Woa, I did this chap in record time! ^^ Go me, go me, ooh ohh, gooooo ME!
Loki:. like I have said many of times, you're a dork. Or, as you would say; You're a dork, ooh ohh, a dork!
.\/. Hey, don't make fun of the author. Besides, calling me a dork is getting old.
Loki: Hey, I'm just stating the facts.
Pfft. Any who, I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn. to burn. um, there's no one bad in this chap.
Loki: flames will be used to burn booma.
What?!
Loki: We voted.
bambu wanted me burned?!
bambu: I got candy if I voted right. ^^
--; Can some one do the disclaimer?
Loki: what you should do is paste disclaimers chap so you don't have to waste time.
But what would I say in my notes?
Loki: *sarcastic* hmmm. that's a hard one, say; maybe you could say something useful to the story. Or even better, not say anything at all so I could have more free time!
bambu: Yeah! Free time! ^^
*Sniff* you're all against me.
bambu: I'm not, but I need to take care of the crickets.
Loki: Yeah, and I need to smash people's souls.
*WHACK*
Loki: Why am I always whacked?!
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The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
**********Fuu**********
I should be happy that the prince saved me, but I cannot get over the fact that he just stepped on my glasses. I mean, I am gratified that he helped me out, but technically, it was his car that hit me, right? All well, no reason to get sad over spilled milk.
"Miss?"
Oh, the maid is still here.
"Hmm?"
"You look totally famished. Would you like something?"
I would love to make myself some food. Wait, they have cooks here.
"Well, if it is not any trouble, could I go down and make something for myself?"
"Oh, that's no trouble at all if you're up to it. You're feeling alright?"
I still seem to have that irritating head ach, is that possible?
"I will be fine, thank you, miss."
"Hey, it's my job to call you miss. You can call me Bonny. I'm from Ireland."
"Well, in that case, you can call me Fuu. I am from Japan."
"I thought I was far from home. Good to meet you, Fuu."
Wow, this is the first time someone has been so kind to just me, no one else.
"The pleasure is all mine, Bonny."
"Let's go down to the section of the kitchen where my friend Gunji cooks. He'll let you cook without being offended."
If every day working here is so calm, I want to work here. After all, you would not need any special talents besides being friendly.
"Thank you."
"No 'prob."
Even the halls here are fancy. Or of what I can see, being with no glasses- what the?
"Excuse me, miss, but that is the prince checking all the doors, correct?"
"It is. what in the world is he doing? You go down this hall, turn left, then right at the second door and say Bonny sent you for Gunji, 'k?"
"Pardon?"
"Don't worry, all the servants know you're here and will help you. Besides, after I help his majesty over there, I'll come."
How am I not going to get lost? Maybe you need photographic memory to work here.
"All right."
The directions were not too bad, as long as I remember to turn left and then right, I'll be fine. I guess the hallway echoes, because I have already turned right but I can still hear them.
"Your Highness? May I ask what are you doing?"
"None of your business."
"Of course, Sir."
**********Ferio**********
"Hey, come back!"
Boy, for being a kind of plump maid, she sure moves fast. What was her name? Bonnie?
"Bonnie! Stop."
"Bonny, your majesty."
".What?"
"My name. It's Bonny, not Bonnie."
"What's the difference?"
"Bonnie isn't Irish."
Pfft. What is it with everyone being picky about his or her background? Bonny, Bonnie. Tomato, Tomata.
"Well any way."
"Yes, Sir?"
"You know that one girl?"
"The one you saved?"
"Yeah, Foo."
"Fuu, Sir."
"Huh?"
"Her name is Fuu, not Foo."
Okay, now she's pushing it.
"Look, I really don't care."
"Well, you should. It could hurt you politically some day. Also your friends wouldn't like either."
Is it because she's a mom? Is that it? Maybe she pities me sense I never had parents.
"Look, thanks for the concern, but-"
"I'm sorry, but I have to go to the kitchen now, your majesty."
She's smirking at me. I know it. She probably thought all she had to do was stall and then leave to end up getting Foo as another kid.
"Look, you need to help me."
"Good bye, your majesty."
That is no fair, I can boss every one else around, but she always gets around me. Maybe it's a mom thing. Good thing I don't have one then.
