bambu: Hi! ^^
'Ello, I have changed the *s to ! Those are little hats! ^^
bambu: ^^ Hats!
Loki: Dear gods. wait a sec, that would include me! XD
*Blink* okay.I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn-
Loki: Why do you always say that?
So incase some one wants to flame. duh?
Loki: 'K. I'm leaving so you can start this now.
.Thank you? I think?
bambu: Bye! ^^
NO! WAIT, READ AND REVIEW FIRST!!!!!!!!
bambu: 0.0 ? *Runs off*
The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
Fuu
Mom! Come back! Why do you hate me so? Mom!
"Fuu!"
.Huh?
"Fuu, get up!"
.Is that really mom, smiling and beckoning me to come?
"Wake up!"
Ugh. just a dream.
"Wha-"
.Is that Bonny?
Whoa, she picked me up! I wonder why- Oh, someone had hot soup. Wonder who it is for.
"Fuu? You okay?"
".Yea?"
"I'm sorry, I just got to talking with Gunji, I forgot about you!"
What in the world is she talking about?
"Huh?"
"And then I come back and you're conked out! I thought you died on me!"
. Who is this person again? And where is she taking me?
"I should've thought better than to actually let you walk! The doc is going to be so mad!"
My head hurts. if I politely ask her to shut up, maybe I could find out what's going on.
"And with the concussion, I just let you walk around and everything! I am in so much trouble."
Hey, maybe if a nod and smile she'll shut up!
"And, if that was any worse, I let the wound open again!"
"What?"
"Oh, I am so sorry, was a blabbering? I do that when I'm worried. I-"
"What happened?"
What the? Another annoying voice?
"Oh, Jim, I really blew it this time! I let Fuu walk around and she conked out and her wound opened and the prince will be furious and-"
Wow, this conversation must be really serious. I wonder who Fuu is.
"Okay, Bonny, calm down."
I hope this Bonny is okay. She seems nice.
".Okay. I'm fine.But-"
"No buts! You get too worked up. Besides, the wound looks fine now."
"Sniff, b-but it was bleeding and I thought Fuu would die and she's so polite and kind and I-"
Hey, this Fuu sounds nice. Hope I can meet her.
"-Care. First off, Bonny, where are you going?"
Dang, I missed a piece of the conversation. I would ask them to repeat, but it would be impolite, being that I don't know who they are.
".I-I was going to go to the doc. For the wound."
"Good idea. I'll help you carry Fuu."
Great! Now I get to see who is Fuu!
"You-you can take this shoulder."
Wait a second. they're holding me. Ah well, they probably remembered I was here and decided to put me somewhere. Too bad I didn't get to see Fuu.
"Alright. But before we start walking, you need to take a couple of breaths."
"Who, me or Fuu?"
"Both of you."
Funny, this bonny person breathes funny. Hey, I used funny twice in one sentence!
"You too, Fuu."
Oh dear, I think this guy is crazy.
"Iam sorrrry, ser, but Foo isn't hear."
"Oh, no! She's getting worse!"
"She is not, Bonny. The doc must've put in some drug that kicks in when ever Fuu's heat beat speeds up. That's probably why she fell asleep after all that walking."
That would be cool, except the fact that both these people are crazy. There is no Fuu here.
"So she's slurring because of that?"
"Yes. Let's start walking."
"Okay."
Hey, what if there is a Fuu, but it's not a person? I'm so smart!
"Jim?"
"Yeah, Bonny?"
"How do you know about the drugs and the other stuff? Were you ever a doctor?"
"Ha, no. But my brother was. While I did sports when I was a kid, my brother would patch me up and tell me about what he was studying."
"Really? I-"
"Isn't that the doc's room?"
What is a doc? It sounds scary.
".Nope, but this one is. Where do we put her?"
"How about on the only couch here?"
"Heh, silly of me to ask."
Why are they leaving? What about Fuu? What about me? Why am I sore? Why don't I know who I am? What-
"Ah, Fuu Hououji."
Ferio
Lucky I know my cooks, or else I'd be searching for Bonnie for days. I should probably ask Mart, he knows everything about everyone.
