~Serena: Something really short Disclaimer that I don't want to waste much
time on because I wanna make sure this one is in time for the Holiday!!! I
do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any game/manga/show/anime/movie that may appear in
this fic! Oi! Also new layout, sorta!
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-Ryou's House _Living Room -8:45 pm
//Christmas... The time of year when you're suppose to give... Too bad that trick or treating thing turned out so bad... And why the hell is Ryou trying to get me to watch some Christmas movies anyway?\\
"Please Bakura! I promise I'll buy you a really good Christmas present if you watch some of these seasonal movies with me!" Ryou whined.
"Err... Don't look at me like that... Ack... To... Cute... Okay! Okay! Just... Stop" I said, trying not to be driven crazy by his to cute for mercy look.
"Yay!" He said bouncing with victory, "So what do you want for Christmas?"
"Err... Anything utterly dangerous or something that could scare the hell out of the pharaoh!"
"Err... I'll just get you the Lord of the Rings..."
"That's good too..."
"Okay! The Grinch is going in!" He said popping in the video and bouncing onto the couch.
"You scare me much so" I mumbled.
"Shhh.! It's starting!"
I frowned and glared at the tv with happy dancing figures on it.
"What the hell is this one about anyway?" I mumbled to Ryou who was singing along with the little figures.
"Huh? Oh! It's about a mean, mean creature called the Grinch that tries to steal Christmas!" Ryou said eagerly.
"You must have watched this movie wwwaayyy to much"
Ryou mumbled, "Yeah... Sure"
He began singing again and I mumbled quietly to myself, "Kill me..."
"Welcome, welcome... Huh? Hey Bakura! Why are you looking so grim?"
//Oh shit... Now he's gonna lecture me on why I shouldn't be so unhappy on The week before Christmas... Kill me\\
"You know you should be grateful that you get to drink tons of eggnog, get presents, cookies, and just love from everyone who cares about you on Christmas!" Ryou said happily.
I coughed when he said 'love'... Oh how I despise that word...
Ryou smiled and handed me a cookie, "There... Be happy!"
//I feel like I'm going to throw up... Someone get me a bucket! This ship's going overboard!\\
"Err... No thanks..." I said, taking the cookie and shoving it in my mouth, "This is good though..."
"Aww... The Grinch is over... Oh well... Next! The Night Before Christmas!"
"That was... Short... Anyway the next one looks like a Halloween movie"
"It takes place in Halloween town!"
"Err... Alrighty then..."
Hour after hour... Another movie after another...
-Ryou's House _Living Room -3:56 am
"ZzZzZzZzZzZz..."
"Ooo! I love this part! Bakura! Bakura!" He nudged me, trying to wake me up.
"Huh? Uh... Ryou... It's 4... Give it a brake" I mumbled still half asleep.
"Oh... Sorry! But this is the best part!" Ryou said over excited.
I turned my head to the blinding set
"GAH! My eyes!" I hissed, cowering from the light, "Ryou! Damn it! It's 4 am! What the hell is keeping you going!?"
"Uhh." He raised a can of coke and turned back to the tv, "Aww man! I missed it!"
"Is it over yet?" I mumbled.
"Hai"
"Good... Night" I said, lying my head down on the couch.
"Night" Ryou said yawning, shutting off the tv and slouching on the couch, falling to sleep quite efficiently.
-Ryou's House _Living Room - 9:32 am
"Bakura...? Bakura? Wake up"
"Huh...? Oh... I was having such a good dream... Why'd you have to wake me up?" I mumbled, rubbing my eyes and yawning.
"Good dream? Felt like a nightmare to me! You were punching me in your sleep!" Ryou said, sitting crossed legged on the floor.
"Whoops... Sorry"
"it's okay.. But! The main reason I woke you up was because we're going X- mas shopping soon!"
"X-mas?"
"Another name for Christmas"
"Hai..."
"Anyway we have to buy a present for all of our friends and family"
"Hai... I don't have any family"
"I know! I was meaning my father"
"Oh... Sooo... When are we leaving?"
