Beth: HI! Okay, this is my FIRST fan fiction, and I was bored and did it at
school during my break that I have between some classes.
(Sighs) Okay... here we go...
A-hem....
I do not own any of the characters here... wait, I own myself....
Vincent: No you don't, I bought your soul for a quarter, remeber?
Beth: Oh yeah, I wanted a can of soda pop.... (grabs the coke and drinks it down in one gulp) Ah, that was so worth my soul.... carbonated caffinated goodness... ahh.....
Vincent: Er...
Beth: Where was I? Oh yeah, I don't own any Final Fantasy Seven character, although I do wish I did own one or two....
Vincent: One or two? Who else would you own beside cute loveable me?
Beth: Hush! Back in the story!!! You will ruin the other fan fictions for them that DO have points, unlike this one.
Vincent: (sighs and looks at her) Hurry up, I want to get back to the other one you are working on....
Beth: You mean 'Horrors' Or Complete and Utter nonsense?
Vincent: which one do I get to marry you in again?
Beth: You are giving away the plot! (smacks at him)
Vincent: EEP!
Beth: (sighs) I am going to put up Horrors next. Then maybe Frozen heat.
Vincent: Frozen Heat.. doesn't that have Kukarui in it?
Nanaki: (looking around) Where is she anyway?
Beth: She is going to be in this story too, IF you two would just behave and let me finish my disclaimer!
Vincent: sorry....
Nanaki: Yeesh, sorry...
Beth: Finally, now, where was I? Oh, Yeah, I do not own any Final Fantasy Charater, so don't sue me or anything because I am just trying to have a little fun here.
Vincent: And you can't sue her becaue you wouldn't get anything. I have her soul.
Beth: (sniff) You bought it for a quarter...
Boredom...
Beth, Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Vincent, Nanaki, Barret, Cid and Yuffie are walking along towards Kalm.
Beth: (looking around) Did I forget someone?
Cait Sith: (running up from behind) ME!
Beth: (looks at him) GIANT RABID TOY!!! KILL IT!!! (takes her dagger and starts to run towards Cait)
Cait Sith: eep! (runs and hides behind Tifa)
Beth: (laughs) Cait, how could I forget you? You are so damned annoying!
Yuffie: (grabs Cait from his mog) Good kitty!
Cait: (screams then smothered by the sixteen-year-old's hugs)
Beth: (looking around) We have been walking forever....
Cloud: I can see two soft, huge mountains!
Tifa: (smacks him) For the last time, quit looking at my boobs!
Cloud: (looks up at Tifa's face) Sorry Teef....
Cid: I hav' been walkin' fer miles 'n' miles 'n' my legs 're gettin' sore! An' I am gettin' outta breath! (weeze, weeze)
Beth: (looks at Cid) Maybe if you didn't smoke so much, you wouldn't be out of breath!
Cid: (grabs a cig) Thanks for reminding me, I haven't smoked in two and a half minutes!
Beth: (wondering aloud) How does he sleep?
Vincent: (points) We have an enemy starting to attack us!
Beth: (sighs) Okay, Okay.... (looks at Cloud) ATTACK!!!
*(Cool fight scene)*
Vincent: (casting Haste All) There guys! Just be care-
Beth: (gets hit in the head with a large clock) du-HH! (confused)
Cloud: (gets hit on the head with a large clock too) ouch! (confused)
Nanaki: (falls over, out cold)
Cid: (looking at Vincent) Be car'ful wit' dat goddamned thing, ya stupid shit! (dodges his own flying clock)
Beth: (looks at the enemy, a simple bug) Are you my mommy? (confused)
Cloud: (looking around) Mommy? Where's mommy!!! MOMMY! I CAN'T FIND MY DIAPER MOMMY!!!!
Vincent: (smacks himself in the head)
Bug: A-hem? Are you guys going to attack me now or what?
Aeris: (sighs) Here, (attacks with Ice) ARE WE HAPPY???
Bug: (as he is dying) Yes. Thank you.
Beth: (still confused, looking at Vincent) Hello.... do you know where the pony rides are?
Vincent: (looks at her) . . . . .
Cloud: (bites onto Nanaki's leg) CHICKEN!
Nanaki: (wakes up) What the f-- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Get him off of me!!!
Barret: (looking around) What just happened?
Aeris: (pulls Cloud off of Nanaki's leg)
Beth: (Back to normal) Whatever do you mean?
