Summary: though Fuu doesn't relize it, she is the true pillar. She and
ferio, a guy who doesn't know he is the prince of Cephiro, must go on a
journy to stop what ever evil is trying to destroy everything. Erm, really
dorky summary, and this chapter doesn't even show any action, it doesn't
even show how Fuu gets mixed up in the Cephiro mess. Sigh, in fact, you
don't even hear of Ferio in this chapter. But don't worry like I do, read
and review, and if people like this, I'll keep on going, and if they don't,
I'll still do some more chapters, but I will stop and go to my parody
story.
Any who, I'm bamboomarang, a new writer on fan fiction. I finished this chapter waaaaay before I thought I would, though you can still go read The Preview of this story. I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn Greg. Who wants to do the disclaimer?
bambu: Hi! ^^ *runs off to raise crickets*
*not even the crickets chirp*
oh, come on, it's not that bad.Loki? bambu? Anybody?
Crickets start chirping for the heck of it.
*sigh* I will do the disclaimer after the story then.
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The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
**********Fuu**********
My cold is not helping my head ach. I thought the aspirin would work by now. I do hope I did take the right medication. it did say that I am supposed to take as much as an adult. all the aspirin has seemed to do is make me feel depressed. Maybe it was just today, but.life just seems.Unfair. I mean, Hikaru is strong, energetic; Umi is beautiful, strong willed, and they both have wonderful families.
And me?
Some might say I am smart, but Are not Hikaru and Umi smart too? I do not have anything special, like I am not beautiful, I shoot in a battle, never do I fight face to face, so being that I am not brave enough I can not say if I am strong or not, I am an early bird, but that does not mean I am energetic, because I am not, I drink coffee but it makes me sleepy, I am not even short like Hikaru or tall like Umi, and the only friends I have do not call me except for answers to homework, I never really understand the gossip when they do bother to tell me, and if I remember any it is old stuff that does not matter. And I do not even want to talk about my family.
Though I guess I am supposed to be a polite, perfect little friend in the background; never in the spotlight, just being the backup for Hikaru, the supporter for Umi, and the answers for the others I sit by at lunch.
The saddest thing is I can not even feel real sorry for myself because I am a sissy that worries for every one, except not like Hikaru because I am too coward to do anything about it unlike her.
Today I said hi to Umi when she was with some friends and she asked me who I was, so I do not think she will miss me too much. Although all I did for my sister was buy her snacks, I do love my sister. I have worked enough that mom and dad will have enough money for their divorce, it is sad; they think my dear sister actually did it, maybe they do not realize that the reason I am not jealous of her is because she.she just lacks intelligence. Maybe if she were not so good with the teachers, well, I wouldn't really think that they could think it was me because I have always been ignored, and with them busy with The cheating, lying, abusing, hurting, not listening, and. well, the point is, they will not even notice I am gone unless one of their 'friends' like children, but it will not matter even then because Mother hates me. And, besides, they have sister, and my dear sister is good at sucking up to the 'friends', but I am not, and Mother does not even bother to use me; Mother fights when I come over because I am ruining the cheating, though when they fight they do not ironically realize that they are admitting to their cheating each other.
Poor Hikaru, she'll worry. I think.. Ha, I could not put it past her to say something like, 'hey, like, that means more food for me, right?' Her brothers wait on her hand and foot, yet she still works hard to do things herself, but, of course, She has the attention, She has the friends, She has the family, it seems the only thing I have better is the height thing, and Umi over rules me on that. Not that I'm leaving because of Umi, I understand that some one like me really should not talk to some one like her when she is with her popular friends.
I should go get my things. if I do not now I could get too nervous. I still have a head ach. even after that medicine. Well, staying in my mother's apartment will not help me leaving to.. Leaving to do.. Hell, I don't know what I'm leaving to do; my head ach is getting worse; and I definitely know why I am leaving. But no use thinking about that now, it will just worsen my head ach, though I am beginning to think that would be impossible. I am okay at making plans; I just need to learn how to actually do my plans. I just go pack, pretending that I am getting ready to go to Father's, oh, but now mom is. done.. with her 'friend' which shows me I was thinking too long. But I will be okay because I am clever, not clever like Hikaru but-
"Fuu! Are you going to your room?"
My dear Mother, blond like me, but you have gray eyes. Maybe your eyes started brighter, but with Father your soul has seemed to die. How you hate me so, is it because of Father? I do not know how to hate like you-
"Fuu! You better not have started on some drug!"