**********Fuu**********
How does the prince live like this?!? I have tried every single door; yet have found no kitchen, no Gunji, and definitely no Bonny. I turned left, I turned right, but I could not remember what door to take. So minuets after minutes that felt like millenniums I tried every single bloody door, yet NOTHING! And my head ach does not go well with my frustration. When Bonny said that all the servants knew about me, I was reassured because I thought that meant there would be some servants. Instead, all there is is this irritating endless hallway with twenty-four doors. I counted them. I should have stayed with Bonny. I should have-
"Fuu?"
Great, my first impression to the prince is shaking a door so hard it looks like I am breaking and entering.
"Um. yes, your majesty?"
"Call me Ferio."
"Yes, your majesty."
"Is that all you can say?"
"Um, No, your majesty?"
I thought it was embarrassing when I met Bonny, but she didn't fall on the floor laughing.
"I saved an idiot!"
What? I am no idiot!
"Excuse me, sir, but that is extremely improper to say that especially sense it is not correct! Besides that, you should be treating me like a guest because it was your car that hit me, and you stepped on my glasses!"
"What?"
"Good day, your majesty."
Yes, just leave the idiot on the floor and pretend you know where you are going. Maybe if I retrace my steps, I can find Bonny. All I have to do is turn here, then-
"Great job, Fuu! You really gave him a piece of your mind!"
"Bonny!"
"Wha-"
"I could not find any door that you spoke of and now the prince is going to be mad at me!"
Great, now I am crying.
"Shhh. It's okay, you turned right too soon, I should've given you better directions. And the prince will forget about it in no time, 'k?"
At least I do not cry loud, or I bet the sound would have carried all over this mansion.
"Fuu?"
"I am okay, sorry for the inconvenience."
"The inconvenience? Ha, I just like you more and more, Fuu. Want to go eat now?"
"Yes, but I am afraid that I do not want to cook anymore."
"I figured you'd say that, so I'll just ask Gunji to cook for you. After all, it is his job here."
"Thank you."
"Aw, it's no trouble. Let's go."
I see where I messed up the directions; maybe I should get a map.
"Stay right here, will ya? I have to go find where Gunji is."
"Okay."
"I'll be right back. Hey, Mart, where is-"
The carpet looks nice, and my head ach would probably go away if I slept. I doubt anyone will mind.
**********Ferio**********
I should be so mad at Fuu right now. I should go call for some guards to kick her out for talking to me like that. In fact, I should sue right now! But. that's the problem, I should, but no one else speaks freely to me. I heard her cry just because she thought I'd be mad.it doesn't help that she is nice. and pretty. I should buy her contacts so she won't have to wear glasses. Maybe I can get her picture, and then she can leave. But then she couldn't talk.what I should do is ask my sister, but she would laugh so hard because her little brother is heart over heels for someone. Heart over heels? I've been around Emeraude's friends too much. Maybe I could send her-
"Sir?"
What is it with interrupting my thoughts?
"What?"
"Are you alright?"
What is it with everyone saying that? Is it annoy Ferio day?
"Why do you ask?"
"You're laying on the floor."
Oh yeah, after laughing, I didn't get up.
"Umm, help me up?"
"Of course, sir."
Shesh, I need to focus more on present day.
"Need anything else, sir?"
"Not that I can think of."
"Good day, sir."
Nice guy, I should promote him. Maybe if I go to the kitchen I can find Bonnie. Or was it Bonny? Which one did she say was Irish?
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********Bamboomarang***********
Loki: Before any one tries to complain that this chap was all talk and no action, I-
Loki, the only one who is going to complain about that is you.
bambu: booma only owns the plot, us, Bonny, Greg, TMD (the mean driver), Gunji, 99999 crickets, the Random Narrator & RN TV, a little scorpion she got from Mexico, and a shark ring from Texas. Nothing else. And I mean nothing.
*Sniff*
bambu: don't cry, booma. You have us, and the 99999 crickets. That's a lot of crickets.
Loki: Erm, I sold the crickets.
WHAT?
Loki: please don't whack me.
*WHACK*
Some Random Narrator: Hello, and this is Random Narrator TV. Booma does not really know if Bonny is Irish, so don't be offended. Also, she would like to thank the two reviewers for, well, reviewing.
Some Other Random Narrator: Did Loki really sell all those crickets? How much money did he get? Will booma get sued for demon otter abuse? Why can't Ferio remember how to say names correctly? Will Fuu ever like Ferio, or will this be a one-way relationship? Does Ferio really hang around his sister's friends so much that he says weird things? You won't know unless you keep on reading The Common Fuu.
the first Random Narrator: Remember, you can't go wrong with a roll of duct tape and a bottle of ketchup on RN TV. See you next time, or will I? Read and Review. Ta.
