Haha, the sleepless wonder returns! I'm so happy someone actually kept reading this far! Skittles go to Blue Boxer who totally rocks my world (and is an awesome writer too!) and I will be stealing all Froggie's cookie dough and yarn (not that she'll read this()! Hope you guys like the next bit Disclaimer: I own all the people who aren't from the books and I'm still
sorry about messing up the real story, but it will get worse.

Dumbledore's Secret

After dinner Proffesor McGonagall escorted them to Dumbledore's office.
"Fizzing Whizzby. You two go up those stairs and wait for him in his
office." She left them and they walked up the stairs.

Harry had been to Dumbledore's office once before but it was Fait's first.
She went over to the large cage with a phoenix in it, "Hello Faux, it's
been a while!"

"So, can you really talk to them? Animals I mean?" Harry asked awkwardly.

"Aye, but I'm sure plenty of people can do it here." She said sitting down
in the chair next to Harry.

"Actually I don't know of anyone else who can. Can you talk to all of
them?"

"Everything except for snakes. Why?"

"I can talk to snakes." He said quietly.

"Oh. That's odd."

"Alright, we both have the same birthdays, both our parents disappeared mysteriously when we were a year old, and we both have this weird animal
speech gift. I am beginning to think that we're..."

"Twins." Came Dumbledore's voice. He had just entered the office. "Yes
Harry, Caitlin is in fact your sister."

Caitlin ran up to the man, "Granda!" she shrieked hugging him.

Dumbledore laughed, "Hello to you as well Caitlin. Now would you please sit
down?" She complied. He went around and sat behind his desk.

"I am sure that by now you will both have noticed that you are very similar, and this is because you are both Lily and James Potter's children. I'm guessing you would like to know more than that though. When your father
was 15 he was sent to my office because of a little prank that he and a
friend set up. I had my daughter visiting me at the same time. She is a muggle, and would come up to the school to visit me sometimes. James and Elinor became good friends and Eli and her husband were the only muggles at your parent's wedding. When your parents found out that Voldemort was after them they arranged to have their children sent to live with safer families
until it was safe. Caitlin was sent off to live with my daughter almost right away, but Harry was to live with his godfather and he was having a
few problems. Before they could get Harry to safety Voldemort attacked them. I was very sorry not to be able to have Harry live with Eli too, but
I could not ask that of them, and it was safer to completely disconnect Harry from the wizarding world since Voldemort and his followers knew of him. I know this will come as a shock, at least to you Harry, but you must not tell many people. I expect that you will be telling the Weaslys, Miss. Granger, Andrew and a few of the other Gryffindors, but you still must be
careful. Do either of you have any questions?"

The two sat in shock. Fait was happy, she had always guessed she had more family still living and was quite happy that it was Harry, who seemed very nice. Harry, on the other hand, was not thrilled. He had seen how people had reacted to his fame before, and now it might not all be him. He also didn't want anyone else to get hurt for his sake. Mostly, it just seemed too convenient that she was Dumbledore's granddaughter and now the sister of one of the most known people of the time. Then a hope came to him, "Does
that mean I can move away from the Dursley's?"

"Unfortunately not Harry. You might be able to spend some of your summer
holidays away from them, but the Dursley's still need to be your prime
residence." Dumbledore explained sadly.

Rage built up in Harry, "Why not? Everyone else gets to live in their happy little families, while I, the only one who's kept them save from Voldemort, has to live with those horrible muggles who don't give a damn about me! Now I finally have family Dumbledore, do you hear me, real family, {all credit for that bit goes to newsies, it's all Jack.} and now you're telling me I have to stay with my mother' bloody sister and her family who couldn't care less if I live or die! You don't have any idea what that's like, none of
you do!" he collapsed out of breath.

"Harry, I am quite sorry about your fate, but I assure you that you are not the only one who has done anything to keep us all safe. Now if that is all, will you please wait outside while I speak to Caitlin about her schedule then you may both go back to your common room, the password is demiguise
diricawl." Dumbledore replied, and Harry left the room still fuming.

Fait exited a few minutes later. "I'm guessing after that display that you don't want to talk to me right now." Harry just glared. "Lead the way to the common room." She said slightly miffed, but not going to let him get
the best of her. They headed off to the common room.



Though he didn't want to talk to Caitlin, Harry was very willing to talk to his friends when they got back. They had been in Dumbledore's office for quite some time, so when they arrived at the common room the Weaslys (minus Percy), Hermione, and Andrew were the only ones still awake. They quickly
told their story.