"Hello Ferio, sire."
"Hi Mart. You know where Bonnie is?"
I may like Mart, but that doesn't mean he can smirk at me. I probably said the stupid name wrong again.
"Sorry my man, but I don't know any 'Bonnie'."
"I don't have time for your stupid games. Tell me."
"Well, being that you're sooo polite, I'll tell you. 'Bonnie' brought a tired looking friend and was asking around for Gunji. Her friend conked out in an instant! Next thing I know, the new friend was somehow bleeding from the head, still asleep. Guess the friend was pretty important, because Bonny was totally freaked when she saw her friend like that. Last time I saw Bonny was while she was carrying her friend away from the kitchen. Hope it wasn't anything illegal."
Bonnie's new friend must've been Foo! Dammit! How the hell am I supposed to find her?
"Whoa, man, you look pissed."
"Of course I'm pissed! Where'd Bonny go after that?"
"Umm. don't really know."
"Dammit!"
"Where are you going?"
"I'm just gonna search all these fucking halls!"
Fuu
"W-who are you?"
What a scary looking man.
"I'm a doctor. You can call me. Dave."
Dave?
"I would assume you've been out of bed and 'conked out'."
"Huh?"
"Oh, dear. Here, how many fingers am I holding up?"
Is that seven fingers or eight?
"Um... Can you hold them still?"
"Tsk tsk tsk. What's your name, Fuu?"
My name? What does he mean?
"Wha-"
"Do you know?"
"Sorry, but no."
"Even though I said it at the end of my question?"
"What question?"
"Okay. Does your head hurt?"
.Hmm I think so.but should I tell him?
".Yeah."
"Do you feel tired and kind of dizzy?"
"Yep on both."
"Alright. You don't remember anything right now, but you'll feel better after you go to sleep. You'll sleep for me, won't you Fuu?"
"Sure."
"Okay, take this pill and chew on it. Don't just swallow it though, 'k?"
"Sure thing. Bye."
"Wait! Do you know where you're going?"
"Err. No?"
"Then sit here and I'll get you someone."
Get me someone? But I want Bonny.
"Can-can you get Bonny?"
".I guess, but she is the one who let you out of bed."
"It'll be okay! I know her!"
"Ha, okay then. I'll be back soon."
Great. Maybe I'll remember after I sleep- what the?
Ferio
I wish that door wouldn't squeak so much. Hey! There's Foo-Fuu!
"Fou, you okay?"
".Who, me?"
She is so cute. Wonder what the hell she means, though.
"Yeah, you. You're Fuu."
"Hey! That rhymed!"
I love her smile. Bleah what am I saying? Besides, she's acting like a druggie!
"What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing, besides that she needs sleep."
Uh oh, it's the doc.
"You didn't give her drugs, did you?"
"I gave her a drug kind of like a sleeping pill. She'll be fine."
"'A drug kind of like a sleeping pill'? What drug are you on?"
"None, sir. Now, please leave. Some one will take her to her room, and then she will sleep."
"You're not letting Bonnie take her-"
"Why not.Sir?"
Dear lord, she must've taken a lot of pill like drugs.
"Because she's the one who caused this trouble!"
"But, Sir, everyone makes mistakes. And Dave says I'm okay."
Dave?
"But-"
"Please Sir, forgive Bonny?"
Her eyes do the exact thing sis's eyes do, what-are-they-called, the 'bambi eyes'. I now officially hate 'bambi eyes'.
".Sir?"
"Yeah, I guess so."
"Thank you Sir!"
Hey, she's hugging me! She smells good.
"Come on, Fuu. Bonny's right out the door."
"Okay Dave. Goodbye, Sir."
"It's Ferio, 'k?"
"'K?"
"Ha, never mind. See ya."
"'K."
Fuu
Uhg.
"Wha the-"
"Fuu, you're awake, that's great."
".Ferio?"
"Ha, no. It's Bonny."
"Bonny?"
Ouch, it hurts to sit up.
"Lay back down!"
"Sorry."
