"Goten, stop running around like that! Goku, supper's read, get to the table, and bring Vegeta!! Goten, I though I tolod you to STOP RUNNING!!" ChiChi screeched, grabbing his ear painfully and yanking him down to face her.

"Yeow! 'Kassan!" Goten groaned, watching as Trunks laughed at him. Ugh, he must think I'm a total baby! He sighed, eyes raising to his angry mother's.

"Don't you 'Okaasan' me! Look what you've did to this house. It's a disaster! Until the Briefs move out, you will be at my every command!" She growled, hair dishelved and halfway out of her bun.

Goten 'eeped'. "H-hai." He inwarldly moaned, making his way to the table across from Trunks. ChiChi shook her head, quickly fixing her hair and serving the food. All beings with saiyajin blood instantly dug in, the only sounds being chewing, swallowing and burping, to the disgut of the two eldest saiyajin's wives.

"God, I will never get used to saiyajin eating habits," Bulma grimaced, slowly eating her food. Vegeta snorted, not even bothering to look at her as he spoke.

"Do not associate me with these low class fools." He scooped a large quantity of rice into his mouth, chewing a couple times as swallowing, rubbing at his mouth with a napkin. Somehow, Vegeta managed to keep his dignity while eating, unlike the younger full blooded saiyajin.

"Mmm! DjiDji, dis ish da best foog I eber ate. Ooob ealy ouwwid ursewf ish dime!" Goku spewed between mouthfuls. Vegeta frowned, smacking Goku on the back of the head.

"Kakarotto, get some manners!" He scoffed. Goku swallowed, and began to clutch his throat, face paling. He frantically shook Vegeta's shoulder, pointing to his throat. "What do you want now, baka?" Goku's eyes crossed.

"Help him Vegeta, he's choking!" Bulma yelled. Vegeta rolled his eyes, his fellow saiyajin's face turning an eerie blue. He pulled the saiyajin out of his seat along with himself, twisting Goku to face away from the table, standing to his side. He suddenly brought his knee up into Goku's stomach, hands pressed against his back to prevent him from flying up. Goku gagged, coughing up the food onto the floor.

"Thanks Vegeta, you saved my life!" Goku exclaimed, standing upright and wiping his mouth. He beamed his classic smile and moved to embrace the prince, when a powerful punch to the jaw sent him flying across the room, smashing through the wall outside.

"VEGETA!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY WALL!!" ChiChi screeched, eyes widened to an impossible size.

"VEGETA!! ARE YOU CRAZY!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO POOR SON KUN!!" Bulma hollored. The two women rushed outside, one to inspect the damage, one to assist Goku, who was dazed. Goten and Trunks looked at each other, and scrambled up the stairs to Goten's room.



Trunks bounced on Goten's bed. It was nearly as large as nice as his own, but it would do. Goten flooped beside him, as he turned on the T.V. There was some old western movie on, and after flipping through more channels, they passed a porn movie. Goten's eyebrows rose, and he quickly turned the channel, but not before Trunks noticed.

"Hey go back!" Trunks yelled. Goten turned to his friend, surprised.

"You watch that crap?"

"Sometimes. You can't tell me you don't either."

"Well, I--"

"Haha, told you." Trunks reached over and snatched the remote from his best friend, returning to the movie. Goten inwardly groaned. On the screen, two men were "going at it", to say the least. It just had to be gay porn. Trunks cocked an eyebrow.

"Well that's different," he said. Goten turned beet red. His lovely imagination was picturing not the two unknown men on scree, but him and Trunks. I'm acting like a fucking teenager! I'm more mature than this, I'm just going to have to tell Trunks.

"Ano... Trunks? Can I tell you something?" He started. He fisted his hands into his pockets to keep them from even moving.

"Sure, go ahead," he answered, eyes fixed onto the screen.

Well, now or never, Goten.

"Trunks, I'm gay."

There goes my life.

Trunks didn't even flinch. "I know," he stated simply.

