BEFORE YOU WORRY, I DID NOT DIE!!

Bambu: yay! ^^

Loki: damn, so close!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Loki: um… damn, stop yelling?

I have real issues some times, like WRITER'S BLOCK! No, really, I do have a messed up life that sometimes I have to tend to. BUT I'LL BE FINE AS LONG AS I GET REVIEWS! ^^ And lots of 'em!

*the Random Narrator comes in holding a Poster*

*the Poster stands up and starts reading what I wrote on it*

the Poster:

The Amazing Important Stuff You (or I) Might Want To Know:

What are those porch thingies that aren't connected to the house? Answer this first and I'll do some thing for you. Like if you want me to do two more chaps on MKR and Monty Python, I will. If you want me to start a different story, I will. Just answer my question before I get even crazier! Also, if you don't like the way I'm writing, tell me. I'll try to make you happy. ^^

*the Poster lays back down, and the Random Narrator picks it up*

*the Random Narrator walks out*

All random people listening to this boring conversation: wow

Please review on that. I really want to know, and I'll feel like an idiot if you don't answer.

Bambu: Got Fuu? ^^

Loki: *eyeing crickets* No, but I'll get you!

…And I thought I was sane…

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The Common Fuu

By

Bamboomarang

^^^Fuu^^^

"ATTENTION STAFF. THERE IS A BREAKDOWN IN SECRUITY. PLEASE STAY CALM AND GO TO YOUR SAFETY AREAS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ALL SECURITY OFFICERS ARE TO GO TO THEIR STATIONS."

Damn!

"Oh no! What do I do? What do I do?"

All right, I have been in situations like this with mom. The gunshot was around the north part, so obviously I should go towards the south exit...

"What do I do? What do I do?? We're all going to die! Oh no oh no oh no!"

Oh, I forgot about bonny... she should get to safety.

"Calm down! Shh… now, where is your 'post'?"

"Um... uh, th-the kitchen..."

"Okay, here's what you do. Go to your friend Gunji and stay there, I-"

"I can't leave you! And what's worse, his Majesty! And that g-gunshot, and-"

Ferio? Was Ferio hit? What about his sister?

"Ferio? Bonny! Where would Ferio be right now? Is his sister okay?"

"Emeraude? She should've been e-evacuated by now-"

"-What about him?"

"His r-room is on the second floor. I think th-the gunshot sounded near his room."

No.

"I have to go get him. Go with Gunji and-"

"But what about you, I-"

"Look, I will be fine."

"But-"

"Have you ever been in this kind of situation before?"

"N-no, but-"

"I have. Please trust me and go."

"O-okay, but... where are you going? I feel so bad, being that you're such a polite sweet girl, and-"

"Thank you, but I will be alright. Go."

^^^Ferio^^^

All right bad guys, here I come! Ha, this is so like the movies- Shit. I stepped on a-A DEAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Hey, get that guy! Alive!"

A DEAD GUY A DEAD GUY A DEAD GUY A-woa! Where'd that guy come from?

"Hold still!"

Might as well hit him-

"UGH!"

Hey, I hit him... look at all that blood... I'm gonna be sick...

"GRAB HIM!"

What the-

"Get away, you bastards! Hwa!"

Damn- stupid sword- maybe I should just punch him-ouch

"Ha! I-"

Ha? Well take this! Oops... Take this! And this! And- oops... and-

"I got him!"

What the? Three to one? That's no- ouch... ugh... I need help-

Was that a gunshot?

"Ugh!"

"What the shit? Who the hell is that girl?"

"Ugh."

Girl? Wha-

"Ferio!"

Fuu?

"Ferio, answer- shit."

"Got her!"

"Fuu?"

"..."

"FUU!"

"Get the guy!"

No! NO!

"You bastards!"

"Huh- ugh..."

"Die!"

"Ugh."

"Surround him!"

"Ugh."

"That's it, I'm leav- ugh."

"Stop!"

"You heard the boss! Let's go!"

"Damn bastards! I'll get you! I'll…huh?"

Why did they just go like that? Should I chase them? What-

"G-good-j-ob…"

... Fuu?

"Fuu- are you okay?"

"Y-es, sir..."

Oh, Fuu... it's Ferio? Remember?

"Here, let me help you up..."

"But- but sir, th-they will come b-ack."

"What-"

"T-the guys. They w-ould no-t just leav-e."

"How would you know?"

"...Trust me. We- have to leave."

"But- the others."

"T-the m-men were only he-re for you a-and-"

"Emeraude!"

"B-bonny said th-that s-he would be fi-ne."

"But!"

"L-look. Only th-e man who was bleeding is still 'ere. All the others left. As in-"

"They ran."

"-No. Think, if you were a cop trying to c-apture someone dangerous in a building, 'ou would shut down the power and?"

