~Serena: Hello my folks of Pincup!
Yami: You aren't a hobbit Serena!
Serena: Yes I know but I MAY be one!
Yami: Key word 'MAY'!
Serena: Yes I know... But anyway! The DISCALAIMER!
Yami: Yeah, yeah getting there...
Serena: ...
Yami: ...
Serena: I'm waiting!
Yami: You're inpatient!
Serena: And proud of it now chop, chop!
Yami: Okay! Sheesh! Serena does not own YGO or any other anime/show that may appear in this fic! Happy!?
Serena: Yup! Okay now back to the audience... Sorry about the last chap. being a bit... Scary... Hope fully this one will not be as so... Anywho I finally decided to keep it out of Baku's point of view because it was somehow driving me insane! Well it'll still have him thinking right after stuff but that's only cause I'm really lazy with writing extra cr-
Yami: Bad Serena! =twap= ~~
Serena: Ow! I'm the only one who can do that! =twaps back=
Yami: Ow! Uhh... Okay whatever... Yeah... So anyway! You may read the fic now!~
-Ryou's House -10:34 am
//Owww... Why does my head hurt so much... Hey wait a minute... I hear-\\
Bakura: AH! RYOU! GET YOUR RA DAMNED CAT OFF MY HEAD!!
Ryou: Huh? What? Oh... I think Tigerlily likes sleeping in your hair Bakura!
Bakura: I don't care! Just... Get it off!
Ryou: That's not a nice way to talk to her! =picks up Tigerlily= Ah, here we go! You sleep well my lil huggle pushy? =kitty mouth=
Bakura: Huggle... Push... y? =looks disgusted= Yuck.
Ryou: Dere you go lil puss =puts Tigerlily down=
Bakura: =shudders= So what will happen today, little aibou?
Ryou: Well since you haven't caused much trouble recently we decided we'd go to the park today with my dad
Bakura: The... Park?
Ryou: Oops! I mean the Zoo!
Bakura: Right...
Ryou: You know the rules in the Zoo right?
Bakura: Course I do! You don't feed the animals!
Ryou: And?
Bakura: No petting the animals!
Ryou: Good!
Bakura: =mumbles to self= That means I can't play with them...
Ryou: What was that?
Bakura: Nothing!
Ryou: Sure it was... I'm going to go wake up my dad now, so go get changed!
Bakura: Fine!
-Zoo _Entrance -11:17 am
//How annoying that song is... The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round the wheels on the bus go round and ro- ACK! I'm singing that stupid song now! Damn it!\\
Bakura: Ryou!
Ryou: Yes?
Bakura: Never sing that song again!!
Ryou: Oo-kay...
Ryou's Dad: Hmm... They're going to be showing the elephants at 1 o'clock... So let's grab some lunch now to get there early
Ryou: Okay!
-Zoo _Restaurant -11:19 am
//Hmm... Tacos... $1.95... Mustard... $2.00... Wait a minute! Why is mustard so expensive? And why is it on the ordering list? Oh well...\\
Ryou's Dad: So what are you going to order, Bakura?
Bakura: Huh? Oh... //This seems weird... I don't think anyone has asked me what I wanted before in a non threatening tone...\\ I think I'll have the... Cheese... Burger...
Ryou: Hahaha!
Bakura: What's so funny!?
Ryou: Cheese burgers are normally for supper but I guess you've never had one before, huh?
Bakura: Yes, so?
Ryou: Well whatever!
Ryou's Dad: =orders the food= Ryou, Bakura you two can find a table for us to sit at okay?
Ryou: Okay
Bakura: Whatever...
=Ryou and Bakura sit down at a table in the darkest corner=
Ryou: Why do we always have to sit where you want?
Bakura: Because you drag me around everywhere...
Ryou: ... Okay...
Ryou's Dad: And here's the food! Ryou your soup and Bakura you're cheese burger
Ryou: Ah... =takes soup= Thanks dad!
