
"Why are you so concerned for her! She was strong when she was a man, she'll be fine now!"
"What the fu*k's your problem!?"
Kuwabara came back and handed their drinks, oblivious to the yelling. Keiko refused to look at Yusuke, and why'll Kuwabara was taking a drink asked, "So...I guess now your considered a lesbian."
Both Kuwabara and Yusuke choked, and Yusuke growled, "Keiko..." Kuwabara laughed and shook her hand. "I guess it's high time you guys learned this, but I'm bi."
Yusuke's and Keiko's jaw dropped. "Your what?!" Kuwabara laughed. "In my family we were both taught to love who we love, though Shizuru is mainly attracted to girls. That Sakyo guy was the first guy she actually loved."
"That's disgusting!" Keiko said looking pissed. "Have you been lusting after Yusuke?!" Kuwabara's face turned completely red, and he stuttered, "No..mi..miss Keiko...I...I haven't! He's my best friend..." She looked hurt, and Yusuke turned to Keiko. "That's it! Get the hell out of my sight you bit*h!"
The room went silent, and Kuwabara placed a hand over her mouth. Shizuru kept on working on Kuwabara's clothes. Keiko and Yusuke both rose.
"So, what? Your going to toss are years of friendship for Kuwabara?!"
"Yeah! Kuwabara was like my brother, so now she's like my sister! I don't know what the Hell your problem is, but I'm not gonna sit here, and let you treat my *best* friend like shi*!"
"Fine!"
Keiko walked off, and before she left, slapped Kuwabara across the face, and then left, slamming the door. Kuwabara's cheek was red, and she placed her long pale fingers on it. "Whoa..."
Yusuke was wide eyed, and walked over to Kuwabara. He pulled her fingers away, and touched the mark gently.
"That little...Are you okay? Does that hurt?"
"Nah...that was like a pinch..."
"You should have hit her back!"
"I can't! It goes against my-"
"Your a girl! You can fight girl's now!"
"...Your right..."
Shizuru folded up one of Kuwabara's shirts, "I'm glad she's not in here...I predicted this would happen earlier. I'm glad she's gone...I'll take care of that little whore later..."
Kuwabara and Yusuke looked at each other, and at the same moment burst out laughing. After they had simmered down, Kuwabara looked uneasily at Yusuke. "Are you okay...you can go make up with Keiko and I'll avoid you for a while, until Keiko gets used to me..." Yusuke shook his head, "No. I can't believe she'd act that way..."
After a moment he asked, "So your really bi?"
Kuwabara laughed, "Yes...."
"Have you ever liked anyone we met...?"
"You mean, during out missions and stuff?"
"Yeah!"
"Um...I had a crush on Hiei when I first met him...but that lasted for about 6 seconds. Don't tell him or your as* will be mine!"
Yusuke had burst out in hysterical laughter, and waved his hand, "Who else?"
"Uh...Jin. He started it...before our match with Dr. Ichigaki's team, he approached me and kissed, me out of the blue."
Yusuke's mouth dropped open. "Why'd he kiss you." Kuwabara laughed, "He wanted top know what it was like to kiss a human." The two were laughing again, and continued on with this conversation until Yusuke left.
~next day~
"Kuwabara's late..." Hiei mumbled.
"Only 15 minutes..." Kurama said with a wave of his hand.
Genkai frowned, "With this demon after Yusuke, Kuwabara should try to get here sooner. Yusuke could need help, and she won't be here."
"Gibe her a break...Shizuru said Kuwabara flipped out a bit..." Yusuke said sadly.
Hiei and Kurama looked at him. "What?" Yusuke frowned, "I called Shizuru this morning and she told me Kuwabara finally realized she was stuck this way." Kurama's eyes widened. "But Koenma said-" "Koenma said that there were demons looking for a cure right? There is no cure...He said that to make her feel better."
"The fool is stronger than that." Hiei said uncomfortably, thinking of Kuwabara cry.
"Yeah...but imagine...shes suffering from all sorts of problems now. When she was her old self, Kuwabara knew exactly who she was. Shizuru said that Kuwabara no longer knows who she is...she's been hiding her pain from us..."
