bambu: Hi! ^^.Again! ^^
Err. Chap Two! Umm. and only one review. All well, it's better then none! ^^; Thank you, link-smitten. My computer wouldn't let me go online. usually I won't take so long to paste a chap. Anyway, I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn Ferio's driver. Now for the disclaimer.
*No sound because crickets are dead *
What the???? Loki!
Loki: I can't do the disclaimer! I'm busy killing bugs!
.So that's what happened to the crickets?
Loki: . No
bambu: *Holding dead crickets* Jilley? Carrods? NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
O.O .bambu?
Loki: Jilley? You mean jelly? Carrods? You mean carrots?
bambu: gasp! Jilley and Carrods had kids! ^^ I'm now the cricket's mommy! ^^. Oops I stepped on one. now I only have 99999 kids! *Sobs*
Loki and I: 0_0.*look at each other* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*THWACK *
Loki: hey! Booma laughed too!
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The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
**********Ferio********** Boring, so, SO boring. I didn't want to go to this stupid premiere, I mean, come on; I do NOT need to see sis and her new boy friend flirting. This floor is dirty; it should be cleaned. Actually, this whole limousine is dirty, and cheap. I should complain after this stupid premiere. Look at all those people waiting and having fun. I should be having fun with Lantis or Ascot or someone else, but no. Instead of getting to invite someone and get to have fun with them waiting for the premiere, I don't have to wait but be so bored that I'm actually wondering how this floor got so dirty. Ironic. .I think.
I had to go clean up so I know it wasn't dirt of me. I hope sis's boyfriend isn't dirty. she'll have a cow. though it will be funny watching her insult him. Hey, our driver is bald. Funny, though I wonder if it hurts to loose hair. I should ask h-
O MY GOD WE HIT SOME ONE!
"YOU JACK ASS! STOP THE FUCKING CAR AND HELP WHO EVER YOUR KLUMSY DRIVING HIT!"
"Sir, your sister told me specifically to get you to the premiere on time."
"YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET PAID AT ALL WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU KILLED SOME ONE!"
"Please, sir, I did not kill who ever that person was; he'll get up and be fine. Now please sit down and stay quiet."
Arg, this ass whole is blind, we'll see that the guy was hit close to the sidewalk.
"Fine, we'll see who's right. There's a spot where we can turn around."
. Now he's deaf, too? I'm gonna make sure he never drives for me again!
"You missed the turn."
"We do not turn there to go to the theater, sir."
"What the hell? I mean the turn to see if the guy's okay, so turn around now."
"Ah, but sir, I am not paid by you; I am paid by your sister's acquaintance."
So the bastard isn't gonna stop?!?
Great, now that person is gonna die unless I help. I know, I'll just get out, we're not going fast, on the count of three.
1,
2,
3.
Err; the car's going a little faster than I thought, now that the door is
open.
.Lets try again.
1,
2,
3.
.JUMP!
Owe. Hey, where is he? There he is! Oh, it's a girl! Well, any way, she's not bleeding too badly, and she is by the road, which means it was that jackass's fault. Her bag is full of cloths and stuff. she was probably going to a friend's house, that's sad. She's got glasses. Or had, I don't think she can wear these now that I stood on them.
**********Fuu**********
Uhhhh. Owe, my head. where am I?
. What do I remember last. running? Running from some gang, but then. I could not have been caught be the gang; this is a very fine place. I do not think I got away. I was going to hide in the crowd, at a theater? But, I didn't get there. I . was hit! Oh no, now I remember! Oh dear, I should of never made a plan to run away; my family, I have to admit, needs me. Well, I should thank and pay who ever for the hospitality and leave so I get to work on time. if today is Monday.wait, that cannot be correct.I think it was Friday when I was hit, so I should be able to safely assume that it is now Saturday. So I thank the host and leave. It is good that it is Saturday, because I still have that project to do, and I should be healed by Monday.
Ugh, I cannot find my glasses. Now how am I supposed to leave? I surely cannot even leave the room without the assistance of my glasses. By what I can see in my position, whoever lives here is very rich. They might even be richer then Umi. That would surprise Umi. It would be funny if-
". Hello?"
I bet I am as red as a tomato. Though it may be wise not to bet, Greg seems to be addicted to it.
" Miss? Are you okay?"
"Oh, sorry. I am fine, thank you."
I need to pay more attention. This maid seems to tread heavily, yet I did not even notice her.
"It's my job. Don't worry about it. You hungry?"
"A little bit."
'A little bit'? My growling stomach does not go with my story.
"Oh, really?"
What is redder then a tomato? Me.
"I-"
"Ha. Like I said, don't worry so much. Anyway, Mr. Ferio decided you should get well fed, which really means you're gonna be bloated in the end."
".Sir Ferio?"
"Yeah, the Prince Ferio."
Oh no. The prince known worldly for being the most self-centered in the world? I am dead.
"Don't loose your head yet. He seems to like you, which really means there's an actual chance he won't sue you for being in the way of his car. I'm here to make sure you didn't die."
