~Serena: Pweee! ^.^ Insane hyperness makes me tired... -.- =yawns=

Yami: Ummm. Alrighty then... But I don't think it was the 'insane hyperness' that made you tired. It was you staying up so Ra damned la-

Serena: 4 am isn't late! I got at least 2 hours of sleep! =glares=

Yami: Then call me crazy...

Serena: Okay! ^^ Hey crazy! You can do the disclaimer now!

Yami: -.-" Fine...

Bakura: Bwahahahahaha! Sucker! Whoops I mean crazy!

Yami: ~.~ Baka!

Serena: Disclaimer! Disclaimer!

Yami: Serena does not own YGO! Happy?

Serena: No! Continue!

Yami: =sigh= or anyother anime/show or whatever that may appear in this fic... Done and done! Okay!?

Serena: Yup!

Bakura: ... Enjoy?~

-Ryou's House -11:34 am

//I hate today... Damn chores... Why do I have to do chores!? I'm a freaking tomb robber for Ra's Sake! ... That felt good... Damn aibou... Why does he have to go to school again!? ... Oh well... Hmm... I wonder what the pharaoh is doing right now...\\

(AN: you have to read chap. 9 of 'Mind Your Own' coming out... Sometime... After I write it ~.~")

Bakura: Mine as well start doing the chores... Damn chores... Hey wait a minute! There's only one thing on this list! The rest is just explaining how to do it! ... Sweep the floor... I can't believe Ryou doesn't think I'm capable of that! Hmp! I'll show him! I don't need this Ra damned list!

-Ryou's House -A few minutes later

Bakura: Ha! That was easy! Now I can go watch some tv... =walks into living room and turns on the tv=

TV: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh.

Bakura: What the?

TV: I am a stealer of souls... Where is Bakura?

Bakura: Right here...

(AN: He's watching the eng. DUB! Damn dub! =destroys dub= Much better! ^^)

TV: Bakura, Bakura is no longer here...

Bakura: Jack-ass! =changes channel=

TV: =Beyblade intro music playing= Ripping up speed is a way- =channel changes=

Bakura: Bo-ring...

TV: =Much Top Ten= Hello! And welcome to the Much Top Ten! These are the top ten videos with singing janitors in them!

Bakura: Riiiiggghhhtttt... =changes channel=

(AN: Just because I like anime I'll put more on the TV!)

TV: Ham hams! We got to find Oxnard! He's missing! =gasps= Missing!?

Bakura: Ham hams? What the f***ing hell? =changes channel=

TV: Hello this is Makura Tarasogi for your local cover news. Recently has been said that Yami no Mariku has been on a rampage.

(AN: You probably don't know this but Mariku is the same as Malik... Well it sounds the same not spelt the same. The 'R' in Mariku makes the 'l' sound and the 'u' is silent therefore sounding like Malik! :P)

Bakura: And that's new, why?

TV: Also has been said that he has a hostage.

Bakura: Ooo... Let me guess! It's Malik!

TV: Here's Officer Dunge with more details! Thank you Makura! As you can see we are trying hard to convince Yami no Malik to come down from on top of that house. It's been over an hour now and still no preval.

Bakura: Figures.

TV: He summoned a weird bug like creature has been attacking our forces. 5 men now are dead with the beast, though the men's eyes are still open they seem to have no pupil in their eye.

Bakura: That's because they're soulless! Baka!

TV: We are worried if the hostage will be hurt it the process so we haven't tried any disparate measures yet.

Bakura: Ch... They're so stupid... Oh well, I guess I'll go help them anyway...

-Malik's House _street -12:12 pm

Security: Hey Mister! You're not allowed past here!

Bakura: Out of my way, fool!

Officer: Put the rod, er. I mean knife down! =to Marik=

Bakura: Oh well I see he's putting the Millenium Rod to good use.

Security: Haigak, we have intruder upon the premises...

Officer Haigak: Umm. excuse me sir but you're going to have to leave even if this is you're home.

Bakura: No, I won't be leaving I just need to chat to Marik...

Officer Haigak: Sorry we can't allow you to do th-Hey!

Bakura: =is now infront of the crowd= Marik! You still want the Millenium Ring!?

Marik: Damn bastard...

Bakura: Well?

Malik: Help?

Bakura: Later!

Marik: =glares at Bakura= You know...

Bakura: Hmmm?