Loki:. like I have said many of times, you're a dork. Or, as you would say; You're a dork, ooh ohh, a dork!
.\/. Hey, don't make fun of the author. Besides, calling me a dork is getting old.
Loki: Hey, I'm just stating the facts.
Pfft. Any who, I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn. to burn. um, there's no one bad in this chap.
Loki: flames will be used to burn booma.
What?!
Loki: We voted.
bambu wanted me burned?!
bambu: I got candy if I voted right. ^^
--; Can some one do the disclaimer?
Loki: what you should do is paste disclaimers chap so you don't have to waste time.
But what would I say in my notes?
Loki: *sarcastic* hmmm. that's a hard one, say; maybe you could say something useful to the story. Or even better, not say anything at all so I could have more free time!
bambu: Yeah! Free time! ^^
*Sniff* you're all against me.
bambu: I'm not, but I need to take care of the crickets.
Loki: Yeah, and I need to smash people's souls.
*WHACK*
Loki: Why am I always whacked?!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
**********Fuu**********
I should be happy that the prince saved me, but I cannot get over the fact that he just stepped on my glasses. I mean, I am gratified that he helped me out, but technically, it was his car that hit me, right? All well, no reason to get sad over spilled milk.
"Miss?"
Oh, the maid is still here.
"Hmm?"
"You look totally famished. Would you like something?"
I would love to make myself some food. Wait, they have cooks here.
"Well, if it is not any trouble, could I go down and make something for myself?"
"Oh, that's no trouble at all if you're up to it. You're feeling alright?"
I still seem to have that irritating head ach, is that possible?
"I will be fine, thank you, miss."
"Hey, it's my job to call you miss. You can call me Bonny. I'm from Ireland."
"Well, in that case, you can call me Fuu. I am from Japan."
"I thought I was far from home. Good to meet you, Fuu."
Wow, this is the first time someone has been so kind to just me, no one else.
"The pleasure is all mine, Bonny."
"Let's go down to the section of the kitchen where my friend Gunji cooks. He'll let you cook without being offended."
If every day working here is so calm, I want to work here. After all, you would not need any special talents besides being friendly.
"Thank you."
"No 'prob."
Even the halls here are fancy. Or of what I can see, being with no glasses- what the?
"Excuse me, miss, but that is the prince checking all the doors, correct?"
"It is. what in the world is he doing? You go down this hall, turn left, then right at the second door and say Bonny sent you for Gunji, 'k?"
"Pardon?"
"Don't worry, all the servants know you're here and will help you. Besides, after I help his majesty over there, I'll come."
How am I not going to get lost? Maybe you need photographic memory to work here.
"All right."
The directions were not too bad, as long as I remember to turn left and then right, I'll be fine. I guess the hallway echoes, because I have already turned right but I can still hear them.
"Your Highness? May I ask what are you doing?"
"None of your business."
"Of course, Sir."
**********Ferio**********
"Hey, come back!"
Boy, for being a kind of plump maid, she sure moves fast. What was her name? Bonnie?
"Bonnie! Stop."
"Bonny, your majesty."
".What?"
"My name. It's Bonny, not Bonnie."
"What's the difference?"
"Bonnie isn't Irish."
Pfft. What is it with everyone being picky about his or her background? Bonny, Bonnie. Tomato, Tomata.
"Well any way."
"Yes, Sir?"
"You know that one girl?"
"The one you saved?"
"Yeah, Foo."
"Fuu, Sir."
"Huh?"
"Her name is Fuu, not Foo."
Okay, now she's pushing it.
"Look, I really don't care."
"Well, you should. It could hurt you politically some day. Also your friends wouldn't like either."
Is it because she's a mom? Is that it? Maybe she pities me sense I never had parents.
"Look, thanks for the concern, but-"
"I'm sorry, but I have to go to the kitchen now, your majesty."
She's smirking at me. I know it. She probably thought all she had to do was stall and then leave to end up getting Foo as another kid.
"Look, you need to help me."
"Good bye, your majesty."
That is no fair, I can boss every one else around, but she always gets around me. Maybe it's a mom thing. Good thing I don't have one then.
**********Fuu**********
How does the prince live like this?!? I have tried every single door; yet have found no kitchen, no Gunji, and definitely no Bonny. I turned left, I turned right, but I could not remember what door to take. So minuets after minutes that felt like millenniums I tried every single bloody door, yet NOTHING! And my head ach does not go well with my frustration. When Bonny said that all the servants knew about me, I was reassured because I thought that meant there would be some servants. Instead, all there is is this irritating endless hallway with twenty-four doors. I counted them. I should have stayed with Bonny. I should have-
"Fuu?"