Vincent: (sighs) Guys, this is just a publicity stunt for Beth
Beth: No. This is to make sure I know how to post my beautiful work on FanFiction.net.
Everyone: Huh?
Beth: Forget that....
Everyone: *Forgets*
Beth: now, onto Kalm!
Cloud: (looking at Script) THAT was my line, you stole it!
Beth: (holds up eraser and erases Cloud's name from the line and pencils in her own there) Hmm... now, ON TO KALM!!!
Cloud: (pouts) I know that was my line.... (sniffle) She never lets me have any fun....
Beth: (punts Cloud into Kalm) THERE! Is that fun!?
Cloud: (as he is flying out of sight) Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: We have to go get him....
Beth: (nods)
Barret: Le's git a-goin' now....
The group walks off into the setting sun.
A/N;
Vincent: What a pointless bunch of fluff this was....
Yuffie: Vinny!
Vincent: oh no....
Beth: (growls at her) Back... stay back... he isn't a pedifile... or however you spell that dang word....
Yuffie: He just dropped his gun back there, that is all... (hands him the gun and walks out)
Vincent: (looks at the gun) I think I should keep this close by, Yuffie is dangerous.
Beth: she has a crush on you, how sweet that is!
Vincent: So, did this whole 'bored' story thing work?
Beth: yes, now I can go work on Horrors as soon as I get home from work!
Vincent: What chapter are you on?
Beth: (counts) I think Part 3 chapter 10, it's almost done.... I do want to finish it so much
Vincent: and Complete and Utter nonsense?
Beth: I don't think I will post that, unless I revise it
Vincent: And your new one? Frozen Heat? With Kukarui?
Beth: AH, that one I will finish, but it will be heavy lemon
Vincent: isn't horror lemon?
Beth: yes, and a little dark Yaoi too....
Vincent: (shudders) Who? may I be so bold to ask....
Beth: (looks at him) We should let the people read it,
Vincent: (gulps) me?! I don't want to get--
Beth: Hush, it's part of the story, and you get your revenge.... now hush! TO THE BATMOBILE!!!
Vincent: Yes! To the BATMOBILE!!!
Beth: Just a note, (jumps into the batmobile and buckles her seatbelt) Please R&R my pointless storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Vincent: (takes off)
End.
(Sighs) Okay... here we go...
A-hem....
I do not own any of the characters here... wait, I own myself....
Vincent: No you don't, I bought your soul for a quarter, remeber?
Beth: Oh yeah, I wanted a can of soda pop.... (grabs the coke and drinks it down in one gulp) Ah, that was so worth my soul.... carbonated caffinated goodness... ahh.....
Vincent: Er...
Beth: Where was I? Oh yeah, I don't own any Final Fantasy Seven character, although I do wish I did own one or two....
Vincent: One or two? Who else would you own beside cute loveable me?
Beth: Hush! Back in the story!!! You will ruin the other fan fictions for them that DO have points, unlike this one.
Vincent: (sighs and looks at her) Hurry up, I want to get back to the other one you are working on....
Beth: You mean 'Horrors' Or Complete and Utter nonsense?
Vincent: which one do I get to marry you in again?
Beth: You are giving away the plot! (smacks at him)
Vincent: EEP!
Beth: (sighs) I am going to put up Horrors next. Then maybe Frozen heat.
Vincent: Frozen Heat.. doesn't that have Kukarui in it?
Nanaki: (looking around) Where is she anyway?
Beth: She is going to be in this story too, IF you two would just behave and let me finish my disclaimer!
Vincent: sorry....
Nanaki: Yeesh, sorry...
Beth: Finally, now, where was I? Oh, Yeah, I do not own any Final Fantasy Charater, so don't sue me or anything because I am just trying to have a little fun here.
Vincent: And you can't sue her becaue you wouldn't get anything. I have her soul.
Beth: (sniff) You bought it for a quarter...
Boredom...
Beth, Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Vincent, Nanaki, Barret, Cid and Yuffie are walking along towards Kalm.
Beth: (looking around) Did I forget someone?
Cait Sith: (running up from behind) ME!
Beth: (looks at him) GIANT RABID TOY!!! KILL IT!!! (takes her dagger and starts to run towards Cait)
Cait Sith: eep! (runs and hides behind Tifa)
Beth: (laughs) Cait, how could I forget you? You are so damned annoying!
Yuffie: (grabs Cait from his mog) Good kitty!