George was the first to speak, as everyone else was still stunned, "So wait, your Mum was Elinor Dumbledore?" This broke the awkward silence and
everyone was laughing.

"Aye, can you see why she married Dad so fast? I'm just joking Fait!"
Andrew said then had to avoid getting hit by his sister.

"Well, we should all probably get to bed, we have classes tomorrow. Fait, since there are only three first years and three second years, McGonagall decided that the youngest girls would all share a dorm. Your things will
already be up there." Hermione informed them all.

"Alright, well I'll see you all tomorrow. Goodnight." Fait said getting up. There was a chorus of goodnights, and Hermione, Ginny and Fait headed up to
their dormitory.

"I've never heard of anyone having to share a room with another year
before." Ginny announced.

"Like I said, there are only six girls in both our years put together, and
Fait's the same age as us." Hermione said by way of an explanation.

"Also, I'll hopefully be moving up to the third year next year. I was tutored on herbology, potions, history of magic, and DADA since last year so that I wouldn't be as far behind when I finally came. If I can just get ahead with the wand classes I should be able to join my age group soon."
Fait elaborated.

"Shush, Lavender, Parvati and Ally are sleeping." Ginny warned them and
they all got ready for bed in silence, as well as in the dark.

Just before Fait got into bed, she heard Ginny scream. The other girls
awoke and the lights turned on.

"Ginny, what's wrong?" Hermione asked running to the other girl's bed,
which she was no longer in, but on the far side of.

"There's something moving in my bed!" and sure enough, her bed was teaming with cockroaches. When Hermione and Fait checked theirs, the same was true.

"Fred and George!" Ginny said angrily. "This must have been some welcome
prank of theirs. Why do they always have to do things like this?"

"Come on Ginny, let's go to sleep, we'll get them back tomorrow." Fait
advised. The others complied and after a quick spell from Hermione, all
beds were roach free.



In the fourth year's boy's dorm, things were much happier. Fred and George were rolling on the floor in fits of laughter, Lee Jordan was practically purple, and Andrew was quickly shutting the window while trying to suppress
laughter himself.

"Men, we've done commendably well! Have you ever heard Ginny scream so
loud?" George commented before falling into another fit of laughter.

"That was beautiful. Unfortunately your sister doesn't scare so easily
Sparks, probably too used to you." Fred remarked.

"Oh she probably knew it was going to happen anyways. That's why I don't
usually pull pranks on her, but I was hoping after tonight's events she
would be too distracted." Andrew replied.

"What do you mean? How could she know?" Lee asked, finally finished
laughing.

"She has a strong gift of prophesy. She doesn't need crystal balls or tea leaves to tell the future, she usually has hunches or dreams," was Andrew's
explanation.

"Bizarre, I guess we'll just have to be more careful with our pranks from
now on." George said trying not to let them get too depressed.

"So that's where she got her nick-name. I was wondering." Fred responded to
Andrew's revelation.

"Aye, well we should go to bed. Classes start tomorrow." Andrew reminded
them.

"You'll make a great prefect next year. You sound just like Percy!" George
told him while pulling on his pajamas.

"Don't insult me! I'm not that bad, am I?" He asked getting into bed.

"Yes, now follow your own advice and go to sleep. We'll figure out another
prank tomorrow." Lee advised and they all went to sleep.



Fait woke them all up about an hour early. "What's going on? We still have
plenty of time before breakfast," Lavender said sleepily.

"Don't you want to get the boys back for last night?" Fait asked them.

"Of course we do, but I don't see how getting up long before they do will help unless you're planning to bobby-trap their stairs or something. That
won't work by the way, the stairs are tamper proof." Hermione told her.

"No, I know we can't do anything like that. I had something better in mind." They all looked at her waiting for her explanation, "Oh fine, ruin the dramatic pause. My great aunt was telling me about this one spell that
will remodel a whole room at once. It can also change everything in it, including clothes, to fit the rest of the room. I was thinking we could use
it to make the boys pink and frilly!" She finished with a flourish.

"Oh, that's so much better than bobby-trapping their stairs, but won't we
get in trouble for it?" Parvati asked.

"I don't think so. We'll just have it last through breakfast, and they won't be able to prove it was us." Fait said. "Now here's what we need to do..." When the boys awoke, they would be in for more then they could ever
have guessed.