"It's okay. I just don't want anything else to happen."
Else to happen.?
Oh yeah.
At least the prince isn't mad anymore.
But now he probably thinks I'm an idiot. Or a druggie.
Just Great.
"Fuu?"
"How long have I been sleeping?"
"Oh, around a week-"
"What??"
"-And a half."
"Oh no! What about school? What about-"
"Don't worry about school. Last Monday started winter break."
"But my report, and my other homework and-"
"Ferio took care of all of it."
He did?
"Really?"
"Really really."
Oh no, what if he wants a favor back?
"But-"
"He did it cause he wanted to, not because he wanted a favor."
"How'd you know-"
"Ha, don't look so surprised. It was written all over your face."
"Really?"
"Yeah, by the way, the doc has been checking you, and he says you can leave when ever you want."
"Why do you call him-"
What just happened?
"What in the world?"
Why's it so dark?
"The lights are out- oh shit."
"Fuu, do you know what that was?"
"Yes. That was a gunshot."
"But-"
"ATTENTION STAFF. THERE IS A BREAKDOWN IN SECRUITY. PLEASE STAY CALM AND GO TO YOUR SAFETY AREAS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE TO GO TO THEIR STATIONS."
Ferio
"See ya, Ferio!"
Lantis, you're not tricking anyone. Everyone knows you don't have homework and every one knows you go home so quickly to make out with some short chick.
"Yeah, bye."
I helped Fuu a lot, almost ruining my reputation at school and she hasn't woken up yet. And I even check up on her after school every day! Though I do wonder why I haven't heard anything from her family. Might as well check up on it, being that my sis grounded me for jumping out of the limo. And for half of winter break! That really sucks.
"You cannot enter here."
Huh? What an idiot.
"Yes I can, being that you're guarding MY room."
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know, sir, that it was you sir."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. And you only have to say sir once every sentence."
"Of course, sir."
Phht. What a stuttering moron. I should probably check my email being that I haven't checked it in. a week? Something like that. Wonder what- Hey, my computer went off. So did all the lights!
"Hey, guard, what the hell just happened?"
Whoa, that was a gunshot. And close. Like outside my door.
"Guard, you okay? Guard-"
"ATTENTION STAFF. THERE IS A BREAKDOWN IN SECRUITY. PLEASE STAY CALM AND GO TO YOUR SAFETY AREAS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE TO GO TO THEIR STATIONS."
I need a weapon. To defend myself. Where? Where?!?! There should be my .45 but what about bullets? Dammit.
"ATTENTION STAFF. THERE IS A BREAKDOWN IN SECRUITY. PLEASE STAY CALM AND GO TO YOUR SAFETY AREAS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE TO GO TO THEIR STATIONS."
Dammit, I need quiet! Wait; there should be that sword that Emeraude wanted me to try out. behind the computer? Nope, but in the closet? Yes! Here I come!.ugh, this sword is heavy.
Bamboomarang
First of all, the important stuff: I'm really sorry that some of the characters seemed OC, I'm thinking of doing this chap over. I'm also sorry that I took a while for this chap, but I want you guys to realize the way I am writing is very hard to do, being that this writing is to mostly only show the char.'s thoughts. In later chaps, if you guys don't mind, I might add a narrator's pov. Probably one of my random narrators. Also, if you want me to start answering reviews, I can. And by the way, the crickets are so random thing of mine. or, technically, bambu's.
Okay. now for the disclaimer: I do not own-
bambu: *GASP* Cover her mouth, QUICK!
Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! *Sits on me*
Whmugh?
bambu: WHAT were you THINKING?
Loki: Must've not been thinking at all!
Murpgh?
Loki: YOU can't do the disclaimer!
bambu: Yeah, cause that's. that's.
Loki: BAD!
???
Loki: bambu, say it quick before booma tries again!!!
bambu: bamboomarangdoesnotownMKRjustthisplotandthefollowingcharacters: *GASP* bambu, Loki, Greg, Bonny, Jim, Dave/Thedoc, thetrainer, the-
Loki: Hurry!
bambu: um. Booma doesn't own MKR! That's all you need to know! Loki: phew, that was close.