"Very soon"
"That's good..." I mumbled to myself.
-Shopping Mall -11:54 am
//Soon, my ass... Why did Santa Claus 2 have to be on when we about to leave? Someone kill this holiday! It's bringing me closing to hell!!\\
"Hey! This would be a great present for Yuugi! Don't you think Bakura?" Ryou said smiling, "Bakura?"
"Huh? Oh yeah sure... It's perfect..." I mumbled.
"You didn't look at it. If you looked at it you would have disagreed" Ryou said, disappointed.
"So?" I turned my head to look at it, "There I looked and... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?!"
"Hahaha! Told you! If you paying attention you would disagree"
"Shut up..." I said, glaring at him.
"Okay! Now we just need presents for Honda, Anzu, Jounouchi, Malik, Mariku, Isis, Seto, Mokuba..."
"Mokuba? Why him?"
"Seto threatened me..."
"Strange..."
"and Yami"
-Home _Living Room -6:45 pm
//Finally home... Ahhh... Away from hell and it's crappy Christmas music... And the llllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg lines... Though Ryou's still singing\\
"Dashing threw the snow, on a one horse open sleigh.. Over the hills we go, laughing all the way. Ha ha ha!" Ryou sang while wrapping the gifts for his friends.
"Would you shut up? It's giving me a headache" I groaned rubbing my forehead.
"Okay, okay... Fine, just help me wrap"
"Okay... You always have to end with words that rhyme."
"What?"
"You told me to help you to rap"
"Not that rap! Wrap the presents! The presents!"
"Oooh... That makes more cense."
"Will you help then?"
"Sure... As long as you don't sing"
"Okay then!"
-Ryou's house _Amane's Room -3:26 am
//Food... I need food... Hmm... I wonder if he'd mind me going downstairs and taking those cookies he baked for that umm... Santa guy... Ah why the hell not!\\
-Ryou's house _Down stairs -3:28 am
//I swear that skateboard's evil... And plotting something... That's that second time it's tripped me down those stairs... Oh well... At least my head isn't stuck to the ground this time\\
"Frickin skateboard and it's stuck wheels and keeps blocking me from going down..." I mumbled, growling at a Ra damned skateboard.
I walked into the living room and grabbed a cookie from the plate that Ryou had set there for Santa.
Something or someone tapped me on the shoulder as I turned around.
(AN: Hmmm... Santa or Ryou, Santa or Ryou? I guess you'll find out!)
"AH!! Damn cat! Get the hell away from me." I sighed and dropped the cookie into my mouth, rapidly spitting it out, "Eww... Ra... I should have known better then to have eaten one of Ryou's cookies..."
"Or maybe you did because you care about him?"
"Huh? Who said that?" I said looking around.
A person stepped out of the shadows.
(AN: Is it a) Santa, b) Ryou, c) The cat, or d) Aten?)
"... This is one of Ryou's practical jokes isn't it?" I said looking at the person pathetically.
"No..." The person chuckled, trying not to burst.
"One second." I said walking over to him.
I ripped of the old man's fake beard and saw Jounouchi standing in a Santa outfit.
"Get the hell out" I mumbled, "It's 3 am and I might call the police for you intruding on this house so.. Out out out!!"
"Aww..." Jou said, sadly and left the house.
"Tonight is the strangest night ev-er... ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz..."
-Ryou's House _Christmas Morning -9:34 am
//Santa. zzzz. Evil Santa. Christmas is crazy. zzzz... Ryou get out of the wrapping paper... No... no don't wrap your poor zz.zzzzzz...\\
DOINK!
"Ow! Ryou? What are you doing here?" I yawned, waking up.
"It's Christmas!" He said jumping with joy, "And look what I found lying on you stomach!"
He handed me an envelope, which I opened and read the letter inside.
'Dear Bakura, You have been a naughty boy this year but you still ended up on my nice list...'
"Ryou?"
"Hai?"