.The most self-centered man in the world helped me out when he could have left me there? Why?
"Miss?"
".Why?"
"Excuse me?"
Idiot, she could not possibly know.
".Never mind."
"All right, but if you need any thing, tell me."
"I do need one thing."
"And what would that be?"
"My glasses."
"Err."
**********Ferio**********
Why did I send a maid up? I should've checked. Like the old saying, 'If you got something important to do, do it your self.' Well, I think that's what it is. If it's not, I now proclaim it is now. Any way, I should've checked. Maybe I should check now. But then I'd have to command the stupid maid to go away. What if then the girl thinks I'm rude? I don't want to look rude. I could just go wait at the door. But what if the stupid maid decides to watch over her or something? Why did I have to send a maid who is a mother? She'll probably baby the girl and then the girl will think I like to be babied and then I'll look like a baby. That's worse then looking rude! Arg! All I wanted was to make sure the stupid girl was okay! Damn. I should just go up there. Of course. If I look rude, too bad. I mean, I know I'm not rude, and after I talk to her, she'll realize I'm not rude. Win-win situation.
"Um. Sir?"
"What?!"
".You're not done with your training today."
"So? I have something to do."
Stupid trainer. I'm way past whatever ancient beginner's tricks he's trying to teach me.
"Of course, Sir. Have a good day."
"Yeah, yeah. You too."
"Thank you, Sir."
Why does he always say that? If anything, I should be thanking him. Not that I'd tell him, of course. Let him figure it out himself.
Which guest room was it? Was it this one? Nope, empty. This one? Nope, empty again. This one? Empty. This is gonna take a while.
"Your Highness? May I ask. what are you doing?"
"None of your business."
"Of course, Sir."
Ha, stupid maid.
This one? Empty. this one- Maid?!?
"Hey, come back!" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
**********Bamboomarang**********
bambu: Hi! ^^
Ummm. hi again. I-
Loki: the idiot forgot the disclaimer
What! If you would've just done the disclaimer-
*Watches in interest while bambu tries to get near Loki with her new 'kids' while Loki is running like an idiot throwing things behind him to slow bambu down. *
Ahem, bambu.
*bambu stops while Loki [cough, not, cough] accidentally runs into a wall*
bambu: booma doesn't own anything except the plot and Greg and the mean driver and the trainer and the maid. ^^
Loki: *peels himself off the wall* How come there's a wall here, but nowhere else?!?! Booma!
bambu: its a step-by-step progress; read, review,wait for next chap & flame; R/R/W/F! ^^
--; Just R/R-ing is fine with me, please.
Err. Chap Two! Umm. and only one review. All well, it's better then none! ^^; Thank you, link-smitten. My computer wouldn't let me go online. usually I won't take so long to paste a chap. Anyway, I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn Ferio's driver. Now for the disclaimer.
*No sound because crickets are dead *
What the???? Loki!
Loki: I can't do the disclaimer! I'm busy killing bugs!
.So that's what happened to the crickets?
Loki: . No
bambu: *Holding dead crickets* Jilley? Carrods? NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
O.O .bambu?
Loki: Jilley? You mean jelly? Carrods? You mean carrots?
bambu: gasp! Jilley and Carrods had kids! ^^ I'm now the cricket's mommy! ^^. Oops I stepped on one. now I only have 99999 kids! *Sobs*
Loki and I: 0_0.*look at each other* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*THWACK *
Loki: hey! Booma laughed too!
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The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
**********Ferio********** Boring, so, SO boring. I didn't want to go to this stupid premiere, I mean, come on; I do NOT need to see sis and her new boy friend flirting. This floor is dirty; it should be cleaned. Actually, this whole limousine is dirty, and cheap. I should complain after this stupid premiere. Look at all those people waiting and having fun. I should be having fun with Lantis or Ascot or someone else, but no. Instead of getting to invite someone and get to have fun with them waiting for the premiere, I don't have to wait but be so bored that I'm actually wondering how this floor got so dirty. Ironic. .I think.
I had to go clean up so I know it wasn't dirt of me. I hope sis's boyfriend isn't dirty. she'll have a cow. though it will be funny watching her insult him. Hey, our driver is bald. Funny, though I wonder if it hurts to loose hair. I should ask h-
O MY GOD WE HIT SOME ONE!
"YOU JACK ASS! STOP THE FUCKING CAR AND HELP WHO EVER YOUR KLUMSY DRIVING HIT!"
"Sir, your sister told me specifically to get you to the premiere on time."
"YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET PAID AT ALL WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU KILLED SOME ONE!"
"Please, sir, I did not kill who ever that person was; he'll get up and be fine. Now please sit down and stay quiet."
Arg, this ass whole is blind, we'll see that the guy was hit close to the sidewalk.
"Fine, we'll see who's right. There's a spot where we can turn around."
. Now he's deaf, too? I'm gonna make sure he never drives for me again!
"You missed the turn."
"We do not turn there to go to the theater, sir."
"What the hell? I mean the turn to see if the guy's okay, so turn around now."