Genkai shook her head. "I had no idea Kuwabara was taking it so hard..."
"YOU FUC*ING STALKER!!"
The group turned their heads towards the stairway. They heard Kuwabara's screaming at someone very loudly.
The others curiously drifted to the stairs seeing Kuwabara yelling at a rather attractive young man. He was her height and was flashing his teeth at her. Kuwabara was wearing a shirt that Shizuru had made for all the Rekai. It was a joke shirt. Everyone had one. It read, "I went to the Dark Tournament and got impaled through my chest!" She also had on white pants, which were tucked into her boots.
Her face was rad from rage, and she waved her fist at the man. The man grabbed her face, and Yusuke stomped down the stairs. Kuwabara kicked him in the gut, and Yusuke grabbed his arm, "What the Hell is your problem you as* wipe?" He punched the man in the face, knocking him out, and most likely breaking his jaw.
Kuwabara was glaring at the man. "I.HATE.BEING.A.GIRL!" Kuwabara waved her arms in frustration, and threw a temper tantrum, and began to kick/hit the tree around her. Finally when she cooled down, she sighed.
"Ready to go up now?" Yusuke asked with a smug smile. "Yes...one moment." Kuwabara kicked the man in the ribs, and gave a happy sigh. "Much better." The two ventured forward, Kuwabara holding her stomach. "You okay?" "I'm cramping...I think my bodies not fully adjusted yet."
Yusuke patted Kuwabara's shoulder. "Give it time."
"Well it's about time. Idiot." Kuwabara glared at Hiei, "Even when I'm a girl your still a jack*ss."
"And your mouth hasn't improved!"
"You swear just as much as me! Even more when someone actually managed to hit you!"
"You two stop!" Genkai snapped. "We need to discuss this demon."
The group got quiet.
"I have one theory on why he wanted Yusuke to be a girl. And you know that one, I already told you when Kuwabara first changed. Do you have any others?"
"Don't take this offensively Yusuke...but..." Kurama hesitated. "Maybe to rape Yusuke."
"WHY THE HELL WOULD HE WANT TO RAPE ME?!" Yusuke shouted his whole body red.
"Ugh...i have nasty thoughts in my head..." Kuwabara said holding his stomach.
"Thanks for sharing. We needed to know that."
"SHUT UP SHRIMP!"
"Silence." Genkai looked over at Kurama. "He has a good point. We don't know if there's a motive, but rape is a possible answer."
Yusuke moaned, "I'm gonna be sick."
"Me too." Kuwabara said, and then began to squat, "Seriously..." Her face was twisted in pain. "Kuwabara?" Kurama looked at her confused. Suddenly she grunted with pain and fell on the ground.
"Kuwabara!?" Yusuke dropped down beside her. Her naturally pale skin had gotten lighter, and she was sweating. "It hurts...God...this sucks!"
Yusuke scooped her up, her curled in a little ball, head pressed hard against her chest. "Quickly, get her inside!"
~~**~~~later~~**~~
Yusuke chewed his nails as he sat waiting for her. "Do you think his body is having a bad reaction to this new form?" Hiei asked. Kurama looked down considering that thought, "Maybe..." Yusuke let out an anxious sigh.
Genkai stepped outside the room where she had taken Kuwabara, and shut the door. "Is she okay?" Kurama asked softly. "Yes. It was just her starting her period."
All three males went red.
"That's it...she nearly passed out because of that?!" Yusuke practically squeaked red from Genkai's statement.
"Kuwabara was a man, men weren't meant to have periods, Her body is not yet used to the change of being a man, so basically it felt as if she was bleeding from..." Genkai pointed down.
"Oh Hell." Yusuke said covering up his crotch.
"Dam*." Hiei muttered, he had to admit, that must hurt.
"I suggest we let Kuwabara be for a while...she'll recover soon."
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"Master...When do you wish to attack the Rekai?"
"Next week...Yes...by then Yusuke should fully be used to his female body."
"Master, if Yusuke isn't then what?"
