~YES! 6 chappie! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Ooooh the water park! So many
opportunities! Disclaimer Please
Yami: Serena does not own YGO. If she did she would be typing the whole name of it instead of abbreviating it... She's somewhat lazy...
Yeah whatever... Oh and Jou/Joey will be referred to as Joey in this one...DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW AT THE END! ^^~
-Ryou's House _Kitchen -11:34 am
//So... Tired... Hmm... This cereal tastes good... Ingredients are... sugar, flour, ect, ect, ect... Too many words end with 'ion'... Get a vocabulary! Hmmm... Those donut things taste pretty good though... Better then this crap... And I bet it has better ingredients too!\\
Ryou: You're eating breakfast?
Yes why wouldn't I?
Ryou: No reason...
Okay then...
Ryou: You know we're going swimming today, right?
Yes, yes I know little aibou...
Ryou: We're going to leave in about 2 hours when it's around one
That mean we'd leave around one "thirty" because it's about 11:30 now...
Ryou: Yeah but we are leaving around one! I'm gonna call some of my friends and ask if they wanna come too...
Did you're father say it was okay?
(AN: too much Gold Member wanted to type 'Fazzah'! ^^")
Ryou: Yeah he said it was okay
Uhuh... Just checking...
Ryou: After I'm done you can call some of you're friends too
Yessss!
-Ryou's House -12:15 pm
//Hmm... Malik Ishtar.. Ishtar... AHA! 123-6543... What type of number is that!? It's basically counting up then counting down! Oh well\\
Hello, is Malik there?
Person on other end: Ummm... Yes he is-
Good get him on the phone...
Malik: I AM on the phone idiot!
Oh really you sounded like your sister
Malik: Haha... So what do you want?
Nothing much... It's just that Ryou's dad wants to take me and him swimming or whatever and he said we could bring some friends along...
Malik: So you want me to come right?
Yes, and since I know how your little friend of blowing things up over there is he can also come...
Malik: Okay then, just gotta tell Isis and I'll be off!
Alright then...
BG noises: MARIK! PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN!! *RRrrrrrRRRRrrrr* NO! NOT THE CURTAINS!!
Okay... Hmm... Wish I had a chainsaw...
Malik: Isis! I'm going swimming with Bakura is that okay?
BG noises: Umm.. Not really!
Malik: I'm bringing Marik along too!
BG noises: Okay!
Marik: SWIMMING!? =chainsaw sound stops= What's that?
Malik: =sigh= I'll be there as soon as possible! Seeya!
Whatever... =I hang up the phone= Wonder what types of things may occur this time...
Ryou: So you finished phoning?
Yes...
Ryou: Okay then, just hurry up and get changed everyone should be arriving soon!
Okay, okay!
-Ryou's House _Doorway -12:22
Ryou: Oh hey Yugi, Yami! Come right on in!
Yami: Where's the tomb robber?
Ryou: Oh Bakura? He's upstairs changing...
No, I'm not, I finished 10 minutes ago..
Ryou: Then what were you doing?
Watching t... I mean the birds... No really I was reading the newspaper...
Yami: He reads the newspaper? Heh, what other tricks can he do?
Haha... Very funny pharaoh... But if you'd like to see my other tricks I'd be more then glad to...
Yami: No thanks I think I'll-
Outside noises: AH MARIK! Why do you have to drive the motorcycle!?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!
Marik: And why is that?!
Malik: YOU'RE DRI-Driving it on the SIDEWALK!!
Marik: So?
Malik: Urgh...
*Ding Dong*
Ryou: =opens door to see a worn out Malik trying to hold himself up with the mail box= Oh hey Malik...
Malik: Urgh... Hi... Marik do you know how to stop that thing...?
Marik: Of course I do! =jumps off and slams kick stand down=
Malik: NO!!! HIT THE BRAKE HIT THE BRAKE!!!
Marik: Oh! =hits brake before the motorcycle runs into a tree=
Malik: phew...
Yami: He brought baka along...? Damn...
Malik: tired... =collapses inside=
Joey: HEY TRISTAN! GIVE ME BACK MY BABY DRAGON!!
Tristan: I just wanna see it!
Marik: Bakas... =walks inside=
Malik: Did you park somewhere other the near the tree or on the side walk...?
Marik: Ummm... Yup! It's on the middle of the street!
Malik: Uh-oh! =gets up quickly and runs to motorcycle quickly getting onto it and parking it inside the garage next to the car and comes back= Oh that was lucky...
Marik: What'd I do wrong?
Malik: Everything...
Yugi: So what time are we leaving?
Ryou: Around one...
And you're dad...?
Ryou's Dad: Right here! Everyone got their swimming gear?
Joey & Tristan: Yes sir!
... Bakas...
Yami: I'm ready...
Yugi: Yup! Hey is Tea coming?
Ryou: I tried phoning her but she wasn't there
Yugi: Okay
-Tea's House
Tea: MUmphi fun! = is tied up=
Mouse#1: Skeek sceek squik! =has a spoon=
Mouse#2: Skeek skeek squek! =has fork=
Tea: HUML!!!
-Ryou's House -12:41 pm
Ryou: Why don't we leave now? Everyone's here, we may have to wait a few minutes for the park to open but it'll be worth it
Ryou's Dad: That's a good idea...