"Now, listen, you're my best friend, and I don't want you to freak out, you mean so much to me that I... Nani? You know?" Goten stammered.

"Yeah."

"What the fuck!? How could you know? And you never told me!?" Trunks grinned, turning to face his friend.

"Come on Goten. You're like glass, anyone can see right through you. It's so obvious. The way you look at girls, now, I don't think most straight guys would grimace at beautiful women hanging off of his body." Trunks smirked, flicking back a stray strand of hair. Goten's mouth hung open for a second, before he slammed it shut. Silence passed between the two before Goten broke it.

"Well,excuse me, Mr. I know it all. How do I know you're not gay or something? You don't like girls hanging off you sometimes, either." Goten crossed his arms, still a little in shock at Trunks' calm reaction. He was expecting more of a , "You disgusting freak! Get the hell away from me," kind of reaction. Trunks shrugged.

"Well I am gay."

"......"

"What?"

"No fucking way!!" Goten yelled. He brust out laughing, falling over onto his back on the bed. The irony of the whole situation, piled on top of the stress he'd been under for god knows how long since he fell in love with Trunks, did him in. He continued to laugh, tears forming at the corners of his eyes, and groaned as his stomach began to ache.

"It's finally happened, Goten's gone mad." Trunks sighed, mock shaking his head as he heard his friend moan behind him, struggling to sit up.

"I c-can see why you'd be gay," Goten wheezed, wiping his right eye with the back of his hand, "I mean, with that purple hair and all." Trunks' eyes widened, turning and glaring at his counterpart.

"What's that supposed to mean!? It's hereditary idiot!" he growled. Goten just shrugged.

"I'm just saying... both your ojiisan, okaasan, and imoutosan all have blue hair..." Goten grinned. Trunks frowned. Goten had won this battle. "I thinks it's pretty, though." And with Goten's new found courage at Trunks' admission, he leaned forward, pressing eager lips to warm ones. Goten moaned against Trunks' mouth, his lips were hot, sweet, inticing, and he wanted more, needed more. Trunks' surprise made him gasp, opening his mouth for Goten's eager tongue. Goten went slow, waiting for any sigh of hesitaton, and when Trunks presented none, a shrill of excitement coursed through him. Trunks leaned back, arms going out to support his as well as Goten's weight, who had conveniently pressed against his chest.

Pulling back, Goten gasped, licking his lips. How long had he waited to kiss Trunks? He opened his eyes and watched the older man, looking at the way his long, pale brown and purple lashes created a fan against his tanned cheeks. Trunks groaned, opening his eyes of palest blue to gaze waveringly at the dark haired man. Finally, his voice returned to him.

"Mmm... God, Goten, I've waited so long for you to do that..." Trunks let his head roll back, smiling crookedly.

"You mean... you like me too?" Goten asked, dumbfound. Trunks sat up properly, a faint red staining across his nosebridge and cheekbones.

"Hehe... yeah."

"Damnit!"

"What?" Trunks' eyebrows drew together as Goten growled, tugging at his hair.

"All this time I wasted because I was too much of a chicken shit to tell you!" Goten blushed slightly. "And all I went through, too!"

"What do you mean you went through? You should hear about my life for the past few weeks!"

"Well, at least you didn't dress in drag to go on a date... Kuso!" Goten's eyebrows practically flew off his head at his slip, covering his mouth.

"What are you talking about?" Trunks asked, confused.

"You remember 'Chiten', don't you?"

"Yeah, we went on the craziest date, and she kept saying things about me that no one knows about, except..." Lighbulbs shone in the lavender hair man's eyes as he pot two and two together. "HOLY SHIT! That was YOU, Goten!?"

Goten sighed. "Yes, that was me."

Trunks practically busted his gut laughing.

Goten sighed once again, falling against the matress, bed giving away before bouncing him up slightly. Trunks gasped for breath, clawing his way across the bed to punch Goten.

