Final Fantasy Boredom

by KukaruiValentine

I know, I know, this was suppose to be a one shot deal, but I thought what if I just went on with it and did another chappy or two? This time, the group is on their way to Chocobo farms when they are interrupted by a trampoline and Can-Can dancing! FUNNY!

2. CanCan dancing and Trampolines

A/N: I know, I said it was a one shot, but boredom isn't very fun either. This is just another thing they have done as they are walking from Kalm to the chocobo farms, please R&R and I will write more~

I don't own these clowns! I just try to coral them into the circus on occasion!

Nanaki and Cloud: (walking along the road to the Chocobo farms) Hi-ho… hi-ho it's off to work we go…

Vincent and Cid: (whistle off key)

Beth: What the….

Tifa: Huh?

Aeris: Beats me!

Barret: Okay! (Beats Aeris)

Aeris: No! No! No! NO! I didn't mean seriously! OUCH!

Barret: Sorry… (hands her a cure materia)

Aeris: (takes it, uses the materia and then shoves it down Barret's throat) There, now I feel much better.

Vincent and Cid: (now dancing the Can-Can) La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAA la! La la la la laaa la la la la la laaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaa la la la la laaaaaaa la la la la (tune of the Can Can)

Cloud: (stares at the two and joins in)

Nanaki: (gets kicked by Cid) Hey!

Beth: (slaps self in head and sighs) Can this get any worse?

Turks run in, Elena, Rude, Reno and Tseng, joining in the Can Can.

Tifa: you spoke too soon.

Beth: (sigh) why do we do this?

Tifa: (sighs too) I don't know… hey look a trampoline!

Beth: (nods) Race you there!

Sephiroth: (appears and joins in the group Can Can, now consisting of Vincent, Cid, Cloud, Tseng, Reno, Rude, and Elena)

Beth: (jumps onto the trampoline)

Tifa: (jumps on too) Hey, this is fun!

Beth: (laughs) Hey! Watch this! Boing! Boing! Finding Nemo Rip off!

Tifa: (touchs toes)

Cloud: (drops dead) Huh!!!!!!!!!!!

The others continue with the can can. Vincent stomps on Cloud's dead body.

If you have seen a picture of Beth, then you know that this probably looks like the friggin' Man show ending

Rude: (Adam Corolla) Now, GIRLS JUMPING ON TRAMPOLINES!

Reno: (Jimmy Kimmel) Yes! GIRLS JUMPING ON TRAMPOLINES!!!!!!!!

Beth: (laughing)

Aeris: Cool! That looks like FUN! (jumps on too)

Yuffie: (uses Nanaki as a catapult to launch herself on the trampoline)

Beth: (does back flip)

Vincent: (passes out)

Reno: (dies)

The rest of the group keeps doing the Can-Can. (Did I mention that now Rufus, Reeve, Palmer and Scarlet are in the Can-Can line?)

Yuffie: Wee! (toe touches)

Reeve: (dies)

Elena: (jumps onto the trampoline too)

Tseng: (holds up a gil) Do a back flip baby!

Elena: (does a back flip)

Tseng: (nosebleed) Uh…. (faints)

Tifa: (jumps up, she come out of her top)

Several random Tifa fans take pictures, then disappear.

Tifa: (jumps off the trampoline) Oops…

Cloud: (magically back to life, sees Tifa again… dies)\

Nanaki: (passes out)

Elena: (does toe touch)

Rude: (dies from a nose bleed)

Can-can line stops.

Scarlet: Let me join you girls!

All the girls jump off the trampoline and run behind some trees, every man is now alive again.

Tseng: Where did Elena--- OH NO! Scarlet! Don't jump on the trampoline!

Reno: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sephiroth: (covers his eyes)

Reno: (screams)

Tifa: Gods, she is skankier than Aeris!

Aeris: I think you mean yourself there Tifa!

Tifa and Aeris: (cat fight)

Scarlet: (does a toe touch on the trampoline, going commando)

Everyone except Scarlet: (passes out)

Scarlet: (laughs, gets off the trampoline and rummages through everyone's pockets for gil and other things)

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Scarlet: (she finds 14,045 gil from Barret; She finds a phamplet entitled 'How to care for your new implants' from Tifa, she gets a 'Talk to the Planet for Dummies' Book" and a "Yuri for beginners" from Aeris. From Cloud she grabbed 34,451 gil and a bike horn. From Rufus she managed to sneak four tubes of hair gel; she took Vincent's cape and found a book in it, "How to make girls like you by just being depressed all the time') That's how the bastard does that! (She found another book in his cloak that was, "Gothic and proud") hmm? (She took all of Yuffie's materia. She stole 35,049 gil from Nanaki along with a book, 'How to get a girl to enjoy Bestiary') Gross… (She took Rude's flask of Everclear, Cid's Cigarettes, Sephiroth's Masusume.) Hmm… feel the power…. (She took Beth's necklace and it shocked her, so she dropped it,) DAMN! (She got Lard off of Palmer, she  looked through Reno's pockets to find a plastic comb, some corn puffs and a used condom) What the fuck…. Where is the wrapper? (she found the wrapper to the condom in Rude's pocket, along with some Rogaine.) Gross… just gross… (but she found the rest of the box in Elena's dress, along with some weed and some LSD, and a book 'Don't fret the small stuff, just get high' and another selection called, "Growing boobs for Dummies".) oh? Hmm… maybe they are more then just 'Work Pals!' (She looked around, and satisfied that she couldn't find anything more, she left)

Everyone is just passed out!

Isn't this good? I liked it, just something that isn't having to do with anything, just something to type when the boredom gets too high!

Vincent: (smiling) I got to see your panties….

Beth: hush, you saw that Scarlet didn't wear any!

Vincent: (passes out)

Beth: There, so please review! I am begging you!!!!!!!!