Bakura: ... =takes burger= ... =begins eating burger= It's a bit thin, but... oh well...
Ryou: This hits the spot
Ryou's Dad: Glad you're both enjoying it...
//Hmm... I don't know what is but Ryou's Dad is acting like I was his son too... Maybe like a replacement of Ryou's sister... Wonder whatever happened to her...\\
(AN: Yes! Ryou does have a sister! No! I did not come up with her! Those are the facts! And Ryou's sister died of an unknown death to most of us so far!)
Ryou: Something wrong, Bakura?
Bakura: Don't get all mushy on me, aibou.
Ryou: But aren't I already mushy? =hugs Bakura just to annoy him and freak him out a bit=
Bakura: Let go Ryou! =pushes Ryou back into his seat=
Ryou: Hahahaha! Got you Bakura!
Bakura: Very funny...
-Zoo _Monkeys -12:03 pm
//Finally get to see some of the animals... Monkeys.. Weird things...\\
Ryou: Wahoo! Monkeys!
Ryou's Dad: Elephant's show is in an hour...
Bakura: =waves hand in front of cage=
Monkey #1: Ooo ooo AH AH AH!! |Translation| Hey Bob! What do you think we should do with this one?
Bakura: ...
Monkey known as Bob: Ooo ah oh ee! |Trans| I say we do what we do to the rest
Monkey #1: Oh ka ee! |Trans| Okay
Bakura: Was that just me or did it sound like he said okay?
Ryou: You know it sort of did... Freaky...
Monkey #1: AH AH AH AH! =putting hand threw cage=
Bakura: What the? Do monkeys normally do this?
Ryou: =shrugs= I don't think so
Bakura: =has forgotten about removing hand from outside the cage=
Monkey #1: =grabs Bakura's hand and begins pulling on it=
Bakura: Huh? =looks at monkey= What the hell? =removes hand from the monkey's strong grasp like it was nothing=
Monkey #1: AH! Ooo ooo ka ee ah!! |Trans| AH! His foot escaped my grasp!!
(AN: You know monkeys may not consider what we call hands, hands. That is way I did that)
Bob the monkey: Ooo kee nah ah! |Trans| Did you have a good grip, Me?
Me the monkey: Nee haha! |Trans| You bet!
Bakura: Conversation?
Ryou: =shrugs=
Ryou's Dad: Twenty minutes till the Elephant show! Come on guys! Let's go!
Ryou: Okay
-Zoo _Elephant Show Area -12:56 pm
Ryou's Dad: Elephants are so cool...
Ryou: Uhhh... Right, dad... Whatever you say...
Ryou's Dad: I think I'll buy one of those Elephant balloons before the show starts...
Bakura: You go do that! I'll just move over here and pretend I don't know you!
Ryou: Now that I think about it me too!
Bakura: What you're going to buy one also?
Ryou: No! Just pretend I don't know him
Bakura: Oh... Okay...
=show begins=
Ryou's Dad: Well I guess I'll have to wait till after the show...
Elephant Instructor: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Kuma the Elephant's Show! I'm his trainer Ms. Lanivelle and I will be your host for today's show! We will begin by introducing you to Kuma then show you what he can do! Kuma come on out!
Most of the Crowd: =cheering, clapping, whistling and so forth=
Ms. Lanivelle: Kuma is an African Elephant. He enjoys being ridden and pleasing the crowd!
Bakura: Well that's very interesting... =sarcastic tone= =has arms crossed=
Ms. Lanivelle: I'd be very glad to give two audience members a ride on the Elephant.
Most of the Crowd: =raises hands=
Ryou: =has hand raised= Why aren't you trying to go on it?
Bakura: Because it's a waist of time...
(Well what do you think is going to happen? Yes the obvious!)
Ryou: Oh come on you old grouch! =pulls Bakura hand up=
Ms. Lanivelle: You two with the white hair!
Ryou: Me?
Bakura: What?!
Ms. Lanivelle: You two will be the ones to ride Kuma!