Yugi: Let's go already!
Yami: Over excited, are we Yugi?
Yugi: Yup!
Joey: Oooooo I can't wait!
Tristan: In what way?
Joey: TRISTAN! You're sick!
Tristan: Ow! You don't need to hit me for it!
Marik: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Malik: MARIK! *TEWAP*
Marik: Ow! Why you little!!
Malik: Uh oh...
Oh boy...
Ryou: Not good...
Yami: Yup...
Yugi: I agree...
Ryou's Dad: Okay, stop it you two!
Marik: And why should I listen to you ol-
Malik: He's like this most of the time! I can put up with it, really! No need to worry!
Marik: Het youf haws off ky kouth!
(AN: Translation| Get your hands off my mouth)
Malik: Okay, as long as you don't attack anyone...
Marik: Fiwe!
(AN: another translation| fine)
-Street _Car -12:57 pm
//Ra damnit! We just got in the car! Why do they have to sing right away!? It's annoying as hell! Well I figured out everyone has to wear the 'trunks' that I had to try on yesterday so that's good...\\
Everyone except Malik, Marik, Yami and I: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long!
THIS ISN'T A BUS!!!
Yugi: Oh yeah... The wheels on the car go round and round, round and-
It's not a car either...
Yugi: Oh yeah... The wheels on the van go round and ro-
Yami: Yugi, please stop it's very irritating...
Yugi: okay...
Joey & Tristan: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around. 97 bottles of beer on the wall...
Marik: Mmmm... Beer... *TWAP* Ow! Malik! Why the hell did you do that for!?
Malik: Uhh... No one needs to know about you addiction...
I think anyone could figure that our without him telling us that...
Malik: Yeah I know...
Ryou: Hmm. Now what...?
Yami: How about explaining the scratch marks on your face again Tomb robber...
No...
Ryou's Dad: I think you've told me either
=mumbles= Ryou's cat attacked my face...
Yami: What?
Ryou's cat attacked my face, okay!?!
Yami: Okay, okay!
Ryou: Yeah... Hmmm... Once again, now what?
Malik: Truth or dare!
Marik: Oooo... This'll be fun...
Ryou: Okay then
Yugi: Who first?
Ryou: Malik you choose 'cause you came up with the idea
Malik: Okay! I choose... Joey! Truth or Dare?
Joey: What? Oh... Um... Dare?
Malik: =evil grin= Put this on... =hands Joey dog outfit=
Ryou: Where'd you get that?
Malik: I dunno, just tv magic?
Ryou: Okay then...
Malik: Now put it on!
Joey: Aw crap! Fine... =puts Doggy outfit on=
Marik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yugi: heh, heh... Hehehehe...
Yami: =smirks=
Joey: =glares=
Tristan: Haha! Joey you look like a little lap dog!
Joey: LAP DOG!?!?
Heh, sucker...
Ryou: Hehehehe...
-Water Park _Parking lot -1:34 pm
//Hehehehe... That was good... Who would have thought that seeing the Pharaoh put sprite in his hair would be so funny...?\\
Ryou: Oh that was fun! Hey Bakura remember what Yami dared you to do?
Yes I remember..
Yami: And don't forget! You have to go into the deep end as soon as you go into the swimming pool!
I know, okay!?
Marik: Sucker...
-Water Park _Water Slides -1:36 pm
Joey: Awww... Standing in line sucks!
Yugi: Colllldddd...
Yami: You shouldn't have went in the showers before you came up here
Yugi: But I won't freeze when I go in the water! Brrrrrr...
Tristan: I can go now? YESS!!! WE-HA! OW! CRRAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!
That looked like it hurt... Not that much though...
Yami: Ooooo... Landed right on his face...
Yugi: Ouch.. Bbbrrrr... You shouldn't jump when you go down a slide...
Yami: Yup...
Marik: Oooo that was good...
Life Guard: Okay you can go
Marik: ...
Malik: Enjoy! =pushes Marik down the water slide=
Marik: DAMN YOU MAAALLLIIIIKKKkkkk!!!!
Malik: Hehehehe...
Nice...
Ryou: Malik gets to go next!
Yugi: brrr... Lucky..
Joey: Yup
Life Guard: Go...
Malik: Okay! Weeeeee!
That's an embarrassment...
Yami: uhuh...
Yugi: Yesss... I'm nexxxxtt...
Yami: That's great...
Duke: Hey guys!
Yugi: Duke? What are y-you doing here?
Duke: =shrugs= The author put me in...
(AN: Shhh Duke! Don't make me take you out because you mentioned me!)
Duke: Okay, okay.... Sheesh...
Yugi: Alrighty then...
Uhuh...
Ryou: That was... Weird...
Joey: I never knew Duke talked to himself
Seto: Bakas...
Yugi: Hey Kaiba!
Yami: ...Let me guess you're here because of Mokuba again?
Seto: Yeah...
Yami: What a surprise...
Duke: Hey you guys saw him when you went to the movie right?
Yugi: Yeah, we did, why?
(AN: Tell everyone the truth! The Truth!!)
Duke: Well Seto was there because he's a big fan of Char-
Seto: Urusai baka!
(AN: Urusai means shut up)
Charlie's Angels...? Oooo this is rich
Ryou: Really... Who would have thought...