Andrew awoke to yells from his roommates. "What's going on?" he asked
sitting up, but he need not have asked. The entire room was covered in
white and pink; most of it with lace or frills. "What happened?"

"I think we have just been paid back for last night's prank. But who did it; I know Ginny doesn't know any spells like this." George said angrily while looking through his trunk for something without lace. "They changed
bloody everything!"

"Probably Hermione, she always knows complex spells." Fred said with disgust; his broom was now suited or a seven year old girl, complete with
ribbons in place of the twigs.

"I couldn't care less how they did it; I just want to get them back! Look
at my poor robes!" Lee responded holding up his bright pink robes.

"We should probably get down to breakfasting." Andrew said with a sigh
pulling on his pink, lace robes.

"You actually expect us to go out in public like this?" George asked in
shock.

"Well, they probably won't end the spell until we've been exploited and
embarrassed in front of the whole school." He reasoned agrivatedly.

"Then I guess we might as well just go and get it over with." Lee said and
started for the door, "We'll get them back soon."



"Do you think they'll actually come down?" Parvati asked. The girls were
all sitting together at the Gryffindor table waiting to see their
handiwork.

"Who might come down?" Ron asked. Harry and he had been trying to figure
out what the girls were on about all morning.

"You'll see! They probably will, knowing them." Hermione said, just then a
hush fell over the Great Hall.

"Hey Weaslys, is your family doing that bad that you have to wear those instead of robes?" They could distinctly hear Malfoy's voice. The Slytherin
table erupted in laughter

Other students were commenting on there apparel as well, but none as rude as Malfoy. When they reached the Gryffindor table they sat down across from the girls who were now consumed by laughter. "It's not funny!" Lee yelled,
just making them laugh harder.

"You...in...Pink!!!!" Fait managed but then fell into laughter again.

"I don't think we look half bad, what do you say Fred?" George asked
calmly.

"Not bad at all, those frills are so you George!" Fred responded, "We really must thank the makes of such fine robes," he turned to the girls.
"So who do I have to thank for this?"

"That would be all me." Fait announced proudly, "after what you did for our
beds last night, how could we not thank you?" she teased.

"Oh but this is much to grand for our little favor, I mean, just look at the diversity of pinks and laces you have here! We'll need to pay you back
for this." Andrew replied with a smirk.

"We'll see boys. Now here are your schedules." Hermione said handing the
papers out.

"Not bad, we have double Herbology with the Hufflepuffs, then
Transfiguration. This afternoon it's Defense Against the Dark Arts then History of Magic." Harry announced reading schedule. He was just happy then
didn't have potions that day.

"Ginny, what's your schedule look like?" Fait asked taking the younger
girls, "Oh good, we have transfiguration together."

"Aren't you in all the same classes?" asked Lee, trying to eat porridge
without getting his robes long silk ribbons in it, "I mean, you're both
first years."

"For the last time, since I came a year late I was tutored in all the non wand classes last year so that hopefully I'll be able to catch up to the
rest of my age group by next year." She explained sounding annoyed.

"Well we should get going to class," Hermione announced, and sure enough,
the bell sounded a moment later.

"Well it has been fun boys, but I guess I should change your things back
now, oh well. Reversi Changearon!" She said regretfully and their robes
turned back to the usual black.



"I still can't believe it; the Princes of Pranks get pranked by Lord
Prefect's kid sister, but not only that, she humiliates us in front of
the entire school!" George ranted.

"Is there a problem Mr. Weasly?" asked Professor Snape.

"No Sir." Fred answered for him, glaring at his twin in a warning to
be wary, they didn't need detention on their first day back. Then in a
whisper he added, "I've heard that the new defense teacher is an
eccentric cook. Apparently he's afraid of pixies, can you imagine,
Pixies!" he laughed.

"Going back to our current problem," George said with an annoyed look,
"How are we going to get those girls back for embarrassing us like
that?"

He was silenced again by Professor Snape, "This is amplification
potion. Once taken it will make the person speaking ten times louder,
but only to those who have taken the antidote, which you will also be
learning today as it only lacks one prominent ingredient. You must be
very proficient to get these potions correct, and you must be very
careful to pay attention to subtleties, or it could end up quite
catastrophic. I must assert you that the consequences for getting a
bad grade on this potion will be worse now that you are forth years, I
guaranty that this potion will be on any conventional test, and you
will all be gratified when you pass. Directions are on the board, you
may begin."

