Serena: Hello everyone! I have been currently busy with Egyptian Days so...
Yeah that has nothing to really do with this but I'm saying it anyway!
Since you are now reading the fic. It has been probably about 3 weeks since
I have written it or so... Ehhh... Yeah...
Yami: --" And you though I was crazy!
Serena: But you are! ^^
Yami: --"" Not literally! =mumbles something then gets an idea= Mwahahahahahahahahahaahahaha...
Serena: ?
Yami: Since you said it in your other fic I will say it now! EVERYONE!!! SERENA LIKES - HMFABUNK!! =glares=
Serena: ^^ Couldn't have you telling anyone! Bakura! Get over here now!
Bakura: What?
Serena: Say he disclaimer since Yami can't speak.
Bakura: No
Serena: Yes!
Bakura: No!
Serena: Just say it!!
Bakura: Eep! Fine! Serena does not own YGO or any other anime/show/video game that may appear in this fic! =glare=
Serena: Thankies! ^^~
-Ryou's House - 10:14 am
//I can't believe this! I'm stuck at Ryou's house with the Ra damned cat! It's been sleeping on my head so much that I now have scabs and red died hair on the roots of it. As much as Egyptians are suppose to worship cats and all this one is getting out of hand!\\
Bakura: Get off my head!!!
Tigerlily: Mreow mreeeoow!
Bakura: I said get off-Ow! Oh almighty Ra! Please remove this beast from my- OW! CLAWS! NOT THE CLAWS! RYOU! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!?!?!
Tigerlily: MEOW!! =hiss=
Bakura: AH! GET YOUR PAW OUT OF MY EYE!!! =runs into wall= Owww...
Tigerlily: Meow... =jumps off head and runs away=
Bakura: Oh well it worked... Now to see if my head's bleeding again...
-Ryou's House _Bathroom - 10:17 am
Bakura: HOLY SHIT!!! AH! MY HAIR! IT'S RED! IT'S ALL RED!
=And sure enough... Our favorite tomb robber's hair was all red with blood.=
Bakura: Maybe it'll wash out! Yeah, wash out! =turns tap full and fills sink up= This should work... =turns off water and dunks head into sink=
(AN: Hmm... Wonder why he didn't notice the water was steaming...)
Bakura: =lifts head up in rush and hits it on the tap= AH! OW! OH ALMIGHTY RA! Why do you bring me so much pain!?!
Mysterious Voice: I'd love to tell you but it's against the contract...
Bakura: Oh? And why is that?
Mysterious Voice: Can't tell you that either.
Bakura: Well thank you for the information, I will be going to my room (AN: Which use to be Ryou's little sisters) and sulk for the passing 5 hours.
Mysterious Voice: Errr... Okay, have a nice day!
Bakura: =mumbles something then hears the phone ring= I bet it's the pharaoh, bored out of his mind... =walks over to the phone in the kitchen and picks it up= Hello?
Sales person: Hello is Mr. Bakura there?
Bakura: Errr... Why?
Sales person: Well we want to try selling him our newest prodect!
Bakura: Which is?
Sales person: Just get him on the phone!
Bakura: I am on the phone.
Sales person: ...Oh... I apologize then! You sound younger then usual.
Bakura: //Hahahaha... Now to mess with this puny mortals mind\\ *starts speaking Egyptian*
Sales person: ... Umm... Mr. Bakura?
Bakura: //Hehehehehe... Stupid mortals! They can't recognize a simple threat!\\ Yes?
Sales person: Did you just call me a fat pig and say if I didn't hang up you'd hunt my down and kill me!?
Bakura: ... //Okay so maybe they can...\\ Errr... Did I say that?
Sales person: From what I heard, yes?
Bakura: =sweatdrop= Errr... //Hmm... Maybe I'll go with a horror movie aproch... Hehehehehe...\\ =puts hands over phone= Come on, Tigerlily scratch at the door!
Tigerlily: =yawns, curls up in a ball and falls asleep=
Bakura: Stupid animals... //Now what... I know!\\ =takes hand off phone= Err... be right back! =runs off to a cupboard and takes out some of Tigerlily's hard food. Puts some on head which Tigerlily hears and comes over to investigate= That's right come here! Err... Wait no! Don't! Stop! I didn't! AHH!!! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! =running around in circles=
Sales person: Mr. Bakura?