(AN: MMMMEEEEE!!! ^^)
Duke: ... Yeah...
Life Guard: Next
Yugi: YESS!!! WEEEEEE!!!
Why does everyone do that?
Yami: No idea...
Ryou: Yami, is this your first time going down a water slide?
Yami: Umm... Yes actually...
Heh, get ready because you're next
Yami: And what you've gone down one before Tomb Robber?
Well... No but this is the fastest one
Yami: Really...
Yeah...
Life Guard: Next...
Yami: Here I go!
Happy landings Pharaoh!
Yami: OH CRAP THIS IS STTTEEEEPPPP!!!!!! =has gone down water slide=
Oooo the pharaoh's scared of a little water slide... Good, I'm next..
Life Guard: ... That's fastest I've ever seen someone go down this one before... Next...
Okay then... =I go down the slide= ...
Ryou: Hey are there girls down there?
Duke: I think so...
Oh crap...
Seto: Sucker... What are you doing wimp?
Joey: WIMP!?!?! I'm not a WIMP!!! I'm just plotting...
Seto: Well that answered my question...
Ryou: Hey Duke I wanted to ask you this...
Duke: Yeah what?
Ryou: How do you know about Seto's addiction to Charlie's Angels?
Duke: Uhhh... TV magic?
Ryou: Riiiggghhtttt...
Life Guard: Next...
Ryou: YESS!!!
Seto: Now it's just the sore little puppy dog and dice boy...
Duke: Dice boy!? =throws dice at Seto's head= That'll teach you to call me Dice boy
Seto: Ow! Stupid dice...
Duke: =glares at Seto=
Life Guard: Next...
Joey: Finally!
-Water Park _Where Everyone except Duke & Seto are -2:03 pm
Ryou: =stomach growls= Ooooo... My stomach... I forgot I haven't eaten since this morning!
Joey: Oh yeah me too!
Yugi: Same here!
Malik: I'd have to agree!
Marik: I haven't eaten anything at all...
Malik: That's because you slept in till 12...
Marik: Oh yeah...
Tristan: My head...
Joey: You hungry Tristan?
Tristan: Yeah I guess...
Yami: I'm hungry a bit too...
Ryou's Dad: I'll set up the barbeque!
Everyone except for the Yamis: YES!!!
-Water Park _Rest Area -2:34 pm
Yugi: That was good!
Joey: You said it!
Tristan: Are there any left?
Yami: You already had 5 helpings Tristan!
Tristan: Yeah I know but I'm still hungry!
Everyone except Tristan: =sigh=
(AN: Who would have thought? Tristan actually ate more then Joey this time!)
Yugi: I guess we have to wait an hour to go swimming again, huh?
Ryou: Yup...
Malik: Why don't we go on the bumper boats in the mean time?
Ryou: Great idea!
Yami: Bumper Boats?
Yugi: Oh those things are so fun!
Joey: I'll stay back and play hacki, if that's okay with you guys!
Ryou: That's fine!
Joey: Okay! 1... 2... 3... Yes! Tristan watch out!
Tristan: Ow! I didn't know we were playing 'kill'!
Joey: Tough luck! Now you got 'K'!
Ryou: Oh look! Everyone's eating... for some reason... But nobodies on the Bumper boats!!
(AN: Look at the time again to refresh your memory then read the sentence above again until you get a lil fact down)
Uhuh...
Yami: Hey tomb robber, you going to go on the boats?
I guess... //Hmmm... I bet I can nock the pharaoh off the boat...\\
Ryou: //Would you stop mind linking with me when you're thinking? It's kinda annoying\\
//Well sor-ry little aibou!\\
Malik: Let's go already!
Ryou: Okay everyone who's going on the bumper boats raise your hand! Okay... 2, 4, 6...
Yugi: 8 who do we appreciate!?
No one... here anyway...
Yami: What you have a secret crush or something?
No! Course not you baka! =I mumble= Kutabare...
(AN: I refuse to put the meaning of that word in here... Yami: Then I will! AN: Aren't you suppose to be in the story!? Yami: Oh yeah!)
Yami: What was that!?
Nothing of your business...
Yami: Riggghhttt...
Ryou: No swearing! *TWAP*
OW! SHIMATTA!!
Yami: When did you learn Japanese?
I picked it up okay! Like you did!
Yami: Oh okay...
Marik: Let's go already!!!
Ryou: Okay we're going!
Marik: One second! =pushes Malik into water= Take that BAKA!!!
Malik: I just put sunscreen on! Damn!
Yugi: Umm... People are starting to head to the bumper boats!!
Yami: ONWARD TO BATTLE!!!!
Yugi: No more medieval books for you...
-Water Park _Bumper Boats -2:45 pm
//Thank Ra Malik was able to come! We're able to get on the boats before anyone else did! I love Millenium Items...\\
Ryou: //You can stop now! It's really getting on my nerves!\\
//Whoops! I think the ring lost it's touch!\\
Ryou: //So I've noticed...\\ AH! Yugi!
Yugi: Hahahaha! FIRE!
Ryou: COLD WATER!!!
Malik: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!!
Marik: Get back here you little bastard!
Malik: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT YOU IN THE EYE!!!
