Chapter 2 is up dudes!
Al Fangor: You should not settle this with violence.
Animorphs: HUH?
Jake: Elfangor?
Al: No I'm Al. When I'm in human morph call me AL!
Ax: Brother! You are insulting your Andalite heritage!
Al: Screw you Aximili.
Tobias: Screw you all! Makes out with Rachel
Jake: Yeah! Goes to Cassie
Al: Hey Loren! Starts going and making out with Loren
Marco: Man oh man! Nobody's with me... IT'S CRAPOLICOUS!
Ax: Screw you mother fuckn' assholes! I wanna have sex!
Everyone: *Gasp
Ax: I made an effort to be cool. Did it succeed?
Marco: You scared us more than anything, man
Ax I am not a man Marco. I am a male Andalite
Marco: Screw that.