Ryou: Yay! =drags Bakura with him up to Kuma=
Bakura: Why me?
Ryou: Shhh!
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay! Kuma down!
Kuma: =lays down=
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay you two can I get your names?
Ryou: Mine's Ryou and he's Bakura!
Bakura: =has arms crossed again=
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay thank you! Ryou and Bakura are going to ride Kuma threw three hoops...
Bakura: That all?
Ms. Lanivelle: Of fire!
Crowd: =gasp=
Bakura: ...Sweet
Ryou: ..Eep...
Bakura: Thanks Ryou, I'm glad you raised my hand now! =smirk=
Ryou: =gulp=
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay now you two get on Kuma while I set everything up
Bakura: =drags Ryou onto Kuma= Scared stiff, aibou?
Ryou: H-h-h-oops?
Bakura: =sigh= Yes we're going threw hoops
Ryou: Of-of-of fire?
Bakura: Yes, Ryou
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay everything's set up! Kuma up!
Kuma: =gets up=
Ms. Lanivelle: This will test the courage of the riders and loyalty of Kuma!
Crowd: =Cheers=
Ryou's Dad: Oh I hope Ryou's okay!
Yugi: Oh hello Mr. Baku!
Ryou's Dad: Yugi? Yugi Moto? What are you doing here?
Yugi: Nothing much. My grandpa decided we should come today so we did. And I wouldn't worry about Ryou he'll be fine!
Ryou's Dad: Oh okay...
Bakura: =hums and makes the Millenium Ring appear=
Ryou: Y-you help us?
Bakura: Help? No, no... Not help aibou! Hmm... More like shield... =makes a bubble appear around Ryou, himself and Kuma=
Kuma: =trumpets, not knowing what happened, goes up on hind legs=
Ms. Lanivelle: No! Kuma! Stay down! Kuma!
Kuma: =trumpets again then reels down=
Ryou: =shivering=
Bakura: Hakari! Everything is okay! No need to shiver!
Ryou: Re-really?
Bakura: =sigh= Yes, okay?
Ryou: Okay...
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay then...Everyone ready?
Crowd: YES!
Ms. Lanivelle: Ryou? Bakura?
Bakura: =nods=
Ryou: =clinging onto Bakura=
(AN: Still not Shounen-ai)
Ms. Lanivelle: Alright! Kuma! Threw the hoops!
Kuma: =begins walking towards the hoops=
Bakura: Hmm... I sense fear somewhere...
Ryou: Me?
Bakura: No not you...
=flames shoot out from hoops=
Kuma: =trumpets and reels up=
Bakura: The elephant!
Ryou: WAH! =clinging even harder to Bakura=
Bakura: Ryou! Ryou! You're clawing my back! Ryou!
Ryou: Make it stop! Make it stop!
Ms. Lanivelle: Kuma! Down!
Kuma: =turns around and runs for the crowd=
Most of the Crowd: =screams, gasps=
Yugi: Yami! Do something!
Yami: I'm not prepared! Umm... Oh shit!
Ryou's Dad: Ryou!
Ryou: We're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die...
Bakura: =begins chanting again=
Kuma: =freezes=
Crowd: =big sigh=
Yami: Wow... Looks like the tomb robber does care after all!
Bakura: Shut your trap pharaoh!
Yami: I love you too... =sarcastic tone=
Yugi: =blinks= I think... That was a big enough adventure for one day...
Ryou's Dad: =nods=
~Serena: Meha! ^^ I luv this chap! Though my favorite is the shopping one for some reason...
Yami: I keep telling you it's because you like Ba-
Serena: Quiet you!
Yami: Huw kun ish shpeak whesh yush coweringg mys mout!? |Trans| How can I speak when you're covering my mouth!?
Serena: You just spoke didn't you?
Yami: Joosh poit... |Trans| Good point
Serena: Don't forget to review!
Bakura: Or I'll hunt you down and kill you!