Cait: (screams then smothered by the sixteen-year-old's hugs)
Beth: (looking around) We have been walking forever....
Cloud: I can see two soft, huge mountains!
Tifa: (smacks him) For the last time, quit looking at my boobs!
Cloud: (looks up at Tifa's face) Sorry Teef....
Cid: I hav' been walkin' fer miles 'n' miles 'n' my legs 're gettin' sore! An' I am gettin' outta breath! (weeze, weeze)
Beth: (looks at Cid) Maybe if you didn't smoke so much, you wouldn't be out of breath!
Cid: (grabs a cig) Thanks for reminding me, I haven't smoked in two and a half minutes!
Beth: (wondering aloud) How does he sleep?
Vincent: (points) We have an enemy starting to attack us!
Beth: (sighs) Okay, Okay.... (looks at Cloud) ATTACK!!!
*(Cool fight scene)*
Vincent: (casting Haste All) There guys! Just be care-
Beth: (gets hit in the head with a large clock) du-HH! (confused)
Cloud: (gets hit on the head with a large clock too) ouch! (confused)
Nanaki: (falls over, out cold)
Cid: (looking at Vincent) Be car'ful wit' dat goddamned thing, ya stupid shit! (dodges his own flying clock)
Beth: (looks at the enemy, a simple bug) Are you my mommy? (confused)
Cloud: (looking around) Mommy? Where's mommy!!! MOMMY! I CAN'T FIND MY DIAPER MOMMY!!!!
Vincent: (smacks himself in the head)
Bug: A-hem? Are you guys going to attack me now or what?
Aeris: (sighs) Here, (attacks with Ice) ARE WE HAPPY???
Bug: (as he is dying) Yes. Thank you.
Beth: (still confused, looking at Vincent) Hello.... do you know where the pony rides are?
Vincent: (looks at her) . . . . .
Cloud: (bites onto Nanaki's leg) CHICKEN!
Nanaki: (wakes up) What the f-- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Get him off of me!!!
Barret: (looking around) What just happened?
Aeris: (pulls Cloud off of Nanaki's leg)
Beth: (Back to normal) Whatever do you mean?
Vincent: (sighs) Guys, this is just a publicity stunt for Beth
Beth: No. This is to make sure I know how to post my beautiful work on FanFiction.net.
Everyone: Huh?
Beth: Forget that....
Everyone: *Forgets*
Beth: now, onto Kalm!
Cloud: (looking at Script) THAT was my line, you stole it!
Beth: (holds up eraser and erases Cloud's name from the line and pencils in her own there) Hmm... now, ON TO KALM!!!
Cloud: (pouts) I know that was my line.... (sniffle) She never lets me have any fun....
Beth: (punts Cloud into Kalm) THERE! Is that fun!?
Cloud: (as he is flying out of sight) Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: We have to go get him....
Beth: (nods)
Barret: Le's git a-goin' now....
The group walks off into the setting sun.
A/N;
Vincent: What a pointless bunch of fluff this was....
Yuffie: Vinny!
Vincent: oh no....
Beth: (growls at her) Back... stay back... he isn't a pedifile... or however you spell that dang word....
Yuffie: He just dropped his gun back there, that is all... (hands him the gun and walks out)
Vincent: (looks at the gun) I think I should keep this close by, Yuffie is dangerous.
Beth: she has a crush on you, how sweet that is!
Vincent: So, did this whole 'bored' story thing work?
Beth: yes, now I can go work on Horrors as soon as I get home from work!
Vincent: What chapter are you on?
Beth: (counts) I think Part 3 chapter 10, it's almost done.... I do want to finish it so much
Vincent: and Complete and Utter nonsense?
Beth: I don't think I will post that, unless I revise it
Vincent: And your new one? Frozen Heat? With Kukarui?
Beth: AH, that one I will finish, but it will be heavy lemon
Vincent: isn't horror lemon?
Beth: yes, and a little dark Yaoi too....
Vincent: (shudders) Who? may I be so bold to ask....
Beth: (looks at him) We should let the people read it,
Vincent: (gulps) me?! I don't want to get--
Beth: Hush, it's part of the story, and you get your revenge.... now hush! TO THE BATMOBILE!!!
Vincent: Yes! To the BATMOBILE!!!
Beth: Just a note, (jumps into the batmobile and buckles her seatbelt) Please R&R my pointless storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Vincent: (takes off)
End.