"He'll, or should I say She'll, just have to deal with it. Yusuke has no idea what I have in store for him."
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I don't like my villins...their so...villiney...anywho...next chapter, Kuwabara and Yusuke hang out, and Yusuke and Kuwabara accidently share an intimate moment. Awkawrdness...The demon announces he's coming, and now the others must fight, and hide the fact that Kuwabara is the girl.
Yusuke was walking towards Kuwabara's house with Keiko. Keiko had just found out about Kuwabara's new form. She was extremely curious about this new look.
"Don't make fun of hi-her." Yusuke warned. "I'm serious. She's taking it okay, but Kuwabara has been kinda depressed."
Keiko nodded. "I bet he-she's adorable!" She smiled but Yusuke noticed she seemed to be forcing it. What was up?
They arrived shortly and knocked on the door to Shizuru's house. The door opened and Shizuru smiled, "Come on in. I'm assuming your here to see Kuwabara?" Shizuru noticed Keiko and with a frown said, "You weren't at my brother's funeral I noticed."
"But...he didn't die!" Keiko protested.
"But at the time you didn't know that..." Shizuru said pursing her lips and walking off. Yusuke just realized she was right, and felt slightly upset. But he decided not to make the situation awkward and followed Shizuru inside, Keiko tailing him.
"What are you doing with Kuwabara's clothes."
"Well Kuwa doesn't want to get rid of her clothes, so I'm adjusting them to fit a girl." Shizuru threaded her needle in Kuwabara's white over shirt. Yusuke blinked, "Kuwa?"
Shizuru smiled, "Its more feminine. This way people don't thinkI've lost it, and I'm calling her Kuwabara, because I snapped from the loss of my brother."
"Good idea." Keiko finally spoke, knowing Shizuru wasn't too pleased with her at the moment. Yusuke nodded, "Does she mind?" "No." Yusuke nodded, "I better start calling her Kuwa too...but...I'll do that later, I'm not to used to it."
At that moment Kuwabara appeared, in nothing but a long shirt, that almost went to her knees. Yusuke flushed a dark red. "Uh...Kuwabara?" Kuwabara noticed him and smiled, "Hey Urameshi! Miss Keiko!" She approached them and lightly punched his arm lightly.
"My Kuwabara, you are a girl." Keiko said, but then frowned, "You shouldn't wear things like that in public though." Kuwabara blinked. "Your not public. Your friends." She laughed and Keiko frowned harder.
Yusuke starred at Keiko with puzzlement, and looked back at Kuwabara. As soon as he did, he noticed all the Band-Aids on her pale legs. "What the Hell you do?!"
Kuwabara looked down and flushed brightly, "First time shaving....I messed up a few times...Its easier shaving under your arms...Urameshi...you would not *believe* where girls have to shave! They even have to shave there-" Keiko clamped her hand on Kuwabara's mouth. "You idiot! You don't tell guys where you shave!"
Kuwabara flushed, "Sorry I'm not quite used to this yet..." Keiko still remained frowning. "Lighten up Keiko." Yusuke said a bit harshly. He didn't like how she kept glaring at Kuwabara.
Kuwabara sensing the tension, said, "I'm going to go get you two a drink. Yo! Urameshi, you like orange soda right?" "Yeah, Keiko does as well." Kuwabara disappeared and Keiko and Yusuke sat on the couch.
Shizuru put her needle and thread down and said calmly, "I believe there is going to be a loss of a friend soon..." She looked down. "What do you mean?" Keiko asked looking worried. "Is Kuwabara in danger?" Yusuke asked. Keiko glared and snapped, "Why are you worried about her? It could be me, you know!"
"Well right now, Kuwabara's the most venerable. She doesn't know how to handle being a girl yet!"
"Why are you so concerned for her! She was strong when she was a man, she'll be fine now!"
"What the fu*k's your problem!?"
Kuwabara came back and handed their drinks, oblivious to the yelling. Keiko refused to look at Yusuke, and why'll Kuwabara was taking a drink asked, "So...I guess now your considered a lesbian."