I don't get what she's saying… if I were a cop- I get it!

"You would surround the building! But-"

"T-these are not good men."

"Yeah, so-So they'd probably threaten to blow up the building 'till we came out peacefully!"

"What-"

"I saw on some TV show. Let's go."

"But-"

"I don't know how you found your way, but I bet it took a while. But with me we can get out quietly unnoticed. After all, I know this place inside out."

"G-great, but I think you should just g-go. Alone."

What?!

"They are looking for the prince, not 'e. And being t-that I am injured, it would take too long even for someone w-who knows the w-whole building."

"No way. You were really brave and saved my skin. I'm definitely NOT ditching you."

"But-"

"I'll just carry you. Let's go."

"But- woa."

Wow she's light.

"Well, better get going."

"O-okay."

^^^Fuu^^^

I have never shot anyone. Even when one of Mother's friends got really drunk and pulled a weapon, I never shot back. Sure, I would take the gun, but never use it. What vile things guns are-

"Hang on, Fuu. I'm gonna slide down the railing 'cause the stairs creak too much."

"Okay."

I- whoa, we're going too fast! We're gonna fall! We're-

"Eiiep!"

I am so red. Lucky it is dark. I- Hey! Ferio is laughing at me!

"Heh, sorry Fuu. B-ut that- that squeek!"

Great. He is laughing so hard he cannot speak right. I guess I really am lucky that it is dark. Not only am I red, but also now I probably look like I am pouting.

"Aw, Fuu, it was just a joke. Stop pouting an' let's go."

Great, now I am crimson. I am still going to be mad at him for laughing at me.

"Fine."

Irony. I am with a man so great, I should not even seen him. In a mansion so big that people like me should not be in. With men so secret that I should not have seen.  And I am starting to think I am the only one here who is taking this seriously.

"Fuu? Hello, anyone in there-"

"What?"

"Hey, don't snap at me, I'm jus' trying to let you know we have a problem on our hands. And that I'm gonna drop you."

How rude. At least he let me land on my feet. I do not like being so frank, but he is being a real a-

"You were right about them guarding all the exits. I didn't even think they could find this door."

Wow, now that I look around, I totally agree with Ferio. Sheesh, I must have really been thinking since I missed going through that creepy tunnel. And then I was totally oblivious to this tiny room. A closet is bigger than this room. So actually, it is not a room… I surprised that the door could fit.

"What is this door for?"

"Heh, I had it made so I could skip school."

"Well, I guess-"

"Look! That's sis! They got her at the porch*! I thought you said she was safe! I have to go get her!"

Why is he mad at me? It really did sound like his sister had a good way to escape. Okay, think. He has been listening for a while, correct?

"Calm down, do not do something stupid."

"I-"

"Have you been watching for a while?"

"Yea."

"What is out there?"

"There are two guys who look like some kind of body guards."

"…And?"

"Um, there's sis, and some cloaked person. I think it's a lady."

Okay, the two at the porch sound okay.

"About the body guards. Describe them."

"The older one is really old, and the younger one almost looks like a child."

"Do you know their names?"

"One's called Chang Yong and one's called Sane Ain."

What?

"Um, being that you mess up the name Bonny, I really doubt you can say these guy's names correct."

"Heh, whatever. What do you think we should do?"

Why am I the one who always thinks things up?

"Well, obviously, we want to get your sister-"

"Definitely."

"So we should probably try to get around the guards."

"Yeah, should we go out a different way?"

"No…let me think for a sec. Keep watch."

"'K."

All right…goal; we have to get to Emeraude. H- Wait! Our goal is not that both get to Emeraude. In fact, as long as she is safe, we will not even have to get to her. So it is not 'we', it is he, not me. If I go out there and distract the guards, Ferio could get to his sister. I would be in huge shit, but he would be okay. And so would his sister. Sounds like a plan to me.

"Hey, Ferio."

"Got a plan?"

"I think so."

"Tell it."

"I go out first, so the guards-"

"Fuu! I didn't leave you before, and I'm not gonna let you captured now."

This hurts my plan… unless…

"Do not worry. If you had listened, you would have seen that no one would be captured."

"Alright…"

"I would go out first and… make racket before running back inside and locking the door. While this was happening you would sneak out and start going for the porch."

"…That's all?"

No you are just an idiot.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you seemed so smart… but this plan is kinda bad."

"Thanks. Here I go. Remember to do your part, and do not mess with mine, okay?"

"…Sure."

Overall my real plan sucks too, but at least it is better then the one I just made up… Here I go.

^^^Bamboomarang^^^

Um, yeah. Right now my life really does actually suck. I'll keep writing, but my friend might edit them and do the authors notes for while. Don't get mad, please?

Random Narrator: Bamboomarang, having no creativity right now, definitely does NOT own MKR. R/R