Serena: uhh... Right...~
Yami: You aren't a hobbit Serena!
Serena: Yes I know but I MAY be one!
Yami: Key word 'MAY'!
Serena: Yes I know... But anyway! The DISCALAIMER!
Yami: Yeah, yeah getting there...
Serena: ...
Yami: ...
Serena: I'm waiting!
Yami: You're inpatient!
Serena: And proud of it now chop, chop!
Yami: Okay! Sheesh! Serena does not own YGO or any other anime/show that may appear in this fic! Happy!?
Serena: Yup! Okay now back to the audience... Sorry about the last chap. being a bit... Scary... Hope fully this one will not be as so... Anywho I finally decided to keep it out of Baku's point of view because it was somehow driving me insane! Well it'll still have him thinking right after stuff but that's only cause I'm really lazy with writing extra cr-
Yami: Bad Serena! =twap= ~~
Serena: Ow! I'm the only one who can do that! =twaps back=
Yami: Ow! Uhh... Okay whatever... Yeah... So anyway! You may read the fic now!~
-Ryou's House -10:34 am
//Owww... Why does my head hurt so much... Hey wait a minute... I hear-\\
Bakura: AH! RYOU! GET YOUR RA DAMNED CAT OFF MY HEAD!!
Ryou: Huh? What? Oh... I think Tigerlily likes sleeping in your hair Bakura!
Bakura: I don't care! Just... Get it off!
Ryou: That's not a nice way to talk to her! =picks up Tigerlily= Ah, here we go! You sleep well my lil huggle pushy? =kitty mouth=
Bakura: Huggle... Push... y? =looks disgusted= Yuck.
Ryou: Dere you go lil puss =puts Tigerlily down=
Bakura: =shudders= So what will happen today, little aibou?
Ryou: Well since you haven't caused much trouble recently we decided we'd go to the park today with my dad
Bakura: The... Park?
Ryou: Oops! I mean the Zoo!
Bakura: Right...
Ryou: You know the rules in the Zoo right?
Bakura: Course I do! You don't feed the animals!
Ryou: And?
Bakura: No petting the animals!
Ryou: Good!
Bakura: =mumbles to self= That means I can't play with them...
Ryou: What was that?
Bakura: Nothing!
Ryou: Sure it was... I'm going to go wake up my dad now, so go get changed!
Bakura: Fine!
-Zoo _Entrance -11:17 am
//How annoying that song is... The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round the wheels on the bus go round and ro- ACK! I'm singing that stupid song now! Damn it!\\
Bakura: Ryou!
Ryou: Yes?
Bakura: Never sing that song again!!
Ryou: Oo-kay...
Ryou's Dad: Hmm... They're going to be showing the elephants at 1 o'clock... So let's grab some lunch now to get there early
Ryou: Okay!
-Zoo _Restaurant -11:19 am
//Hmm... Tacos... $1.95... Mustard... $2.00... Wait a minute! Why is mustard so expensive? And why is it on the ordering list? Oh well...\\
Ryou's Dad: So what are you going to order, Bakura?
Bakura: Huh? Oh... //This seems weird... I don't think anyone has asked me what I wanted before in a non threatening tone...\\ I think I'll have the... Cheese... Burger...
Ryou: Hahaha!
Bakura: What's so funny!?
Ryou: Cheese burgers are normally for supper but I guess you've never had one before, huh?
Bakura: Yes, so?
Ryou: Well whatever!
Ryou's Dad: =orders the food= Ryou, Bakura you two can find a table for us to sit at okay?
Ryou: Okay
Bakura: Whatever...
=Ryou and Bakura sit down at a table in the darkest corner=
Ryou: Why do we always have to sit where you want?
Bakura: Because you drag me around everywhere...
Ryou: ... Okay...
Ryou's Dad: And here's the food! Ryou your soup and Bakura you're cheese burger
Ryou: Ah... =takes soup= Thanks dad!
Bakura: ... =takes burger= ... =begins eating burger= It's a bit thin, but... oh well...
