Author's Notes: excuse the randomness of this story, but I wrote it a few years ago to some writing contest, that's why it seems odd.
Back at the lab, a certain 'it' was getting scolded by the scientists.
"Project R.O.C.C., you were supposed to eliminate Mr. Briefs. You look exactly like him, so what happened!?" one of the scientists yelled. The purple haired duplicated man said nothing. "No matter. Since we knew you would fail, we also made a clone of his best friend, Son Goten." He pointed to another tank that contained a man with long black hair, and wires attached to him.
"I don't need him," it said as he observed the other being.
"Obvioulsy you DO if you FAILED your mission!" the old scientist said. All seven of them began to disguss the plan amongst themselves, as they always did. It was decided to release the second object of Project R.O.C.C. He watched as the others released the preserving liquid, and began to help it out of the tank, drying it off and getting it clothes. The mad scientist cackled to himself. "Soon, Capsule Corporation will be ours, and we will be able to realize our dream of world domination! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA-ack!!!!" he laughed, tripping over an untied shoelace and falling. The others looked at him skeptically. He whimpered. "I need a hug..." The room turned magically empty. ******************** The next day, Goten found himself walking around downtown, furious with himself. You idiot! he cursed mentally to himself, You had the perfect chance to tell Trunks how you feel, and you didn't. Stupid, stupid, stupid!! Goten stopped when he realized he was hitting his head. His stomach grumbled, and he made his way into and old-fashioned american diner. He walked over to the bar at the front, and sat down on a stool beside a girl with buns in her blond hair, and two lond pigtails. She was sipping on a milkshake, and from all the glasses around her, it looked like it wasn't her first.
"Wow, you sure do eat a lot," he commented. She looked over at him, setting her huge blue eyes on him.
"And what are you implying on mister?" She asked, narrowing her eyes at him. Goten waved his hands in front of his face.
"Nothing, miss!" he said, sweatdropping. Suddently, his eyes caught a sweet-looking tart in the glass, and it was the only one left. Unfortunately, the certain sailor girl reached for it first, and she smiled at him. Goten growled. When the person at the counter came around, he shoved her hand with payment out of the way and bought it for himself.
"Hey!" she yelled as Goten grabbed the tart out of her hands. She pulled on his hands to unclasp them, and dug her nails into the poor half saiyajin's wrist. He yelped at the pain, and dropped the tart on the floor, where it broke. In their struggle, they had knocked the girl's empty glasses onto the floor as well, where they shattered around their feet, halting them instantly. They both gasped. "See what you did?!" the girl yelled.
"I didn't do it! You did!" Goten shouted back. They both growled at each other until a huge waitor came around and, seeing the mess they made, growled and grabbed them by the shirts, kicking them out of the store. They both fell with a loug thunp on their rear ends.
"Oww that hurt!" the girl wailed, and began to cry. Goten, recovering faster, stood up and offered her his hand. She looked at it, instantly stopping her tears, and grabbed his hand, standing up as well.
"Look, I'm sorry miss. We got off to a bad start. My name's Goten," he said, smiling slighty.
"Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm Usagi. Look, do you wanna go to another restaurant to find some food? I didn't really like theirs anyways."
"Sure, I love food!" Goten said as he followed Usagi down the busy streets of the city. They soon found a small restaurant, said to have killer burgers, and went in and sat at a booth.
"So, what brings you around these joints?" Usagi asked him while drinking a soda.
"Oh, nothing really. I'm trying to avoid someone today."
"Really? Who?"
"My best friend." Goten said as the waitor came around to take their order, fainting at the amount of food they wanted.
"Why? What happened?" Usagi said, eyeing the waitor on the ground as he was hauled away by two other people.
"Well, you see... I really like him a lot, like love him like. And I totally made a fool of myself yesterday, so I need to find a way to get closer to him, but I don't know how." The pretty girl rubbed her chin, taking this all in and thinking it over. Suddently, she beamed.
"I got it! I have your solution!" Serena dug deep down into her purse, piling up all sorts of makeup and papers from it on the table. She giggled when she pulled out a beautiful pink pen. Goten's face fell. "Okay, this is what will take all your problems away!"