Mhiggoph!
Loki: What?
bambu: I think she said 'Mhiggoph!'
Loki: *rolls eyes* what I mean was what does that mean?
bambu: oh. I don't know for sure. How bout you get off her and ask. She's turning a nice shade of purple.
Loki: Really? Let me see! *Gets off*
*GASPS FOR AIR*
Loki: awe booma, you didn't stay purple!
*Glares* I am going to hurt you! .
Loki: ^^* um. read and review and I must go bye! *Rushes of*
.\/. I'll find you yet!!!
*TWACK*
One of the Protectors of demon otters named Loki: There she is! Get her!
Huh?
Protectors of demon otters named Loki: *with pitchforks* DIE!!!!!
Eep! Run away, run away!!! *Starts running* bambu, Loki! Help me!!
Loki: Never!! Mwahahahah-cough-gag. *Gasping* bambu, booma! H-help me!
*Still running* Help!
Loki: *still chocking* Help!
Loki & me: Help us!
bambu: who, me? But-
Loki & me: WE'RE IN GREAT PERIL! HELP US, NOW!
bambu: fine.
Baby crickets: help us! The TV isn't working!
bambu: *gasp* DON'T WORRY, MOTHER'S COMING!!!
Loki: w-well, *gasp* that makes me f-feel great. *Sarcastic*
*Up in a tree* what are you complaining about? You're immortal! Loki: *blink* I am? Oh yeah!
*Rolls eyes while the Protectors of demon otters named Loki climb the tree* would you help me?
Loki: Naw. *Grins* Go ask bambu.
. I hate you. *Starts getting beat up by otter protector dudes*
bambu: *comes back* don't worry booma! The- Booma???
X.X
One of the Protectors of demon otters named Loki: Okay, we're done. Bye.
Loki: Thanks. R/R, morons, or I'll sic these guys on you. Mwahahahahahaha. I'd kill myself laughing if I weren't immortal. XD
'Ello, I have changed the *s to ! Those are little hats! ^^
bambu: ^^ Hats!
Loki: Dear gods. wait a sec, that would include me! XD
*Blink* okay.I WILL take flames IF they are actually good flames that will tell me what I did wrong. Stupid flames will be used to burn-
Loki: Why do you always say that?
So incase some one wants to flame. duh?
Loki: 'K. I'm leaving so you can start this now.
.Thank you? I think?
bambu: Bye! ^^
NO! WAIT, READ AND REVIEW FIRST!!!!!!!!
bambu: 0.0 ? *Runs off*
The Common Fuu
By
Bamboomarang
Fuu
Mom! Come back! Why do you hate me so? Mom!
"Fuu!"
.Huh?
"Fuu, get up!"
.Is that really mom, smiling and beckoning me to come?
"Wake up!"
Ugh. just a dream.
"Wha-"
.Is that Bonny?
Whoa, she picked me up! I wonder why- Oh, someone had hot soup. Wonder who it is for.
"Fuu? You okay?"
".Yea?"
"I'm sorry, I just got to talking with Gunji, I forgot about you!"
What in the world is she talking about?
"Huh?"
"And then I come back and you're conked out! I thought you died on me!"
. Who is this person again? And where is she taking me?
"I should've thought better than to actually let you walk! The doc is going to be so mad!"
My head hurts. if I politely ask her to shut up, maybe I could find out what's going on.
"And with the concussion, I just let you walk around and everything! I am in so much trouble."
Hey, maybe if a nod and smile she'll shut up!
"And, if that was any worse, I let the wound open again!"
"What?"
"Oh, I am so sorry, was a blabbering? I do that when I'm worried. I-"
"What happened?"
What the? Another annoying voice?
"Oh, Jim, I really blew it this time! I let Fuu walk around and she conked out and her wound opened and the prince will be furious and-"
Wow, this conversation must be really serious. I wonder who Fuu is.
"Okay, Bonny, calm down."
I hope this Bonny is okay. She seems nice.
".Okay. I'm fine.But-"
"No buts! You get too worked up. Besides, the wound looks fine now."