Great, my first impression to the prince is shaking a door so hard it looks like I am breaking and entering.
"Um. yes, your majesty?"
"Call me Ferio."
"Yes, your majesty."
"Is that all you can say?"
"Um, No, your majesty?"
I thought it was embarrassing when I met Bonny, but she didn't fall on the floor laughing.
"I saved an idiot!"
What? I am no idiot!
"Excuse me, sir, but that is extremely improper to say that especially sense it is not correct! Besides that, you should be treating me like a guest because it was your car that hit me, and you stepped on my glasses!"
"What?"
"Good day, your majesty."
Yes, just leave the idiot on the floor and pretend you know where you are going. Maybe if I retrace my steps, I can find Bonny. All I have to do is turn here, then-
"Great job, Fuu! You really gave him a piece of your mind!"
"Bonny!"
"Wha-"
"I could not find any door that you spoke of and now the prince is going to be mad at me!"
Great, now I am crying.
"Shhh. It's okay, you turned right too soon, I should've given you better directions. And the prince will forget about it in no time, 'k?"
At least I do not cry loud, or I bet the sound would have carried all over this mansion.
"Fuu?"
"I am okay, sorry for the inconvenience."
"The inconvenience? Ha, I just like you more and more, Fuu. Want to go eat now?"
"Yes, but I am afraid that I do not want to cook anymore."
"I figured you'd say that, so I'll just ask Gunji to cook for you. After all, it is his job here."
"Thank you."
"Aw, it's no trouble. Let's go."
I see where I messed up the directions; maybe I should get a map.
"Stay right here, will ya? I have to go find where Gunji is."
"Okay."
"I'll be right back. Hey, Mart, where is-"
The carpet looks nice, and my head ach would probably go away if I slept. I doubt anyone will mind.
**********Ferio**********
I should be so mad at Fuu right now. I should go call for some guards to kick her out for talking to me like that. In fact, I should sue right now! But. that's the problem, I should, but no one else speaks freely to me. I heard her cry just because she thought I'd be mad.it doesn't help that she is nice. and pretty. I should buy her contacts so she won't have to wear glasses. Maybe I can get her picture, and then she can leave. But then she couldn't talk.what I should do is ask my sister, but she would laugh so hard because her little brother is heart over heels for someone. Heart over heels? I've been around Emeraude's friends too much. Maybe I could send her-
"Sir?"
What is it with interrupting my thoughts?
"What?"
"Are you alright?"
What is it with everyone saying that? Is it annoy Ferio day?
"Why do you ask?"
"You're laying on the floor."
Oh yeah, after laughing, I didn't get up.
"Umm, help me up?"
"Of course, sir."
Shesh, I need to focus more on present day.
"Need anything else, sir?"
"Not that I can think of."
"Good day, sir."
Nice guy, I should promote him. Maybe if I go to the kitchen I can find Bonnie. Or was it Bonny? Which one did she say was Irish?
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********Bamboomarang***********
Loki: Before any one tries to complain that this chap was all talk and no action, I-
Loki, the only one who is going to complain about that is you.
bambu: booma only owns the plot, us, Bonny, Greg, TMD (the mean driver), Gunji, 99999 crickets, the Random Narrator & RN TV, a little scorpion she got from Mexico, and a shark ring from Texas. Nothing else. And I mean nothing.
*Sniff*
bambu: don't cry, booma. You have us, and the 99999 crickets. That's a lot of crickets.
Loki: Erm, I sold the crickets.
WHAT?
Loki: please don't whack me.
*WHACK*
Some Random Narrator: Hello, and this is Random Narrator TV. Booma does not really know if Bonny is Irish, so don't be offended. Also, she would like to thank the two reviewers for, well, reviewing.
Some Other Random Narrator: Did Loki really sell all those crickets? How much money did he get? Will booma get sued for demon otter abuse? Why can't Ferio remember how to say names correctly? Will Fuu ever like Ferio, or will this be a one-way relationship? Does Ferio really hang around his sister's friends so much that he says weird things? You won't know unless you keep on reading The Common Fuu.
the first Random Narrator: Remember, you can't go wrong with a roll of duct tape and a bottle of ketchup on RN TV. See you next time, or will I? Read and Review. Ta.