~Disclaimer: Me no owny 'King of Games' (YGO) or any movie that may appear in this fic! So no suey! If you still have trouble understanding the Japanese names go to da first chap. And clear that up! Um. Oh yes in the last chap. Bakura said baka a lot and that means idiot, moron, ect. For those of you who didn't know! Since that's cleared up on with da fic! (I love saying dat! ^^)~

-Ryou's House _Ryou's Room-10:25 am

//Stupid pharaoh... Stupid stupid pharaoh... it's his fault his head is so... so... weird that it's hard trying not to throw something at it... Hmph... Stuck in Ryou's room again... Curse that aibou... Curse that demon hamster... Hmm... That makes me think... Wonder why Ryou's cat hasn't gone after it yet...\\

Oh Tigerlily!

"Mreow?"

Oh there you are! I got a present for you!

-Ryou's House _Ryou's Room-12:03 pm

// Ow... That's the last I try to get that cat near the cage... Why did Ryou have to install water to shoot out if you touch the cage?.. I don't think that cat liked it very much... My face feels like a war zone... Though... One of the cuts reminds me of what I had in Egyptian times... Ah those were good times... Not a care in the world and could send anyone to the Shadow Realm at any time... Ahh...\\

-Ryou's House _Ryou's Room-2:36 pm

//That was I nice nap... Wait... Did I just think I thought nice? Oh crap! Stupid aibou's getting to me! AH! STUPID AIBOU! STUPID PHARAOH! STUP-Hey what do we have here? Matches... Nah... Cloak? Why does Ryou have a cloak? Oh well... Hmmm... SUPERGLUE!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!\\

Ryou's House -3:05 pm

Ryou: Ah... What a good day of school! No yelling stupid out in the middle of class... No Egyptian curses, nothing!

(AN: In the middle of class when Bakura was thinking he'd sometimes take over the body of Ryou and yell stuff out in the middle of class)

Ryou: Bakura? You alive up there?

YES! Why do you ask!?

Ryou: No reason... Just checking to see if you've killed yourself yet with the matches I forgot to put away...

FORGOT!?! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT ME TO DIE!!

Ryou: No... not really...

Whatever...

Ryou: You come down from my room now you know

Yes, yes... In time young aibou...

Ryou: right... Just hurry up! I have I bad feeling about something...

One moment!

Ryou: ...

Okay done! Coming down! =I come out the door and slide down the hand rail=

Ryou: I really wish you didn't do that...

What are you going to do?

Ryou: Get my superglue

Why..?

Ryou: So I can superglue the railing...

But then if you used it for your hand it'd get stuck.

Ryou: Good point...

Yeah... So...

Ryou: What happened to your face!?

What you just noticed it?

Ryou: Yes...

Tigerlily attacked...

Ryou: What did you do to him to get that mad or scared?

Umm...

Ryou: BAKURA!

What? I'm here!

Ryou: You tried to get Tigerlily to go after Brandy didn't you!?

...Maybe...

Ryou: ARGH! BAKURA!! You're lucky my dad isn't home!

Still on the business trip...?

Ryou: YES! Now I'm going to see what chaos happened about my room!

Uhhh... Okay... I'll be reading the newspaper again.

-Ryou's House _Ryou's Room-3:21 pm

Ryou: BAKURA!!!!!!

What?

Ryou: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES!?!?!

Ummm... What does it look like?

Ryou: It LOOKS like you tried to put designs on them and now they're stuck to the dresser!!!

Yup! But I was really trying to paste them together then attach it to the dresser which didn't work out...

Ryou: =growls=

-Ryou's House-7:43 pm

Ryou: Oh hey Yugi! ... What was that? Oh you want me to come with you & the gang to go see Charlie's' Angels and Lord of the Rings? Okay! How much is it? 5 dollars? Okay! Hey do you mind if Bakura tags along? I don't trust him alone at the house. Ok thanks! Bye! =hangs up phone= Bakura! We're going to see Lord of the Rings!

=I slide into the room= Wha? Really!? WAHOO!

Ryou: And Charlie's Angels

What...? =my face fell= NOO!!! YOU CAN'T BRING ME TO THAT STUPID CHEESY IDIOTIC RA FORSAKEN MOVIE!!!

Ryou: BAKURA!!! You're coming and that's that!

