Sorry for all the wait. I wanted to see if two people wanted the same
person, but everyone said someone different. I got 3 reviews and 4 ideas.
So I'll have at least 3 more chapters ready to write. Thanks to WildChild,
she was the first to give me an idea for someone to get drunk, so I'll use
her idea. Here comes Keiko!
Yuusuke was walking down the street, towards Keiko's house. It was her birthday party, so Yuusuke was carrying a gift. Hiei hopped down from a tree and landed next to Yuusuke. "Well, if it isn't my favorite three eyed demon." Yuusuke said, and kept walking. Hiei walked right along beside him, oddly enough, he also had a present for Keiko.
"Hello, detective." Hiei said, Yuusuke glanced at Hiei's gift, it rattled and clanked. Sounded like.
"Oh no Hiei. You didn't." Yuusuke said, rolling his eyes. Hiei smirked but didn't say a word. "You really have to give up your obsession, you know that?" He said, Hiei merely gave an evil grin and ran off ahead to Keiko's house.
When Yuusuke arrived, just about everyone was there already. All except Kuwabara. But Yuusuke had passed him on the way, and he had a large present. It would take him a while to get there; he was having trouble walking under the weight.
"Hi Yuusuke!" Keiko shouted and ran over to hug him. Yuusuke let her, though he seriously did not look like he was enjoying it very much. Keiko let go and grinned widely at Yuusuke, who smiled politely back.
"Hi Keiko." He said, and glanced around the room again. Kuwabara had arrived, and was now trying desperately to put the present on the table. "Uhh, why don't you let me help Kuwabara? He looks like he's having a bit of trouble with your gift." Yuusuke grinned and walked over to Kuwabara.
"Hey Urameshi! Help me with this!" He said, and Yuusuke helped him lift it onto the table.
"What'd you get her, Kuwabara? A house?" Yuusuke asked, and Kuwabara glared at him and walked away. "Wow, was I right?" He asked himself, and walked over to Hiei's present.
"Hiei appeared next to Yuusuke and looked at him. "Trying to figure out what I got her, detective?" He asked. Yuusuke looked at him and shrugged. He knew what it was, even if Hiei denied it. Keiko grinned and shouted at everyone to gather around.
"Let's see. Ooh, I think I'll open this one first." She said, pointing at Kuwabara's present. Yuusuke groaned and got up to help get the present to Keiko, he didn't feel like having to rescue anyone because Kuwabara lost control of it.
Once they had gotten it in front of Keiko, she smiled and looked at the card. It had a picture of Kuwabara on the front and he was holding a cake behind his back. Keiko opened the card and a pie (very small one mind you) flung out to hit Keiko in the face. Keiko started laughing along with everyone else, and put the card down.
"Nice card, Kuwabara. Very original." She said, and looked at the present. "Wow. A bit big, Kuwabara?" She asked, and started tearing the paper off. She got about half of it off, the gasped. "Wow, Kuwabara! A doll house!" She jumped up and tore the rest of the paper off. Kuwabara blushed slightly*
"Yeah. I made it myself, so don't mind if it. uhh. is a bit unstable." He said, and walked over to the snack table. Yuusuke grinned.
"I was right, it was a house!" He shouted, and went to go rub it in on Kuwabara. Keiko laughed and looked around. She spotted Hiei's and reached for it. There was no card, so she just went to opening it.
"Uhh, thanks Hiei. How nice, soda." She smiled slightly a put it down, Hiei ran over to Yuusuke to yell at him. After about 10 minutes of yelling, Hiei walked slowly back and put the soda in the fridge. Keiko smiled and said thanks, and looked at the rest of the presents.
"Hey, Keiko! Open mine!" Yuusuke shouted, and walked back over to watch. Keiko nodded and picked his up. The card had a picture of Yuusuke giving the peace sign on it, and inside it said.: 'Happy birthday, from your favorite friend!' Keiko smiled and looked at the present.
"I wonder what it is." She said, and proceeded to tear off the paper. When all the paper was gone she gasped, and then laughed. It was a 2 foot tall model of Yuusuke. "Yuusuke, you're a bit too obsessed with yourself." She said, and put it in the pile of everything else. After about 20 minutes, she had finished opening presents, and gone into the kitchen to get a drink. Se walked back in holding a soda can, and looked a little bleary eyed.
