Chappy three!!! I am so proud of myself. I like this parody thingy. Right now I am listening to the theme to "Queer eye for the Straight guy" video, so this one may be a little weird. What am I saying? All these things get weird!!!!!!
On the road towards (Where do they go after Chocobo Farms? I forget!) looking it up on the internet
JUNON! That's right; I think….
Okay, they are on their way to Junon.
Accidentally Yuri
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Cloud: What the fuck just happened back there?
Barret: Besides the fact that you thought nine people could ride on ONE chocobo?
Chocobo: War…..war…..
Tifa: Could you move a little? You're
crushing my boobs!
Aeris: Sorry! Somebody has their hand up my dress!
Beth: (blushing) oopsy….
Aeris: Oh, I though it was Cloud… felt good though…
Beth: gross.
Tifa: Whose hand is that… whoever that is never stop.
Yuffie: (turning red) Sorry Teef.
Cloud: (stops the chcocobo, all the group falls off)
Beth, Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie land in a pile.
Beth: (mumbles)
Tifa: Oh… ACK! Beth! I didn't know you were THAT way!
Beth: I am not… (Stands up)
Tifa: damn.
Aeris: I am!
Tifa: Really?
Aeris: Of course!
Yuffie: Oh, me next! Me next!
Beth: What the fuck is going on here?
The girls (minus Beth) run off towards a bush
Cloud: GIRLS! Later!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: no, just grab a seat… (Pulls up some lawn chairs, a cooler and some chips)
Beth: (shrugs) Can't beat them… (sits down)
Cloud: (sighs) Might as well…
Beth: yeah.
Nanaki: (sits) Hey guys….
Barret: Oh… (gets smacked with a boot)
Cid: Guys….
Cloud: (ducks as another boot and a boomerang flies by his head)
Cid: GUYS!
Cloud: (gets hit as the boomerang comes back around)
Beth: (sighs) This is going to take forever.
Barret: (eating chips, opens the cooler) want a beer?
Cid: Guy—beer? Okay….
Nanaki: Guys! Think about it!
Cloud: (grabs a beer) Think about what?
Nanaki: We have Cid, we have Yuffie… (dodges an article of clothing) We have VINCENT!
Cloud: (looking around) yeah? So?
Nanaki: We have the god damned AIRSHIP!
Cid: no, in order to have that, Aeris needs to die….
Suddenly, the group is at the temple of the ancients, and Aeris is at the Alter. Sephiroth jumps down and kills her.
They are all transported back to Junon area without Aeris, and plus the Highwind.
Barret: (Glares at Cid) You and your big mouth!
Tifa: Ahh… we were having
FUN! (picking up her clothes from around the ground)
Several male and female Tifa fans run up, snap pictures and run off.
Tifa: That has been happening a lot lately…
Cloud: (looking in magazine) Tifa's tits… hmm… (opens the centerfold) (eyes bug out)
Beth: (sighs) What could be worse?
The Highwind crashes down onto Cloud.
Cloud: I have a headache mommy…
The ship breaks in half.
Beth: Damn, that is some strong spiky hair.
Cid: My ship! (dies)
Beth: What a day….