(AN: These are the boats with the water guns attached!)
Yami: Here comes the boom! HA! Got you, you little wanna be tomb robber!
I am A TOMB ROBBER!!! DIE!!!
Yami: There goes the gel in my hair again...
(Yami: Oh and correction! You WERE a tomb robber! ^^ Just something I had to say!)
Yugi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AH!
Yami: Ha! Take that Yugi!!
Yugi: Now we look like twins!
Yami: We looked like twins in the first place!
Yugi: Oh yeah...
Bakas...
Malik: SOME ONE HELP ME!!!
Marik: RAMMIN' TIME!!!
Life Guard Person: =blows whistle= Everyone back to shore!
Oh crap my boats staling...
Yami: Hey Tomb robber! Need a little push?
Umm... How 'bout no! You crazy Egyptian pharaoh!
(AN: Definitely too much Gold Member! ^^"")
Yami: What the? Oh well! =rams=
I'll get you John Gear!
Yami: ooooooooooooooooooookay then...
Ow! Yes Home free! =I get out of the boat=
Ryou: Oh we still have to wait a bit!
I don't care I'm going into the pool!
Yami: Don't for- =gets out of boat= get to start off in the deep end!
Yes, yes PHAR-aoh...
-Water Park +Pool _Deep End -2:58 pm
//Under... Back on top... Under... Back on top..\\
Ryou: //You shouldn't just let the water make you submerge then emerge again!\\
//I don't feel like moving...\\
Yami: Ooo... This is good..
Wh-
Yami: What?
No-
Yami: Why? Yes-
Yami: Next word?
Is-
Yami: That?
Yes...
Yami: I dunno... You hair looks-
//Under again...\\
Yami: Funny...
Malik: NO! NO NOT THE DAMN WATER BALLOONS!!!
Life Guard: No Balloons in the pool!
Marik: Damn it! =throws one at the life guard=
Life Guard: =twitch, blows whistle=
Marik: AH MY EYES!!
Malik: Ears...
Marik: Those too!
Yugi: I've heard holy water works on Yamis!
Yami: You're evil...
Yugi: What!? All I did was spill a bit on you when we went to church one day to show blessings...
Yami: =glares=
Yugi: SORRY!
Okay then...
Ryou: Hmm... Maybe I should try that...
Malik: Yeah...
Marik: Actually you've already tried it on me!
Malik: Really?
Marik: Yup!
Malik: Did it work?
Marik: Let's just say I was in the soul room for 12 months or 365 days or so...
Malik: 1 year...
Marik: Yeah... Same thing...
I think I'm get-
Ryou: Getting a...
//CRAMP!!! OW OH RA DAMN IT!\\
Ryou: A CRAMP!!! OW, OW, OW!!!!
Yami: Uh-oh... The tomb robber's not in the water anymore...
OH DAMN IT!!! FRIGGIN CRAMP!!
Yami: You should stop taking over Ryou's body in painful situations...
Life Guard: Stand back!
Oh crap! DAMN IT!!
Yami: Not good...
=I cough in Ryou's body= ACK! CAN'T BREATH!!
Life Guard: Sir! Would you please lay down!
This isn't good!
-Water Park _By swimming pool -3:10 pm
//Phew back in the water before that "Life Guard" could do anything...\\
Ryou: AH! GET OFF ME!!!!
Life Guard: Huh?
Ryou: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?!
Yami: Hehehehe...
//Must stay under water... Must, oh crap, need of oxygen growing... AH! INCOMING PERSON!\\ ACK!!
Person: Whoops... Sorry dude, didn't Seeya... Sorry bout ramming ya in the gut...
//Must kill...\\
Yami: Tomb Robber!
What!?
Ryou: BAKURA!!
Oh crap...
Girl: He's cute!
Double crap!
Girl#2: You're right!
DAMN IT!!!
Girl#3: I much prefer the guy with the long blond hair!
Marik: Me?
Girl#3: No him! =points to Malik=
Malik: NOOO!!! =dives in next to me=
Ow! Watch it!
Malik: Sorry bout that...
Girl#3: Darn...
Girl#2: Hello!
Leave me alone! It was bad enough that you two followed me from the water slides!
Girl#1: Too bad! We really like those Pokemon things everyone's into these days!
All Yamis and aibous: Duel Monsters!!
Girl#1: Yeah that's it...
Ryou's Dad: Okay boys! Time to go!
Finally!
~YES MY LONGEST YET! On the word program I use to right these this chap. Is 22 pages in typed size12! How long is that!?
Yami: 22 pages...
Quite stating the obvious besides it's one of those questions you don't answer!
Yami: Oh... Now about the translation to Kutabare...
NOOOOOO!!!!!
Bakura: It mean f*** you if you really must know...
--" Bad potty mouth Bakura! *twap*
Bakura: OW!
Yami: Please review!! Hey Serena I thought you liked Bak- ^^
No! Bad Yami! *twaps* Please review! I don't care if you give me flames! They will be used for...
Bakura: Fires on you head if you do so
Uhh... Yeah... I guess... Actually I was gonna say-
Marik: Or you'll be fed to the shadows!
Where the hell... Oh well... Anyway review! And don't the Shadow Realm catch you! ^^
Yami: What the f-
Bakura: It's already caught me once... I think...