"Now what do we do. Oh, I know! Let's play Twister!" She said, and with that proceeded to pull out a game from the closet. Everyone except Kuwabara joined in the game. Keiko was the spinner. Keiko had drank about 3 more soda's, which was odd for her, since she usually didn't drink any more than one can of soda a day.
"Uhh, Yuusuke, right foot green." She said, and giggled. Kuwabara turned around and looked at the board.
"Actually, Urameshi has to go to left hand yellow." He said, and turned back around to watch the movie. Keiko nodded and said that Kuwabara must be right. Yuusuke did so, and then fell over, on top of Botan and Hiei. Hiei sped away from the game and Botan merely yelled at Yuusuke. He rubbed the back of his neck and walked over to sit next to Keiko.
"Geez, some people. Hey Keiko, what's wrong?" He asked, as he saw the look on her face. It was slightly crest fallen, yet happy. Keiko giggled madly and hugged Yuusuke, who backed up slightly.
"I love you, Yuusuke." She said, and leaned her head on his chest. He grinned slightly and pushed her off. "What's wrong Yuusuke?" She asked, and followed him out of the room.
"Nothing, Keiko. Nothing at all. Your just scaring me a little." He said, and shifted nervously. Keiko grinned and walked up to him as a black flash could be seen for a split second, then vanished.
"But Yuusuke, don't you like me?" She said, and stepped directly in front of him. He nodded and backed in to the wall. Keiko grinned and kissed him. He fell over sideways (he was against a wall, he couldn't fall backwards!) and landed on a bucket containing soup.
Keiko grinned and sat on his stomach. She leaned forwards and licked the soup off his face. Yuusuke gave a disgusted looked a slipped out from underneath her. She laughed slightly and followed him back to the living room. He glared at her and jumped over the couch and landed next the Kuwabara.
"A little help here?" He asked and then jumped away again as Keiko flung herself at him. She grabbed his leg and he tripped and fell over. Keiko laughed insanely and began kissing him again. Yuusuke grimaced and just sat there. Keiko eventually got worn out and rolled over off him. He sighed and got up.
"Well, I think I'll leave now." He said and walked for the door. Botan stepped in his way.
"Oh no you don't, cutie." She said and grinned evilly. Yuusuke glared over at where Hiei was standing, and then noted an empty soda can in Botan's hand. Botan smiled and fell onto Yuusuke who, fell back and looked up at her.
"Uhh, Botan, are you alright?" He asked, and backed p as she moved closer.
"Just fine, Yuusuke. Though you might not be after I'm finished." She said, and placed one foot on his chest. He just stared at it and stopped moving. Botan grinned and walked over above him, and sat down on his chest. Yuusuke turned away and glared again at Hiei, who just stood there and laughed.
"I'm gonna kill you, you stupid demon!" He said, and went to say something else, but his words were cut off by Botan's fist. Botan giggled madly and got up and stepped back. Yuusuke spit out a tooth and glared at her.
"You've gone mad, Botan!" he shouted, and she sat down next to him and started playing with his hair. He grimaced again and just stared at the wall. Botan suddenly toppled over and threw up all over the floor. Hiei grimaced this time and shook his head.
"I guess females can't hold it in." he said, and motioned to a small grayish green puddle near an unconscious Keiko.
"Great, now what? Hiei, you are such a kiisama!" he said, and got up to leave. Hiei merely grinned again, and started to clean up the mess. Yuusuke stormed out of the house and down the street. He would never look at Hiei again, if it meant not seeing his friends.
"Stupid demon. needs a psychiatrist. should learn to be obsessed with something else. I mean, why not be obsessed with something less dangerous, like cake or sugar. Wait bad idea. Hiei's scary enough as it is. Don't need him to be sugar high, too." Yuusuke continued on mumbling until he reached home, where he collapsed on the bed and fell straight asleep.
How'd ya like it? I thought it was a bit long. I ran out of idea for how they should act, so I just put this. It isn't as funny as I would have liked but. Oh, the translation for kiisama is bastard. I like the word Kiisama better than saying straight out bastard, so I put that instead. Well, I also Thank Darkflame (I think that's it.) for her ideas and reviews. Review and I'll give you another chapter!