"Ah, but sir, I am not paid by you; I am paid by your sister's acquaintance."
So the bastard isn't gonna stop?!?
Great, now that person is gonna die unless I help. I know, I'll just get out, we're not going fast, on the count of three.
1,
2,
3.
Err; the car's going a little faster than I thought, now that the door is
open.
.Lets try again.
1,
2,
3.
.JUMP!
Owe. Hey, where is he? There he is! Oh, it's a girl! Well, any way, she's not bleeding too badly, and she is by the road, which means it was that jackass's fault. Her bag is full of cloths and stuff. she was probably going to a friend's house, that's sad. She's got glasses. Or had, I don't think she can wear these now that I stood on them.
**********Fuu**********
Uhhhh. Owe, my head. where am I?
. What do I remember last. running? Running from some gang, but then. I could not have been caught be the gang; this is a very fine place. I do not think I got away. I was going to hide in the crowd, at a theater? But, I didn't get there. I . was hit! Oh no, now I remember! Oh dear, I should of never made a plan to run away; my family, I have to admit, needs me. Well, I should thank and pay who ever for the hospitality and leave so I get to work on time. if today is Monday.wait, that cannot be correct.I think it was Friday when I was hit, so I should be able to safely assume that it is now Saturday. So I thank the host and leave. It is good that it is Saturday, because I still have that project to do, and I should be healed by Monday.
Ugh, I cannot find my glasses. Now how am I supposed to leave? I surely cannot even leave the room without the assistance of my glasses. By what I can see in my position, whoever lives here is very rich. They might even be richer then Umi. That would surprise Umi. It would be funny if-
". Hello?"
I bet I am as red as a tomato. Though it may be wise not to bet, Greg seems to be addicted to it.
" Miss? Are you okay?"
"Oh, sorry. I am fine, thank you."
I need to pay more attention. This maid seems to tread heavily, yet I did not even notice her.
"It's my job. Don't worry about it. You hungry?"
"A little bit."
'A little bit'? My growling stomach does not go with my story.
"Oh, really?"
What is redder then a tomato? Me.
"I-"
"Ha. Like I said, don't worry so much. Anyway, Mr. Ferio decided you should get well fed, which really means you're gonna be bloated in the end."
".Sir Ferio?"
"Yeah, the Prince Ferio."
Oh no. The prince known worldly for being the most self-centered in the world? I am dead.
"Don't loose your head yet. He seems to like you, which really means there's an actual chance he won't sue you for being in the way of his car. I'm here to make sure you didn't die."
.The most self-centered man in the world helped me out when he could have left me there? Why?
"Miss?"
".Why?"
"Excuse me?"
Idiot, she could not possibly know.
".Never mind."
"All right, but if you need any thing, tell me."
"I do need one thing."
"And what would that be?"
"My glasses."
"Err."
**********Ferio**********
Why did I send a maid up? I should've checked. Like the old saying, 'If you got something important to do, do it your self.' Well, I think that's what it is. If it's not, I now proclaim it is now. Any way, I should've checked. Maybe I should check now. But then I'd have to command the stupid maid to go away. What if then the girl thinks I'm rude? I don't want to look rude. I could just go wait at the door. But what if the stupid maid decides to watch over her or something? Why did I have to send a maid who is a mother? She'll probably baby the girl and then the girl will think I like to be babied and then I'll look like a baby. That's worse then looking rude! Arg! All I wanted was to make sure the stupid girl was okay! Damn. I should just go up there. Of course. If I look rude, too bad. I mean, I know I'm not rude, and after I talk to her, she'll realize I'm not rude. Win-win situation.
"Um. Sir?"
"What?!"
".You're not done with your training today."
"So? I have something to do."
Stupid trainer. I'm way past whatever ancient beginner's tricks he's trying to teach me.
"Of course, Sir. Have a good day."
"Yeah, yeah. You too."
"Thank you, Sir."
Why does he always say that? If anything, I should be thanking him. Not that I'd tell him, of course. Let him figure it out himself.
Which guest room was it? Was it this one? Nope, empty. This one? Nope, empty again. This one? Empty. This is gonna take a while.
"Your Highness? May I ask. what are you doing?"
"None of your business."
"Of course, Sir."
Ha, stupid maid.
This one? Empty. this one- Maid?!?
"Hey, come back!" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
**********Bamboomarang**********
bambu: Hi! ^^
Ummm. hi again. I-
Loki: the idiot forgot the disclaimer
What! If you would've just done the disclaimer-
*Watches in interest while bambu tries to get near Loki with her new 'kids' while Loki is running like an idiot throwing things behind him to slow bambu down. *
Ahem, bambu.
*bambu stops while Loki [cough, not, cough] accidentally runs into a wall*
bambu: booma doesn't own anything except the plot and Greg and the mean driver and the trainer and the maid. ^^
Loki: *peels himself off the wall* How come there's a wall here, but nowhere else?!?! Booma!
bambu: its a step-by-step progress; read, review,wait for next chap & flame; R/R/W/F! ^^
--; Just R/R-ing is fine with me, please.