Yep, that's right; I decided to make another chapter... I was watching TV
when I got the idea for this one... Hope you like it!
Yuusuke sighed, walking down the road, the annoying penguin sitting on his head contentedly.
"Hey Yuusuke!" A girl shouted, chasing after him. He paused and looked back, seeing his friend JB.
"Hi JB." he said. JB grinned, then glanced up at Puu, who seemed to be wobbling unsteadily.
"What's up with Puu?" She asked. Puu fell off Yuusuke's head and JB caught him quickly.
"Hiei happened to him." JB blinked at him.
"So, now there's a drunk... Penguin, to look out for? What's the worst he could do?" Puu suddenly 'puu'ed and fluttered back onto Yuusuke's head, rocking back and forth slightly, bouncing a little also. Yuusuke blinked a couple times, then he nearly fell over.
"Ew, Puu, get off my head!" He shouted, waving his arms frantically.
"What's wrong?" JB asked slowly, almost not wanting to know.
"Agh! He's humping my head! He's gonna turn into Karasu and rape my hair!" Yuusuke said; his eyes closed in a disgusted face, trying to force Puu off his head. JB couldn't help but laugh. She and her friend were just thinking about Puu doing something like that a few days ago.
"Puuuu!" Puu said, in an odd sounding voice. As odd as this sounds, the 'puu' was slightly slurred and sounded... sensual. Yuusuke tried harder to get the blue Spirit Beast of his head. JB laughed harder.
"JB, get it off me!" He shouted. JB stopped laughing long enough the grab Puu's ears/wings and pull as hard as she could. Eventually Puu fell off, landing on JB's face. She sweatdropped.
"Oh great..." She muttered in a voice muffled by the small blue penguin- like thing. Now it was Yuusuke's turn to laugh. Puu sidled off her face, sitting on her forehead looking at Yuusuke. He wobbled, then flew back over and sat on Yuusuke's head.
"Not again..." He groaned, looking up at the now rocking Puu. "This is so embarrassing. My head is being molested by a penguin..."
"Tell me if you have any furry blue Puu's as children!" JB said, grinning. Yuusuke frowned slightly at her.
"Oh aren't you nice..." He muttered at JB, again trying to get Puu off. He even tried ducking his under the water of a nearby duck pond. It didn't work... Puu continued humping his head, 'puu'ing happily.
"Gomen nasai, Yuu-koi, but this is just too funny..." She answered him, hiding her mouth with her hand to try to stop the flow of giggles.
"Well I don't find it funny!"
"Maybe next time you feed that thing, you should check what you're giving it." Said a familiar voice from behind him. Yuusuke turned around to see Hiei smirking at him.
"I didn't give Puu anything to drink, you did." Yuusuke said, glaring slightly. Hiei shrugged, disappearing from view. "Argh, how long is this gonna take? How long does it take for alcohol to get through a thing this size's system?" JB thought on that question for a second.
"Well, I can't remember what my book said about that, but it will take longer depending on how much he drank..." She paused, thinking. "But the effects started sooner because Puu's small, so they should wear off sooner... I think..." She tried to remember what her book, "Alcoholism, It's Causes and Cure", had said.
"You think?!" Yuusuke asked, exasperated. "Oh great, so he'll either be sober soon, or he'll stay drunk for an hour?" Yuusuke sat down heavily on the ground, glaring at a rock in front of him. "Greeeaaaat..." JB sat down next to him, being sure to stay clear of Puu's movements.
"Don't worry, it'll be over eventually..." Just then Puu shouted, tensing up, and then fell backwards off Yuusuke's head, breathing hard, each out breath sounding like a quiet 'puu'. Yuusuke sweatdropped, glancing up at his hair to make sure it wasn't white.
"Oh, don't I feel special. My inner self just molested my hair..." He muttered. JB laughed again, and this time Yuusuke whacked her, shutting her up for the time being. JB handed him some hair gel, and walked away laughing her head off.
That was awesome! I thought that chapter was funny! XD It was also really demented, but... Hey, what story by a demented writer isn't demented? *Puu walks out from behind a door and hops on her head* *nearly screams* AAAGGGHHH! It's the Michael Jackson penguin! *knocks Puu off her head and runs away, Yuusuke also walking out from behind the door, laughing slightly.* Yuusuke~ that's what you get... *grins and waves goodbye to everyone* Wait! OMG, wait! That book that is mentioned is a real book that I do not own! Just had to mention that.. ^^;;; Okay, now you can review...