Yuusuke was walking down the street, towards Keiko's house. It was her birthday party, so Yuusuke was carrying a gift. Hiei hopped down from a tree and landed next to Yuusuke. "Well, if it isn't my favorite three eyed demon." Yuusuke said, and kept walking. Hiei walked right along beside him, oddly enough, he also had a present for Keiko.
"Hello, detective." Hiei said, Yuusuke glanced at Hiei's gift, it rattled and clanked. Sounded like.
"Oh no Hiei. You didn't." Yuusuke said, rolling his eyes. Hiei smirked but didn't say a word. "You really have to give up your obsession, you know that?" He said, Hiei merely gave an evil grin and ran off ahead to Keiko's house.
When Yuusuke arrived, just about everyone was there already. All except Kuwabara. But Yuusuke had passed him on the way, and he had a large present. It would take him a while to get there; he was having trouble walking under the weight.
"Hi Yuusuke!" Keiko shouted and ran over to hug him. Yuusuke let her, though he seriously did not look like he was enjoying it very much. Keiko let go and grinned widely at Yuusuke, who smiled politely back.
"Hi Keiko." He said, and glanced around the room again. Kuwabara had arrived, and was now trying desperately to put the present on the table. "Uhh, why don't you let me help Kuwabara? He looks like he's having a bit of trouble with your gift." Yuusuke grinned and walked over to Kuwabara.
"Hey Urameshi! Help me with this!" He said, and Yuusuke helped him lift it onto the table.
"What'd you get her, Kuwabara? A house?" Yuusuke asked, and Kuwabara glared at him and walked away. "Wow, was I right?" He asked himself, and walked over to Hiei's present.
"Hiei appeared next to Yuusuke and looked at him. "Trying to figure out what I got her, detective?" He asked. Yuusuke looked at him and shrugged. He knew what it was, even if Hiei denied it. Keiko grinned and shouted at everyone to gather around.
"Let's see. Ooh, I think I'll open this one first." She said, pointing at Kuwabara's present. Yuusuke groaned and got up to help get the present to Keiko, he didn't feel like having to rescue anyone because Kuwabara lost control of it.
Once they had gotten it in front of Keiko, she smiled and looked at the card. It had a picture of Kuwabara on the front and he was holding a cake behind his back. Keiko opened the card and a pie (very small one mind you) flung out to hit Keiko in the face. Keiko started laughing along with everyone else, and put the card down.
"Nice card, Kuwabara. Very original." She said, and looked at the present. "Wow. A bit big, Kuwabara?" She asked, and started tearing the paper off. She got about half of it off, the gasped. "Wow, Kuwabara! A doll house!" She jumped up and tore the rest of the paper off. Kuwabara blushed slightly*
"Yeah. I made it myself, so don't mind if it. uhh. is a bit unstable." He said, and walked over to the snack table. Yuusuke grinned.
"I was right, it was a house!" He shouted, and went to go rub it in on Kuwabara. Keiko laughed and looked around. She spotted Hiei's and reached for it. There was no card, so she just went to opening it.
"Uhh, thanks Hiei. How nice, soda." She smiled slightly a put it down, Hiei ran over to Yuusuke to yell at him. After about 10 minutes of yelling, Hiei walked slowly back and put the soda in the fridge. Keiko smiled and said thanks, and looked at the rest of the presents.
"Hey, Keiko! Open mine!" Yuusuke shouted, and walked back over to watch. Keiko nodded and picked his up. The card had a picture of Yuusuke giving the peace sign on it, and inside it said.: 'Happy birthday, from your favorite friend!' Keiko smiled and looked at the present.
"I wonder what it is." She said, and proceeded to tear off the paper. When all the paper was gone she gasped, and then laughed. It was a 2 foot tall model of Yuusuke. "Yuusuke, you're a bit too obsessed with yourself." She said, and put it in the pile of everything else. After about 20 minutes, she had finished opening presents, and gone into the kitchen to get a drink. Se walked back in holding a soda can, and looked a little bleary eyed.
