Chapter six: Songs, rabbits, and just plain weirdness
Hermione and Draco were trying to pull each others hands off while walking up the long stairs. Draco had gotten bored and started singing whacky and cruel songs.
"Old pricks, old pricks, old pricks annoy me. Really, really, really they do. Hey! Old pricks, old pricks, old pricks annoy me! I never thought she'd ever live this long, thank God I'm still strong. I annoy people running down the halls. Ignoring calls, all the all's just to have some fun. Hey! I never thought, I never thought I'd live past 16. Never thought, never thought I'd have Hermione..." Draco sang the song happily, in the rhythm of 'Jingle Bells.'
"And you being an egoistical fool doesn't help me at all!" Hermione shouted, playfully shoving Malfoy into the stair rail.
"Ha ha ha. Running into everything, kissing the ground in a mere moments time... No, I'm not a mime..." Draco rhymed poorly, receiving a disappointed stare from Hermione.
"You know, I could help you." Hermione said, her voice having a tone she would've used with Harry if he needed help.
"Nah. Jingle balls, jingle balls-" Draco started to sing, but Hermione cut him off.
"That one got already made." Hermione said in undertone and Draco laughed.
The two continued making-up songs as they walked up the stairs. The next hour, they had made up three songs: 'Mary had a big fat touché,' 'Mary had big big feet,' and their favorite, a new version of 'Jingle Balls.' That just proved they were very perverted when they were bored...
"Mary had big big feet, big, big, big, big... Er, is there another big?" Hermione started to sing, but had gotten confused in some parts. This one song took so long that they reached the door.
Draco stared over at the crimson door and a moment forgot to strangle Hermione's hand to death. He took a step forward, dragging Hermione with him. His gray eyes scanned the symbols on the door; the Gryffindor lion and the Slytherin snake. He took a step back, and the symbols disappeared. He let go of Hermione's hand and took a step forward and his eyes widened when he saw what he saw. The snake appeared again, now again with the lion. Getting frustrated, Draco turned around and made a grab for Hermione's hand, dragging her with him until they were in front of the door.
"Hermione, what do you see in the door?" Draco asked, having a staring contest between the orange lion.
"Us..." Hermione whispered, her eyes wide.
Draco glanced curiously over at her and then put his hand to the door. He peeked into a hole he had just noticed and smelled a smell of decay from behind the door. Intrigued, his gray eyes scanned the room. He couldn't see anything, only black, as if something was blocking the door. He kept on staring until he felt something slimy drop onto his back.
"Draco!" Hermione screamed, pulling him back from the door, now eyeing the black dog that stood in the open door. Yes, stood, and this is because it was so big that it looked as if it was standing.
"What the fucking hell..." Draco mumbled, his gray eyes glancing over at Hermione and then to the dog.
"Great... That's the dog that I saw in my room!" Hermione looked as if she was about to smack herself.
Draco reached into his pockets from his wand and pulled it out after a few seconds. "Surpentious!" He yelled, pointing his wand at the dog. There was a flash of pink and Draco blanched. He meant to turn it into a serpent, not a rabbit...
Hermione watched as the dog turned into a pink fuzzy rabbit and stared down at it goggle-eyed. "I'm glad you failed Transfiguration for the first time in my life..." She muttered before bending down and picking up the rabbit. "Hey, it smells like strawberries!"
"Good. Now can we see what's been making the weird sounds?" Draco asked after a few minutes of watching Hermione pet the rabbit.
"Sure." Hermione said and followed Draco into the room.
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A/n: I can't stay on for less than an hour online, so I've devoted myself to this story... I found another typo...
"It dongs, too? It sounds like a gong." Draco said in undertone, twirling a loose strange of Hermione's hair with between his pale fingers.
On strange, it's supposed to be strand.
Yes, it's only a one-pager again. I'm having a case of writer's block and I'm so sorry!
awwwwwww: I still can't believe someone loves this story! I decided to add some more humor to this, so how was it?
~piedermort~: Peter piper picked a peck of pickles-DAMN! Hello again. Yeah, I'm grateful for getting Grammar corrections, not insulted. If I want to be a good writer, then I need all the help I can get. I'm glad I have reviewers like you! I think I woke some people up though with the kissing part on the chapter before. o.o;
Yeah, like I said before: THANK YOU AWWWWWW AND ~PIEDERMORT~ FOR EXISTING! I love you! Also reviews, but, hey... o.O;
Disclaimer: I am Jamie McCarver. Enough said!