Both Kuwabara and Yusuke choked, and Yusuke growled, "Keiko..." Kuwabara laughed and shook her hand. "I guess it's high time you guys learned this, but I'm bi."
Yusuke's and Keiko's jaw dropped. "Your what?!" Kuwabara laughed. "In my family we were both taught to love who we love, though Shizuru is mainly attracted to girls. That Sakyo guy was the first guy she actually loved."
"That's disgusting!" Keiko said looking pissed. "Have you been lusting after Yusuke?!" Kuwabara's face turned completely red, and he stuttered, "No..mi..miss Keiko...I...I haven't! He's my best friend..." She looked hurt, and Yusuke turned to Keiko. "That's it! Get the hell out of my sight you bit*h!"
The room went silent, and Kuwabara placed a hand over her mouth. Shizuru kept on working on Kuwabara's clothes. Keiko and Yusuke both rose.
"So, what? Your going to toss are years of friendship for Kuwabara?!"
"Yeah! Kuwabara was like my brother, so now she's like my sister! I don't know what the Hell your problem is, but I'm not gonna sit here, and let you treat my *best* friend like shi*!"
"Fine!"
Keiko walked off, and before she left, slapped Kuwabara across the face, and then left, slamming the door. Kuwabara's cheek was red, and she placed her long pale fingers on it. "Whoa..."
Yusuke was wide eyed, and walked over to Kuwabara. He pulled her fingers away, and touched the mark gently.
"That little...Are you okay? Does that hurt?"
"Nah...that was like a pinch..."
"You should have hit her back!"
"I can't! It goes against my-"
"Your a girl! You can fight girl's now!"
"...Your right..."
Shizuru folded up one of Kuwabara's shirts, "I'm glad she's not in here...I predicted this would happen earlier. I'm glad she's gone...I'll take care of that little whore later..."
Kuwabara and Yusuke looked at each other, and at the same moment burst out laughing. After they had simmered down, Kuwabara looked uneasily at Yusuke. "Are you okay...you can go make up with Keiko and I'll avoid you for a while, until Keiko gets used to me..." Yusuke shook his head, "No. I can't believe she'd act that way..."
After a moment he asked, "So your really bi?"
Kuwabara laughed, "Yes...."
"Have you ever liked anyone we met...?"
"You mean, during out missions and stuff?"
"Yeah!"
"Um...I had a crush on Hiei when I first met him...but that lasted for about 6 seconds. Don't tell him or your as* will be mine!"
Yusuke had burst out in hysterical laughter, and waved his hand, "Who else?"
"Uh...Jin. He started it...before our match with Dr. Ichigaki's team, he approached me and kissed, me out of the blue."
Yusuke's mouth dropped open. "Why'd he kiss you." Kuwabara laughed, "He wanted top know what it was like to kiss a human." The two were laughing again, and continued on with this conversation until Yusuke left.
~next day~
"Kuwabara's late..." Hiei mumbled.
"Only 15 minutes..." Kurama said with a wave of his hand.
Genkai frowned, "With this demon after Yusuke, Kuwabara should try to get here sooner. Yusuke could need help, and she won't be here."
"Gibe her a break...Shizuru said Kuwabara flipped out a bit..." Yusuke said sadly.
Hiei and Kurama looked at him. "What?" Yusuke frowned, "I called Shizuru this morning and she told me Kuwabara finally realized she was stuck this way." Kurama's eyes widened. "But Koenma said-" "Koenma said that there were demons looking for a cure right? There is no cure...He said that to make her feel better."
"The fool is stronger than that." Hiei said uncomfortably, thinking of Kuwabara cry.
"Yeah...but imagine...shes suffering from all sorts of problems now. When she was her old self, Kuwabara knew exactly who she was. Shizuru said that Kuwabara no longer knows who she is...she's been hiding her pain from us..."
Genkai shook her head. "I had no idea Kuwabara was taking it so hard..."
"YOU FUC*ING STALKER!!"
The group turned their heads towards the stairway. They heard Kuwabara's screaming at someone very loudly.