Oh be quiet! Review!~
Yami: Serena does not own YGO. If she did she would be typing the whole name of it instead of abbreviating it... She's somewhat lazy...
Yeah whatever... Oh and Jou/Joey will be referred to as Joey in this one...DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW AT THE END! ^^~
-Ryou's House _Kitchen -11:34 am
//So... Tired... Hmm... This cereal tastes good... Ingredients are... sugar, flour, ect, ect, ect... Too many words end with 'ion'... Get a vocabulary! Hmmm... Those donut things taste pretty good though... Better then this crap... And I bet it has better ingredients too!\\
Ryou: You're eating breakfast?
Yes why wouldn't I?
Ryou: No reason...
Okay then...
Ryou: You know we're going swimming today, right?
Yes, yes I know little aibou...
Ryou: We're going to leave in about 2 hours when it's around one
That mean we'd leave around one "thirty" because it's about 11:30 now...
Ryou: Yeah but we are leaving around one! I'm gonna call some of my friends and ask if they wanna come too...
Did you're father say it was okay?
(AN: too much Gold Member wanted to type 'Fazzah'! ^^")
Ryou: Yeah he said it was okay
Uhuh... Just checking...
Ryou: After I'm done you can call some of you're friends too
Yessss!
-Ryou's House -12:15 pm
//Hmm... Malik Ishtar.. Ishtar... AHA! 123-6543... What type of number is that!? It's basically counting up then counting down! Oh well\\
Hello, is Malik there?
Person on other end: Ummm... Yes he is-
Good get him on the phone...
Malik: I AM on the phone idiot!
Oh really you sounded like your sister
Malik: Haha... So what do you want?
Nothing much... It's just that Ryou's dad wants to take me and him swimming or whatever and he said we could bring some friends along...
Malik: So you want me to come right?
Yes, and since I know how your little friend of blowing things up over there is he can also come...
Malik: Okay then, just gotta tell Isis and I'll be off!
Alright then...
BG noises: MARIK! PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN!! *RRrrrrrRRRRrrrr* NO! NOT THE CURTAINS!!
Okay... Hmm... Wish I had a chainsaw...
Malik: Isis! I'm going swimming with Bakura is that okay?
BG noises: Umm.. Not really!
Malik: I'm bringing Marik along too!
BG noises: Okay!
Marik: SWIMMING!? =chainsaw sound stops= What's that?
Malik: =sigh= I'll be there as soon as possible! Seeya!
Whatever... =I hang up the phone= Wonder what types of things may occur this time...
Ryou: So you finished phoning?
Yes...
Ryou: Okay then, just hurry up and get changed everyone should be arriving soon!
Okay, okay!
-Ryou's House _Doorway -12:22
Ryou: Oh hey Yugi, Yami! Come right on in!
Yami: Where's the tomb robber?
Ryou: Oh Bakura? He's upstairs changing...
No, I'm not, I finished 10 minutes ago..
Ryou: Then what were you doing?
Watching t... I mean the birds... No really I was reading the newspaper...
Yami: He reads the newspaper? Heh, what other tricks can he do?
Haha... Very funny pharaoh... But if you'd like to see my other tricks I'd be more then glad to...
Yami: No thanks I think I'll-
Outside noises: AH MARIK! Why do you have to drive the motorcycle!?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!
Marik: And why is that?!
Malik: YOU'RE DRI-Driving it on the SIDEWALK!!
Marik: So?
Malik: Urgh...
*Ding Dong*
Ryou: =opens door to see a worn out Malik trying to hold himself up with the mail box= Oh hey Malik...
Malik: Urgh... Hi... Marik do you know how to stop that thing...?
Marik: Of course I do! =jumps off and slams kick stand down=
Malik: NO!!! HIT THE BRAKE HIT THE BRAKE!!!
Marik: Oh! =hits brake before the motorcycle runs into a tree=
Malik: phew...
Yami: He brought baka along...? Damn...
Malik: tired... =collapses inside=
Joey: HEY TRISTAN! GIVE ME BACK MY BABY DRAGON!!
Tristan: I just wanna see it!
Marik: Bakas... =walks inside=
Malik: Did you park somewhere other the near the tree or on the side walk...?
Marik: Ummm... Yup! It's on the middle of the street!
Malik: Uh-oh! =gets up quickly and runs to motorcycle quickly getting onto it and parking it inside the garage next to the car and comes back= Oh that was lucky...
Marik: What'd I do wrong?
Malik: Everything...
Yugi: So what time are we leaving?
Ryou: Around one...
And you're dad...?
Ryou's Dad: Right here! Everyone got their swimming gear?
Joey & Tristan: Yes sir!
... Bakas...
Yami: I'm ready...
Yugi: Yup! Hey is Tea coming?
Ryou: I tried phoning her but she wasn't there
Yugi: Okay
-Tea's House
Tea: MUmphi fun! = is tied up=
Mouse#1: Skeek sceek squik! =has a spoon=
Mouse#2: Skeek skeek squek! =has fork=
Tea: HUML!!!
-Ryou's House -12:41 pm
Ryou: Why don't we leave now? Everyone's here, we may have to wait a few minutes for the park to open but it'll be worth it
Ryou's Dad: That's a good idea...