"Is this another one of you crappy practical jokes?"
"No"
"That what Jounouchi said this morning"
"Huh? Jounouchi was here?"
"Yeah... In a Santa outfit..." I said yawning again, then continuing to read the letter to myself.
'And for that I give you a sprinkle of snow from the north pole that will never melt away'
I looked inside the envelope and to my (not) surprise, snow was melting in the bottom of the envelope.
"Some snow that was..." I mumbled, closing on the letter and handing it back to Ryou, "Here, I still don't believe in him."
"To bad then" Ryou said reading the letter, checking the envelope the snow part, "Awww... The snow melted! Gonna have to mail him back"
"You hopeless..." I said lying my head back down on the couch.
Ryou's eyes widened as he handed me the letter.
"What?"
"Did you read after the snow?"
"Huh? Oh... No"
"Well read after that"
"Oookay"
'May your life now... Feh, I'm tired of acting all formal with these letters to kids who don't believe in me anymore... It's your decision if you believe in me or not just enjoy the holidays... Sincerely, Santa'
"WTF?" I said confused with the letter, "I'm Egyptian! That's why I don't believe in Christmas!"
I stomped my foot down with rage.
"Err... Here Bakura" Ryou said trying to calm me down, "Merry Christmas!"
He handed me a present and hugged me quickly to show his affection.
I glared at him, "Don't do that again..."
"Okay" He said quickly without rejection, "Well, Open it!"
So I did. I opened it and inside was something I didn't expect.
"Aibou?"
"Hai?"
"Arigatou!"
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Serena: Oooo, what's the present I suppose!
Yami: Yup!
Sanji: Luffy! Stop shoving your face with cake!
Luffy: Phehfe?
Sanji: =,=
Serena: YAY! One Piece! My X-Mas present! -glomps Sanji and Luffy- n.n
Yami: Oo"
Bakura: That was the only present I received...
Serena: aww... Poor Baku! -glomps him too- :3
Yami: Yes! The secret is out! Serena like Bakura!
Serena: Don't forget Zoro!
Yami: Yeah, sure... Merry Christmas and you better review! :p
-Ryou's House _Living Room -8:45 pm
//Christmas... The time of year when you're suppose to give... Too bad that trick or treating thing turned out so bad... And why the hell is Ryou trying to get me to watch some Christmas movies anyway?\\
"Please Bakura! I promise I'll buy you a really good Christmas present if you watch some of these seasonal movies with me!" Ryou whined.
"Err... Don't look at me like that... Ack... To... Cute... Okay! Okay! Just... Stop" I said, trying not to be driven crazy by his to cute for mercy look.
"Yay!" He said bouncing with victory, "So what do you want for Christmas?"
"Err... Anything utterly dangerous or something that could scare the hell out of the pharaoh!"
"Err... I'll just get you the Lord of the Rings..."
"That's good too..."
"Okay! The Grinch is going in!" He said popping in the video and bouncing onto the couch.
"You scare me much so" I mumbled.
"Shhh.! It's starting!"
I frowned and glared at the tv with happy dancing figures on it.
"What the hell is this one about anyway?" I mumbled to Ryou who was singing along with the little figures.
"Huh? Oh! It's about a mean, mean creature called the Grinch that tries to steal Christmas!" Ryou said eagerly.
"You must have watched this movie wwwaayyy to much"
Ryou mumbled, "Yeah... Sure"
He began singing again and I mumbled quietly to myself, "Kill me..."
"Welcome, welcome... Huh? Hey Bakura! Why are you looking so grim?"
//Oh shit... Now he's gonna lecture me on why I shouldn't be so unhappy on The week before Christmas... Kill me\\
"You know you should be grateful that you get to drink tons of eggnog, get presents, cookies, and just love from everyone who cares about you on Christmas!" Ryou said happily.
I coughed when he said 'love'... Oh how I despise that word...
Ryou smiled and handed me a cookie, "There... Be happy!"
