~Serena: Wee! New chap! :P

Yami: Uhuh...

Serena: Something wrong?

Yami: No! Nothing really!

Serena: Alrighty then...

Yami: Serena does not own YGO or any other animes/games/shows that may appear in this fic!

Serena: Thankies Yami! ^^

Yami: ...Don't mention it...

Serena: BTW we will be using most of the Jap. Names in dish one :p~

-Hospital _Room 204 -11:42 am

//Ahhh what a nice dream... I killed the pharaoh and took over the world! What a dream...\\

Nurse: Mr. Bakura?

Bakura: Huh?

Nurse: You finally woke up

Bakura: So?

Nurse: It's almost time for lunch. Hurry up and get changed.

Bakura: Yeah sure, whatever...

-Hospital _Cafeteria -12:03 pm

//All those shows on that TV said 'cafeteria food' is suppose to suck... Well I'll tell you this, it tastes a HELL lot better then when Ryou cooks food\\

Person in Wheelchair: So what are you in for?

Bakura: Huh? =looks at person= What does it look like I'm in for?

Person in Wheelchair: Well... I'd say a cracked skull but well it doesn't really look like it..

Bakura: Uhuh...

Person in Wheelchair: So... What's your name? Mine's Ki.

Bakura: Err... Bakura...

Ki: Nice to meet you Bakura!

Bakura: Uhuh...

Ki: So... What do you think about this cafeteria food?

Bakura: Horrible...

Ki: Oh... I thought it tastes pretty good considering!

Bakura: Riiiggghhhttt... //go against the flow and show you're different... Show this guy off.\\

Ki: How long have you been here for?

Bakura: =mumbles it how long he was here in Egyptian=

Ki: Are you speaking a different language?

Bakura: What the hell do you think?

Ki: Err..... Well I think so...

Nurse: Mr. Bakura! Phone!

Bakura: ... Coming... =walks over to phone= Hell no

(AN: Hello, Hell no. Sounds about the same)

Ryou: Hey Bakura, it's just me

Bakura: Figures... You know it would have been easier if you just mentally contacted me.. =gets odd glances= errr... Continue

Ryou: As you know me and the gang are coming over but Malik can't make it...

Bakura: Why not?

Ryou: Err... I'd rather not disgust that right now.. But... Eep! =chainsaw noises in bg=

Bakura: Ryou...

Ryou: Ye-es!?

Bakura: Does Marik happen to be at school?

Ryou: Yes!

Bakura: And does he have a chainsaw again?

Ryou: Yes!

Bakura: Figures...

Ryou: Malik will come later tonight...

Bakura: Uhuh...

Ryou: Err... The gang and I are gonna be bringing more stuff over...

Bakura: Why?

Ryou: Well you won't be out of the hospital till tomorrow afternoon... So we decided to bring stuff that will keep you busy. I going to bring that Play Station you never use...

Bakura: Play what?

Ryou: =sigh= Never mind... Well I got to get going! Other people are yelling at me to get off of the school phone... Bye!

Bakura: Ri=Ryou hangs up=ght... Ryou...? Ah whatever.. =hangs up phone=

Nurse: Mr. Bakura?

Bakura: Yes?

Nurse: You may proceed to your room. Lunch is over

Bakura: Great...

-Hospital _Room 204 -1:42 pm

//Oooo... My stomach... So hungry... Urghh... Must go to... last resort...\\

Bakura: Ra these things are degusting! Yuck! Argh! =spits pieces of bitten cookies on the floor= Oooo... I getting... Sleepy again... =yawn= Woooh... getting... head ach...

Nurse: Mr. Bakura? Are you feeling alright?

Bakura: zzzzzzzz...

Nurse: Oh my! He puked on the floor! Err... Guess I'd better pick it up... At least he's sleeping again... Hopefully... Better check his pulse...

-Hospital _Room 204 -3:15 pm

//Urgh... I say that these past 12 days or so have been the worst days of my life... and... AH!!!\\

Bakura: RYOU!!!

Ryou: Uhhh... Morning?

Bakura: Very funny... Soo...

Jou: Hey! Are those cookies!?

Bakura: Err... Why do you want to know?

Ryou: NO! Jou! Don't eat the cookies!

Jou: =has cookies in hand= Why not? =shoves one into his mouth=

Bakura: Haha... Foolish mortal...

Jou: You know what...? I'm kinda tired... All of a sudden...

Honda: That's new...

Jou: =falls over, now asleep=

Yuugi: Oh my god! Jou! What did you do to Jou!?

Yami: Bakura! What did you do to him this time!?

Bakura: It wasn't my idea... It was his... =points to Ryou=

Ryou: Heh heh... Sorry guys...

Yuugi: You did it Ryou!?

Ryou: =nods= Yeah... Really sorry about that guys! =sweatdrop=

Anzu: Jou? =shakes Jou's sleeping body= Jounouchi!?