Yugi: Let's go already!
Yami: Over excited, are we Yugi?
Yugi: Yup!
Joey: Oooooo I can't wait!
Tristan: In what way?
Joey: TRISTAN! You're sick!
Tristan: Ow! You don't need to hit me for it!
Marik: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Malik: MARIK! *TEWAP*
Marik: Ow! Why you little!!
Malik: Uh oh...
Oh boy...
Ryou: Not good...
Yami: Yup...
Yugi: I agree...
Ryou's Dad: Okay, stop it you two!
Marik: And why should I listen to you ol-
Malik: He's like this most of the time! I can put up with it, really! No need to worry!
Marik: Het youf haws off ky kouth!
(AN: Translation| Get your hands off my mouth)
Malik: Okay, as long as you don't attack anyone...
Marik: Fiwe!
(AN: another translation| fine)
-Street _Car -12:57 pm
//Ra damnit! We just got in the car! Why do they have to sing right away!? It's annoying as hell! Well I figured out everyone has to wear the 'trunks' that I had to try on yesterday so that's good...\\
Everyone except Malik, Marik, Yami and I: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all day long!
THIS ISN'T A BUS!!!
Yugi: Oh yeah... The wheels on the car go round and round, round and-
It's not a car either...
Yugi: Oh yeah... The wheels on the van go round and ro-
Yami: Yugi, please stop it's very irritating...
Yugi: okay...
Joey & Tristan: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around. 97 bottles of beer on the wall...
Marik: Mmmm... Beer... *TWAP* Ow! Malik! Why the hell did you do that for!?
Malik: Uhh... No one needs to know about you addiction...
I think anyone could figure that our without him telling us that...
Malik: Yeah I know...
Ryou: Hmm. Now what...?
Yami: How about explaining the scratch marks on your face again Tomb robber...
No...
Ryou's Dad: I think you've told me either
=mumbles= Ryou's cat attacked my face...
Yami: What?
Ryou's cat attacked my face, okay!?!
Yami: Okay, okay!
Ryou: Yeah... Hmmm... Once again, now what?
Malik: Truth or dare!
Marik: Oooo... This'll be fun...
Ryou: Okay then
Yugi: Who first?
Ryou: Malik you choose 'cause you came up with the idea
Malik: Okay! I choose... Joey! Truth or Dare?
Joey: What? Oh... Um... Dare?
Malik: =evil grin= Put this on... =hands Joey dog outfit=
Ryou: Where'd you get that?
Malik: I dunno, just tv magic?
Ryou: Okay then...
Malik: Now put it on!
Joey: Aw crap! Fine... =puts Doggy outfit on=
Marik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yugi: heh, heh... Hehehehe...
Yami: =smirks=
Joey: =glares=
Tristan: Haha! Joey you look like a little lap dog!
Joey: LAP DOG!?!?
Heh, sucker...
Ryou: Hehehehe...
-Water Park _Parking lot -1:34 pm
//Hehehehe... That was good... Who would have thought that seeing the Pharaoh put sprite in his hair would be so funny...?\\
Ryou: Oh that was fun! Hey Bakura remember what Yami dared you to do?
Yes I remember..
Yami: And don't forget! You have to go into the deep end as soon as you go into the swimming pool!
I know, okay!?
Marik: Sucker...
-Water Park _Water Slides -1:36 pm
Joey: Awww... Standing in line sucks!
Yugi: Colllldddd...
Yami: You shouldn't have went in the showers before you came up here
Yugi: But I won't freeze when I go in the water! Brrrrrr...
Tristan: I can go now? YESS!!! WE-HA! OW! CRRAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!
That looked like it hurt... Not that much though...
Yami: Ooooo... Landed right on his face...
Yugi: Ouch.. Bbbrrrr... You shouldn't jump when you go down a slide...
Yami: Yup...
Marik: Oooo that was good...
Life Guard: Okay you can go
Marik: ...
Malik: Enjoy! =pushes Marik down the water slide=
Marik: DAMN YOU MAAALLLIIIIKKKkkkk!!!!
Malik: Hehehehe...
Nice...
Ryou: Malik gets to go next!
Yugi: brrr... Lucky..
Joey: Yup
Life Guard: Go...
Malik: Okay! Weeeeee!
That's an embarrassment...
Yami: uhuh...
Yugi: Yesss... I'm nexxxxtt...
Yami: That's great...
Duke: Hey guys!
Yugi: Duke? What are y-you doing here?
Duke: =shrugs= The author put me in...
(AN: Shhh Duke! Don't make me take you out because you mentioned me!)
Duke: Okay, okay.... Sheesh...
Yugi: Alrighty then...
Uhuh...
Ryou: That was... Weird...
Joey: I never knew Duke talked to himself
Seto: Bakas...
Yugi: Hey Kaiba!
Yami: ...Let me guess you're here because of Mokuba again?
Seto: Yeah...
Yami: What a surprise...
Duke: Hey you guys saw him when you went to the movie right?
Yugi: Yeah, we did, why?
(AN: Tell everyone the truth! The Truth!!)
Duke: Well Seto was there because he's a big fan of Char-
Seto: Urusai baka!
(AN: Urusai means shut up)
Charlie's Angels...? Oooo this is rich
Ryou: Really... Who would have thought...