Bakura: OH GREAT RA!!! GET THIS THING- AH MY EYE! RA DAMNIT!! MY EYE!!! =runs into wall again and nocks himself out=
Sales person: Mr. Bakura? Bakura?!
Bakura: ...
Sales person: Mr. Bakura!?!?!?
-Ryou's House -11:25 am
//Owwww... Why does this happen so much...? Why can't I just live like the other spirits? I bet they don't have to go threw with this...\\
(AN: Oh but that do! =evil grin=)
//What the? I'm feeling tugging on my hair but I don't think it's Ryou's cat...\\
Bakura: AH!! DEMON HAMPSTER!!! OFF!!! QUIT EATING MY HAIR!! =flings hamster off and it hits the wall with a loud thump and lands on the ground the thud= ...Well I think it's dead but now... RYOU'S GOING TO KILL ME!!! OH RA!! I don't want to be killed by mortal flesh! //... Maybe if I put it back in it's cage no one will notice...\\
Bakura: =picks up Brandy and brings back to his cage= ... Err... Now how can I open this with out getting hurt in anyway...? =looks at Brandy= Oh well if he got out he won't mind going back in... =uses Brandy to open cage and drops him in= There you go little demon... I'll just...
=ding dong=
Bakura: Now what!?
=ding dong=
Bakura: =sigh and mumbles= Coming...
=banging on door=
Bakura: Coming! Give me a Ra damned minute!
=door brakes open and people with a stretcher come in=
Fireman: Mr. Bakura?
Bakura: Huh? What? =peers out at Fireman from the living room=
Fireman: Oh my God! What happened to your head!?
Bakura: Err... The cat got me...
Fireman: Here come with us! Will give you top of the line medical!
Bakura: ...What? Medical? I don't need medical help! The cat just likes sitting on my head and err... Scratching my eyes when I try getting her off... -Ryou!-
Ryou: -Not know Bakura! I'm in the middle of Math class and we're having a... Test!-
Bakura: -Well thank you for helping! I think I'll be at the hospital when you get home so have a nice day!- Anything else?
Fireman: We'll be taking you to the hospital to deal with you're damages.
Bakura: How did I guess?
-Ryou's House - 3:12 pm
Ryou: Bakura! I'm home! ... Bakura? =walks to kitchen table and there is a note= Dear Ryou, Sorry that I wasn't able to be there when get/got home. I was rushed to the emergency room against my will... As you know I can not write Japanese so I had one of those "Firemen" write it for me. Have a nice day, Bakura... Argh! Bakura!!! Now my dad has to pay for the Hospital bill!!
Ryou: Huh? There's something written on the back... In Egyptian... Let's see if my skills pay off... Ryou, I think I killed your hamster... =twitch= He killed... Brandy...?
Tigerlily: Mreoww?
Ryou: =twitch= Oh looks there's one more note... =twitch= Dear Mr. Ryou Bakura, Your brother is being treated with his injuries given by the cat. If you want to know more about them, read the second page. That is all. Signed, the Professor of Pin Cup.....
Ryou: What the hell? Oh well... =turns page= His injuries are as follows: Scratched eye, Bleeding scalp, blood red hair and deep gashes across the face... Well that does sound pretty bad... Maybe I'll forgive him...
-Hospital _Room 204 -3:16 pm
//Hospitals aren't all that bad... though the white is a bit light I can live with it.\\
Nurse: Mr. Bakura? Phone call
Bakura: Okay... Hello?
Ryou: Bakura?
Bakura: Yes?
Ryou: It's me Ryou
Bakura: I know that! Just what do you want?
Ryou: I'll probably drop by later today. Sorry a bit about what happened.
Bakura: A bit!? Aibou! You didn't listen to me when I told you what was happening!
Ryou: I had a Mad Minute to do!
Bakura: Mad minute?
Ryou: It's something you have to rush threw for marks.
Bakura: Uh-huh...
Ryou: Never mind! I'll be over at that hospital around 4! See you!
Bakura: Yeah... Bye...
Nurse: All done?
Bakura: yeah...
-Hospital _Room 204 -3:56 pm
Bakura: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5 6 7 8 910 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1920 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29... errr... 29... 30! 31 thirty two-
Ryou: Hi Bakura!
Bakura: Huh? Oh...
Ryou: So what have you been doing for the past hour?