Genre: Romance/Angst/Humor
Hermione and Draco were trying to pull each others hands off while walking up the long stairs. Draco had gotten bored and started singing whacky and cruel songs.
"Old pricks, old pricks, old pricks annoy me. Really, really, really they do. Hey! Old pricks, old pricks, old pricks annoy me! I never thought she'd ever live this long, thank God I'm still strong. I annoy people running down the halls. Ignoring calls, all the all's just to have some fun. Hey! I never thought, I never thought I'd live past 16. Never thought, never thought I'd have Hermione..." Draco sang the song happily, in the rhythm of 'Jingle Bells.'
"And you being an egoistical fool doesn't help me at all!" Hermione shouted, playfully shoving Malfoy into the stair rail.
"Ha ha ha. Running into everything, kissing the ground in a mere moments time... No, I'm not a mime..." Draco rhymed poorly, receiving a disappointed stare from Hermione.
"You know, I could help you." Hermione said, her voice having a tone she would've used with Harry if he needed help.
"Nah. Jingle balls, jingle balls-" Draco started to sing, but Hermione cut him off.
"That one got already made." Hermione said in undertone and Draco laughed.
The two continued making-up songs as they walked up the stairs. The next hour, they had made up three songs: 'Mary had a big fat touché,' 'Mary had big big feet,' and their favorite, a new version of 'Jingle Balls.' That just proved they were very perverted when they were bored...
"Mary had big big feet, big, big, big, big... Er, is there another big?" Hermione started to sing, but had gotten confused in some parts. This one song took so long that they reached the door.
Draco stared over at the crimson door and a moment forgot to strangle Hermione's hand to death. He took a step forward, dragging Hermione with him. His gray eyes scanned the symbols on the door; the Gryffindor lion and the Slytherin snake. He took a step back, and the symbols disappeared. He let go of Hermione's hand and took a step forward and his eyes widened when he saw what he saw. The snake appeared again, now again with the lion. Getting frustrated, Draco turned around and made a grab for Hermione's hand, dragging her with him until they were in front of the door.
"Hermione, what do you see in the door?" Draco asked, having a staring contest between the orange lion.
"Us..." Hermione whispered, her eyes wide.
Draco glanced curiously over at her and then put his hand to the door. He peeked into a hole he had just noticed and smelled a smell of decay from behind the door. Intrigued, his gray eyes scanned the room. He couldn't see anything, only black, as if something was blocking the door. He kept on staring until he felt something slimy drop onto his back.
"Draco!" Hermione screamed, pulling him back from the door, now eyeing the black dog that stood in the open door. Yes, stood, and this is because it was so big that it looked as if it was standing.
"What the fucking hell..." Draco mumbled, his gray eyes glancing over at Hermione and then to the dog.
"Great... That's the dog that I saw in my room!" Hermione looked as if she was about to smack herself.
Draco reached into his pockets from his wand and pulled it out after a few seconds. "Surpentious!" He yelled, pointing his wand at the dog. There was a flash of pink and Draco blanched. He meant to turn it into a serpent, not a rabbit...
Hermione watched as the dog turned into a pink fuzzy rabbit and stared down at it goggle-eyed. "I'm glad you failed Transfiguration for the first time in my life..." She muttered before bending down and picking up the rabbit. "Hey, it smells like strawberries!"
"Good. Now can we see what's been making the weird sounds?" Draco asked after a few minutes of watching Hermione pet the rabbit.
"Sure." Hermione said and followed Draco into the room.
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A/n: I can't stay on for less than an hour online, so I've devoted myself to this story... I found another typo...
"It dongs, too? It sounds like a gong." Draco said in undertone, twirling a loose strange of Hermione's hair with between his pale fingers.
On strange, it's supposed to be strand.
Yes, it's only a one-pager again. I'm having a case of writer's block and I'm so sorry!
awwwwwww: I still can't believe someone loves this story! I decided to add some more humor to this, so how was it?
~piedermort~: Peter piper picked a peck of pickles-DAMN! Hello again. Yeah, I'm grateful for getting Grammar corrections, not insulted. If I want to be a good writer, then I need all the help I can get. I'm glad I have reviewers like you! I think I woke some people up though with the kissing part on the chapter before. o.o;
Yeah, like I said before: THANK YOU AWWWWWW AND ~PIEDERMORT~ FOR EXISTING! I love you! Also reviews, but, hey... o.O;
Disclaimer: I am Jamie McCarver. Enough said!
Genre: Romance/Angst/Humor