"Dirty git, he just likes giving us all this work, likes to prove that
we're incompetent." Fred said angrily as he watched his first few
ingredients move sluggishly in his dilapidated cauldron. "Now back to
what you've been saying George..."

Lee interrupted him, "I think I know what our next prank will be." He
said excitedly.

"What do you have in mind?" Andrew asked making sure Snape was on the
other side of the dungeon.

"I was just listening to Angelina..."

"I wonder why?" George said with a smirk. The other boys laughed as
well.

"Ah shush!" He said jokingly swinging at George. George jokingly
nurtured where he had been hit. "Well Angelina was saying that all the
girls from the third year and down are going to have a little "chat
session" this evening after dinner. We could slip some of this potion
into their drinks at dinner and the other one into everyone else's.
When the girls start having their little chat this evening, we'll be
able to hear everything and so will everyone else!" He ended with a
flourish.

"You better watch it Sparks, looks like Lee's going to give you a run
for your money academically. That should work though. It's just so
easy. We just save a bit of our potions, and it's pay back time."
George said happily. They finished their potions quickly, but were
deadly sure to mind the precepts exactly. Andrew was able to manage an
O on it and the others got As, much to Snape's displeasure.



Fait and Hermione were sitting in the back of Transfiguration class
when Fait had a sudden vision. She accidentally knocked her book off
her desk.

When she sat back up Hermione asked, "What was that all about?"

"I just had a vision." She replied.

"So, what did you see?" Hermione asked curiously.

"I know what their next prank is going to be." she said with n evil
glint in her eye.

"What is it?" Hermione asked eagerly.

"Not yet, I need to tell all the girls at lunch. It has to do with
tonight's plans."

By the time they got down to lunch Hermione was desperate to hear what
Fait had to say. "Alright, everyone's here. Now will you please tell
us what's going on?" she asked desperately.

"They're going to somehow listen in on our conversation tonight, and
everyone else is going to hear it. Only I don't know how they're going
to do it." She explained.

"So what do we do? Just postpone it until tomorrow?" Ally asked.

"We could, or we could get the best of them again." Fait replied.

"How so?" This time it was Parvati's question.

"Start talking about how annoying we find them, and Ginny and I can
tell embarrassing stories about our brother's." Fait suggested.

"I've been on the quiditch team with most of them for the past two
years so I have a bit to tell as well." Katie Bell reveled.

"Great, so we're still on for tonight. Why don't we just do the real
thing tomorrow night?" Asked another third year, Michele Whitby. They
all confirmed that that would work just fine. The battle of pranks was
on.



Both plots went as planned, and by the time all the girls were
gathered in the first and second year's room everyone could hear them
perfectly. They started out with just normal talk, but then the talk
turned more interesting in asking the younger girls about their
opinions of boys so far. The fourth year boys were almost laughing
already, but when the girls started saying how obnoxious they found
the fourth year boys, their smiles faded. They continued to bash on
the boys for another fifteen minutes. The common room was full of
laughter from all but four boys. Then the girls came down.

"Ah, the wonders of divination. You just can't beat knowing what's
going to happen when pulling pranks." Fait said laughing as the girls
came downstairs.

"You knew! I knew we shouldn't have even bothered." Andrew said,
sulking.

"I'm impressed Fait! Good job in turning that one around on us. That
was your idea wasn't it?" Fred said smiling.

"Yeah it was. I couldn't let you boys get away with that." She
replied.

"Fred, I think that the hierarchy of tricksters has gained a new
member." George said, also smiling.

"I think you're right." Fred replied. "We hereby declare Fait Wightman
the Princess of Pranks!" There was a cheer from everyone, followed by
laughter. "Well what do you have to say to that?" he asked Fait.

"I guess that means I'll have to stop pulling pranks on you, and join
your ranks." She said with an evil smile.

"No, my sweat baby sister has gone over to the bad side!" Andrew said
dramatically.

"Welcome Princess of Pranks. We can do wonders." Fred said and from
then on pranks were always associated with Fred, George, Lee, and
Fait.



A/N: And there is big long chapter 2. I hope that should be enough for
now, it's only about 4000 words! If you're wondering why I have all
the big words (this goes with why it's so long) it's because I used
this as my vocabulary for English (lucky Mrs. Roberts gets to read 22
pages (double spaced) muahahaha funness) So yeah, hope you liked it,
and I'm moving onto Chocolate Frogs for reviewers.