(AN: MMMMEEEEE!!! ^^)
Duke: ... Yeah...
Life Guard: Next
Yugi: YESS!!! WEEEEEE!!!
Why does everyone do that?
Yami: No idea...
Ryou: Yami, is this your first time going down a water slide?
Yami: Umm... Yes actually...
Heh, get ready because you're next
Yami: And what you've gone down one before Tomb Robber?
Well... No but this is the fastest one
Yami: Really...
Yeah...
Life Guard: Next...
Yami: Here I go!
Happy landings Pharaoh!
Yami: OH CRAP THIS IS STTTEEEEPPPP!!!!!! =has gone down water slide=
Oooo the pharaoh's scared of a little water slide... Good, I'm next..
Life Guard: ... That's fastest I've ever seen someone go down this one before... Next...
Okay then... =I go down the slide= ...
Ryou: Hey are there girls down there?
Duke: I think so...
Oh crap...
Seto: Sucker... What are you doing wimp?
Joey: WIMP!?!?! I'm not a WIMP!!! I'm just plotting...
Seto: Well that answered my question...
Ryou: Hey Duke I wanted to ask you this...
Duke: Yeah what?
Ryou: How do you know about Seto's addiction to Charlie's Angels?
Duke: Uhhh... TV magic?
Ryou: Riiiggghhtttt...
Life Guard: Next...
Ryou: YESS!!!
Seto: Now it's just the sore little puppy dog and dice boy...
Duke: Dice boy!? =throws dice at Seto's head= That'll teach you to call me Dice boy
Seto: Ow! Stupid dice...
Duke: =glares at Seto=
Life Guard: Next...
Joey: Finally!
-Water Park _Where Everyone except Duke & Seto are -2:03 pm
Ryou: =stomach growls= Ooooo... My stomach... I forgot I haven't eaten since this morning!
Joey: Oh yeah me too!
Yugi: Same here!
Malik: I'd have to agree!
Marik: I haven't eaten anything at all...
Malik: That's because you slept in till 12...
Marik: Oh yeah...
Tristan: My head...
Joey: You hungry Tristan?
Tristan: Yeah I guess...
Yami: I'm hungry a bit too...
Ryou's Dad: I'll set up the barbeque!
Everyone except for the Yamis: YES!!!
-Water Park _Rest Area -2:34 pm
Yugi: That was good!
Joey: You said it!
Tristan: Are there any left?
Yami: You already had 5 helpings Tristan!
Tristan: Yeah I know but I'm still hungry!
Everyone except Tristan: =sigh=
(AN: Who would have thought? Tristan actually ate more then Joey this time!)
Yugi: I guess we have to wait an hour to go swimming again, huh?
Ryou: Yup...
Malik: Why don't we go on the bumper boats in the mean time?
Ryou: Great idea!
Yami: Bumper Boats?
Yugi: Oh those things are so fun!
Joey: I'll stay back and play hacki, if that's okay with you guys!
Ryou: That's fine!
Joey: Okay! 1... 2... 3... Yes! Tristan watch out!
Tristan: Ow! I didn't know we were playing 'kill'!
Joey: Tough luck! Now you got 'K'!
Ryou: Oh look! Everyone's eating... for some reason... But nobodies on the Bumper boats!!
(AN: Look at the time again to refresh your memory then read the sentence above again until you get a lil fact down)
Uhuh...
Yami: Hey tomb robber, you going to go on the boats?
I guess... //Hmmm... I bet I can nock the pharaoh off the boat...\\
Ryou: //Would you stop mind linking with me when you're thinking? It's kinda annoying\\
//Well sor-ry little aibou!\\
Malik: Let's go already!
Ryou: Okay everyone who's going on the bumper boats raise your hand! Okay... 2, 4, 6...
Yugi: 8 who do we appreciate!?
No one... here anyway...
Yami: What you have a secret crush or something?
No! Course not you baka! =I mumble= Kutabare...
(AN: I refuse to put the meaning of that word in here... Yami: Then I will! AN: Aren't you suppose to be in the story!? Yami: Oh yeah!)
Yami: What was that!?
Nothing of your business...
Yami: Riggghhttt...
Ryou: No swearing! *TWAP*
OW! SHIMATTA!!
Yami: When did you learn Japanese?
I picked it up okay! Like you did!
Yami: Oh okay...
Marik: Let's go already!!!
Ryou: Okay we're going!
Marik: One second! =pushes Malik into water= Take that BAKA!!!
Malik: I just put sunscreen on! Damn!
Yugi: Umm... People are starting to head to the bumper boats!!
Yami: ONWARD TO BATTLE!!!!
Yugi: No more medieval books for you...
-Water Park _Bumper Boats -2:45 pm
//Thank Ra Malik was able to come! We're able to get on the boats before anyone else did! I love Millenium Items...\\
Ryou: //You can stop now! It's really getting on my nerves!\\
//Whoops! I think the ring lost it's touch!\\
Ryou: //So I've noticed...\\ AH! Yugi!
Yugi: Hahahaha! FIRE!
Ryou: COLD WATER!!!
Malik: OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!!
Marik: Get back here you little bastard!
Malik: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT YOU IN THE EYE!!!
(AN: These are the boats with the water guns attached!)