"Sniff, b-but it was bleeding and I thought Fuu would die and she's so polite and kind and I-"
Hey, this Fuu sounds nice. Hope I can meet her.
"-Care. First off, Bonny, where are you going?"
Dang, I missed a piece of the conversation. I would ask them to repeat, but it would be impolite, being that I don't know who they are.
".I-I was going to go to the doc. For the wound."
"Good idea. I'll help you carry Fuu."
Great! Now I get to see who is Fuu!
"You-you can take this shoulder."
Wait a second. they're holding me. Ah well, they probably remembered I was here and decided to put me somewhere. Too bad I didn't get to see Fuu.
"Alright. But before we start walking, you need to take a couple of breaths."
"Who, me or Fuu?"
"Both of you."
Funny, this bonny person breathes funny. Hey, I used funny twice in one sentence!
"You too, Fuu."
Oh dear, I think this guy is crazy.
"Iam sorrrry, ser, but Foo isn't hear."
"Oh, no! She's getting worse!"
"She is not, Bonny. The doc must've put in some drug that kicks in when ever Fuu's heat beat speeds up. That's probably why she fell asleep after all that walking."
That would be cool, except the fact that both these people are crazy. There is no Fuu here.
"So she's slurring because of that?"
"Yes. Let's start walking."
"Okay."
Hey, what if there is a Fuu, but it's not a person? I'm so smart!
"Jim?"
"Yeah, Bonny?"
"How do you know about the drugs and the other stuff? Were you ever a doctor?"
"Ha, no. But my brother was. While I did sports when I was a kid, my brother would patch me up and tell me about what he was studying."
"Really? I-"
"Isn't that the doc's room?"
What is a doc? It sounds scary.
".Nope, but this one is. Where do we put her?"
"How about on the only couch here?"
"Heh, silly of me to ask."
Why are they leaving? What about Fuu? What about me? Why am I sore? Why don't I know who I am? What-
"Ah, Fuu Hououji."
Ferio
Lucky I know my cooks, or else I'd be searching for Bonnie for days. I should probably ask Mart, he knows everything about everyone.
"Hello Ferio, sire."
"Hi Mart. You know where Bonnie is?"
I may like Mart, but that doesn't mean he can smirk at me. I probably said the stupid name wrong again.
"Sorry my man, but I don't know any 'Bonnie'."
"I don't have time for your stupid games. Tell me."
"Well, being that you're sooo polite, I'll tell you. 'Bonnie' brought a tired looking friend and was asking around for Gunji. Her friend conked out in an instant! Next thing I know, the new friend was somehow bleeding from the head, still asleep. Guess the friend was pretty important, because Bonny was totally freaked when she saw her friend like that. Last time I saw Bonny was while she was carrying her friend away from the kitchen. Hope it wasn't anything illegal."
Bonnie's new friend must've been Foo! Dammit! How the hell am I supposed to find her?
"Whoa, man, you look pissed."
"Of course I'm pissed! Where'd Bonny go after that?"
"Umm. don't really know."
"Dammit!"
"Where are you going?"
"I'm just gonna search all these fucking halls!"
Fuu
"W-who are you?"
What a scary looking man.
"I'm a doctor. You can call me. Dave."
Dave?
"I would assume you've been out of bed and 'conked out'."
"Huh?"
"Oh, dear. Here, how many fingers am I holding up?"
Is that seven fingers or eight?
"Um... Can you hold them still?"
"Tsk tsk tsk. What's your name, Fuu?"
My name? What does he mean?
"Wha-"
"Do you know?"
"Sorry, but no."
"Even though I said it at the end of my question?"
"What question?"
"Okay. Does your head hurt?"
.Hmm I think so.but should I tell him?
".Yeah."
"Do you feel tired and kind of dizzy?"
"Yep on both."
"Alright. You don't remember anything right now, but you'll feel better after you go to sleep. You'll sleep for me, won't you Fuu?"
"Sure."
"Okay, take this pill and chew on it. Don't just swallow it though, 'k?"