Bakura: Well... I just sat in bed for the longest time and now I'm counting the dots on the roof but I think most of them are flies...
Ryou: Uhhh... Right... I brought you something since the doctor said you would be here for 2 days minimal.
Bakura: Oh?
Ryou: Here =hands Bakura a book thing= It's a journal! You right stuff you experience in here!
Bakura: I know what it is!
Ryou: Okay, okay! It also came with a pen! =hands Bakura a pen=
Bakura: It's a feather...
Ryou: Actually it's just a pen shaped like a feather...
Bakura: Oh
Ryou: See you pull the top feather for the main part of the pen to come out
Bakura: =pulls top feather= Hey this one's plastic! Oh well...
Ryou: I also brought you some cookies
Bakura: Did you make them?
Ryou: No
Bakura: ... I'll leave those for later...
Ryou: Okay... Well I'll be leaving now! Have a nice night!
Bakura: Sure...
Ryou: I'll bring everyone else tomorrow!
Bakura: Everyone!?
Ryou: Well... The gang! You know Yugi, Joey, Tristan...
Bakura: Yes, I know...
Ryou: Try and see if Malik can come too
Bakura: Great... I'm going to fool around with this adjustable bed now...
-Hospital _Room 204 -5:06 pm
Bakura: Bed goes up... Bed goes down... Bed goes up... Bed goes down... =yawn= Man this is boring... Maybe I'll try that journal thing or those cookies Ryou gave me...
-Hospital _Room 204 -5:27 pm
Bakura: =sleeping=
Nurse: Bakura, it's almost dinner time. Bakura?
Bakura: =sleeping still=
Nurse: Oh well at least he's resting...
Bakura: =mumbles= top ten things... I hate about Ryou... sleeping gas in cookies... =sleeping=
~Serena: Bwahahahaha! Who would have thought Ryou would figure out a way to put sleeping gas in cookies!
Bakura: Well actually I found out he didn't make them... He bought them at a store around the corner... Wonder why I never heard of that place
Yami: That's where I got that chocolate bar I gave to Marik! ^^
Serena: Mental note - Never give Yami sugar to not tell secrets...
Yami: PWeE!!
Bakura: =backs away= Uhh... Pharaoh?
Yami: I'm the sugar plum fairy! MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!
Serena: Never again...~
Yami: --" And you though I was crazy!
Serena: But you are! ^^
Yami: --"" Not literally! =mumbles something then gets an idea= Mwahahahahahahahahahaahahaha...
Serena: ?
Yami: Since you said it in your other fic I will say it now! EVERYONE!!! SERENA LIKES - HMFABUNK!! =glares=
Serena: ^^ Couldn't have you telling anyone! Bakura! Get over here now!
Bakura: What?
Serena: Say he disclaimer since Yami can't speak.
Bakura: No
Serena: Yes!
Bakura: No!
Serena: Just say it!!
Bakura: Eep! Fine! Serena does not own YGO or any other anime/show/video game that may appear in this fic! =glare=
Serena: Thankies! ^^~
-Ryou's House - 10:14 am
//I can't believe this! I'm stuck at Ryou's house with the Ra damned cat! It's been sleeping on my head so much that I now have scabs and red died hair on the roots of it. As much as Egyptians are suppose to worship cats and all this one is getting out of hand!\\
Bakura: Get off my head!!!
Tigerlily: Mreow mreeeoow!
Bakura: I said get off-Ow! Oh almighty Ra! Please remove this beast from my- OW! CLAWS! NOT THE CLAWS! RYOU! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!?!?!
Tigerlily: MEOW!! =hiss=
Bakura: AH! GET YOUR PAW OUT OF MY EYE!!! =runs into wall= Owww...
Tigerlily: Meow... =jumps off head and runs away=
Bakura: Oh well it worked... Now to see if my head's bleeding again...
-Ryou's House _Bathroom - 10:17 am
Bakura: HOLY SHIT!!! AH! MY HAIR! IT'S RED! IT'S ALL RED!
=And sure enough... Our favorite tomb robber's hair was all red with blood.=
Bakura: Maybe it'll wash out! Yeah, wash out! =turns tap full and fills sink up= This should work... =turns off water and dunks head into sink=
(AN: Hmm... Wonder why he didn't notice the water was steaming...)