//I feel like I'm going to throw up... Someone get me a bucket! This ship's going overboard!\\
"Err... No thanks..." I said, taking the cookie and shoving it in my mouth, "This is good though..."
"Aww... The Grinch is over... Oh well... Next! The Night Before Christmas!"
"That was... Short... Anyway the next one looks like a Halloween movie"
"It takes place in Halloween town!"
"Err... Alrighty then..."
Hour after hour... Another movie after another...
-Ryou's House _Living Room -3:56 am
"ZzZzZzZzZzZz..."
"Ooo! I love this part! Bakura! Bakura!" He nudged me, trying to wake me up.
"Huh? Uh... Ryou... It's 4... Give it a brake" I mumbled still half asleep.
"Oh... Sorry! But this is the best part!" Ryou said over excited.
I turned my head to the blinding set
"GAH! My eyes!" I hissed, cowering from the light, "Ryou! Damn it! It's 4 am! What the hell is keeping you going!?"
"Uhh." He raised a can of coke and turned back to the tv, "Aww man! I missed it!"
"Is it over yet?" I mumbled.
"Hai"
"Good... Night" I said, lying my head down on the couch.
"Night" Ryou said yawning, shutting off the tv and slouching on the couch, falling to sleep quite efficiently.
-Ryou's House _Living Room - 9:32 am
"Bakura...? Bakura? Wake up"
"Huh...? Oh... I was having such a good dream... Why'd you have to wake me up?" I mumbled, rubbing my eyes and yawning.
"Good dream? Felt like a nightmare to me! You were punching me in your sleep!" Ryou said, sitting crossed legged on the floor.
"Whoops... Sorry"
"it's okay.. But! The main reason I woke you up was because we're going X- mas shopping soon!"
"X-mas?"
"Another name for Christmas"
"Hai..."
"Anyway we have to buy a present for all of our friends and family"
"Hai... I don't have any family"
"I know! I was meaning my father"
"Oh... Sooo... When are we leaving?"
"Very soon"
"That's good..." I mumbled to myself.
-Shopping Mall -11:54 am
//Soon, my ass... Why did Santa Claus 2 have to be on when we about to leave? Someone kill this holiday! It's bringing me closing to hell!!\\
"Hey! This would be a great present for Yuugi! Don't you think Bakura?" Ryou said smiling, "Bakura?"
"Huh? Oh yeah sure... It's perfect..." I mumbled.
"You didn't look at it. If you looked at it you would have disagreed" Ryou said, disappointed.
"So?" I turned my head to look at it, "There I looked and... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?!"
"Hahaha! Told you! If you paying attention you would disagree"
"Shut up..." I said, glaring at him.
"Okay! Now we just need presents for Honda, Anzu, Jounouchi, Malik, Mariku, Isis, Seto, Mokuba..."
"Mokuba? Why him?"
"Seto threatened me..."
"Strange..."
"and Yami"
-Home _Living Room -6:45 pm
//Finally home... Ahhh... Away from hell and it's crappy Christmas music... And the llllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg lines... Though Ryou's still singing\\
"Dashing threw the snow, on a one horse open sleigh.. Over the hills we go, laughing all the way. Ha ha ha!" Ryou sang while wrapping the gifts for his friends.
"Would you shut up? It's giving me a headache" I groaned rubbing my forehead.
"Okay, okay... Fine, just help me wrap"
"Okay... You always have to end with words that rhyme."
"What?"
"You told me to help you to rap"
"Not that rap! Wrap the presents! The presents!"
"Oooh... That makes more cense."
"Will you help then?"
"Sure... As long as you don't sing"
"Okay then!"
-Ryou's house _Amane's Room -3:26 am
//Food... I need food... Hmm... I wonder if he'd mind me going downstairs and taking those cookies he baked for that umm... Santa guy... Ah why the hell not!\\
-Ryou's house _Down stairs -3:28 am
//I swear that skateboard's evil... And plotting something... That's that second time it's tripped me down those stairs... Oh well... At least my head isn't stuck to the ground this time\\
"Frickin skateboard and it's stuck wheels and keeps blocking me from going down..." I mumbled, growling at a Ra damned skateboard.