"Sure thing. Bye."
"Wait! Do you know where you're going?"
"Err. No?"
"Then sit here and I'll get you someone."
Get me someone? But I want Bonny.
"Can-can you get Bonny?"
".I guess, but she is the one who let you out of bed."
"It'll be okay! I know her!"
"Ha, okay then. I'll be back soon."
Great. Maybe I'll remember after I sleep- what the?
Ferio
I wish that door wouldn't squeak so much. Hey! There's Foo-Fuu!
"Fou, you okay?"
".Who, me?"
She is so cute. Wonder what the hell she means, though.
"Yeah, you. You're Fuu."
"Hey! That rhymed!"
I love her smile. Bleah what am I saying? Besides, she's acting like a druggie!
"What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing, besides that she needs sleep."
Uh oh, it's the doc.
"You didn't give her drugs, did you?"
"I gave her a drug kind of like a sleeping pill. She'll be fine."
"'A drug kind of like a sleeping pill'? What drug are you on?"
"None, sir. Now, please leave. Some one will take her to her room, and then she will sleep."
"You're not letting Bonnie take her-"
"Why not.Sir?"
Dear lord, she must've taken a lot of pill like drugs.
"Because she's the one who caused this trouble!"
"But, Sir, everyone makes mistakes. And Dave says I'm okay."
Dave?
"But-"
"Please Sir, forgive Bonny?"
Her eyes do the exact thing sis's eyes do, what-are-they-called, the 'bambi eyes'. I now officially hate 'bambi eyes'.
".Sir?"
"Yeah, I guess so."
"Thank you Sir!"
Hey, she's hugging me! She smells good.
"Come on, Fuu. Bonny's right out the door."
"Okay Dave. Goodbye, Sir."
"It's Ferio, 'k?"
"'K?"
"Ha, never mind. See ya."
"'K."
Fuu
Uhg.
"Wha the-"
"Fuu, you're awake, that's great."
".Ferio?"
"Ha, no. It's Bonny."
"Bonny?"
Ouch, it hurts to sit up.
"Lay back down!"
"Sorry."
"It's okay. I just don't want anything else to happen."
Else to happen.?
Oh yeah.
At least the prince isn't mad anymore.
But now he probably thinks I'm an idiot. Or a druggie.
Just Great.
"Fuu?"
"How long have I been sleeping?"
"Oh, around a week-"
"What??"
"-And a half."
"Oh no! What about school? What about-"
"Don't worry about school. Last Monday started winter break."
"But my report, and my other homework and-"
"Ferio took care of all of it."
He did?
"Really?"
"Really really."
Oh no, what if he wants a favor back?
"But-"
"He did it cause he wanted to, not because he wanted a favor."
"How'd you know-"
"Ha, don't look so surprised. It was written all over your face."
"Really?"
"Yeah, by the way, the doc has been checking you, and he says you can leave when ever you want."
"Why do you call him-"
What just happened?
"What in the world?"
Why's it so dark?
"The lights are out- oh shit."
"Fuu, do you know what that was?"
"Yes. That was a gunshot."
"But-"
"ATTENTION STAFF. THERE IS A BREAKDOWN IN SECRUITY. PLEASE STAY CALM AND GO TO YOUR SAFETY AREAS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE TO GO TO THEIR STATIONS."
Ferio
"See ya, Ferio!"
Lantis, you're not tricking anyone. Everyone knows you don't have homework and every one knows you go home so quickly to make out with some short chick.
"Yeah, bye."
I helped Fuu a lot, almost ruining my reputation at school and she hasn't woken up yet. And I even check up on her after school every day! Though I do wonder why I haven't heard anything from her family. Might as well check up on it, being that my sis grounded me for jumping out of the limo. And for half of winter break! That really sucks.
"You cannot enter here."
Huh? What an idiot.
"Yes I can, being that you're guarding MY room."
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know, sir, that it was you sir."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. And you only have to say sir once every sentence."
"Of course, sir."
Phht. What a stuttering moron. I should probably check my email being that I haven't checked it in. a week? Something like that. Wonder what- Hey, my computer went off. So did all the lights!