Bakura: =lifts head up in rush and hits it on the tap= AH! OW! OH ALMIGHTY RA! Why do you bring me so much pain!?!
Mysterious Voice: I'd love to tell you but it's against the contract...
Bakura: Oh? And why is that?
Mysterious Voice: Can't tell you that either.
Bakura: Well thank you for the information, I will be going to my room (AN: Which use to be Ryou's little sisters) and sulk for the passing 5 hours.
Mysterious Voice: Errr... Okay, have a nice day!
Bakura: =mumbles something then hears the phone ring= I bet it's the pharaoh, bored out of his mind... =walks over to the phone in the kitchen and picks it up= Hello?
Sales person: Hello is Mr. Bakura there?
Bakura: Errr... Why?
Sales person: Well we want to try selling him our newest prodect!
Bakura: Which is?
Sales person: Just get him on the phone!
Bakura: I am on the phone.
Sales person: ...Oh... I apologize then! You sound younger then usual.
Bakura: //Hahahaha... Now to mess with this puny mortals mind\\ *starts speaking Egyptian*
Sales person: ... Umm... Mr. Bakura?
Bakura: //Hehehehehe... Stupid mortals! They can't recognize a simple threat!\\ Yes?
Sales person: Did you just call me a fat pig and say if I didn't hang up you'd hunt my down and kill me!?
Bakura: ... //Okay so maybe they can...\\ Errr... Did I say that?
Sales person: From what I heard, yes?
Bakura: =sweatdrop= Errr... //Hmm... Maybe I'll go with a horror movie aproch... Hehehehehe...\\ =puts hands over phone= Come on, Tigerlily scratch at the door!
Tigerlily: =yawns, curls up in a ball and falls asleep=
Bakura: Stupid animals... //Now what... I know!\\ =takes hand off phone= Err... be right back! =runs off to a cupboard and takes out some of Tigerlily's hard food. Puts some on head which Tigerlily hears and comes over to investigate= That's right come here! Err... Wait no! Don't! Stop! I didn't! AHH!!! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! =running around in circles=
Sales person: Mr. Bakura?
Bakura: OH GREAT RA!!! GET THIS THING- AH MY EYE! RA DAMNIT!! MY EYE!!! =runs into wall again and nocks himself out=
Sales person: Mr. Bakura? Bakura?!
Bakura: ...
Sales person: Mr. Bakura!?!?!?
-Ryou's House -11:25 am
//Owwww... Why does this happen so much...? Why can't I just live like the other spirits? I bet they don't have to go threw with this...\\
(AN: Oh but that do! =evil grin=)
//What the? I'm feeling tugging on my hair but I don't think it's Ryou's cat...\\
Bakura: AH!! DEMON HAMPSTER!!! OFF!!! QUIT EATING MY HAIR!! =flings hamster off and it hits the wall with a loud thump and lands on the ground the thud= ...Well I think it's dead but now... RYOU'S GOING TO KILL ME!!! OH RA!! I don't want to be killed by mortal flesh! //... Maybe if I put it back in it's cage no one will notice...\\
Bakura: =picks up Brandy and brings back to his cage= ... Err... Now how can I open this with out getting hurt in anyway...? =looks at Brandy= Oh well if he got out he won't mind going back in... =uses Brandy to open cage and drops him in= There you go little demon... I'll just...
=ding dong=
Bakura: Now what!?
=ding dong=
Bakura: =sigh and mumbles= Coming...
=banging on door=
Bakura: Coming! Give me a Ra damned minute!
=door brakes open and people with a stretcher come in=
Fireman: Mr. Bakura?
Bakura: Huh? What? =peers out at Fireman from the living room=
Fireman: Oh my God! What happened to your head!?
Bakura: Err... The cat got me...
Fireman: Here come with us! Will give you top of the line medical!
Bakura: ...What? Medical? I don't need medical help! The cat just likes sitting on my head and err... Scratching my eyes when I try getting her off... -Ryou!-
Ryou: -Not know Bakura! I'm in the middle of Math class and we're having a... Test!-
Bakura: -Well thank you for helping! I think I'll be at the hospital when you get home so have a nice day!- Anything else?
Fireman: We'll be taking you to the hospital to deal with you're damages.
Bakura: How did I guess?