Yami: Here comes the boom! HA! Got you, you little wanna be tomb robber!
I am A TOMB ROBBER!!! DIE!!!
Yami: There goes the gel in my hair again...
(Yami: Oh and correction! You WERE a tomb robber! ^^ Just something I had to say!)
Yugi: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AH!
Yami: Ha! Take that Yugi!!
Yugi: Now we look like twins!
Yami: We looked like twins in the first place!
Yugi: Oh yeah...
Bakas...
Malik: SOME ONE HELP ME!!!
Marik: RAMMIN' TIME!!!
Life Guard Person: =blows whistle= Everyone back to shore!
Oh crap my boats staling...
Yami: Hey Tomb robber! Need a little push?
Umm... How 'bout no! You crazy Egyptian pharaoh!
(AN: Definitely too much Gold Member! ^^"")
Yami: What the? Oh well! =rams=
I'll get you John Gear!
Yami: ooooooooooooooooooookay then...
Ow! Yes Home free! =I get out of the boat=
Ryou: Oh we still have to wait a bit!
I don't care I'm going into the pool!
Yami: Don't for- =gets out of boat= get to start off in the deep end!
Yes, yes PHAR-aoh...
-Water Park +Pool _Deep End -2:58 pm
//Under... Back on top... Under... Back on top..\\
Ryou: //You shouldn't just let the water make you submerge then emerge again!\\
//I don't feel like moving...\\
Yami: Ooo... This is good..
Wh-
Yami: What?
No-
Yami: Why? Yes-
Yami: Next word?
Is-
Yami: That?
Yes...
Yami: I dunno... You hair looks-
//Under again...\\
Yami: Funny...
Malik: NO! NO NOT THE DAMN WATER BALLOONS!!!
Life Guard: No Balloons in the pool!
Marik: Damn it! =throws one at the life guard=
Life Guard: =twitch, blows whistle=
Marik: AH MY EYES!!
Malik: Ears...
Marik: Those too!
Yugi: I've heard holy water works on Yamis!
Yami: You're evil...
Yugi: What!? All I did was spill a bit on you when we went to church one day to show blessings...
Yami: =glares=
Yugi: SORRY!
Okay then...
Ryou: Hmm... Maybe I should try that...
Malik: Yeah...
Marik: Actually you've already tried it on me!
Malik: Really?
Marik: Yup!
Malik: Did it work?
Marik: Let's just say I was in the soul room for 12 months or 365 days or so...
Malik: 1 year...
Marik: Yeah... Same thing...
I think I'm get-
Ryou: Getting a...
//CRAMP!!! OW OH RA DAMN IT!\\
Ryou: A CRAMP!!! OW, OW, OW!!!!
Yami: Uh-oh... The tomb robber's not in the water anymore...
OH DAMN IT!!! FRIGGIN CRAMP!!
Yami: You should stop taking over Ryou's body in painful situations...
Life Guard: Stand back!
Oh crap! DAMN IT!!
Yami: Not good...
=I cough in Ryou's body= ACK! CAN'T BREATH!!
Life Guard: Sir! Would you please lay down!
This isn't good!
-Water Park _By swimming pool -3:10 pm
//Phew back in the water before that "Life Guard" could do anything...\\
Ryou: AH! GET OFF ME!!!!
Life Guard: Huh?
Ryou: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?!
Yami: Hehehehe...
//Must stay under water... Must, oh crap, need of oxygen growing... AH! INCOMING PERSON!\\ ACK!!
Person: Whoops... Sorry dude, didn't Seeya... Sorry bout ramming ya in the gut...
//Must kill...\\
Yami: Tomb Robber!
What!?
Ryou: BAKURA!!
Oh crap...
Girl: He's cute!
Double crap!
Girl#2: You're right!
DAMN IT!!!
Girl#3: I much prefer the guy with the long blond hair!
Marik: Me?
Girl#3: No him! =points to Malik=
Malik: NOOO!!! =dives in next to me=
Ow! Watch it!
Malik: Sorry bout that...
Girl#3: Darn...
Girl#2: Hello!
Leave me alone! It was bad enough that you two followed me from the water slides!
Girl#1: Too bad! We really like those Pokemon things everyone's into these days!
All Yamis and aibous: Duel Monsters!!
Girl#1: Yeah that's it...
Ryou's Dad: Okay boys! Time to go!
Finally!
~YES MY LONGEST YET! On the word program I use to right these this chap. Is 22 pages in typed size12! How long is that!?
Yami: 22 pages...
Quite stating the obvious besides it's one of those questions you don't answer!
Yami: Oh... Now about the translation to Kutabare...
NOOOOOO!!!!!
Bakura: It mean f*** you if you really must know...
--" Bad potty mouth Bakura! *twap*
Bakura: OW!
Yami: Please review!! Hey Serena I thought you liked Bak- ^^
No! Bad Yami! *twaps* Please review! I don't care if you give me flames! They will be used for...
Bakura: Fires on you head if you do so
Uhh... Yeah... I guess... Actually I was gonna say-
Marik: Or you'll be fed to the shadows!
Where the hell... Oh well... Anyway review! And don't the Shadow Realm catch you! ^^
Yami: What the f-
Bakura: It's already caught me once... I think...
Oh be quiet! Review!~