"O-o-oh my G-God, you're se-serious too?" He stuttered. When Goten said nothing, Trunks was once again set into another fit.

"Shut up Trunks! It was the only way I could think of to get closer to date you!" Goten protested, throwing an arm over his eyes. Two minutes later, Trunks managed to control himself, the odd giggle popping out now an then.

"This is too much!"

Suddenly a shadow covered the raven haired man, and upon looking up, he stared into Trunks' eyes, a glint of mischief masing them.

"I though she was kind of cute, what happened?" He teased. Goten punched him in the shoulder. "Okay okay. This is what I think," he began, dipping his head, nipping Goten's pale neck, drawing a laugh from the man. "I think," a kiss to his neck, making the receiver arch, "we need to," a kiss along the jaw, "make up," a kiss on the younger man's nose, "for all this wasted time." He grinned, and licked along Goten's mouth, before sitting back, helping Goten remove his shirt. Goten sat up, slipping deft fingers up Trunks' shirt, skimming across powerfully defined muscles.

"So, who's on top?" Goten asked. Both stared at each other, before erupting into laughter, fingers teasing across rapidly warming skin.





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"Well, I think that's a pretty good place to stop!" Bra exclaimed, slamming the book shut, face glowing red.

"Agreed!" Pan said, face equally bright as she nodded. "Umm, but let's just find out what happens at the end, we can skip that... umm... well... you know..." Pan fumbled ith her words, as Bra stared warily at the notebook.

"Okay, but let's be careful." Pan scooted closer to Bra as she opened the book near the end.





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And they all lived happily ever after.





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"Whoops, too far back," Pan spoke, flipping back a few pages.





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They had all been invited to a barbecue party at Roshi's island. Attending was Chichi, Goku, Gohan, Videl, Goten, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Yamcha and yet another girlfriend, Krillin, Juuhachi-gou, Marron, Tien and Chiaotzu, and of course, Piccolo. It was Goten and his newly found mate, Trunks, who had requested this gathering. They both figured it would be the best way to come out. Once everyone was laid out on their blankets with enough food, the two lovers stood and made their way to the front of everyone.

"Umm, me and Goten have an announcement to make." Trunks began, nervously tucking his hair behind his ears.

"We brought you all out here today because to us, you're all like family."

"We trust you all, and feel the need to share an important event of our lives to you."

"Cut the crap you two! Get to the point!" Vegeta barked. Both men felt their skin covered with a cold sweat.

"Dad! Can you give us a chance to speak here?" Trunks said, crossing his arms much like his father's stance. The said father 'hmph'ed, leaning back on his elbows and grabbing a handful of fruit.

"Why? What are you going to say? You two are secret lovers or something?" Vegeta asked, eyes shiftting between the to half saiyajins. Trunks face vaulted. Goten sweatdropped, rubbing the back of his head, breaking out into a huge grin.

"Uhh... actually we are! Hehehe... we came here to tell you all that me and Trunks are mates!" Goten laughed, eyes closed as his mate groaned, rolling onto his stomach and hiding his face. Everyone was shocked, except Vegeta, who simply snorted.

"How did I not see that coming?" he said, tone dripping with sarcasm.

ChiChi, as usual, was the first to voice her opinion.

"WHAT! You've gotta be kidding me! My son can't be a.... a homosexual!" And with that, she began wailing, hands covering her face as her whole body shook, leaving her husband at a lost. He hesitantly wrapped an arm around her, making her cries louder. Goten was helping Trunks to his feet. Piccolo's face was indifferent, he didn't understand these human ways about relationships, and frankly, he didn't care. Yamcha seemed a bit disturbed as he pulled his girlfriend closer, Tien and Chiaotzu were quietly whispering amongst themselves. Gohan fidgeted with his glasses while Videl grinned. Bulma's eyes were wide,she began to flick back her hair as Vegeta continued eating.