DAMNIT!

Ryou: Bakura...

Okay, okay! Fine!

Ryou: Better

-At movie theatre-7:57 pm

Yugi: Hey Ryou, you finally got here?

Ryou: Yup

Yami: Yugi! Why did Bakura have to come?

Yugi: Ryou doesn't trust him in the house alone anymore

Yami: He screw something up?

Yes Pharaoh, and for your information most of it wasn't my fault...

Ryou: What are you talking about!? It was all your fault!

The dishes weren't! Stupid plastic...

Ryou: I give up!

Yugi: Umm...

Yami: What happened to your face Bakura?

Nothing of importance...

Tea: Let's go inside and get our seats!

Look, I don't want to hear it stupid friendship shit girl!

Tea: =looks very disgraced= What!?

Yugi: This isn't going to end good...

Joey: Hey chill down!

Quiet mortal fool! This is between me and the Ra forsaken friendship girl!

Tea: Yeah Jou, It's between me and him! =glare=

Yami: We're gonna be late for the movie!

Ryou: Yes! Bakura the Two Towers! You're going to miss it!

Alright I'm going! =sigh=

-In theatre waiting for Two Towers to begin

//Damnit I stuck between the pharaoh and my stupid aibou... When the hells the movie gonna start? Oh wait the room's darkening! AH! I'm being cast back into the shadows! Oh wait it's the lights... Forgot about those... Damn stupid movie trailers!\\

Ryou: You better not be planning anything evil Bakura...

Me? Why of course not just trying... To steal your POPCORN! Hehehehehe! I've got your popcorn!

Ryou: Ah you can keep it... I never eat it all anyway

Why thank you! Now I can help myself to thro- I mean eating it all...

-Later in movie-8:42 pm

//Hehehehe... My precious! We wants it! We takes it! Ah! Baggins! Stupid Hobbits! We hates the fat one! Fat hobbit! OW! DAMNIT PHARAOH! Quit poking me!\\

What the hell do you want?

Yami: Yugi's out of popcorn, mind if I take some?

Yes I do mind but if you want some I'd be more then glad to give it to you

Yami: ... Hmmm... On second thought maybe I'll ask Tea instead...

No, no I insist! Here =I throw a handful of popcorn at his head= There you go

Yami: =twitch= ...

//Oh crap I hate it when the pharaoh looks like he's gonna explode... He always ends up yelling! MUST STOP HIM!\\

Ah! Don't! =I cover Yami's mouth= You do that and I'll be stuck to a chair with superglue!

Yami: =twitch= Mumfda (AN: translation| Damn Right!)

-After Lord of the Rings

My precious... =strokes popcorn bucket=

Ryou: Hahahaha...

Yami: =still twitching= You're lucky I didn't yell in the middle of that movie!

Yugi: You were gonna yell?

Yami: Umm... No?

Hahaha! Take that pharaoh! I'm going to get a ton of caffeine products now to resist the temptation to fall asleep during the baka movie...

Ryou: Here's 20 dollars for a box full for each person here with us

Aww... I have to get it?

Ryou: You want it most...

Okay fine...

-In theatre-11:08

//Okay finally back movies starting must fall asleep... Sleep... Must sleep... What the hell? Hahaha! SUCKER! NEXT TIME FALL ON YOUR FACE! Argh... Sleep... Hey is that a fire alarm?! YES! SAVOR! Now do I still have those matches with me...\\

-Still in theatre-11:29

//Go off already!\\

Siren: RrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR!

People: FIRE FIRE AH FIRE AH! =running=

Hahahaha.. Now this is entertainment...

Ryou: Bakura...

Yugi: Fire where!?

Yami: There =points to exit=

Yugi: Eep! Let's get out of here!

Joey: I agree!

Yami: Let's wait till everyone gets out...

Seto: What in the world?

Yami: Kaiba? What are you doing here?

Seto: =lifts up Mokuba=

Tea: =is screaming=

Ryou: BAKURA!!!!

Hehehe... Oops...?

~Mez third chap. Still in Bakura POV and I use Jou which is Joey short name in Japanese. Hope you enjoyed it I had fun writing! It's my longest chap. Yet! YAY! ^^ Ummm... If you have any ideas for Bakura to get into please Review! Thankies~