"Umm... a pen?"
"A disguise pen! It has the power to change you into anything you want! So, I figured you wanna get close to this male-friend of yours, so, use this to dress up as a girl and go out on some dates with him! But don't tell anyone about this, it's a secret!" She smiled, and Goten fell out of his seat.
"You want me to dress up in drag?" Goten asked rather loudly, making odd looks come his way. Usagi pulled him up and sushed him.
"Sssh! Be quiet idiot! Yes, that's the plan. He won't notice with this baby. It's magic. Do you believe in magic?" Usagi asked him, twirling the pen in her fingers. Goten nodded. The meal came shortly, and the two ate faster than you could say hello, and the waiter had to be rushed to the hospital for back surgery. They paid the bill, and they both cried at their now dusty, empty wallets.Usagi and Goten made their way out of the store, and ran into an alley. Serena held the pen up high in the air.
"Now what?" Goten asked, a little skeptical.
"Watch and learn!" She said, before closing her eyes and concentrating. "Disguise power! Change my friend Goten into the hottest looking brunette girl around!" Suddently, Goten began to glow, and he fell over in shock. When the light faded away, Usagi toppled over with laughter. "Oh my god you look ridiculous!!!" She squeaked, holding her stomach and crying, it was so funny. Goten raised an eyebrow, before getting up. He suddently felt much taller, raised off the ground. He walked wobbily out of the alley, looked into a glass window and screamed.
"AAAAH! I'M A WOMAN!" He hollored at the top of his lungs. The reflection showed a pretty young girl with sharp features and big, curly black hair. She was wearing a very lowcut black tanktop that revealed her muscled arms and rather flat chest. Her legs were covered by a tight fitting red mini skirt, and her feet were strapped in high black stilettoes with bronze detailing. Goten groaned. "Oh my god, I'm a woman," he repeated. Usagi finally emerged from the alley, still holding onto her stomach.
"Ohh my, you look hot!" she said, giggling.
"How am I gonna pull this off? I still have the same build as before! I look like a man in drag!" Goten wailed, rubbing his biceps.
"Well, you are in drag, after all." Usagi replied, giggling still.
"How long will this last?" he asked, beginning to become frantic as other men where whistling at him. He finally jumped behind the safety of Serena when his butt was pinched.
"Just for today. If you sleep, it will wear off.'' Goten sighed, afraid it would have lasted forever. Then he panicked.
"Only today! Man, I gotta go! I have to meet up with Trunks, now!" He quickly said goodbye to Usagi, saying he owed her, and began the ever-difficult task of running in high heels. Once he tripped, his now longer legs not use to the added height. Serena, watching this, doubled over with amusement. It was a funny sight to see a beautiful, built girl who ran like her legs were rubber. Goten finally gave up, running into an alley and taking off in the air. Dende-sama, if Trunks found out, I'm as good as dead! With that in mind, he flew down, and pushed his power level down to 5 to not be able to be sensed by her friend or his father. This in turn caused his muscles to reduce greatly, giving him a normal looking frame. He groaned. Trunks is bad enough, but Vegeta? I'll kill myself before that, thanks. ******************** Back at Capule Corp, a certain saiyajin princess was "gracefully" rolling aroung on the ground like a pig in mud, clutching her belly with laughter. Pan was blushing, wide eyed, shocked and furious at the same time.
"Goten-kun... a................ woman?" Pan voiced quietly as laugh after laugh erupted from Bra's mouth.
"Ohh man, that's... hahaha... so funny! I can see it now!" Bra said, very amused at the thought. Pan growled. The idea of her uncle as her AUNT didn't quite settle with her. The raven haired teen turned and glared at her friend behind her, who was still making a hell lot of noise.
"Shut up! It's not funny!" She snapped. Bra slowly begain to calm down, groaning and rolling on her stomach. She flicked some loose strands of hair out of her face, that huge grin still plastered on her face.
"This writer is bad! If someone wrote up me as a guy, I'd drag 'em into a dark alley and shoot 'em." Bra said, making a gun shape with her hand. She reached over, and grabbed the story that was in front of Pan. "I have to see what happens next!"
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