"No drugs, and yes, mother, I am going to my room."
"Shut up! I wasn't done talkin'. Did you get me aspirin when you got Greg his stuff?"
'Got' him his stuff? You mean when he kicked me out and told me to go to his drug dealer and buy some weed?
"No, mother, I did not buy any aspirin when your acquaintance asked me to go buy weed."
"What! Didn't you listen to Greg?"
Yes, But I did not understand; he had had a pack of beer.
"Yes, mother, I did listen to your acquaintance, I got him the beer too, though it would be wise for you not to have any because of your state already and-"
"Shut up! GREG OJES! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL HER TO JUST GET SOME ASPIRIN!"
Sigh, Greg Ojes is my homeroom teacher's husband . There go my grades.
"Zowy, zug', ie waez juz trin' to maeke her uze fule."
.Was that Greg or some intelligent cockroach? Or is Greg a cockroach? He acts like one.
"ARG! Try to listen to what people says, Fuu! All I wanted was some aspirin! You're like your father!"
'People says?' If you were not so angry, mother, I would give you a short grammar lesson to try to make you remember how it was to be proper.
"I am sorry, mother, I will try to-"
"No more fuckin' blabbering! Do you understand?"
"Yes, I understand, no blabbering, now please let go of my arm, mother."
That way you pull your hand back like you have just realized that you have touched a bug.do you really hate me that much?
"It's just the beer, I'm not mad, so don't you go tell dad. it's not my fault, I just have no money! We need too many things and too much food!"
Sigh, if only that was you trying to reassure me that I am loved, instead talking to yourself so you do not try to kill me.
"No, no, of course I understand it is the alcohol, I will not tell father, I know I am just a mouth to feed, the problems will soon leave-"
"YOU ARE NOT GONNA PUT ME IN JAIL! YOU UNDERSTAND?"
Jail? I think you have had too much beer. But even if I could put you in jail, I would not. You are my Mother, my family, and I would not do that. Though I know you could not say the same.
"No, I am not going to do anything that will make you go to jail-"
"IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR SISTER, THE REMAINS OF THIS FAMILY WOULD ALREADY BE GONE, AND WITHOUT HER YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GET TO GO TO SCHOOL, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SISSY BITCH!"
IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER? I- will just breathe and understand, it'll be fine.
"Yes, mother, I understand that my dear sister helps me a lot, that it is she that is keeping this family together, and .that I am a female dog. that is sissy. Good bye-I mean, good night, mother, I hope your problems go away when the money comes-"
"Shush... Greg didn't hear, did he? I'll kick your ass if he did."
If Greg lives with his wife, I do not think he will care about the money I got you; the amount of money might even seem low to him.
"Your acquaintance did not hear me, I was-"
"Good, cause he can't hear about the money.he might not want to pay me. But as long as he don't hear he'll pay and go back to his wife. Though I wouldn't have to do this shit if you got off your ass and helped this family."
I understand more then you would think, Mother. Though I always wonder why you do not just go get a real job like I did.
"I do get off my buttocks and work; I-"
"You don't work; if you do anything it's trying to take your sister's hard work. And what the hell does 'Buttocks' mean?"
Dear Mother, you really should increase you vocabulary.and your intelligence for that matter.
"Buttocks means your. rear. mother."
"Your rear? We've spent too much on you just so you'll be some polite sissy bitch. Go away, I'm gonna go get some aspirin."
I will go away, thank you for helping my plan, though by the looks of my pack I wish you had bought me a bigger bag- wait.
What was that?
"Yu don't take monie from mi, ie am-"
Oh, just mom and Greg, fighting over something that does not really matters.. Now where was I in my packing? I have socks, shoes, undergarments, pants, shirts, hat, gloves, sweater, money, bath room accessories, and.wow, I'm shaking; I guess I'm a little nervous, but just a little, I mean, I have enough money that I will not seem like a hobo, but not enough that ill attract a lot of thieves. I think. Well I am now done, all I have to-
"Wheare iz mye prezious beere? Ie know ie had i' zomwheare! Foo!"
Foo? Greg does not sound happy, he must have been drinking something stronger before he wanted me to get some beer. but no matter, that won't hurt the plan. though maybe I should think a little more about the plan..
No. Just go with the plan.
Okay, I have everything except some food I was going to get, but Greg is in there, and I can just buy something if I get hungry, though I do need to save my money.. but, I could always just keep working, just not living with Mother or Father. actually, that would be great cover up because if Mother does call the police to find me, the police would not look for a girl who has obviously left her parents but is still going to work and school. They would probably look for some girl who was on the streets, or just hanging around with friends, skipping school, and not doing any thing with her life.