Bakura: =yawn= So what do you people want?

Ryou: Well... Err... As soon as we wake Jou up we're gonna give you some presents...

Bakura: Rrrriiiggghttt... It better not be poisonous or I'm gonna kill someone

Yami: =shifty eyes= Err... Of course there's no poison in it... No one would dream of doing that...

Bakura: Uhuh.... //Note to self... Don't open Yami's present or try any products that may be inside\\

Honda: Jou!? =smacks Jounouchi across the face= Wake up, man!

Jou: Momy... ZzzZzZzz... Don't worry sis...

Honda: JOUNOUCHI!!! =shakes body frantically banging against the ground several times=

Jou: Oww... My head... Honda...

Honda: Good you're awake

Ryou: Okay! Here's that Play Station, Bakura! =hands Play Station=

Bakura: Play what?

Ryou: =sigh= Never mind... I'll set up while everyone else hands you what they brought...

Bakura: Oh joy...

Honda: Err... Who first?

Jou: My head...

Bakura: ..

Ryou: How about you, Anzu?

Anzu: Sure! I'd love to!

Bakura: Love!? ACK MY EARS! Stupid apricot girl!

Anzu: Hmph! Show a little appreciation!

Bakura How about... NO!

Anzu: =glares at Bakura and hands him a box=

Bakura: ooo! Let me guess! Socks or a friendship rant?

Anzu: Very funny...

Bakura =opens box= ... Hey there's nothing... in here... ZzzZzzzZzZzzz...

Yuugi: Anzu! Now he can't open any of the other presents!

Ryou: =sighs= Bakura! Wake up! =shakes Bakura=

Bakura: Eh? Oh it's just you Ryou...What the hell just happened? ... Don't answer that! =gets out of bed= DIE YOU STUPID APRICOT GIRL!! =chases Anzu=

Anzu: AH!! =runs out of room=

Bakura: Get back here! You little bitch!! =stops running= Ah... I'll get her if she comes back...

Yuugi: YAMI! Quit covering my ears!

Yami: Bad words! No need to hear them...

Yuugi: =pouts= I'm not a little kid!!

Bakura: =chuckles= You're pathetic pharaoh! =goes and sits down on bed again= Soo. who next?

Jou: =pushes Honda forward=

Honda: Ah! Hey Jou! I don't wanna go first!

Jou: Just get it over with! =pushes harder against Honda's back=

Honda: AH! WATCH IT JOU! WATER! =slips on water and lands on top of Jou=

Jou: Oof! Owwww... Honda get off my head...

Honda: =dizzy= Woo.. Spinning world...

Bakura: Hahaha... That's just pathetic...

Yami: Errr... Since no one else it going... Here =hands Bakura present=

Bakura: Why thank you pharaoh! I never knew you would go threw such trouble just for me! =sarcastically speaking=

Yami: Uhuh...

Bakura: =puts present aside=

Yami: ...

Bakura: ...

Yami: ...Aren't you going to open it?

Bakura: That depends... =shifts eyes for a second= But you see my hands are servely burnt and it's hard to open things.. =hands Yami present back= Will you do the honors?

Yami: Errr... Sure... Why not... =takes present slowly as a smirk grows on Bakura's face=

Ryou: Almost done!

Yami: =begins opening present=

Ryou: All done! =stands of and takes a step backwards tripping on Jou & Honda= WAH!

Bakura: RYOU!

Ryou: =gains balance and steps over the to fallen friends=

Yami: =laughs= Haha! Well tomb robber looks like you have a sot spot for your hikari after all!

Bakura: Oh shut up pharaoh! I do not!

Yami: Ha! Yeah right! I saw you tense up!

Bakura: Don't make me shove that present of yours down your throat!

Yami: You're no fun...

Bakura: Good! And it better stay that way!

Ryou: ...Err... Yami?

Yami: Yes?

Ryou: Want me to help you with that present?

Yami: =evil smirk= Sure! =hands Ryou present=

Bakura: =tenses up and glares at Yami= Damn you, pharaoh!

Ryou: ? =shrugs and opens present=

Bakura: =cringes=

Yami: =waits=

Ryou: Oh look it's a ca- =cake springs out and smashes Ryou in the face= ke... =clears cake out of eyes=

Bakura: ... Uhh.. Pharaoh?

Yami: What now?

Ryou: =twitch=

Bakura: You shouldn't have done that...

Ryou: =twitch=

Yami: Meep! =disappear=

Bakura: Eh... wimp... You okay Ryou?

Ryou: Aside from getting cake up my nose, yes, I'd say I'm fine...

Bakura: Err... Okay... Uhh...

Ryou: I'll let everyone leave now...

Yugi: Good idea... =tries picking Jounouchi up= Argh...