Marik: Of course I still want the Millenium Ring you Baka!

Bakura: I thought you'd say that...

Marik: Well yeah but uhhh... There's always a catch!

Bakura: Yes, and can you guess what this one is?

Marik: To let Malik go?

Bakura: =nods head=

Marik: Oh... But I don't want to!

Isis: YOU SICK PERVET! LET GO OF MY BROTHER YOU ASS-HOLE!!!

Marik: =glares at Isis= Quiet you!

Bakura: Hahaha!

Marik: What's so funny!?

Bakura: Nothing, nothing!

Yami: =runs up= Hao everyone!

Bakura: You just had to come and save the day didn't you?

Yami: Yup! =stands proudly=

Bakura: You sicken me...

Yami: =glares at Bakura= You want me to take you're soul now tomb robber?!

Bakura: I've escaped before, remember? I can do it again! Besides Ryou would miss me!

Yami: You scare me, you know that...

Bakura: Oh really? In what way?

Yami: =shakes head=

Malik: Is anyone gonna help me!? =is in a headlock with the Millenium Rod's blade to his throat=

Bakura: Oh yeah! Forgot about that...

Malik: =sweatdrop=

Isis: Marik! Let go of Malik!

Marik: Why? You'll just make me sow again!

Bakura: S-ow? =chuckles, smirk, cough, hiding smile=

Yami: Bwehehehehehehehe =snort, chuckle, snort=

Bakura: =can no longer hold in laugh bursts our= HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yami: =joins Bakura in the laugh fest= HAHAHAHA! =snort= HAHAHAHA!!!

Marik: It's not funny... =puts the Millenium Rod at his side. Looks really sad and cute?=

Sniper: =shoots Millenium Rod out of Marik's hand=

Marik: AH! Damn it! =let's go of Malik=

Malik: FREE!!! = runs off to the side of the roof=

Marik: HEY! COME BACK HERE MALIK! =runs after Malik=

Malik: EEP! =Is now being chased around the roof by Marik=

Bakura: Hmm... Wish I brought a video camera...

Yami: You wouldn't know how to use it!

Bakura: Good point!

Yami: Marik! I'll give you a chocolate bar if you come down here!

Marik: =stops= Really?

Yami: Yes but only if you come down!

Marik: Okay! =jumps off roof and runs up to Yami= Now will you give it to me?

Yami: Only if you don't hold Malik hostage again.

Bakura: ...Can't believe the Millenium Ring didn't work...

Marik: Okay... =sigh=

Yami: Then here you go. =hands Marik chocolate bar=

Marik: =eats chocolate bar while a whole bunch of guys with guns surround them=

Bakura: ... =reads name of chocolate bar on the wrapper= ... =has a very unpleasant look= Yami you are a real prankster at times...

Yami: Yup!! =looks very happy because he seems a bit sugar high=

Marik: =finishes chocolate bar= Hey wait a minute... =reads label of bar= Shit...

Malik: =reads label also and a small smile appears on face= Ummm... hehehehehe...

Marik: I can avoid this! =disappears=

Officers & other: =gasp=

Malik: Oh shit... =looks now very unhappy=

Bakura: We'd better go now... Have fun on the toilet!

Yami: =smiling happily=

Malik: You're evil... =face expression suddenly changes= ACK! =runs off into house=

Isis: Yami...

Yami: Couldn't resist!

Isis: Thank you! =kisses Yami on the cheek=

Yami: ... =blushing quit madly=

Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! SUCKER!

Isis: And you to Bakura! =kisses Baku on the cheek=

Bakura: ... Meep? =face is red=

(AN: You know those shows that have that thing where you think it's over and it's not? Well this is one of those...)

-Ryou's House _doorway -3:02 pm

Ryou: I'm home!

Bakura: =slumps into room and lays against the wall=

Ryou: How was you're day Bakura?

Bakura: Horrible... Just horrible...

~Serena: See how one person can make a day bad?

Yami: =nods=

Serena: I think this chap. will be fun to do for you and Marik... Find out things...

Yami: You're evil

Serena: Not really

Marik: Why do I have to eat that chocolate bar?

Serena: I dunno writing this stuff is like improv... I just write whatever I happen to...

Marik: Rriigghhtt...

Yami: =yawn= So yeah...

Serena: ...

Marik: ...

Yami: ...

Serena: Umm...

Marik: Review?~