"Well, as long as you two are happy, I'm happy!" Goku exclaimed, smiling at them. He stood and ran to embrace the two. Goten smiled back while Trunks' eyes averted downward.

"My, that's not something you hear every day," Bulma commented, sitting back with a huff.

"Congratulations you two!" Videl said happily, standing up as well. "I think it's cute."

"What do you mean cute, Videl?" Gohan questioned, regaining his footing and walking over to his wife.

"Oh, don't worry Gohan, I still think you're the cutest one of all," She grinned, placing a small peck on the man's nose, causing his to blush. He chuckled shyly, wrapping an arm around Videl's small waist. Vegeta hopped up, walking over to the two, stopping in front of Trunks, propping his hands on his hips. He regarded his son with a fixed gaze, making the other swallow in anticipation.

"What's wrong, Otousan?" He asked, taking a half step back as Vegeta's eyes bore intensly into his own. Suddenly, the prince grinned.

"So, who was on top?" He asked.

Everyone's eyes widened, before they all face vaulted. Vegeta laughted.

"Sometimes, I'm glad things are always the same," Trunks said, having fallen beside Goten.

"Yeah, what would we be like without Vegeta's witty comments?" Goten returned, eyes light with playful mirth.

"Watch yourselves, you two." Came their reply.

Both half saiyajins smiled to each other, lips meeting in a sweet kiss.



And they all lived happily ever after.





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"The End!" Pan read, closing the book for good. She stood, stretching as Bra continued to lay on the ground, staring at the book. "That was one hell of a weird story, ne?" She asked, sitting beside her best friend once again. Bra's lips pursed. "What's up?" Pan asked, noticing her friends lack of response. Finally, she turned, blue eyes meeting blue. Pan raised an eyebrow.

"Isn't it obvious, we weren't in this story at at, except for my small part in the beginning. Why?" Bra crossed her legs, elbo leaning on her right thigh, hand cradling her chin.

"Yeah, I noticed that too. I was kind of weird. But It was just a story." Pan said.Bra hand slept over at Pan's house for the past week, just for the hell of it, and so she hadn't really seen her family since then. Both her and Pan had taken the week off to have their "Girls Night Out" stretched for a week.

It was then that the doorknob turned, and both girls twisted to watch as Gohan entered along with Videl, followed by Bra's brother and Pan's uncle. They were surprised to see the two demi saiyajins her.

"Hey Pan! Hey Bra! Haven't see you two in a while!" Goten exclaimed, kicking off his shoes, followed by Trunks. He walked over to the two girls and noticed the red notebook behind the blue haired teen. "Oh, what's that you two have there?" He made his way behind Bra to take a hold of it, when it suddently disappeared. Goten blinked, before noticing Bra was holding it behind her, smiling.

"Goten, you don't really want to read this, it's just about boring girl stuff!" She giggled, handing it to Pan, who held it securely to her body, sweatdropping.

"Haha... what she said!" The dark haired girl added. Goten frowned.

"Okay, whatever." Goten and Trunks looked at each other, before shrugging it off. They followed Videl and Gohan down the hallway, and the girls thought they were homefree, until Trunks popped his head out from the hall. Both girls jumped.

"Hey, how come you two didn't come to Master Roshi's party today?" he questioned. Pan turned to Bra, who raised her hands in an unknowing fashion. "Oh well. Anyways I have some surprising news fo you two. Me and Goten are a couple now..." Trunks grinned as he saw the two young girls' faces pale.

"Are-are you kidding, Trunks?" Bra asked, practically speechless.

"No, I'm serious. We're both gay."

"Bra, do you think--?"

"No way Pan, like you said, it's just a story!" Trunks ignored what the girls said, and continued.

"Hey, you'll never believe this, but, Goten dressed up as a girl just to date me! With a wig and everything! Isn't that wild!?" Trunks laughed as he watched the two girls.

Pan and Bra looked at each other, before they both fainted dead away.

Trunks scratched his head, perplexed.

"What did I say?"









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