Future Evil

I don't own Kim Possible or any of the characters mentioned.

Rated R for many things. Take a wild guess as to what they are.

The man went into a pub for a drink. When the waitress came by he knew who she was by looking at her. And her nametag helped too. "What will it be sir?" she said tossing up her black hair. "Just a coke will be fine, Tara" he said. "Alright, one coke. Be back quick" she said. Going to get the man a coke. The man wasn't much of a drinker. Actually, he had never tried alchole or any of those drugs that you learn about in school. He was cleaner than most carpets after a professional job was done on them. He also was still a virgin. (He's not pathetic, just smart). He spoke to his hairless friend for awhile about many things that couldn't be overheard in the bar since it was so loud. "And you're sure that you got everything buddy?" the man asked his naked mole rat. "Uh huh. Uh huh." nodded the mole rat. The naked mole rat hid in the mans pocket as the waitress named Tara came back to give him his drink. "Anything else?" she asked sweetly. "No, no thanks, I'm fine." he said kindly. "Oh" she said as she walked off. The mole rat came out and started to sip the drink then stopped as the man started to sip it. They went back and forth and the waitress came back and noticed the naked mole rat as she was coming to give the man a check. "Hey, I had a friend who had a naked mole rat back when I was in high school" she said. "Who was it?" he questioned. "His name was Ron Stoppable" she said as everyone gasped and started to feel depressed. "Oh I shouldn't have said that out loud." she said feeling depressed. "What happened to him?" the man asked. "He died on a mission with a girl named Kim Possible. I-I-I kinda even liked him" she said as tears started to roll down her face. The man, obviously prepared for such an occasion, gave the girl a handkerchief to dry her tears. "And what happened to this Kim Possible?" the man asked. The crowd gasped and became nervous. "W-w-well she was a hero until Ron died, then she became evil. 10 times worse than the villains she used to fight." the waitress said. "So after she became evil, then what?" the man questioned. further. "She now leads the criminal organization known as.... ImPossible." whispered the waitress. "Ah, I just fought some goons who said they were part of that organization." said the man. "You fought them!?!?!?!" she almost yelled in surprise. "They weren't hard to beat." said the man. "Oh my god. You fought them and won?!?!?!?! Our police task force can't even touch them" she said. "Wow." was all the man said softly. Then changing the subject he asked "Was this Ron Stoppable guy popular or something?" The waitress sighed and shook her head no. "No, he was the one who was picked on quite a bit in school. But he was best friends with Kim Possible when she was nice." said the woman. "So his death obviously made her go insane." he stated. "Exactly" she said. "Well thank you." said the man as he paid for his drink. "Hey wait, what's you're name?" she asked. All the man said was "Ron" as the waitresses mouth hung open in disbelief.

Meanwhile.......

"My mistress" said a man in fear stuttering. "What is it Josh? Can't you see that I'm busy?" she aid looking down at her subject. "Y-yes, b-b- but I-I-I-I have some b-b-b-bad news." said the man. "And that is?" she said. "Some man, the same man who took out you're 'punks' is coming here looking for you. And we believe that we have his name" said the man quivering. The woman just smirked and replied. "And the mans name?" she said. "His name was Ron" as the woman gasped and dismissed the man.