Yuusuke sighed, walking down the road, the annoying penguin sitting on his head contentedly.
"Hey Yuusuke!" A girl shouted, chasing after him. He paused and looked back, seeing his friend JB.
"Hi JB." he said. JB grinned, then glanced up at Puu, who seemed to be wobbling unsteadily.
"What's up with Puu?" She asked. Puu fell off Yuusuke's head and JB caught him quickly.
"Hiei happened to him." JB blinked at him.
"So, now there's a drunk... Penguin, to look out for? What's the worst he could do?" Puu suddenly 'puu'ed and fluttered back onto Yuusuke's head, rocking back and forth slightly, bouncing a little also. Yuusuke blinked a couple times, then he nearly fell over.
"Ew, Puu, get off my head!" He shouted, waving his arms frantically.
"What's wrong?" JB asked slowly, almost not wanting to know.
"Agh! He's humping my head! He's gonna turn into Karasu and rape my hair!" Yuusuke said; his eyes closed in a disgusted face, trying to force Puu off his head. JB couldn't help but laugh. She and her friend were just thinking about Puu doing something like that a few days ago.
"Puuuu!" Puu said, in an odd sounding voice. As odd as this sounds, the 'puu' was slightly slurred and sounded... sensual. Yuusuke tried harder to get the blue Spirit Beast of his head. JB laughed harder.
"JB, get it off me!" He shouted. JB stopped laughing long enough the grab Puu's ears/wings and pull as hard as she could. Eventually Puu fell off, landing on JB's face. She sweatdropped.
"Oh great..." She muttered in a voice muffled by the small blue penguin- like thing. Now it was Yuusuke's turn to laugh. Puu sidled off her face, sitting on her forehead looking at Yuusuke. He wobbled, then flew back over and sat on Yuusuke's head.
"Not again..." He groaned, looking up at the now rocking Puu. "This is so embarrassing. My head is being molested by a penguin..."
"Tell me if you have any furry blue Puu's as children!" JB said, grinning. Yuusuke frowned slightly at her.
"Oh aren't you nice..." He muttered at JB, again trying to get Puu off. He even tried ducking his under the water of a nearby duck pond. It didn't work... Puu continued humping his head, 'puu'ing happily.
"Gomen nasai, Yuu-koi, but this is just too funny..." She answered him, hiding her mouth with her hand to try to stop the flow of giggles.
"Well I don't find it funny!"
"Maybe next time you feed that thing, you should check what you're giving it." Said a familiar voice from behind him. Yuusuke turned around to see Hiei smirking at him.
"I didn't give Puu anything to drink, you did." Yuusuke said, glaring slightly. Hiei shrugged, disappearing from view. "Argh, how long is this gonna take? How long does it take for alcohol to get through a thing this size's system?" JB thought on that question for a second.
"Well, I can't remember what my book said about that, but it will take longer depending on how much he drank..." She paused, thinking. "But the effects started sooner because Puu's small, so they should wear off sooner... I think..." She tried to remember what her book, "Alcoholism, It's Causes and Cure", had said.
"You think?!" Yuusuke asked, exasperated. "Oh great, so he'll either be sober soon, or he'll stay drunk for an hour?" Yuusuke sat down heavily on the ground, glaring at a rock in front of him. "Greeeaaaat..." JB sat down next to him, being sure to stay clear of Puu's movements.
"Don't worry, it'll be over eventually..." Just then Puu shouted, tensing up, and then fell backwards off Yuusuke's head, breathing hard, each out breath sounding like a quiet 'puu'. Yuusuke sweatdropped, glancing up at his hair to make sure it wasn't white.
"Oh, don't I feel special. My inner self just molested my hair..." He muttered. JB laughed again, and this time Yuusuke whacked her, shutting her up for the time being. JB handed him some hair gel, and walked away laughing her head off.
That was awesome! I thought that chapter was funny! XD It was also really demented, but... Hey, what story by a demented writer isn't demented? *Puu walks out from behind a door and hops on her head* *nearly screams* AAAGGGHHH! It's the Michael Jackson penguin! *knocks Puu off her head and runs away, Yuusuke also walking out from behind the door, laughing slightly.* Yuusuke~ that's what you get... *grins and waves goodbye to everyone* Wait! OMG, wait! That book that is mentioned is a real book that I do not own! Just had to mention that.. ^^;;; Okay, now you can review...