My plan is going to go great now! And though opening the door quietly is harder than I thought, my plan is going fine. I am out I will soon get to do something good with my life. oh shit.
Running as fast as I can, except sometimes looking back to see that the gang is still after me is not what I thought my leave would be like. All I have to do is just keep running with no looking back, and try to trick them.or just hide. in that crowd! Cross the street and then to safety! But. this has to be an opening premiere for something because the people look really rich, there are a lot of cars, and I could be spotted easily.But it is the only way, so I just go running and faking right before running into the street and crashing into the car and.
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********Bamboomarang***********
Some one do the disclaimer before I explode!!!!
Loki: explode? Tight.
bambu: booma, why don't you just do the disclaimer?
*was about to explode, but stopped at the last secound.* Really?
Loki: dam, I wanted to see you explode.
bambu: bamboomarang does not own anything but Greg, us, and this plot. ^^
. Why didn't you just say that before I was going to explode?
bambu: I was raising crickets! ^^
err. since I don't even want to know what you mean, I'll change the subject. did you know the title was a stupid playoff from "Just the common Flu"?
bambu: like Fuu is the flu?
Loki: Man, you're going to get flamers for that.
What! No! I didn't mean it like that! I was trying to change the subject!
Loki: yeah, whatever. Anyway, the quote of the chap is; "Wheare iz mye prezious beere? Ie know ie had i' zomwheare! Foo!" 'Cause it's funny. Booma will be putting up her parody, MKR and the Holy Grail, very soon.
bambu: this chap was only 4 pages, but they all have names! ^^ All were Greg quotes except pg 1.
Pg 1 was The Common Fuu, ^^ my favorite,
Pg 2 was "Zowy, zug', ie waez juz trin", ^^ Greg's favorite,
Pg 3 was "Yu don't take monie from mi", Booma's favorite,
Pg 4 was "Wheare iz mye prezious beere", Loki's favorite.
Loki: ^^
^^
Greg: ^^
Everyone: *looked at Greg before running away screaming*
Greg: *shrugs* ie nead ae prezious beere. *Grins before walking away. *
bambu: *in some tree* R/R/W/F! ^^
*In the tree with her* R/R/W/F? My day has been so exhausting; I'm not even going to try to find out bambu meant. Please just review.
Loki: *on top of bambu's head* I dare ya.
Any who, I'm bamboomarang, a new writer on fan fiction. I finished this chapter waaaaay before I thought I would, though you can still go read The Preview of this story. I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn Greg. Who wants to do the disclaimer?
bambu: Hi! ^^ *runs off to raise crickets*
*not even the crickets chirp*
oh, come on, it's not that bad.Loki? bambu? Anybody?
Crickets start chirping for the heck of it.
*sigh* I will do the disclaimer after the story then.
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The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
**********Fuu**********
My cold is not helping my head ach. I thought the aspirin would work by now. I do hope I did take the right medication. it did say that I am supposed to take as much as an adult. all the aspirin has seemed to do is make me feel depressed. Maybe it was just today, but.life just seems.Unfair. I mean, Hikaru is strong, energetic; Umi is beautiful, strong willed, and they both have wonderful families.
And me?
Some might say I am smart, but Are not Hikaru and Umi smart too? I do not have anything special, like I am not beautiful, I shoot in a battle, never do I fight face to face, so being that I am not brave enough I can not say if I am strong or not, I am an early bird, but that does not mean I am energetic, because I am not, I drink coffee but it makes me sleepy, I am not even short like Hikaru or tall like Umi, and the only friends I have do not call me except for answers to homework, I never really understand the gossip when they do bother to tell me, and if I remember any it is old stuff that does not matter. And I do not even want to talk about my family.
Though I guess I am supposed to be a polite, perfect little friend in the background; never in the spotlight, just being the backup for Hikaru, the supporter for Umi, and the answers for the others I sit by at lunch.
The saddest thing is I can not even feel real sorry for myself because I am a sissy that worries for every one, except not like Hikaru because I am too coward to do anything about it unlike her.