I walked into the living room and grabbed a cookie from the plate that Ryou had set there for Santa.
Something or someone tapped me on the shoulder as I turned around.
(AN: Hmmm... Santa or Ryou, Santa or Ryou? I guess you'll find out!)
"AH!! Damn cat! Get the hell away from me." I sighed and dropped the cookie into my mouth, rapidly spitting it out, "Eww... Ra... I should have known better then to have eaten one of Ryou's cookies..."
"Or maybe you did because you care about him?"
"Huh? Who said that?" I said looking around.
A person stepped out of the shadows.
(AN: Is it a) Santa, b) Ryou, c) The cat, or d) Aten?)
"... This is one of Ryou's practical jokes isn't it?" I said looking at the person pathetically.
"No..." The person chuckled, trying not to burst.
"One second." I said walking over to him.
I ripped of the old man's fake beard and saw Jounouchi standing in a Santa outfit.
"Get the hell out" I mumbled, "It's 3 am and I might call the police for you intruding on this house so.. Out out out!!"
"Aww..." Jou said, sadly and left the house.
"Tonight is the strangest night ev-er... ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz..."
-Ryou's House _Christmas Morning -9:34 am
//Santa. zzzz. Evil Santa. Christmas is crazy. zzzz... Ryou get out of the wrapping paper... No... no don't wrap your poor zz.zzzzzz...\\
DOINK!
"Ow! Ryou? What are you doing here?" I yawned, waking up.
"It's Christmas!" He said jumping with joy, "And look what I found lying on you stomach!"
He handed me an envelope, which I opened and read the letter inside.
'Dear Bakura, You have been a naughty boy this year but you still ended up on my nice list...'
"Ryou?"
"Hai?"
"Is this another one of you crappy practical jokes?"
"No"
"That what Jounouchi said this morning"
"Huh? Jounouchi was here?"
"Yeah... In a Santa outfit..." I said yawning again, then continuing to read the letter to myself.
'And for that I give you a sprinkle of snow from the north pole that will never melt away'
I looked inside the envelope and to my (not) surprise, snow was melting in the bottom of the envelope.
"Some snow that was..." I mumbled, closing on the letter and handing it back to Ryou, "Here, I still don't believe in him."
"To bad then" Ryou said reading the letter, checking the envelope the snow part, "Awww... The snow melted! Gonna have to mail him back"
"You hopeless..." I said lying my head back down on the couch.
Ryou's eyes widened as he handed me the letter.
"What?"
"Did you read after the snow?"
"Huh? Oh... No"
"Well read after that"
"Oookay"
'May your life now... Feh, I'm tired of acting all formal with these letters to kids who don't believe in me anymore... It's your decision if you believe in me or not just enjoy the holidays... Sincerely, Santa'
"WTF?" I said confused with the letter, "I'm Egyptian! That's why I don't believe in Christmas!"
I stomped my foot down with rage.
"Err... Here Bakura" Ryou said trying to calm me down, "Merry Christmas!"
He handed me a present and hugged me quickly to show his affection.
I glared at him, "Don't do that again..."
"Okay" He said quickly without rejection, "Well, Open it!"
So I did. I opened it and inside was something I didn't expect.
"Aibou?"
"Hai?"
"Arigatou!"
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Serena: Oooo, what's the present I suppose!
Yami: Yup!
Sanji: Luffy! Stop shoving your face with cake!
Luffy: Phehfe?
Sanji: =,=
Serena: YAY! One Piece! My X-Mas present! -glomps Sanji and Luffy- n.n
Yami: Oo"
Bakura: That was the only present I received...
Serena: aww... Poor Baku! -glomps him too- :3
Yami: Yes! The secret is out! Serena like Bakura!
Serena: Don't forget Zoro!
Yami: Yeah, sure... Merry Christmas and you better review! :p