Ryou: This hits the spot
Ryou's Dad: Glad you're both enjoying it...
//Hmm... I don't know what is but Ryou's Dad is acting like I was his son too... Maybe like a replacement of Ryou's sister... Wonder whatever happened to her...\\
(AN: Yes! Ryou does have a sister! No! I did not come up with her! Those are the facts! And Ryou's sister died of an unknown death to most of us so far!)
Ryou: Something wrong, Bakura?
Bakura: Don't get all mushy on me, aibou.
Ryou: But aren't I already mushy? =hugs Bakura just to annoy him and freak him out a bit=
Bakura: Let go Ryou! =pushes Ryou back into his seat=
Ryou: Hahahaha! Got you Bakura!
Bakura: Very funny...
-Zoo _Monkeys -12:03 pm
//Finally get to see some of the animals... Monkeys.. Weird things...\\
Ryou: Wahoo! Monkeys!
Ryou's Dad: Elephant's show is in an hour...
Bakura: =waves hand in front of cage=
Monkey #1: Ooo ooo AH AH AH!! |Translation| Hey Bob! What do you think we should do with this one?
Bakura: ...
Monkey known as Bob: Ooo ah oh ee! |Trans| I say we do what we do to the rest
Monkey #1: Oh ka ee! |Trans| Okay
Bakura: Was that just me or did it sound like he said okay?
Ryou: You know it sort of did... Freaky...
Monkey #1: AH AH AH AH! =putting hand threw cage=
Bakura: What the? Do monkeys normally do this?
Ryou: =shrugs= I don't think so
Bakura: =has forgotten about removing hand from outside the cage=
Monkey #1: =grabs Bakura's hand and begins pulling on it=
Bakura: Huh? =looks at monkey= What the hell? =removes hand from the monkey's strong grasp like it was nothing=
Monkey #1: AH! Ooo ooo ka ee ah!! |Trans| AH! His foot escaped my grasp!!
(AN: You know monkeys may not consider what we call hands, hands. That is way I did that)
Bob the monkey: Ooo kee nah ah! |Trans| Did you have a good grip, Me?
Me the monkey: Nee haha! |Trans| You bet!
Bakura: Conversation?
Ryou: =shrugs=
Ryou's Dad: Twenty minutes till the Elephant show! Come on guys! Let's go!
Ryou: Okay
-Zoo _Elephant Show Area -12:56 pm
Ryou's Dad: Elephants are so cool...
Ryou: Uhhh... Right, dad... Whatever you say...
Ryou's Dad: I think I'll buy one of those Elephant balloons before the show starts...
Bakura: You go do that! I'll just move over here and pretend I don't know you!
Ryou: Now that I think about it me too!
Bakura: What you're going to buy one also?
Ryou: No! Just pretend I don't know him
Bakura: Oh... Okay...
=show begins=
Ryou's Dad: Well I guess I'll have to wait till after the show...
Elephant Instructor: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to Kuma the Elephant's Show! I'm his trainer Ms. Lanivelle and I will be your host for today's show! We will begin by introducing you to Kuma then show you what he can do! Kuma come on out!
Most of the Crowd: =cheering, clapping, whistling and so forth=
Ms. Lanivelle: Kuma is an African Elephant. He enjoys being ridden and pleasing the crowd!
Bakura: Well that's very interesting... =sarcastic tone= =has arms crossed=
Ms. Lanivelle: I'd be very glad to give two audience members a ride on the Elephant.
Most of the Crowd: =raises hands=
Ryou: =has hand raised= Why aren't you trying to go on it?
Bakura: Because it's a waist of time...
(Well what do you think is going to happen? Yes the obvious!)
Ryou: Oh come on you old grouch! =pulls Bakura hand up=
Ms. Lanivelle: You two with the white hair!
Ryou: Me?
Bakura: What?!
Ms. Lanivelle: You two will be the ones to ride Kuma!
Ryou: Yay! =drags Bakura with him up to Kuma=
Bakura: Why me?