Today I said hi to Umi when she was with some friends and she asked me who I was, so I do not think she will miss me too much. Although all I did for my sister was buy her snacks, I do love my sister. I have worked enough that mom and dad will have enough money for their divorce, it is sad; they think my dear sister actually did it, maybe they do not realize that the reason I am not jealous of her is because she.she just lacks intelligence. Maybe if she were not so good with the teachers, well, I wouldn't really think that they could think it was me because I have always been ignored, and with them busy with The cheating, lying, abusing, hurting, not listening, and. well, the point is, they will not even notice I am gone unless one of their 'friends' like children, but it will not matter even then because Mother hates me. And, besides, they have sister, and my dear sister is good at sucking up to the 'friends', but I am not, and Mother does not even bother to use me; Mother fights when I come over because I am ruining the cheating, though when they fight they do not ironically realize that they are admitting to their cheating each other.
Poor Hikaru, she'll worry. I think.. Ha, I could not put it past her to say something like, 'hey, like, that means more food for me, right?' Her brothers wait on her hand and foot, yet she still works hard to do things herself, but, of course, She has the attention, She has the friends, She has the family, it seems the only thing I have better is the height thing, and Umi over rules me on that. Not that I'm leaving because of Umi, I understand that some one like me really should not talk to some one like her when she is with her popular friends.
I should go get my things. if I do not now I could get too nervous. I still have a head ach. even after that medicine. Well, staying in my mother's apartment will not help me leaving to.. Leaving to do.. Hell, I don't know what I'm leaving to do; my head ach is getting worse; and I definitely know why I am leaving. But no use thinking about that now, it will just worsen my head ach, though I am beginning to think that would be impossible. I am okay at making plans; I just need to learn how to actually do my plans. I just go pack, pretending that I am getting ready to go to Father's, oh, but now mom is. done.. with her 'friend' which shows me I was thinking too long. But I will be okay because I am clever, not clever like Hikaru but-
"Fuu! Are you going to your room?"
My dear Mother, blond like me, but you have gray eyes. Maybe your eyes started brighter, but with Father your soul has seemed to die. How you hate me so, is it because of Father? I do not know how to hate like you-
"Fuu! You better not have started on some drug!"
"No drugs, and yes, mother, I am going to my room."
"Shut up! I wasn't done talkin'. Did you get me aspirin when you got Greg his stuff?"
'Got' him his stuff? You mean when he kicked me out and told me to go to his drug dealer and buy some weed?
"No, mother, I did not buy any aspirin when your acquaintance asked me to go buy weed."
"What! Didn't you listen to Greg?"
Yes, But I did not understand; he had had a pack of beer.
"Yes, mother, I did listen to your acquaintance, I got him the beer too, though it would be wise for you not to have any because of your state already and-"
"Shut up! GREG OJES! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL HER TO JUST GET SOME ASPIRIN!"
Sigh, Greg Ojes is my homeroom teacher's husband . There go my grades.
"Zowy, zug', ie waez juz trin' to maeke her uze fule."
.Was that Greg or some intelligent cockroach? Or is Greg a cockroach? He acts like one.
"ARG! Try to listen to what people says, Fuu! All I wanted was some aspirin! You're like your father!"
'People says?' If you were not so angry, mother, I would give you a short grammar lesson to try to make you remember how it was to be proper.
"I am sorry, mother, I will try to-"
"No more fuckin' blabbering! Do you understand?"
"Yes, I understand, no blabbering, now please let go of my arm, mother."
That way you pull your hand back like you have just realized that you have touched a bug.do you really hate me that much?
"It's just the beer, I'm not mad, so don't you go tell dad. it's not my fault, I just have no money! We need too many things and too much food!"
Sigh, if only that was you trying to reassure me that I am loved, instead talking to yourself so you do not try to kill me.
"No, no, of course I understand it is the alcohol, I will not tell father, I know I am just a mouth to feed, the problems will soon leave-"
"YOU ARE NOT GONNA PUT ME IN JAIL! YOU UNDERSTAND?"
Jail? I think you have had too much beer. But even if I could put you in jail, I would not. You are my Mother, my family, and I would not do that. Though I know you could not say the same.
"No, I am not going to do anything that will make you go to jail-"
"IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR SISTER, THE REMAINS OF THIS FAMILY WOULD ALREADY BE GONE, AND WITHOUT HER YOU WOULDN'T EVEN GET TO GO TO SCHOOL, CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SISSY BITCH!"
IF IT WEREN'T FOR HER? I- will just breathe and understand, it'll be fine.
"Yes, mother, I understand that my dear sister helps me a lot, that it is she that is keeping this family together, and .that I am a female dog. that is sissy. Good bye-I mean, good night, mother, I hope your problems go away when the money comes-"
"Shush... Greg didn't hear, did he? I'll kick your ass if he did."