-Ryou's House - 3:12 pm
Ryou: Bakura! I'm home! ... Bakura? =walks to kitchen table and there is a note= Dear Ryou, Sorry that I wasn't able to be there when get/got home. I was rushed to the emergency room against my will... As you know I can not write Japanese so I had one of those "Firemen" write it for me. Have a nice day, Bakura... Argh! Bakura!!! Now my dad has to pay for the Hospital bill!!
Ryou: Huh? There's something written on the back... In Egyptian... Let's see if my skills pay off... Ryou, I think I killed your hamster... =twitch= He killed... Brandy...?
Tigerlily: Mreoww?
Ryou: =twitch= Oh looks there's one more note... =twitch= Dear Mr. Ryou Bakura, Your brother is being treated with his injuries given by the cat. If you want to know more about them, read the second page. That is all. Signed, the Professor of Pin Cup.....
Ryou: What the hell? Oh well... =turns page= His injuries are as follows: Scratched eye, Bleeding scalp, blood red hair and deep gashes across the face... Well that does sound pretty bad... Maybe I'll forgive him...
-Hospital _Room 204 -3:16 pm
//Hospitals aren't all that bad... though the white is a bit light I can live with it.\\
Nurse: Mr. Bakura? Phone call
Bakura: Okay... Hello?
Ryou: Bakura?
Bakura: Yes?
Ryou: It's me Ryou
Bakura: I know that! Just what do you want?
Ryou: I'll probably drop by later today. Sorry a bit about what happened.
Bakura: A bit!? Aibou! You didn't listen to me when I told you what was happening!
Ryou: I had a Mad Minute to do!
Bakura: Mad minute?
Ryou: It's something you have to rush threw for marks.
Bakura: Uh-huh...
Ryou: Never mind! I'll be over at that hospital around 4! See you!
Bakura: Yeah... Bye...
Nurse: All done?
Bakura: yeah...
-Hospital _Room 204 -3:56 pm
Bakura: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5 6 7 8 910 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1920 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29... errr... 29... 30! 31 thirty two-
Ryou: Hi Bakura!
Bakura: Huh? Oh...
Ryou: So what have you been doing for the past hour?
Bakura: Well... I just sat in bed for the longest time and now I'm counting the dots on the roof but I think most of them are flies...
Ryou: Uhhh... Right... I brought you something since the doctor said you would be here for 2 days minimal.
Bakura: Oh?
Ryou: Here =hands Bakura a book thing= It's a journal! You right stuff you experience in here!
Bakura: I know what it is!
Ryou: Okay, okay! It also came with a pen! =hands Bakura a pen=
Bakura: It's a feather...
Ryou: Actually it's just a pen shaped like a feather...
Bakura: Oh
Ryou: See you pull the top feather for the main part of the pen to come out
Bakura: =pulls top feather= Hey this one's plastic! Oh well...
Ryou: I also brought you some cookies
Bakura: Did you make them?
Ryou: No
Bakura: ... I'll leave those for later...
Ryou: Okay... Well I'll be leaving now! Have a nice night!
Bakura: Sure...
Ryou: I'll bring everyone else tomorrow!
Bakura: Everyone!?
Ryou: Well... The gang! You know Yugi, Joey, Tristan...
Bakura: Yes, I know...
Ryou: Try and see if Malik can come too
Bakura: Great... I'm going to fool around with this adjustable bed now...
-Hospital _Room 204 -5:06 pm
Bakura: Bed goes up... Bed goes down... Bed goes up... Bed goes down... =yawn= Man this is boring... Maybe I'll try that journal thing or those cookies Ryou gave me...
-Hospital _Room 204 -5:27 pm
Bakura: =sleeping=
Nurse: Bakura, it's almost dinner time. Bakura?
Bakura: =sleeping still=
Nurse: Oh well at least he's resting...
Bakura: =mumbles= top ten things... I hate about Ryou... sleeping gas in cookies... =sleeping=
~Serena: Bwahahahaha! Who would have thought Ryou would figure out a way to put sleeping gas in cookies!
Bakura: Well actually I found out he didn't make them... He bought them at a store around the corner... Wonder why I never heard of that place
Yami: That's where I got that chocolate bar I gave to Marik! ^^
Serena: Mental note - Never give Yami sugar to not tell secrets...
Yami: PWeE!!
Bakura: =backs away= Uhh... Pharaoh?
Yami: I'm the sugar plum fairy! MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!
Serena: Never again...~