Ryou: Shhh!
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay! Kuma down!
Kuma: =lays down=
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay you two can I get your names?
Ryou: Mine's Ryou and he's Bakura!
Bakura: =has arms crossed again=
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay thank you! Ryou and Bakura are going to ride Kuma threw three hoops...
Bakura: That all?
Ms. Lanivelle: Of fire!
Crowd: =gasp=
Bakura: ...Sweet
Ryou: ..Eep...
Bakura: Thanks Ryou, I'm glad you raised my hand now! =smirk=
Ryou: =gulp=
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay now you two get on Kuma while I set everything up
Bakura: =drags Ryou onto Kuma= Scared stiff, aibou?
Ryou: H-h-h-oops?
Bakura: =sigh= Yes we're going threw hoops
Ryou: Of-of-of fire?
Bakura: Yes, Ryou
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay everything's set up! Kuma up!
Kuma: =gets up=
Ms. Lanivelle: This will test the courage of the riders and loyalty of Kuma!
Crowd: =Cheers=
Ryou's Dad: Oh I hope Ryou's okay!
Yugi: Oh hello Mr. Baku!
Ryou's Dad: Yugi? Yugi Moto? What are you doing here?
Yugi: Nothing much. My grandpa decided we should come today so we did. And I wouldn't worry about Ryou he'll be fine!
Ryou's Dad: Oh okay...
Bakura: =hums and makes the Millenium Ring appear=
Ryou: Y-you help us?
Bakura: Help? No, no... Not help aibou! Hmm... More like shield... =makes a bubble appear around Ryou, himself and Kuma=
Kuma: =trumpets, not knowing what happened, goes up on hind legs=
Ms. Lanivelle: No! Kuma! Stay down! Kuma!
Kuma: =trumpets again then reels down=
Ryou: =shivering=
Bakura: Hakari! Everything is okay! No need to shiver!
Ryou: Re-really?
Bakura: =sigh= Yes, okay?
Ryou: Okay...
Ms. Lanivelle: Okay then...Everyone ready?
Crowd: YES!
Ms. Lanivelle: Ryou? Bakura?
Bakura: =nods=
Ryou: =clinging onto Bakura=
(AN: Still not Shounen-ai)
Ms. Lanivelle: Alright! Kuma! Threw the hoops!
Kuma: =begins walking towards the hoops=
Bakura: Hmm... I sense fear somewhere...
Ryou: Me?
Bakura: No not you...
=flames shoot out from hoops=
Kuma: =trumpets and reels up=
Bakura: The elephant!
Ryou: WAH! =clinging even harder to Bakura=
Bakura: Ryou! Ryou! You're clawing my back! Ryou!
Ryou: Make it stop! Make it stop!
Ms. Lanivelle: Kuma! Down!
Kuma: =turns around and runs for the crowd=
Most of the Crowd: =screams, gasps=
Yugi: Yami! Do something!
Yami: I'm not prepared! Umm... Oh shit!
Ryou's Dad: Ryou!
Ryou: We're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die, we're all gonna die...
Bakura: =begins chanting again=
Kuma: =freezes=
Crowd: =big sigh=
Yami: Wow... Looks like the tomb robber does care after all!
Bakura: Shut your trap pharaoh!
Yami: I love you too... =sarcastic tone=
Yugi: =blinks= I think... That was a big enough adventure for one day...
Ryou's Dad: =nods=
~Serena: Meha! ^^ I luv this chap! Though my favorite is the shopping one for some reason...
Yami: I keep telling you it's because you like Ba-
Serena: Quiet you!
Yami: Huw kun ish shpeak whesh yush coweringg mys mout!? |Trans| How can I speak when you're covering my mouth!?
Serena: You just spoke didn't you?
Yami: Joosh poit... |Trans| Good point
Serena: Don't forget to review!
Bakura: Or I'll hunt you down and kill you!
Serena: uhh... Right...~