-Hospital _Room 204 -4:12 pm

//Well... Ryou got the cake off his face... Everyone else has left... Malik still hasn't come and we've been sitting in silence for about an hour now... Maybe... I should... I don't know why I'm even considering this but... Maybe I should thank him... For taking the cake to the face... Seems kinda strange though...\\

Bakura: ...

Ryou: ...

Bakura: Ryou?

Ryou: Yes Bakura?

Bakura: Do you know when Malik's getting here?

Ryou: =shakes head= Nope... Sorry

Bakura: oh... You know... You shouldn't be the one apologizing...

Ryou: Huh? Why not?

Bakura: Well err...

Ryou: .. You don't need to say anything... It's okay...

Bakura: Err... Sure... Right...

Ryou: ...

Bakura: ...

Ryou: ...

Bakura: ...

//Silence again! Argh! Damn it! How come I can just say sorry!?\\

Bakura: ...Ryou... I'm... I'm err... Sorry...

Ryou: For what?

Bakura: Just about everything! I mean... Well... You know what I mean...

Ryou: ...

Bakura: ...I know... Since you got the Sennen Ring... I've caused you a lot of pain... And... Well... I'm sorry...

Ryou: ...

Bakura: ...

Ryou: It's alright... I know that it's hard for you too...

Bakura: ... Eh?

=knocking on the door=

Bakura: huh? Err... Come in

Nurse: =peeks head into room= Umm... Mr. Bakura?

Bakura & Ryou: Yes?

Nurse: Umm... You have another visitor

Bakura: Must be Malik... Let him in

Nurse: Alright =lets Malik into the room=

Malik: Hi =yawn=

Bakura: What happened to you? You look like a total reck!

Malik: =touches cut on cheek= Yami... My yami... Got his hands on a knife and decided to do a bit of cutting...

Bakura: Youch...

Malik: Anyway... What's been happening here? Ryou never told me why you're in the hospital

Bakura: Errr... Long story... If I have the time I may tell you

Malik: Oh...

=head pops up from the window behind Bakura=

Malik: AH!!! =hinds behind Bakura=

Bakura: Eh? =turns around= Wah! =falls over=

Ryou: ...How come you're yami can climb walls?

Malik: Err... He opened the fridge, oven and turned on the tape all at the same time... Don't ask how... He just did...

(AN: Meh... Marik will now be called Mariku! Because it's much different from Malik even though they sound the same)

Mariku: Open up the window! I'm losing my grip! And Isis it trying to kill me!

Bakura: Well that's something new.. =walks over to window and opens it up=

Mariku: Thank you! =climbs threw and shuts window behind him= TRY THROWING THOSE NEEDLES NOW BITCH!!!

Isis: You'll regret that!!!

Mariku: Meep! Hey Bakura? Is it okay if I stay here for the night?

Bakura: I don't know...

Malik: That would be heaven! No yami! Yay!

Mariku: Quiet hikari!

Malik: Meep! Okay...

Mariku: Good... So Bakura what do you say?

Bakura: Whatever...

Mariku: Yay! =jumps around=

Bakura: Somehow I find that disturbing..

Ryou: =nods=

-Hospital _Room 204 -7:09 pm

//Come on blasted machine! Kill that stupid character Mariku's playing as!\\

Bakura: Damn it! You won again!

Mariku: Hehehe! In your face tomb robber! =dances around=

Bakura: Oh shut up! =hits Mariku over the head=

Mariku: Ow! =glares=

Bakura: I'm gonna err... Going to see if super is on in the Cafeteria yet...

Mariku: Okay! I'll come too~ =prances of along slide Bakura=

Bakura: You're acting like and airhead again...

Mariku: So?

Bakura: =sighs and shakes head=

Nurse: Oh Mr. Bakura! Are you feeling better?

Bakura: Errr.. Yeah?

Nurse: That's good! Supper is going to be served soon so you'd better head down to the cafeteria

Bakura; Uhuh...

Mariku: Ooo.. Supper! =wide smile=

Bakura: You seem hyper have a cookie...

Mariku: Okay! =takes cookie and bites into it= Mmm... This really hits the spot... Ehh... =yawn= I think I go back to your room... I'm pretty tired....

Bakura: You do that...

Mariku: Okay.. =yawns again and walks back into room 204=

Bakura: Now I can eat in peace...

~~~Serena: I'm stopping here for my brain is going 'Ack! Now wha can we do? Wait I know we can let Ki bug Bakura again! Nah, that not right... How about they have a food fight? Nah to predictable!' and so forth... ~~' Stupid brain with multiple personalities... It's that and I'm gonna write the halloween special next!

Yami: oo

Serena: What?

Yami: oo' nothing.

Serena: ~~ Uhuh...

Mariku: CHOCOLATE! :3

Serena: ¬¬' I won't ask...

Akunadin: Review!

Serena: AH! Evil person! =hids=

Akunadin: ¬¬'~~~