"Now what do we do. Oh, I know! Let's play Twister!" She said, and with that proceeded to pull out a game from the closet. Everyone except Kuwabara joined in the game. Keiko was the spinner. Keiko had drank about 3 more soda's, which was odd for her, since she usually didn't drink any more than one can of soda a day.
"Uhh, Yuusuke, right foot green." She said, and giggled. Kuwabara turned around and looked at the board.
"Actually, Urameshi has to go to left hand yellow." He said, and turned back around to watch the movie. Keiko nodded and said that Kuwabara must be right. Yuusuke did so, and then fell over, on top of Botan and Hiei. Hiei sped away from the game and Botan merely yelled at Yuusuke. He rubbed the back of his neck and walked over to sit next to Keiko.
"Geez, some people. Hey Keiko, what's wrong?" He asked, as he saw the look on her face. It was slightly crest fallen, yet happy. Keiko giggled madly and hugged Yuusuke, who backed up slightly.
"I love you, Yuusuke." She said, and leaned her head on his chest. He grinned slightly and pushed her off. "What's wrong Yuusuke?" She asked, and followed him out of the room.
"Nothing, Keiko. Nothing at all. Your just scaring me a little." He said, and shifted nervously. Keiko grinned and walked up to him as a black flash could be seen for a split second, then vanished.
"But Yuusuke, don't you like me?" She said, and stepped directly in front of him. He nodded and backed in to the wall. Keiko grinned and kissed him. He fell over sideways (he was against a wall, he couldn't fall backwards!) and landed on a bucket containing soup.
Keiko grinned and sat on his stomach. She leaned forwards and licked the soup off his face. Yuusuke gave a disgusted looked a slipped out from underneath her. She laughed slightly and followed him back to the living room. He glared at her and jumped over the couch and landed next the Kuwabara.
"A little help here?" He asked and then jumped away again as Keiko flung herself at him. She grabbed his leg and he tripped and fell over. Keiko laughed insanely and began kissing him again. Yuusuke grimaced and just sat there. Keiko eventually got worn out and rolled over off him. He sighed and got up.
"Well, I think I'll leave now." He said and walked for the door. Botan stepped in his way.
"Oh no you don't, cutie." She said and grinned evilly. Yuusuke glared over at where Hiei was standing, and then noted an empty soda can in Botan's hand. Botan smiled and fell onto Yuusuke who, fell back and looked up at her.
"Uhh, Botan, are you alright?" He asked, and backed p as she moved closer.
"Just fine, Yuusuke. Though you might not be after I'm finished." She said, and placed one foot on his chest. He just stared at it and stopped moving. Botan grinned and walked over above him, and sat down on his chest. Yuusuke turned away and glared again at Hiei, who just stood there and laughed.
"I'm gonna kill you, you stupid demon!" He said, and went to say something else, but his words were cut off by Botan's fist. Botan giggled madly and got up and stepped back. Yuusuke spit out a tooth and glared at her.
"You've gone mad, Botan!" he shouted, and she sat down next to him and started playing with his hair. He grimaced again and just stared at the wall. Botan suddenly toppled over and threw up all over the floor. Hiei grimaced this time and shook his head.
"I guess females can't hold it in." he said, and motioned to a small grayish green puddle near an unconscious Keiko.
"Great, now what? Hiei, you are such a kiisama!" he said, and got up to leave. Hiei merely grinned again, and started to clean up the mess. Yuusuke stormed out of the house and down the street. He would never look at Hiei again, if it meant not seeing his friends.
"Stupid demon. needs a psychiatrist. should learn to be obsessed with something else. I mean, why not be obsessed with something less dangerous, like cake or sugar. Wait bad idea. Hiei's scary enough as it is. Don't need him to be sugar high, too." Yuusuke continued on mumbling until he reached home, where he collapsed on the bed and fell straight asleep.
How'd ya like it? I thought it was a bit long. I ran out of idea for how they should act, so I just put this. It isn't as funny as I would have liked but. Oh, the translation for kiisama is bastard. I like the word Kiisama better than saying straight out bastard, so I put that instead. Well, I also Thank Darkflame (I think that's it.) for her ideas and reviews. Review and I'll give you another chapter!