If Greg lives with his wife, I do not think he will care about the money I got you; the amount of money might even seem low to him.
"Your acquaintance did not hear me, I was-"
"Good, cause he can't hear about the money.he might not want to pay me. But as long as he don't hear he'll pay and go back to his wife. Though I wouldn't have to do this shit if you got off your ass and helped this family."
I understand more then you would think, Mother. Though I always wonder why you do not just go get a real job like I did.
"I do get off my buttocks and work; I-"
"You don't work; if you do anything it's trying to take your sister's hard work. And what the hell does 'Buttocks' mean?"
Dear Mother, you really should increase you vocabulary.and your intelligence for that matter.
"Buttocks means your. rear. mother."
"Your rear? We've spent too much on you just so you'll be some polite sissy bitch. Go away, I'm gonna go get some aspirin."
I will go away, thank you for helping my plan, though by the looks of my pack I wish you had bought me a bigger bag- wait.
What was that?
"Yu don't take monie from mi, ie am-"
Oh, just mom and Greg, fighting over something that does not really matters.. Now where was I in my packing? I have socks, shoes, undergarments, pants, shirts, hat, gloves, sweater, money, bath room accessories, and.wow, I'm shaking; I guess I'm a little nervous, but just a little, I mean, I have enough money that I will not seem like a hobo, but not enough that ill attract a lot of thieves. I think. Well I am now done, all I have to-
"Wheare iz mye prezious beere? Ie know ie had i' zomwheare! Foo!"
Foo? Greg does not sound happy, he must have been drinking something stronger before he wanted me to get some beer. but no matter, that won't hurt the plan. though maybe I should think a little more about the plan..
No. Just go with the plan.
Okay, I have everything except some food I was going to get, but Greg is in there, and I can just buy something if I get hungry, though I do need to save my money.. but, I could always just keep working, just not living with Mother or Father. actually, that would be great cover up because if Mother does call the police to find me, the police would not look for a girl who has obviously left her parents but is still going to work and school. They would probably look for some girl who was on the streets, or just hanging around with friends, skipping school, and not doing any thing with her life.
My plan is going to go great now! And though opening the door quietly is harder than I thought, my plan is going fine. I am out I will soon get to do something good with my life. oh shit.
Running as fast as I can, except sometimes looking back to see that the gang is still after me is not what I thought my leave would be like. All I have to do is just keep running with no looking back, and try to trick them.or just hide. in that crowd! Cross the street and then to safety! But. this has to be an opening premiere for something because the people look really rich, there are a lot of cars, and I could be spotted easily.But it is the only way, so I just go running and faking right before running into the street and crashing into the car and.
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********Bamboomarang***********
Some one do the disclaimer before I explode!!!!
Loki: explode? Tight.
bambu: booma, why don't you just do the disclaimer?
*was about to explode, but stopped at the last secound.* Really?
Loki: dam, I wanted to see you explode.
bambu: bamboomarang does not own anything but Greg, us, and this plot. ^^
. Why didn't you just say that before I was going to explode?
bambu: I was raising crickets! ^^
err. since I don't even want to know what you mean, I'll change the subject. did you know the title was a stupid playoff from "Just the common Flu"?
bambu: like Fuu is the flu?
Loki: Man, you're going to get flamers for that.
What! No! I didn't mean it like that! I was trying to change the subject!
Loki: yeah, whatever. Anyway, the quote of the chap is; "Wheare iz mye prezious beere? Ie know ie had i' zomwheare! Foo!" 'Cause it's funny. Booma will be putting up her parody, MKR and the Holy Grail, very soon.
bambu: this chap was only 4 pages, but they all have names! ^^ All were Greg quotes except pg 1.
Pg 1 was The Common Fuu, ^^ my favorite,
Pg 2 was "Zowy, zug', ie waez juz trin", ^^ Greg's favorite,
Pg 3 was "Yu don't take monie from mi", Booma's favorite,
Pg 4 was "Wheare iz mye prezious beere", Loki's favorite.
Loki: ^^
^^
Greg: ^^
Everyone: *looked at Greg before running away screaming*
Greg: *shrugs* ie nead ae prezious beere. *Grins before walking away. *
bambu: *in some tree* R/R/W/F! ^^
*In the tree with her* R/R/W/F? My day has been so exhausting; I'm not even going to try to find out bambu meant. Please just review.
Loki: *on top of bambu's head* I dare ya.