"Hey, guard, what the hell just happened?"
Whoa, that was a gunshot. And close. Like outside my door.
"Guard, you okay? Guard-"
"ATTENTION STAFF. THERE IS A BREAKDOWN IN SECRUITY. PLEASE STAY CALM AND GO TO YOUR SAFETY AREAS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE TO GO TO THEIR STATIONS."
I need a weapon. To defend myself. Where? Where?!?! There should be my .45 but what about bullets? Dammit.
"ATTENTION STAFF. THERE IS A BREAKDOWN IN SECRUITY. PLEASE STAY CALM AND GO TO YOUR SAFETY AREAS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE TO GO TO THEIR STATIONS."
Dammit, I need quiet! Wait; there should be that sword that Emeraude wanted me to try out. behind the computer? Nope, but in the closet? Yes! Here I come!.ugh, this sword is heavy.
Bamboomarang
First of all, the important stuff: I'm really sorry that some of the characters seemed OC, I'm thinking of doing this chap over. I'm also sorry that I took a while for this chap, but I want you guys to realize the way I am writing is very hard to do, being that this writing is to mostly only show the char.'s thoughts. In later chaps, if you guys don't mind, I might add a narrator's pov. Probably one of my random narrators. Also, if you want me to start answering reviews, I can. And by the way, the crickets are so random thing of mine. or, technically, bambu's.
Okay. now for the disclaimer: I do not own-
bambu: *GASP* Cover her mouth, QUICK!
Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo! *Sits on me*
Whmugh?
bambu: WHAT were you THINKING?
Loki: Must've not been thinking at all!
Murpgh?
Loki: YOU can't do the disclaimer!
bambu: Yeah, cause that's. that's.
Loki: BAD!
???
Loki: bambu, say it quick before booma tries again!!!
bambu: bamboomarangdoesnotownMKRjustthisplotandthefollowingcharacters: *GASP* bambu, Loki, Greg, Bonny, Jim, Dave/Thedoc, thetrainer, the-
Loki: Hurry!
bambu: um. Booma doesn't own MKR! That's all you need to know! Loki: phew, that was close.
Mhiggoph!
Loki: What?
bambu: I think she said 'Mhiggoph!'
Loki: *rolls eyes* what I mean was what does that mean?
bambu: oh. I don't know for sure. How bout you get off her and ask. She's turning a nice shade of purple.
Loki: Really? Let me see! *Gets off*
*GASPS FOR AIR*
Loki: awe booma, you didn't stay purple!
*Glares* I am going to hurt you! .
Loki: ^^* um. read and review and I must go bye! *Rushes of*
.\/. I'll find you yet!!!
*TWACK*
One of the Protectors of demon otters named Loki: There she is! Get her!
Huh?
Protectors of demon otters named Loki: *with pitchforks* DIE!!!!!
Eep! Run away, run away!!! *Starts running* bambu, Loki! Help me!!
Loki: Never!! Mwahahahah-cough-gag. *Gasping* bambu, booma! H-help me!
*Still running* Help!
Loki: *still chocking* Help!
Loki & me: Help us!
bambu: who, me? But-
Loki & me: WE'RE IN GREAT PERIL! HELP US, NOW!
bambu: fine.
Baby crickets: help us! The TV isn't working!
bambu: *gasp* DON'T WORRY, MOTHER'S COMING!!!
Loki: w-well, *gasp* that makes me f-feel great. *Sarcastic*
*Up in a tree* what are you complaining about? You're immortal! Loki: *blink* I am? Oh yeah!
*Rolls eyes while the Protectors of demon otters named Loki climb the tree* would you help me?
Loki: Naw. *Grins* Go ask bambu.
. I hate you. *Starts getting beat up by otter protector dudes*
bambu: *comes back* don't worry booma! The- Booma???
X.X
One of the Protectors of demon otters named Loki: Okay, we're done. Bye.
Loki: Thanks. R/R, morons, or I'll sic these guys on you. Mwahahahahahaha. I'd kill myself laughing if I weren't immortal. XD