The others curiously drifted to the stairs seeing Kuwabara yelling at a rather attractive young man. He was her height and was flashing his teeth at her. Kuwabara was wearing a shirt that Shizuru had made for all the Rekai. It was a joke shirt. Everyone had one. It read, "I went to the Dark Tournament and got impaled through my chest!" She also had on white pants, which were tucked into her boots.
Her face was rad from rage, and she waved her fist at the man. The man grabbed her face, and Yusuke stomped down the stairs. Kuwabara kicked him in the gut, and Yusuke grabbed his arm, "What the Hell is your problem you as* wipe?" He punched the man in the face, knocking him out, and most likely breaking his jaw.
Kuwabara was glaring at the man. "I.HATE.BEING.A.GIRL!" Kuwabara waved her arms in frustration, and threw a temper tantrum, and began to kick/hit the tree around her. Finally when she cooled down, she sighed.
"Ready to go up now?" Yusuke asked with a smug smile. "Yes...one moment." Kuwabara kicked the man in the ribs, and gave a happy sigh. "Much better." The two ventured forward, Kuwabara holding her stomach. "You okay?" "I'm cramping...I think my bodies not fully adjusted yet."
Yusuke patted Kuwabara's shoulder. "Give it time."
"Well it's about time. Idiot." Kuwabara glared at Hiei, "Even when I'm a girl your still a jack*ss."
"And your mouth hasn't improved!"
"You swear just as much as me! Even more when someone actually managed to hit you!"
"You two stop!" Genkai snapped. "We need to discuss this demon."
The group got quiet.
"I have one theory on why he wanted Yusuke to be a girl. And you know that one, I already told you when Kuwabara first changed. Do you have any others?"
"Don't take this offensively Yusuke...but..." Kurama hesitated. "Maybe to rape Yusuke."
"WHY THE HELL WOULD HE WANT TO RAPE ME?!" Yusuke shouted his whole body red.
"Ugh...i have nasty thoughts in my head..." Kuwabara said holding his stomach.
"Thanks for sharing. We needed to know that."
"SHUT UP SHRIMP!"
"Silence." Genkai looked over at Kurama. "He has a good point. We don't know if there's a motive, but rape is a possible answer."
Yusuke moaned, "I'm gonna be sick."
"Me too." Kuwabara said, and then began to squat, "Seriously..." Her face was twisted in pain. "Kuwabara?" Kurama looked at her confused. Suddenly she grunted with pain and fell on the ground.
"Kuwabara!?" Yusuke dropped down beside her. Her naturally pale skin had gotten lighter, and she was sweating. "It hurts...God...this sucks!"
Yusuke scooped her up, her curled in a little ball, head pressed hard against her chest. "Quickly, get her inside!"
~~**~~~later~~**~~
Yusuke chewed his nails as he sat waiting for her. "Do you think his body is having a bad reaction to this new form?" Hiei asked. Kurama looked down considering that thought, "Maybe..." Yusuke let out an anxious sigh.
Genkai stepped outside the room where she had taken Kuwabara, and shut the door. "Is she okay?" Kurama asked softly. "Yes. It was just her starting her period."
All three males went red.
"That's it...she nearly passed out because of that?!" Yusuke practically squeaked red from Genkai's statement.
"Kuwabara was a man, men weren't meant to have periods, Her body is not yet used to the change of being a man, so basically it felt as if she was bleeding from..." Genkai pointed down.
"Oh Hell." Yusuke said covering up his crotch.
"Dam*." Hiei muttered, he had to admit, that must hurt.
"I suggest we let Kuwabara be for a while...she'll recover soon."
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"Master...When do you wish to attack the Rekai?"
"Next week...Yes...by then Yusuke should fully be used to his female body."
"Master, if Yusuke isn't then what?"
"He'll, or should I say She'll, just have to deal with it. Yusuke has no idea what I have in store for him."
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I don't like my villins...their so...villiney...anywho...next chapter, Kuwabara and Yusuke hang out, and Yusuke and Kuwabara accidently share an intimate moment. Awkawrdness...The demon announces he's coming, and now the others must fight, and hide the fact that Kuwabara is the girl.